I CHANGED MY PEN NAME! I used to be ForbidenFaerie.

-- TAKE MY POLL NOW!! ... Please?

Stuff about me, assuming you give a damn:

Name: Rachel

Age: 13 1/2 (yes, I still use the half system)

Sign: Pisces

Sexuality: Bisexual, but prefers girls

Relationship: None, never had one. Don't want one.

Loves: the smell of rain, black, red, blue, vampires, blood, fire, my iTouch

Hates: people who put "if you don't like it, don't read it!" anywhere on there profile but somewhere else on the same profile they go into a huge rant and slander stories (I know of someone who does this. It's annoying, and makes you seem like a jack-ass), homophobia, Mary-Sues (I read a fic with a Mary-Sue in it. I laughed, it was that bad!), Twilight

My T.V.: Total Drama Island/Action, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Grounded For Life, Robot Chicken, American Dad, South Park, The Whitest Kids U' Know (look it up on YouTube, it's hilarious), Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit, WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment), Futurama, Phineas and Ferb

My movies: The Simpsons Movie, Watchmen (Funny story: My mom loves superhero movies, so my brother and I reluctantly agreed. When we got our tickets, I said "Mom, why's there are 'R' on the ticket?" and was ignored. I asked dad, and was ignored. I asked my brother, who shrugged. 10 minutes into the movie, we knew why... Lol.) I want to see Jennifer's Body, but my mom hates horror and my dad hates ME

My music: Miley Cyrus (people say I'm not Goth because I like Miley. Well I don't give a f-ck about them, I have my own opinions and my own style and my own taste... And being unique no matter what is more Goth than anything, right? Shut up, who asked you anyway? Lol), Micheal Jackson, Plain White T's (you know the guys who wrote sweet balads like "Hey There Delilah" and "1,2,3,4"? Suprisingly, all there other songs have to do with sex. "Natural Disaster" and "That Girl".) Daughtrey (sp?), Nikelback, Greenday, 3 Days Grace, Creed, Avril Laviegne, Maroon 5, The Killers (NONE of their songs make sense, but still good to hear!) Trevor Moore (lol! Look up "Gettin' High With Dinosaurs WKUK" and you'll see. I'll only listen to Trevor rap. No one else. Rap sucks.)

My books (in no order.):

Annie On My Mind by Nancy Garden (I love that book, and I reccomened it to anyone who's Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, or Questioning)

House of Night series by P.C. and Kristen Cast

Amandine by Adele Griffin (amazing and a little creepy)

Dangerous Girls by R.L. Stine (awesome book for those who want a vampire story that will suprise you with the ending)

One of Those Hideous Books Where the Mother Dies by Sonya Sones

6th Grade Secrets by Louis Sacher

Vampire Kisses series by Ellen Schreiber

The Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold ("My name was Salmon, like the fish; first name, Susie. I was 14 when I was murdered on December 6, 1973." The first part hooks you, doesn't it?)

The Secret Life of Amamda K. Woods (I forgot who wrote it...)

I'll add more when I think of more/read more.

People think I'm weird for crushing on cartoon charecters, but hey, that's just me. I have a crush on Courtney (love her! But I think she's being way too bitchy on TDA) and a crush on Noah. (What? he's hot in an "I'm in the closet" sort of way!)

Q: Slash or Femslash? (boyxboy or girlxgirl)

A: Femslash

Q: Slash or het? (boyxboy or boyxgirl)

A: either one.

Q: Het or femslash?

A: Femslash

Q: Het smut or het fluff?

A: Both, but usually fluff

Q: Slash smut or slash fluff?

A: fluff.

Q: Femslash smut or femslash fluff?

A: Both!

Q: One-sided or mutual feelings?

A: One-sided (I LOVE angst couples!)

Q: Favorite genres?

A: Angst, romance, supernatural, drama, tradgedy

Q: Least favorite genres?

