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since: 03-21-02, id: 187286, Profile Updated: 11-06-09
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Author has written 36 stories for Sailor Moon, Tenchi Muyo, Inuyasha, Dragon Ball Z, Dark is Rising Sequence, Andromeda, X-Men: The Movie, Star Trek: New Frontier, Angel, Judging Amy, Wolf's Rain, Misc. Movies, Dark Angel, Fullmetal Alchemist, Misc. Tv Shows, and Transformers.

You don't need to know about me. I'm boring...

Okay, fine. I'm a green-eyed and slightly insane 20-something living in California. I write fanfiction in my spare time...or in the time when I should be doing working and am procrastinating horribly instead. See? Boring.

Oh, and I'm dirt poor, so don't bother suing me.

My Yahoo IM name is venus_smrf. Feel free to add me.

In response to a whole freaking lot of nagging, here's a little more about me:

(I didn't really know what to say here, so I found a quiz that may answer a few questions but will most likely just leave all of you fearing for my sanity. Enjoy.)

Name: Venus Smurf (what, did you think I'd post my real name online? Please. I have way too many stalkers for that.)

Nickname: Busa (Hey, Mom's African, and this is some African word. She can't even remember what language it's in, so how am I to know what it means?)

Birthdate: I'm in my 20's. Let's leave it at that.

Current Location: Sunny California. Eat that, Canadians!

Eye Colour: Greenish...well, okay, so they look a bit like poop. That's still green, right?

Hair Colour: Brown

Height: Five freaking two. So I'm vertically challenged. Shuddup.

Weight: Pfft. Like I'd answer this one! Girls don't. Ever.

Piercings: Just earrings...but even though I'm a jeans and T kinda gal, all of my earrings are big, dangle to my shoulders, and sparkle.

Tattoos: None. I don't like pain...or needles...or naked chicks on my arms (mostly because I'm a girl, and that would be awkward)

Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Happily single. My goal is to become a crazy cat lady and/or evil dictator of the world. Can't do that if I take the time out for a relationship.

Vehicle: A truck. I love my truck, but please don't ask me about the make or model. I have no idea. I just hit people with it.

Overused Phrase: "Lol." It's stupid even in a text, but of course people use it in conversations, too. Makes me twitch.

FAVORITES

Food: Kosher beef (I'm not sure why it's kosher. It probably isn't, but that's what it's called, so I run with it)

Pub/Disco/Restaurant: In N' Out...though this doesn't count as a restaurant, any Californian will understand why it's my favorite place.

Candy: CHOCOLATE...again, girl. Do we even need to ask this one?

Number: Who takes the time to pick a favorite number? I'm psychotic, not pathetic.

Colour: Changes constantly. Probably green, though. Ooh, or blue. Or maybe yellow...can I go with rainbow?

Animal: Dog, but only because I have one. I actually don't like dogs at all (except mine). I'm a cat person, mostly because they don't care about anything as long as I feed them, and because they seem evil when they hiss.

Drink: Coke. I'm a bit addicted. Also milk.

Body Part On Opposite Sex: ...uh...?

Perfume: I don't know. My sister has this stuff in a purple jar that I steal as often as I can, but only because it's expensive and my doing so really irritates her. I don't think I'd wear it if it didn't.

TV Show: Heroes!

Music Album: Anything by Rise Against or Linkin Park.

Movie: Right now, Transformers 2. Awesome, awesome movie.

Actor/Actress: Ming Dao/Meg Ryan.

THIS OR THAT

Pepsi Or Coke: Coke, though I don't mind Pepsi at all.

McDonald's Or Burger King: McDonald's, but only because their fries are so dang good.

Chocolate or Vanilla: Depends. I hate chocolate ice cream or shakes but prefer it in anything else.

Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot chocolate. I don't like the smell of coffee, though I'm Mormon and wouldn't drink it anyway.

Kiss Or Hug: Neither. Don't touch me.

Dog Or Cat: Didn't we already do this one?

Rap Or Punk: Neither. Ugh.

Summer Or Winter: Summer. I can't even watch movies with snow scenes. My excuse? I lived in Ohio. Ten foot freaking snow drifts! And ice storms! And more snow! Yuck.

Scary Movies Or Funny Movies: Funny. I can't handle scary movies--I actually got nightmares from Chucky! How pathetic is that? It wasn't even scary!

Love Or Money: ...I should go with love, but let's face it: money can buy love. Maybe not the real kind, but it'd be good enough for me!

YOUR…

Bedtime: Usually around one A.M. I can't quite seem to get over my college habits...

Most Missed Memory: I honestly don't get this question. How can I miss a memory? Isn't it sort of always with me?

...I don't like this question. It's made me feel stupid.

Best Physical Feature: I have really great hair.

