Dukeofnachos
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since: 03-22-09, id: 1874723, Profile Updated: 05-02-13
country: USA
Author has written 29 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Inuyasha, Kim Possible, Rugrats/All Grown Up!, Codename: Kids Next Door, Naruto, Invader Zim, Avatar: Last Airbender, Bleach, Phineas and Ferb, Super Smash Brothers, Vocaloid, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹, Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, Avengers, Hoodwinked!, and Alice in Wonderland, 2010.

Name: How about Donni? Donni... Laroe

Gender: Female

Likes: Meat, Anime, Cartoons, Superheroes, and Oldtime Disney

Dislikes: Canon pairings, those who try to tell authors how to write a story, flamers, Sasuke, Preps, Twilight, People who smell like french whores, Newer Disney, HSM copiers, Glee especially, HSM itself, and CNreal.

Looks: Long white hair down to mid-back. Golden eyes. Dark skin. Black tank over a purple T-shirt. Black shorts. White scarf. Height is somewhere around 4'9.

I like to write and I like to argue over topics that interest me. I hate it when people text-write their fics and then act like spell check doesn't exist. I am proud to say that I have never been flamed and I challenge someone to log in and do so. We'll see how long it lasts. I truly believe that aglets (the plastic tip on the end of your shoelace) are sinister devices and should be cut off and replaced with rubberbands. I believe that most Disney stars are Robots created specifically for the purpose of hypnotizing teenage girls, and that Justin Beiber was a defective prototype of Zac Efron that was dropped out of a plane into a snow bank in Canada, where he was discovered years later. I believe that eventually, we will start getting through to the producers of these shows and they will figure out that not every star of every show has to have 50 songs, even if they did sing the intro, and that not every show has to have romance. And these teenage girls who all sing about the same thing will realize that no one wants to hear about how it feels to kiss their boyfreind that no one ever actually sees and no one cares about their break up. No one cares about how you stalk him or how over him you are. Sing some songs with some depth.

I also enjoy talking with a british accent. I slip into it when I Talk for a long time and whenever I read something out loud. It makes things more entertaining. I am currently writing a series called City of Unknown, which I intend to use to prove to the Kentucky school system that their english classes are useless. The title is under construction, because it makes me think of a mystical Pokemon city. I enjoy creating super heroes in my spare time.

Click on these if:

Your name starts with A-O

http://Mynameis.com/

Your favorite color is blue

http://www.I'mBlue.com/

You know what time it is

http://www.Adventuretime.net/

Yaoi is awesome

http://www.Boy'sLove.org

You want M. Night Shyamallama to die in a horrible fashion, and you want that "The Last Airbender" movie to be remade by someone competent.

http://www.notmychildhood.com

Fav shows

Fullmetal alchemist
Ouran host club
Black blood brothers
Justice league
Spectacular Spiderman
Yin Yang Yo
Sgt. Frog
Gintama
Hetalia
xxxHOLIC
Black Butler

Fav voice actors:

Vic mignogna
Todd Haberkorn
J. Micheal Tatum (Any character voiced by him shall be called Mommy, regardless of how manly they are.)
Chuck Huber
Travis Willingham (He's THOR ON ULTIMATE SPIDERMAN)
Christopher Sabat
Eric Vale

Works in progress:

Title: Passing the torch

Category: Hetalia

Plot: While musing on his invisibility, Canada is interuppted by Sealand. After this, strange things start to happen. People start talking to Canada, people start inviting him to things and Canada just feels out of place when he's included. But wait... Who is Sealand again?

No pairings.

Title: ... I'll figure this one out later (that's not the title. I really have no Idea)

Category: Dragon Ball Z and Ouran High school host club

Plot: Basically, Hunny, Mori, and Kyoya are saiyans. This comes to the Hosts attention how? Hunny, Mori, and Kyoya are late one day. Haruhi tells them that it's one of the days Hunny helps out the Karate club. So the host club goes and what do they find? Hunny sparing with a kid with black hair, who seems to be not only holding his own against the little powerhouse, but dishing out his own damage as well. They watch until they're noticed, Tamaki noting that the boy looks familiar. Hunny and the boy immediatly stop. Hunny begins talking to the hosts and the boy leaves and comes back with something, glasses. Who is the boy? Kyoya. This WILL actually crossover with DBZ aside from concepts. Vegeta will be a main character. Eventually.

Pairing: None... well, maybe a little KyoTama here and there, but that's a given with mommy and daddy.

Random stuffs!

95 of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers Miley Cyrus The Highschool Musical cast Justin Beiber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 that would get some popcorn, get a nice seat, than start chanting "JUMP MOTHER FUCKERS, JUMP MOTHER FUCKERS, JUMP FUCKERS!!"

If you have an insane best friend, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are random and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile. Orange

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy and paste this to your profile.

