Kirby77DP77 | FanFiction

12/9/12: I'm back!! Please check out my new chapter of I'm Inevitable!

8/8/11: Link of a krampus

7/24/11: Hope you all are having a great summer!

11/30/10: Hey everyone! For some reason the only thing I can access on FF is my profile page, so... I'm updating it. :D So... Hmm...

Oh, yeah! PLEASE!!! Do the poll at the top of the page. I changed it and I'm really excited to see your opinions. Thanks!

kirby

3/21/10: Happy Anniversary!! Today marks the first full year of my membership to Fanfiction!!

Twiddles thumbs nervously Err... Yeah... Umm... Hi? Uhhh...shrugs nervously...

You know what forget this crap! I have no idea how to start my profile! Just read. AND REVIEW!! And always remember, the evil bunny is watching you.

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Name: Kirby

Gender: Female

Fav Stuff: Harry Potter, Inheritance Cycle, Danny Phantom, Shrek, Ect.

I'm addicted to spider solitare. (What's worse? I can't win, or that I can't stop playing?!)

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INTERNATIONAL DP DAY OF ANGST!

"The DP Day of Angst is on October 1 and was started by a bunch of ff.net authors complaining about how the fandom has basically been flooded with romance stories. Honestly, you can't look down the front page and see a summary that doesn't have a pairing indicated in it somewhere. So on October 1 a group of ff.net writers are getting together to flood the front page with good old angst." (quoted by a friend and not the DP-Angst Club)

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. JERKS!! LONG LIVE PLUTO!! Copy & paste this

Ok, these are somethings you do to annoy people, it's fun!

1. Put a wet floor sign on the carpet.

2. Go up to the lost and found person and tell them you lost a pair of shoes 3 years ago at your cousin's house.

3. When the speakers come on, point and scream: No! The voices are following me again.

4. Stand in a clothes rack and when people look for clothes say: Pick me, pick me!

5. When you order at Mcdonalds say: I'd like a chocolate milkshake, and there'd better not be any chocolate or milk in it! AND DON'T SHAKE IT!!

6. Whenever you play rock paper scissors, choose rock, and if they choose paper punch them in the face, then say: Sorry, I thought the paper would protect you!

7. Sing a song really badly and offkey especially near YOUR MUSIC TEACHER.

8. Constantly tell people to follow the (insert color) brick road!

9. Scream really loudly, and when questioned say: I saw an imaginary spider, only it wasn't real

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, you probably can't read this without asking why am i friends with her??

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is jerk cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line

hahahah!! funnyness!!

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird.

I seriously believe that I'm stupid in my own special way. Or that I'm special in my own stupid way. Either one I forget!

Never argue with an idiot they'll just take you down to your level and beat you by experience.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

You know you live in 2009 when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) You just tried to defend yourself against the computer by saying something like 'The TV doesnt have buttons anymore!'

7.) You just realised that you were defending yourself against an innanimate object

8.) Your parents can't even survive school anymore. (it is a fact that many 5th graders know geography more than their parents)

9.) You've gotten in trouble at school for sending in a report ful of cht spk typose, nd smily faces

10.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

11.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

12.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

13.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

14.) And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

15.) Copy & Paste it because you know you fell for it. :)

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92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie,Aeropostale and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would die laughing, copy and paste this!

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the alphabet song and twinkle, twinkle little star have the same tune

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

If you'r a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is planning to dominate the world, copy this to your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

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1. I'm Inevitable » reviews
After living in the tower as Clockwork's apprentice for four years, Danny finds giving himself up the only option left to save his mentor. Now that the Head Ancient has sentenced him to a life being tortured at Vlad's in exchange for Clockwork's life.. Now rated M for violence.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,759 - Reviews: 224 - Updated: 2-10-13 - Published: 8-1-10 - Danny F. & Vlad M.

2. An Ode to Checkmate reviews
Thank you pearl84 for writing one of the best fanfiction ever.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-15-11 - Complete

3. Sherlock Versus Shuffle
Run for cover! The iPod has been set for shuffle in another over used challenge! And unfortuately, no one is safe from 'Everybody's Shufflin!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Published: 8-8-11 - Sherlock H.

4. Pacing reviews
John Watson always watched over Sherlock, telling him to eat and whatnot. But... he seemed to be much more protective now of his consulting detective. Post Great Game
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-12-11 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete

5. A Definite Perhaps reviews
A different story telling what would have happened if Moriarty had done more than strap a bomb onto John during the Great Game. Will Sherlock rescue him?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 1-26-11 - Sherlock H. & John W.

6. The Girl I Fell On reviews
Of course the only day Freddie is late for school, he nearly has a heart attack. Pairing, but you'll see which inside.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-24-11 - Freddie B. - Complete

7. Quoting the Detective reviews
Watson is forever the mother hen, however, he can feel the need to quote Holmes sometimes... But perhaps acting like him on cases is not the best option..
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-24-11 - J. Watson & S. Holmes - Complete

8. Isolation » reviews
To be left completely alone, that is his biggest fear. And as Dave grows worse for the wear, Balthazar must jump in to save his apprentice... From himself. Slight child abuse in second chapter Please review!
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,546 - Reviews: 114 - Updated: 1-10-11 - Published: 7-27-10 - Dave S. & Balthazar B. - Complete

9. Spinoff to Isolation reviews
This is what happens to Dave's parents. Please read Isolation first.
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-10-11 - Balthazar B. - Complete

10. Brainwash reviews
Okay, I had my fun with Buzz. Now it's time to mess with Woody. Hehehehehehe... Shall we play a little music?
Toy Story - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-1-11 - Woody - Complete