A: I don't know, western? (what the f-ck is western, anyway? Lol)

I think:

Ezekiel could be a vampire. he NEVER went to school, he's pale, he's anti-social, he has dark gray eyes.

Heather could be a vampire. She's pale, beautiful, has dark hair and eyes, and seems like she would drink blood! XD

Duncan could be vampire. he's pretty pale, hot, has dark hair, and is dangerous.

Izzy could be a werewolf. She scratched her ear like a dog in "No Pain, No Game", she barked in her sleep in "Riot on Set", and she runs a lot! Her teeth also get sharp randomly...

Noah's gay; HERE ME OUT! What did he say when he was eliminated? "What-ever, I'm out of here."; he also says "What-ever." and "It's all down-hill from here, honey."; and he ONLY hangs around girls (and Cody), never guys.

GO ON YOUTUBE AND CHECK! CODY WAS TOTALLY SMILING WHEN NOAH KISSED HIS EAR. AND DONT TRY THAT "he was dreaming" CRAP, CAUSE HIS EYES WERE OPEN.

Favorite male charecters: Ezekiel, Noah, Cody, Harold, Owen (TDI) Danny Fenton/Phantom, Vlad Masters/Plasmius (Danny Phantom) Billy, Nergal Jr., Dracula, Grim (Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy) Damien Maslin, Jack Twist (House of Night series) Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Butters, Kenny (South Park) Gibby (iCarly)

Favorite female charecters: Izzy, Courtney, Heather, Eva, Gwen, Beth (TDI) Ember McLain, Dani Phantom (Danny Phantom) Mandy (Grim Adeventures) Zoey, Aphrodite, Shaunee, Erin, Stevie Rae (House of Night) Sam, Carly(iCarly) Luna, Raven (Vampire Kisses)

Charecters I don't like: LeShawna, Geoff, Sadie (TDI) Irwin (Grim Adventures) Edward, BELLA, Charlie, BELLA, BELLA, Edward, EDWARD, EDWARD! BELLA! (Twilight series) Those poser "vampire" kids (South Park) Tucker, Dash (Danny Phantom) Erik, John the Step-Loser, Heath, Kayla (House of Night)

Favorite couples:

TDI:

DuncanxCourtney (I don't like Duncan anymore because of his fangirls, but I still like this couple... Cannon)

NoahxCody (Best. Slash Couple. Ever.)

HeatherxCourtney (so cute together!)

HeatherxGwen (the whole reason Heather hates Gwen is because she had a secret crush on her! ... Well, in my mind...)

HeatherxLindsay (if you look closley, it WAS one-sided cannon on Lindsay's side.)

IzzyxLindsay

IzzyxHeather (Heather was SO about to blush when Izzy grinded up on her in Up the Creek!)

IzzyxCourtney (Courtney needs a little crazy in her life!

BridgettexLindsay (BlondeShipping!)

JustinxOwen (Totally cannon. Look at Owen's face!)

TylerxBridgette (fannon)

TylerxEva (fannon)

CodyxGwen (poor Cody! he needs love!)

BethxLindsay (BFFFLs, and oh-so cute together!)

HeatherxBeth (one-sided on Beth's side, this seems to explain why she liked Heather so much)

HaroldxBridgette (fannon)

TrentxLindsay (they've flirted a few times...)

GwenxGeoff (fannon, unfortunatley)

OwenxLindsay (fannon)

HeatherxBridgette (they're really cool!)

EzekielxTyler (KEWT!)

EzekielxBridgette (Zekie needs some lovin'!)

GwenxCourtney (What? I'm aware it's weird!)

GeoffxEzekiel (I read a fanfic... Now I love it!)

GwenxEva (another couple I ship thanks to a fanfic!)

HaroldxDuncan (yes, another fanfic made me like this.)

Love triangles:

GwenxCodyxNoah (Cody likes Gwen. Noah likes Cody. I LOVE to make Noah jealous!)