92 of the teenage population would die if Orlando Bloom said it wasn't cool to breath. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 that would be laughing your carcass off.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen UP stairs, add this to your profile

No event is complete without theme music. If you have ever started humming/singing your own theme music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend time reading such things as these and find the as intriguing as I, copy and paste this into your profile.

(.• (.•.••) .•).•.•) .•)
Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

98 percent of teens have been drunk or high. Paste this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you have attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands, snapping your fingers or by drawing an array, copy and paste this in your profile!

Chuck Norris went to Candy Mountain and came back with both of his kidneys AND some candy.

Suicide is a way of telling God, "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME,I QUIT!"

LOOK MA, NO BRAIN!

Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is free!

If at first you don't succeed, then destroy all evidence that you tried.

That which don't kill you...will probably try again.

Its tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door...

Always forgive your enemies-nothing annoys them so much.

Evening news is where they tell you 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

When you're right, no one remembers, when you're wrong, no one forgets.

If guns kill people, can I blame my misspelled words on my pencil?

Russia can see Sara Palin from his house.

Tamaki Suoh and France are either long lost brothers or France had a secret kid with Japan.

France: Molesting the world one nation at a time.

Ceiling Dororo: Keeping cats out of your ceiling since 1999.

Fav quotes

I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do.

- Bender B. Rodriguez (sp?)

I like the escalator because it can never break... It can only become stairs!
-Mitch Hedberg

If somebody calls and messes with you on the phone like that you don't become terrified, you mess back ... If somebody called me and was like "have you checked the children?" I'd be like "I killed them!"

- Dane Cook

SCREW THE RULES! I have money!

- Kaiba

Am i pissing you off-fa-fa?

-Peanut

What, you don't let Jews in your bar? You racist bastard!

- Achmed the dead terrorist

For the record, i'm saying it makes no difference to me whether or not i actually read the line as written.

- Kyoya

I charge STUPID PEOPLE, and you qualify!

- Deadpool

Kids don't wear Deadpool underoos!

- Spiderman

... and Omega-red's a bed-wetter!

-Deadpool

I'm Son Goku, who the hell are you?

-Goku

Anyone can fly through the air like an eagle! What you have to do is swim through the air like a panda!

-Me, when encouraging a friend

He's a dumbass, and there's no accounting for dumbass...ness.

-Not sure exactly where this is from, but I find it hilarious

Twilight is not a book to be tossed aside lightly. It is to be thrown as hard as you can against the wall.

-The beginning of a book report on twilight I have prepared for highschool.

Villian, I hath done thy mother!

-Shakespeare

"What manner o' thing be your crocodile?"
"It is shap'd sir, like itself. It's as tall as it is, and as wide as it hath breadth."
"What color it be?"
"Of it's own color, too."
"Ah. 'Tis a strange beast."
"Aye. And the tears of it are wet."

- Also from some Shakepeare

“You did not kick my Pop in the testicles. Never happened.”
“Just like you didn't bondage my sexy ass to the wall on our first date.”
“I webbed your dumbass to the wall for talking to much. And it wasn't a date. I was arresting a robber.”
“That's not how I remember it!”
“Yeah, well, you remember Arbor Day as the day the trees finally revolted against enslavement and refused to have Twilight printed on them.”
“Ah it was a glorious day for all tree kind.”

-Spiderman and Deadpool, "Enter Wade Wilson" by ArraFrost

...I really want to delete these songs, but... I love them so.

Songs by Deadpool (it'sjustsomerandomguy's property)

Rorschach and Deadpoooooooool!
I'm not a foooooool!

He's a mental case

Music's not his thing

So i wrote the theme

I'm so talented

Copy righted Poooooooooool!

Copy and I'll Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeee!

I think that the song should end right here

(you know what, maybe you should just shoot me)

Gunshot

Rorschach and Wolveriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!
They make a great teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam!
He's a psychopath
He's also a physcopath
I don't think the premise really works

