Peace!

Lo. Umm... you could call me HeHe or Beana... (friend made that up, hers is Kwiss Cheese! =D )

At the age of not-gonna-tell you I write mini stories by me! I read FanFiction on my phone for one story, wasting about 100 baht. Living in Thailand, I go to sleep at 11pm... waaaay past my strict bedtime, which is freaking 9pm...

Usually I actually, very badly, stay up on my laptop (Acer Aspire 2920) till 3am which is now impossible... so sad... SO now it is going to be freaking confiscated after the strict time of half past f-ing 8... Do you pity me or what?

Baaahh! I have a Facebook account, a Hotmail account, a Gmail account, a Yahoo Account, a Club Penguin account, a FanFiction account and... did I miss anything?? Nevermind...

I just hate homework.

There I said it. Please, teachers don't stab me. In History I didn't pay attention... I was to busy laughing with my friend. Apparently, she loves the fruit Figs. She repeated the word like hell, over and over again during class... I actually nearly smashed my head against the purple tables. Not attractive... I already have an idea of what I want to do for my GCSEs!

My friends were like this:

KiKi - How could think that? We're choosing a long way away!

FiFi - Yeah! God!

HeHe - We choose in a year people! I want to be ready.

FiFi - snort

KiKi - eeww

HeHe - bursts out laughing

And then the whole thing is forgotten...

My wanna-be choices -

1) Geography! (Our Geo Teacher makes it fun!)

2) Art (The teacher scares me)

3) Mandarin

4) No idea

Four's the maximum and since English, Maths and Science is compulsory it's not needed in our four choices. Also a language is MANDATORY. Since we study a language at the beginning of Yr 7 to the end of Yr 9... it gives us time to prepare... MY MANDARIN SUCKS! =D wo bu xihuan mu gua! (I dont like papaya...) cant put tone marks!

EXCUSE my umm... grammer and spelling and punctuation and etc. Cant be bothered right now! =D

Actually I am supposed to do my... science homework...

NOTICE If anyone knows how to explain the combining powers of the elements and how this crap formula equation is formed with the freaking numbers that would be kindly appreciated! If possible a small or medium sized paragraph! I BEG OF YOU... I have it due in a Revision Guide on Thurs... 29/10/09

Well, right now I am just listening to Carrie Underwood. I am just obssessed with it, before it was Hilary Duff then Taylor Swift then the Jonas Brothers (who I now just laugh at.) JoBro fans do not stab me... NOW it's Paramore, Selena Gomez (o.O), Kelly Clarkson and Fergie! -

Here I go with the same stuff that other authors do...

Fave Cheese: Brie!

Fave Drink: Lipton Ice Tea!

Fave Books : Harry Potter! The Alex Rider series, The Chronicles of Ancient Darkness, Twilight Series (it's kei kei), Diary of a Wimpy Kid, The Mysterious Benedict Soceity.

Fave Authors: J.K. Rowling! Antho ny Horowitz, Meg Cabot, Jacqlueline Wilson, Michelle Paver

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Guess! It's... brown...

Height: 165cm

Age: No need to know people.

Weight: BLAAHH Like I would ever tell you!

School: Guess!! The only clue I give you is IT'S A PRIVATE, INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL. Didn't see that one coming... right?

Favorite Couples!:!

Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermione

Remus/Tonks

Lily/James

Severus/ NOBODY (so sad... no one to be loved by... HAHAHAHA)

Bella/Edward

Alice/Jasper

Jacob/Leah

Jacob/Nessie!

Emmett/Rosalie

Carlisle/Esme

Charlie/Renee

Me/ Nobody! I am single AND loving it...

I was like SO obssessed with Twilight, BUT now after I reread the Harry Potter series am I SO obssessed with it... bee hee!

Toodles.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you're mentally insane, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your friends are always telling you to shut up, but you don't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you're still waiting for your Hogwarts letter, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone asks you what you want for your birthday, and you reply, "An owl, so we can keep in touch when I leave for Hogwarts!" copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you wanted to punch Remus Lupin in the gut for thinking that he was "too old" for Tonks, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree that Tonks is a way better nickname than Dora (as in Nymphadora), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had to sweep a floor, and tried to get the broom by shouting, "UP!" copy and paste this onto your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you didn't like Snape in books 1-5, HATED him in book 6, then still didn't forgive him in book 7, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever known you were in mortal danger but decided to go through with the stunt anyway, copy this into your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you want to slice out Jacob Black's organs, throw them into a fire, and do a native dance around the fire, for what he did in Eclipse, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are on Team Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever wanted to be that little hyper pixie of Alice, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an imaginary friend and you aren't ashamed to save them a seat at the movies, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

If you think Harry Potter is still better than Twilight, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried when Sirius Black fell through the veil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a strong supporter of S.P.E.W. (Society for the Promotion of Elvish Welfare), and want to give all the little House Elves neon colored socks, copy and paste this onto your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you laughed so hard you almost choked when Ron read Harry's tea leaves in divination, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you would seriously consider naming your child Ginny or Luna, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes with yourself copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!

So I was like, Avada Kadavra, and he was like, dead

I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.

Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret.

Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar

I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.

I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.

I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort

I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape

I will not scare the Arythmancy students with my calculas book

Dear Harry, I hate you, Love Voldy

When Voldemort goes to bed he checks his closet for Mrs. Weasley.

This icon is off trying to shut Percy in a pyramid.

Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it dances naked infront of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy.

I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the headmasters office.

I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!

Professer Flitwick's name is not Yoda.

I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class.

If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

Neville: OMG I killed Harry Potter!

(somewhere in the distance)

Voldemort: Nooooo! I wanted to do it!

Draco: I mock you with my spirt fingers!

I stalked a death eater and all i got was this lousy potions master!

I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand

I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing

I will not follow potions intstructions in reverse order just to see what happens

I will not give Hagrid pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals

I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

I will not teach the house-elves to impersonate Paris Hilton.

Sirius Black...

...escaped azkaban...

...evaded death eaters...

...outwitted ministry...

killed by drapery.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will hide in your suitcase.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dig an escape tunnel with your plastic spork after theirs breaks.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOOOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

Toodles! Wuv MP 3