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Author has written 35 stories for Harry Potter, Danny Phantom, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Yu-Gi-Oh, Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010, Toy Story, Sherlock Holmes, iCarly, and Sherlock.
12/9/12: I'm back!! Please check out my new chapter of I'm Inevitable!
7/24/11: Hope you all are having a great summer!
11/30/10: Hey everyone! For some reason the only thing I can access on FF is my profile page, so... I'm updating it. :D So... Hmm...
Oh, yeah! PLEASE!!! Do the poll at the top of the page. I changed it and I'm really excited to see your opinions. Thanks!
3/21/10: Happy Anniversary!! Today marks the first full year of my membership to Fanfiction!!
Twiddles thumbs nervously Err... Yeah... Umm... Hi? Uhhh...shrugs nervously...
You know what forget this crap! I have no idea how to start my profile! Just read. AND REVIEW!! And always remember, the evil bunny is watching you.
Fav Stuff: Harry Potter, Inheritance Cycle, Danny Phantom, Shrek, Ect.
I'm addicted to spider solitare. (What's worse? I can't win, or that I can't stop playing?!)
INTERNATIONAL DP DAY OF ANGST!
"The DP Day of Angst is on October 1 and was started by a bunch of ff.net authors complaining about how the fandom has basically been flooded with romance stories. Honestly, you can't look down the front page and see a summary that doesn't have a pairing indicated in it somewhere. So on October 1 a group of ff.net writers are getting together to flood the front page with good old angst." (quoted by a friend and not the DP-Angst Club)
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. JERKS!! LONG LIVE PLUTO!! Copy & paste this
Ok, these are somethings you do to annoy people, it's fun!
1. Put a wet floor sign on the carpet.
2. Go up to the lost and found person and tell them you lost a pair of shoes 3 years ago at your cousin's house.
3. When the speakers come on, point and scream: No! The voices are following me again.
4. Stand in a clothes rack and when people look for clothes say: Pick me, pick me!
5. When you order at Mcdonalds say: I'd like a chocolate milkshake, and there'd better not be any chocolate or milk in it! AND DON'T SHAKE IT!!
6. Whenever you play rock paper scissors, choose rock, and if they choose paper punch them in the face, then say: Sorry, I thought the paper would protect you!
7. Sing a song really badly and offkey especially near YOUR MUSIC TEACHER.
8. Constantly tell people to follow the (insert color) brick road!
9. Scream really loudly, and when questioned say: I saw an imaginary spider, only it wasn't real
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, you probably can't read this without asking why am i friends with her??
Take Time To Read Each Sentence
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is jerk cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of every line
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird.
I seriously believe that I'm stupid in my own special way. Or that I'm special in my own stupid way. Either one I forget!
Never argue with an idiot they'll just take you down to your level and beat you by experience.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
You know you live in 2009 when:
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6.) You just tried to defend yourself against the computer by saying something like 'The TV doesnt have buttons anymore!'
7.) You just realised that you were defending yourself against an innanimate object
8.) Your parents can't even survive school anymore. (it is a fact that many 5th graders know geography more than their parents)
9.) You've gotten in trouble at school for sending in a report ful of cht spk typose, nd smily faces
10.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
11.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
12.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
13.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
14.) And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
15.) Copy & Paste it because you know you fell for it. :)
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie,Aeropostale and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would die laughing, copy and paste this!
If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the alphabet song and twinkle, twinkle little star have the same tune
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.
If you'r a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is planning to dominate the world, copy this to your profile.
If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
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