First Thought Waking Up: I'm gonna find the person who invented mornings and shoot him.

Ambition: Honestly, I don't have ambitions. If I had to pick one, maybe to finish one of my stories?

Best Friends: There are other people in the world besides me?

Weakness: I have the attention span of a goldfish living in vodka. Can't focus on anything ever.

Fears: Being eaten by a crocodile. No, there aren't any living near me. Doesn't matter in the slightest.

Longest Relationship: Probably an hour. I have commitment issues.

HAVE YOU…

Cheated On Your Partner: No.

Ever Been Beaten Up: ...pfft. No. That's why I carry the machete.

Ever Beaten Someone Up: ...I'm innocent until proven guilty!

Ever Shoplifted: Sure, when I was five. Who does that? Get a job and just pay for what you want, loser!

Ever Skinnydipped: No. My grandmother is always trying to get me to do this, but the fact that she's the one doing the prompting has been enough to stop me.

Ever Kissed Opposite Sex: Yes.

Been Dumped Lately: No.

IN A GUY/GAL

Favourite Eye Colour: Don't care at all.

Favourite Hair Colour: I prefer dark hair, but I don't really care that much.

Short Or Long: Nothing past the shoulders. I will never date a guy with hair longer than mine.

Height: I'm practically a midget. If I ever get around to having kids, my husband would have to be at least six feet to make up for my genes.

Style: Don't care.

Looks Or Personality: Personality. If the guy can't laugh at himself, how am I supposed to be able to laugh at him?

Hot Or Cute: Don't care.

Muscular Or Really Skinny: Can I go with in between?

RANDOMS

What Country Do You Want To Visit: Spain.

How Do You Want To Die: I don't plan on dying. Dying is for wimps. Insert Chuck Norris joke.

Been To The Mall Lately: Yep. Again, girl.

Get Along With Your Parents: Yep. Most of the time. When they're not being psychotic, anyway.

Health Freak: My favorite restaurant is In N' Out, so obviously not.

Do You Think You're Attractive: Again, great hair.

Believe In Yourself: Yep. I'm amazing.

Want To Go To College: Have two degrees, unfortunately have to get one more. I hate school.

Do You Smoke: Never. I like my lungs.

Do You Drink: Never. I like my liver.

Shower Daily: Usually. Hygiene can be an issue on my days off, because I usually don't even bother to get dressed then, but other than that...I don't like stinky people, and that includes myself.

Been In Love: Probably not.

Do You Sing: Not if I can help it. I sound like a dying cat even on my best days.

Want To Get Married: Not even remotely.

Do You Want Childen: Maybe...though I refuse to accept responsibility for their therapist's bills.

Hate Anyone: Nah. Hate is for people who don't know how to get revenge.



UPDATING AND E-MAIL INFORMATION as of November 7, 2009:

...wow. It's been a freakishly long time since I updated this thing. I just haven't had time to work on any of my stories lately, because between work and school, swine flu (yes, the swine flu...and it's every bit as bad as everyone has been saying. I mean, really, did anyone else know that the medication makes people hallucinate? Because it totally does. There were robots and ransacked but completely unrelated communication towers. It wasn't pretty), and all of my other gazillion responsibilities, I'm just lucky I didn't end up in a padded cell with a whole bunch of happy pills.

Anyway, I've finally gotten around to finishing the next chapter of "Waiting for an Excuse." I sent it off to my beta tonight, so as soon as she points out all of my many flaws, I stop crying over my complete inability to write anything decent without help, I fix the mistakes and then remember how to post things (yes, it's been that long), you'll finally get something new from me.

It's a good thing I have good hair, right? No matter how annoying I may get, no matter how long it takes me to update, you can't hate people with good hair.

Oh, and I'm still looking for recommendations for my Venus/Malachite C2 archive! Staff and story recommendations would be very welcome.

February 2009:

I've recently discovered that I have a C2 archive. I'd forgotten all about it, but I've decided to change the archive to focus on stories with Mina and Malachite/Kunzite. I've only had time to add a handful of stories, but I'm now looking for staff and story suggestions...and suggestions for a better title for the community, because I drew a complete blank and put something abysmally stupid.


STORY UPDATING INFO (First story listed is the one I'm currently working on):


ORIGINAL WORKS ON FICTIONPRESS (Under Venus Smurf1, NOT Venus Smurf): http://www.fictionpress.com/u/561745/

I BLAME THE LLAMAS: Chapter Nine: 60 percent completed.

Summary: I don’t believe in reincarnation, but if it is real, Christian is SO gonna be some type of fungus in the next life!

MY STALKER'S NAME IS BUBBA: Chapter 5: 20 percent completed.

Summary: Rachel has always been a little different, but when an invisible boy announces that she only has six months to live, "crazy" takes on a whole new meaning.