IzzyxOwenxJustin (Owen can't decide between Izzy and Justin!)

EvaxEzekielxTyler (Which jock shall win Ezekiel's heart?)

CodyxNoahxJustin (Jealous Cody would be ADORABLE!)

DuncanxCourtneyxHeather (I don't know who I want to win... I like them both with Courtney!)

DuncanxCourtneyxTrent (Will she choose darkness, or light?)

IzzyxEsquirexExplosivo (confusing? Yes. Awesome? Yes!)

EzekielxGeoffxBridgette (GO HOMESCHOOL! Win over party boy!)

Other Fandoms:

BillyxMandy (GAOBAM, fannon)

ZoeyxAphrodite (House of Night, maybe-cannon)

ZoeyxStevie Rae (House of Night maybe-cannon)

ClairexMassie (Clique novels, will someone write this? PLEASE? Maybe-cannon.)

MileyxLilly (Hannah Mantana; unfortunatley fannon)

MileyxMakayla (Hannah Montana, fannon)

RosexLissa (Vampire Academy, I actually thought this was cannon when I first read the book! Fannon.)

BellaxAlice (Twilight; one-sided cannon on Alice's side, when you think about it.)

SamxCarly (iCarly, unfortunatley fannon.)

MelaniexFreddie (one-sided cannon)

MelaniexCarlyxSam (iCarly, imagine Sam fighting with her twin sister over Carly! Fannon.)(iCarly)

SpencerxSasha Striker (iCarly, almost cannon.)

KylexStan (South Park, maybe-cannon)

CartmanxButters (South Park, maybe-cannon)

StanxWendy (South Park, it is cannon once more!)

Couples I don't like:

TDI

DuncanxLeShawna (fannon)

DuncanxGwen (maybe-cannon. I'm not afraid to say they've had moments in TDA.)

BridgettexGeoff (I. HATE. THIS. WITH. A. FIRERY. PASSION. Unfortunatley cannon, and it's turning Bridgette into a slut.)

CodyxBeth (eww...)

NoahxA Girl (Noah's gay)

OCxNot-an-OC (with exceptions)

SamxFreddie (iCarly, fannon and it beter stay that way! -.-)

Copy and paste stuff:

IF YOU THINK THE TDI FANDOM NEEDS MORE FEMSLASH/YURI/GIRLXGIRL PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE.

If you think Trent is a TOTAL Gary-Stu (male Mary-Sue) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like Courtney more than Duncan, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Noah is in the closet, paste this to your profile

If you think Cody is bisexual, paste this onto your profile

Once upon a time there was a girl who was beautiful, smart, strong, and perfect in every way. She went on Total Drama Island and was friends with everyone but Heather and Courtney, cause they're bitchez. Duncan fell in love with her, and they're SOULMATES!! If you hate the Mary-Sue TDI fangirls, and all they're awful fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you see HxL and think of HeatherxLindsay, not HaroldxLeShawna, put this on your profile.

NOAHXCODY! If you're an NxC fan, put that on your profile!

If you're a Total Drama Addict, paste this on your profile.

If you think Geoff is ruinning (or will ruin) Bridgette's life by making out with her so much, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate immature Mary-Sue fangirls, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you can't understand what's so special about GwenxTrent, copy and paste this onto your profile and hope GxT fans don't kill you

If you think the producers forgot about LindsayxTyler being cannon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Sadie needs to put more clothes on, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love GwenxGeoff, put this on your profile. If you don't, watch "Trial By Tri-Armed Triathalon" again.

If Noah/Cody is your OTP, paste this into your profile

"We're gay, we're glad! But don't tell mom and dad!" If you're in the closet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you beleive in God, paste this into your profile.

If you beleive in Jesus, paste this into your profile.

If you're scared of going to Hell, hate the idea of Hell, and wish Hell didn't last an eternity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're Anti-Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you now beleive in wereleopards, copy and paste this onto your profile