Gunshot


1. Passing the Torch reviews
While musing on his invisibility, Canada is interrupted by Sealand. After this, strange things start to happen. People start talking to Canada, people start inviting him to things and Canada just feels out of place when he's included. But wait... Who is Sealand again?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-2-13 - Canada & Sealand
2. The way to take reviews
Natsumi has never been one to take the easy way.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-20-13 - Giroro & Natsumi H. - Complete
3. 11 impossible things Prussia isn't allowed to do reviews
Or, the one where Spain and France make a list of things that he can't do to stop people from killing him. Contains shipping of the Bad Touch Trio and other yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-15-12 - Prussia & France - Complete
4. Jealousy? What Jealousy? reviews
Red has a new boyfreind. Everyone loves him. Wolf has doesn't care, really he doesn't. He just so happens to hate the guy with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns. Nothing to do with her, really. It's not like he loves her. ONESHOT!
Hoodwinked! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-26-12 - Complete
5. Narcissistic reviews
Some days, he wonders. USCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-15-12 - America & Canada - Complete
6. Imagine » reviews
When you can't obtain what you want, all you can do is imagine. Tony hasn't had to for a long time. Steve is better at remembering.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-5-12 - Published: 6-16-12 - Iron Man/Tony S. & Captain America/Steve R.
7. A Whole New World reviews
When Aladdin wishes to be a prince, Hulk realizes that they've been dating.
Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-3-12 - Hulk & Wasp - Complete
8. Two Little Words reviews
Why is America so happy about that crappy card Prussia gave him?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-13-12 - America & Prussia - Complete
9. Denial reviews
If you asked Giroro about that day, he'd deny a lot of things... and tell you two. A GiroNatsu romance.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-13-12 - Giroro & Natsumi H. - Complete
10. More than a sister » reviews
Phil wasn't normal, and he never would be. He knew this and so did everyone else. But these feelings towards his sister... those shouldn't be there, right? Warning: Twincest!
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,645 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 12-23-11 - Published: 9-3-09 - Phil D. & Lil D. - Complete
11. No touchy reviews
America reminds Prussia exactly how awesome he is by saying it like a hero.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-1-11 - America & Prussia
12. Should I Leave? reviews
After waking up with a naked Prussia in his arms, an equally naked Spain has only one question. Should he stay or go?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-1-11 - Spain & Prussia
13. A Strange Freindship reviews
She appears every Wednesday and takes him with her.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-1-11 - Greece & Hungary
14. Unamused reviews
Really, they should know better by now.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-3-11 - Team Seven
15. Gum reviews
Germany has England s last piece of gum. America wants it. Germany wonders if it's his fault. Yaoi. Oneshot. R&R
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-13-11 - America & Germany - Complete
16. Spirits of Alice Past reviews
Alice was not the first Alice. There were 4 before her.Alices red,blue,green,& yellow. Iracebeth calls them back from the dead, yet they return to wonderland without her. But what is it they really want? What secret is the Hatter hiding?
Crossover - Vocaloid & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-3-11 - Alice K.
17. A ninja's feelings reviews
Sheik's an easy-going guy now that he's been seperated from Zelda. He can't wait for the new tournament to begin. But when the new Smashers are introduced, a kid and his Pokemon stand out for some reason. What kind of name is Red, anyway? SheikXRed Yaoi!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-23-10 - Zelda/Sheik & Pokémon Trainer
18. Our little secret » reviews
Hunny and Mori have been hiding something.They're really Naruto and Shino, looking for a new life. What happens when people from the past start to appear?
Crossover - Naruto & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 123 - Updated: 12-11-10 - Published: 11-5-09 - Naruto U. & Tamaki S.
19. Goodbye for now reviews
Several smashers have been disqualified from the tournament. They leave with final words... or... are they?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-11-10 - Complete
20. Let's help save Japan! » reviews
Zim and Gir are abused teens. Their old house was burnt down. In the woods behind the new house, is a well. When they fall through and meet the Inuyasha gang,they discover that they are the key. Discontinued and up for adoption.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,700 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 12-10-10 - Published: 7-29-09
21. To break a curse » reviews
Nekozawa has an allergy to light. I've know this for the longest. Beelzenef has plans for me. That's... some new info. Being sucked into my favorite show with my cat, who is apperantly human, isn't so bad. The curse and the cat ears I could do without.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 10-22-10 - Published: 11-16-09 - U. Nekozawa
22. Trickery with Bacon and Soap » reviews
Gir turned into a human a long time ago, but he's still doing the same old tricks. "Gir, why is there bacon in the soap?" "I made it myself!"
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 10-12-10 - Published: 3-5-10 - Zim & Gir
23. Seven sins of Ferb reviews
Ferb sins. He knows he does. And then he sees Phineas and it's all worth it.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 10-8-10 - Phineas & Ferb
24. Just as good reviews
Kenpachi is sick and he's just made a promise to take Yachiru somewhere. With no one else to go with her, what she needs is a substitute!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-22-10 - Chad/Y. Sado & Yachiru K. - Complete
25. Blue lightning reviews
A quick summary of Ty lee and Azula's "freindship". You should probably listen to the "Making Fiends" themesong while or before you read this. R&R!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-23-10 - Azula & Ty Lee - Complete
26. the masked musician reviews
Everyone thought Shino was lonely. They all pitied him, and he was sick of it. So he found something to do. A secret life. But what happens when Shikamaru finds out about it? Au! ShikaShino in that order! Yaoi. Being rewritten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-21-10 - Shikamaru N. & Shino A.
27. I don't have Gay jungle fever » reviews
Tamaki's a teenager, so it's only right that his inner mind theater be as hormonal as he is. But sometimes, it's hard to tell what's real and whats not.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1-28-10 - Published: 7-18-09 - Tamaki S.
28. Really? That happens? reviews
The K.N.D have some questions, and I wrote some drabbles to answer them. each drabble is 100 words, and you can count them if you want. Also, I don't own Knd. R&R
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-9-09
29. Pairings reviews
What the Kim Possible cast would do if they read fanfictions.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-9-09