"Llamas" was nominated for "Most Awkward Moment" at the Some Kind of Wonderful Awards. How cool is that?


ON FANFICTION.NET:

WAITING FOR AN EXCUSE: Chapter 6: 00 percent completed. Just waiting on my beta now.

BLOOD AND ICE: Upcoming one-shot (Pfft. Like I'm ever going to get around to finishing this one, at least at the rate I'm going!)

COMPLICATIONS IN THE LIFE OF A MOP GIRL: Chapter 3: 5 percent.

HER FAULT: Part 3/3: 15 percent.

PRODIGAL DAUGHTER: Chapter 2: 60 percent completed.

A DIFFERENT VENUS: Chapter 3: 75 percent completed. Stupid writer's block...

THE BURDEN OF ETERNITY: Chapter 9: 10 percent completed.

SUSPICIONS--Chapter 6: Malachite the Pervert: 5 percent completed.

REFUSING TO RUN--Chapter 5: 15 percent completed.

PROMISES FROM A STRANGER--Chapter 3: Had it done, but really need to start over. Could be awhile.

Edited ROOMMATES: Chapter 5: 0 percent completed, and I probably won't get any more done any time soon.

THE REASON: Chapter Two: 1 percent (I have the title...)

As for the others...well, if I haven't updated something in less than three years, it's clearly on hiatus. I'm planning to finish everything eventually, but "eventually" could be a long time in coming.


UPCOMING STORIES:

Blood and Ice: When he fell in love with the angel in the snow, he didn't realize that she'd already fallen. Mina/Mal one-shot.

Hana Yori Dango one-shot: Five years after the death of Tsukasa, Rui is still waiting... 50 percent completed.


Feel free to put any of my stories on your sites--just let me know and give me credit.

And my eternal thanks to my brilliant and wonderful betas: Magician (all), JadesRose (Suspicions), Huri (Refusing to Run), Sargent Snarky (BOE), Lightspeed Sazuka (Promises and Suspicions), Destiny's Darkness (Waiting), Through Darkness (Different Venus), storyteller (Mop Girl) and Co.!