11. Woody's Choice reviews
It has come time for Woody to make his choice. Who is the best partner for him? Let the choice begin. Slight insanity on the writers part. It is really, really late!
Toy Story - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-30-10 - Woody - Complete

12. Responsibility reviews
Woody would do anything for his friends, anything. Pairing if you squint, but if you don't like the pairing it won't ruin the story.
Toy Story - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 12-30-10 - Buzz Lightyear & Woody - Complete

13. Balthazar's Present reviews
What did Dave get for his birthday?
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-28-10 - Dave S. & Balthazar B. - Complete

14. Stupid Television reviews
Buzz is outsmarted so easily sometimes. Let us all laugh in his expense. This takes place after Toy Story 3.
Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-28-10 - Buzz Lightyear & Woody - Complete

15. Woody's Past reviews
Why was it so wrong that Buzz wanted to know? Was it so wrong that he needed answers? What was Woody hiding from?
Toy Story - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 12-28-10 - Woody & Buzz Lightyear - Complete

16. How The Ultimate Enemy Should Have Ended reviews
Danny and Dan face off in a way like no other. One destroys the other without landing a single punch or wailing a single wail. Watch and be not so amazed at how The Ultimate Enemy should have concluded! R and R!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 7-10-10 - Danny F. & Dan Phantom - Complete

17. My Little Light reviews
After the Seal takes Yugi, Yami Atem is overcome by grief and guilt. So of course, he needs to rant! : This can be taken as Slash or as brotherly feelings. Please review!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-4-10 - Yami Yūgi & Yūgi M. - Complete

18. Horrible Timing » reviews
Harry is sent back to Maurader's time after Voldemort dies, to teach DADA. However, someone else from the Dark managed to join him. H/G J/L R/H Temporary HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,791 - Reviews: 144 - Updated: 7-4-10 - Published: 3-23-09 - Harry P. & James P.

19. Letters To Nobody » reviews
What if Harry's summer letter were never read? Would the Order come to his aid, should he need it? Let's see how full proof this little arrangment was!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 6-2-10 - Published: 6-1-10 - Harry P. - Complete

20. Phoenix Troubles » reviews
Harry Potter has one destiny, to kill Voldemort. But what if Tom kidnappeds him first? Takes place after 5th year. Summer before 6th year. H/G if there is a pairing HIATUS temporary
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,206 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 5-31-10 - Published: 6-8-09 - Harry P. & Voldemort

21. Serena's Trap » reviews
When a strange ghost sends Vlad and Danny into Danny's mind, things don't turn out well... And now that he's trapped by his own evil Danny has to make some very difficult choices to survive. D/S HIATUS
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,074 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 4-4-10 - Published: 3-23-09 - Danny F. & Vlad M.

22. A Chance reviews
Why... Did they not give me a choice... A chance? I could have won... But I didn't. So now, I will sit here... And plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-2-10 - Harry P. & Tom R. Jr. - Complete

23. Thanks for Trying reviews
Post Nasty Burger explosion. What was Danny thinking as he was at Vlad's? No pairings. Inspired by pearl84's Checkmate, the best fanfic ever. Review please!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-23-10 - Danny F. & Vlad M. - Complete

24. Terrible But Great reviews
Tom Riddle and Harry Potter. They are more alike than they know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-6-10 - Harry P. & Tom R. Jr. - Complete

25. Kirby's Drabbles and Oneshots » reviews
A collection of oneshot, drabbles, maybe twoshots, and random stuff. Chapter 8: FEATURING A ONESHOT FROM PEARL84'S CHECKMATE THAT I WAS GIVEN PERMISSION TO WRITE!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 2-19-10 - Published: 6-20-09

26. Harry Potter Meets Classic Carols » reviews
For the holidays you have some carols that meet the Harry Potter books. One: Jingle Bell Rock
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-8-09 - Published: 12-5-09 - Complete

27. Hedwig, My Friend reviews
Why did you have to go?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-28-09 - Harry P. & Hedwig - Complete

28. Drip reviews
Harry Angst filled little oneshot I found while emptying my files. Please read and review, maybe I'll put in a full length story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-18-09 - Harry P. - Complete

29. Stupid Thermos reviews
My submission to the DP Day of Angst October 1st, 2009! Summary: The crazed ramblings of a caged and duranged Dan Phantom.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-30-09 - Dan Phantom - Complete

30. I care reviews
A short poem on some of Harry's thoughts on Voldemort with a sortof creepy ending. No pairings I DON'T OWN HARRY POTTER!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-13-09 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete

31. Never Understood reviews
When Harry is possessed in OoTP he has more trouble... Sirius is alive, Slight Ginny/Harry pairings, Rated T for some language, and PLEASE REVIEW! Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-21-09 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete

32. Messed Up reviews
Hmmm... Harry has another choice to make. Should Tommy live or die? Inspried by Erasing History. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-1-09 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete

33. Pointless reviews
Chatrooms... Can't live with 'em. Can't live without 'em. But I seriously think we should ban Danny Phantom characters from using them. D/S M/J ect.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-21-09 - Danny F. - Complete

34. Death at Mount Saint Helens reviews
Percy didn't go to Ogygia after Mt. St. Helens. So where did he go?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 3-26-09 - Percy J. & Annabeth C. - Complete

35. Too Late reviews
Harry collapses and wakes up in the hospital wing with something very important to say... What was that? Phoenix tears aren't permadent! H/G R/H
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-23-09 - Harry P. - Complete

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