| Kirby77DP77 |
Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter, Danny Phantom, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Twiddles thumbs nervously Err... Yeah... Umm... Hi? Uhhh...shrugs nervously... You know what forget this crap! I have no idea how to start my profile! Just read. AND REVIEW!! And always remember, the evil bunny is watching you. (0.0) Name: Kirby Gender: Female Fav Stuff: Harry Potter, Inheritance Cycle, Danny Phantom, Shrek, Ect. I'm addicted to spider solitare. (What's worse? I can't win, or that I can't stop playing?!) (0.0) /l、 INTERNATIONAL DP DAY OF ANGST! "The DP Day of Angst is on October 1 and was started by a bunch of ff.net authors complaining about how the fandom has basically been flooded with romance stories. Honestly, you can't look down the front page and see a summary that doesn't have a pairing indicated in it somewhere. So on October 1 a group of ff.net writers are getting together to flood the front page with good old angst." (quoted by a friend and not the DP-Angst Club) Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. JERKS!! LONG LIVE PLUTO!! Copy & paste this Ok, these are somethings you do to annoy people, it's fun! 1. Put a wet floor sign on the carpet. 2. Go up to the lost and found person and tell them you lost a pair of shoes 3 years ago at your cousin's house. 3. When the speakers come on, point and scream: No! The voices are following me again. 4. Stand in a clothes rack and when people look for clothes say: Pick me, pick me! 5. When you order at Mcdonalds say: I'd like a chocolate milkshake, and there'd better not be any chocolate or milk in it! AND DON'T SHAKE IT!! 6. Whenever you play rock paper scissors, choose rock, and if they choose paper punch them in the face, then say: Sorry, I thought the paper would protect you! 7. Sing a song really badly and offkey especially near YOUR MUSIC TEACHER. 8. Constantly tell people to follow the (insert color) brick road! 9. Scream really loudly, and when questioned say: I saw an imaginary spider, only it wasn't real For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, you probably can't read this without asking why am i friends with her?? Take Time To Read Each Sentence This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is jerk cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line hahahah!! funnyness!! Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird. I seriously believe that I'm stupid in my own special way. Or that I'm special in my own stupid way. Either one I forget! Never argue with an idiot they'll just take you down to your level and beat you by experience. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. You know you live in 2009 when: 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6.) You just tried to defend yourself against the computer by saying something like 'The TV doesnt have buttons anymore!' 7.) You just realised that you were defending yourself against an innanimate object 8.) Your parents can't even survive school anymore. (it is a fact that many 5th graders know geography more than their parents) 9.) You've gotten in trouble at school for sending in a report ful of cht spk typose, nd smily faces 10.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling. 11.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends. 12.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 13.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5. 14.) And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 15.) Copy & Paste it because you know you fell for it. :) i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! 92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie,Aeropostale and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would die laughing, copy and paste this! If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the alphabet song and twinkle, twinkle little star have the same tune If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this to your profile. If you'r a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is planning to dominate the world, copy this to your profile. If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile. On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: | |||||||||
1. Harry Potter Meets Classic Carols » reviewsFor the holidays you have some carols that meet the Harry Potter books. One: Jingle Bell RockHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-8-09 - Published: 12-5-092. Serena's Trap » reviewsWhen a strange ghost sends Vlad and Danny into Danny's mind, things don't turn out well.... And now that he's trapped by his own evil Danny has to make some very difficult choices to survive. D/SDanny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,485 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 11-30-09 - Published: 3-23-09 - Danny F. & Vlad M.3. Horrible Timeing » reviewsHarry is sent back to Maurader's time after Voldemort dies, to teach DADA. However, someone else from the Dark managed to join him. H/G J/L R/HHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,189 - Reviews: 104 - Updated: 11-30-09 - Published: 3-23-09 - Harry P. & James P.4. Hedwig, My FriendWhy did you have to go?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Published: 11-28-09 - Harry P. & Hedwig - Complete5. DripHarry Angst filled little oneshot I found while emptying my files. Please read and review, maybe I'll put in a full length story.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Published: 11-18-09 - Harry P. - Complete6. Phoenix Troubles » reviewsHarry Potter has one destiny, to kill Voldemort. But what if Tom kidnappeds him first? Takes place after 5th year. Summer before 6th year. H/G if there is a pairingHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,727 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 10-26-09 - Published: 6-8-09 - Harry P. & Voldemort7. Stupid Thermos reviewsMy submission to the DP Day of Angst October 1st, 2009! Summary: The crazed ramblings of a caged and duranged Dan Phantom.Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-30-09 - Dan Phantom - Complete8. I care reviewsA short poem on some of Harry's thoughts on Voldemort with a sortof creepy ending. No pairings I DON'T OWN HARRY POTTER!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-13-09 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete9. Never Understood reviewsWhen Harry is possessed in OoTP he has more trouble... Sirius is alive, Slight Ginny/Harry pairings, Rated T for some language, and PLEASE REVIEW! OneshotHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-21-09 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete10. Kirby's Drabbles and Oneshots » reviewsA collection of oneshot, drabbles, maybe twoshots, and random stuff. Chapter 6: The War of Fudge and Chapter 7: Crappy GPSDanny Phantom - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-6-09 - Published: 6-20-0911. Messed Up reviewsHmmm... Harry has another choice to make. Should Tommy live or die? Inspried by Erasing History. Please review!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-1-09 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete12. Pointless reviewsChatrooms.... Can't live with 'em. Can't live without 'em. But I seriously think we should ban Danny Phantom characters from using them. D/S M/J ect.Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-21-09 - Danny F. - Complete13. Death at Mount Saint Helens reviewsPercy didn't go to Ogygia after Mt. St. Helens. So where did he go?Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-26-09 - Percy J. & Annabeth C. - Complete14. Too Late reviewsHarry collapses and wakes up in the hospital wing with something very important to say... What was that? Phoenix tears aren't permadent! H/G R/HHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-23-09 - Harry P. - Complete