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1. Judging Sam reviews
It really isn't a good idea to judge books by their covers...especially when aliens and Sam Witwicky are involved.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,658 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-29-09 - Complete
2. Every Time reviews
The first time they met, he forgot her. The second time, he took her picture. The third, he decided she was bipolar.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,688 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 12-27-08 - Minako A./Mina - Complete
3. Complications in the Life of a Mop Girl » reviews
Momoko's life is complicated enough--restarting time, saving lives, and still holding down a nine-to-five job--but then one of the killings hits a little too close to home, and Momoko suddenly isn't the only one repeating time. Based on "Mop Girl."
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,381 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 12-13-08 - Published: 2-25-08
4. Suspicions » reviews
He was supposed to be her warden, maybe a bodyguard on the side. He wasn't supposed to really see her for what she was, and he certainly wasn't supposed to want her. Mina/Mal
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,399 - Reviews: 131 - Updated: 4-19-08 - Published: 9-27-04 - Minako A./Mina & Kunzite/Malachite
5. Waiting for an Excuse » reviews
He's enchanted and will do anything to find out more about her...and she's just waiting for an excuse to kill him. MinaXMal
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,693 - Reviews: 110 - Updated: 1-3-08 - Published: 1-19-07 - Minako A./Mina
6. Roommates » reviews
Malachite's new roommate was the Energizer Bunny in a past life, and he's pretty sure she's insane, too. MinaXMal.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,898 - Reviews: 868 - Updated: 12-15-07 - Published: 4-2-02 - Minako A./Mina & Kunzite/Malachite
7. The Reason reviews
Sequel to The Choice. It's been five years since her release from the asylum, but Mina can't forget...MinaXMal AU.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-5-07 - Minako A./Mina
8. Her Fault » reviews
It was her fault...her fault that he'd failed her, her fault that he'd cheated...MinaXMal Will have happy ending!
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,327 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 11-17-07 - Published: 7-28-07 - Minako A./Mina
9. Prodigal Daughter reviews
Hard enough for the prodigal daughter to return home, harder still when the fiancé she brings with her has claws...LoganXMarie
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 7-26-07 - Rogue & Wolverine
10. A Different Venus » reviews
As Crystal Tokyo prepares for the resurrection of the Generals, Venus begins a journey into the past to visit with her former selves and the man they all loved...SenshiGenerals
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,541 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 7-13-07 - Published: 3-21-07 - Minako A./Mina
11. The Burden of Eternity » reviews
WB The Dark has Risen, but Will won't be able to keep his family out of it this time...
Dark is Rising Sequence - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,472 - Reviews: 107 - Updated: 4-6-07 - Published: 5-11-03
12. Refusing to Run » reviews
Logan's tired of waiting for Marie, and he's finally going to do something about it...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,060 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 3-7-07 - Published: 2-24-04 - Wolverine & Rogue
13. The Look in His Eyes reviews
Set just over two years after the movie, Ed's with Roy's double in our world. Still, Double Roy knows there's something wrong between himself and Ed...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 12-12-06 - Roy M. & Edward E. - Complete
14. Promises of a Stranger » reviews
Very AU. In a universe where senshi fights senshi and everybody has a secret, it's all up to Minako...MinaMalRayeJed
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,377 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 12-8-06 - Published: 10-5-06 - Minako A./Mina & Kunzite/Malachite
15. After Everything reviews
MinaMal. He would often wonder, after everything was over and she was already gone, why he hadn’t seen it coming. Nominated for best SMRC angstromanceongoing fic!
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 9-8-06 - Minako A./Mina & Kunzite/Malachite - Complete
16. The Vegeta Question » reviews
Set before Cell Games--Bulma's still trying to decide what to do with Vegeta...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,164 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 2-28-05 - Published: 3-13-03 - Vegeta & Bulma
17. Soulmates » reviews
To save the world, Mina has walked away from everything she loved. MinaMal, GeneralsSenshi
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,782 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 12-2-04 - Published: 9-21-04 - Minako A./Mina & Kunzite/Malachite
18. Dream Girl reviews
Malachite has spent his entire life looking for something…or someone. Will a chance encounter at a bar bring his search to an end? MinaXMal. Nominated for best SM romance fic!
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 10-15-04 - Kunzite/Malachite & Minako A./Mina - Complete
19. Sin reviews
Seven years after TC, Max reflects on her life, Ben, Alec and Logan. MA
Dark Angel - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-10-04 - Complete
20. Darklight: Waiting for Forgiveness reviews
Based on Darklight: Lilith thinks about her sins. LilithWill implied.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-22-04 - Complete
21. Wishful Thinking » reviews
Serena and Darien hate each other--don't they?
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,844 - Reviews: 105 - Updated: 9-14-04 - Published: 10-17-02
22. Offering the Extreme reviews
Toboe isn't as innocent as everyone thinks he is...so why does he keep pretending he is? ToboeXTsume One-Shot
Wolf's Rain - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 7-27-04 - Complete
23. The Problem With Amy reviews
My take on why Bruce won't pursue Amy...
Judging Amy - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-17-04 - Complete
24. Smurf reviews
Illyria thinks about Wesley. Following "Underneath" One-shot
Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-17-04 - Wesley W.P. & Fred B. - Complete
25. The Others » reviews
The senshi are (temporarily) dead, and Serena's hearing voices. What more can go wrong?
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,434 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 3-26-04 - Published: 1-30-03 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny & Mamoru C./Darien
26. Saviors reviews
Born to a race of saviors, a legend before her time, can even Serena save her world?
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,809 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-23-04 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny & Mamoru C./Darien
27. Le Choix reviews
Mina a choisi de ne pas être réincarné avec l'autre senshi. Que se produira maintenant qu'elle est toute seule et humain?
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - French - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-18-04 - Minako A./Mina & Kunzite/Malachite - Complete
28. Holding Back » reviews
Will Beka choose to stay with Tyr? Complete
Andromeda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,084 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 3-7-04 - Published: 11-10-03 - Complete
29. Truth's Child reviews
How will Si Cwan react when he learns that Soleta is pregnant with Thoth's child?
Star Trek: New Frontier - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-6-04 - Si Cwan
30. The Choice reviews
Minako chose not to be reborn as a senshi. What will happen to her now that she’s alone and human? MinaMal. Complete.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 10-7-03 - Minako A./Mina & Kunzite/Malachite - Complete
31. A Greater Destiny reviews
What if the senshi's destinies were even more complex than anyone dreamed?
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-10-03
32. The First Meeting reviews
Sesshomaru's thoughts during and after his first meeting with Rin...
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 2-13-03 - Complete
33. Alias » reviews
AU GeneralsSenshi. Crappy older story. Don't read it.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,467 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 8-29-02 - Published: 4-9-02 - Complete
34. Space Cadet » reviews
Sasami isn't your ordinary cadet, and something is coming for her...SasamiKamadake
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,882 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 5-9-02 - Published: 4-2-02 - Complete
35. Time Traveler » reviews
Crappy early story. Don't read it. AU MinaMal
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,360 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 5-7-02 - Complete
36. Venusian Spy » reviews
Will Venus' capture expose a secret that might destroy the universe? Crappy early story. Don't read it.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,569 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 3-21-02 - Minako A./Mina & Kunzite/Malachite - Complete
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