Hey meh peeps! Whats up? Fo shizzle! (I have offically gone crazy! I love it!)

Name: Millon doller question isn't it?

Age: Wouldn't you like to know

I live: In the unervverse, milky way,Planet, Continent, Country, Province, city, street, In a house.

Follow me on Twitter- http://www.twitter.com/Adri1915

I also have a fictionpress account so check that out my name is 'Fall Down Again Bella'

Also check out my youtube account TheAnnoyingThing1915

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Wondering bout my pen name I changed it from Ec-stronger than you since1915 (cuase it was way tooooooooo long) to The annoying thing becuase I took the quiz and it said my perfect nickname would be the annoying thing.

Oh and I took the Twilight quiz and it said I was Bella Swan. YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!

Oh and I also -last one promise- took an IQ test and my IQ is 103 witch is pretty good considering I am 11 (I think)

okay so there's this girl in my class, Shaelynn...er..Shealynn...whatever, what kind of name is Shaelynn..er..YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!, and she is what we would call a BITCH (and not in a good way)

The ironic truth--being a perfectionest is the only thing keeping you from being perfect.

Passions:
Reading
Music
Art (I'm going to Mayfield, baby!)
Singing
Writing
Twilight Saga
Emmett Cullen (hehe)

Fave Books:
House Of Night Series (Marked, Betrayed, Chosen, Untamed, Hunted, 6 more not out yet.)-P.C. and Kristen Cast
Twilight Saga (Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn)-Stephanie Meyer
A Series Of Unfortunate Events (The Bad Begging, The Reptile Room, The Wide Window, The Miserable Mill, The Astere Academy, The Ersatz Elevator, The Vile Village, The Hostile Hospital, The Carnivorous Carnival, The Slippery Slope, The Grim Grotto. The Penultimate Peril, The End)-Lemony Snicket
The Host-Stephanie Meyer

Books I can't wait for:
Tempted-House Of Night
Midnight Sun-Twilight Saga

Fave Songs:
Of Wolf And Man-Metallica
I Know You Want Me-Pitbull
When I'm With You and Second Chance-Faber Drive
What If-Kate Winslet
Just Want You, S.0.S, Crash And Burn, and Unlove You-Elise Estrada
Pon De Replay, Distrubia, and Shut Up And Drive-Rhianna
Waking Up In Vegus-Katy Perry
Shake It and Seventeen Forever-Metro Station
Before He Cheats-Carrie Underwood
Lie To Me-George Nuzuka
In The End-Linkin' Park
Concrete Angel-Martina McBride
Cross My Heart-Marrianna's Trench
Please Don't Leave Me-P!nk
Don't Trust Me, Electroshock, richman, starstuck-3oH!3
Every Time We Touch-CASCADA
Africa-Karl Wolf
White Horse-Tayler Swift
You give love a bad name-Bon Jovi
Me agianst the world-simple plan

Fave Singers/Bands:
Rhianna
Elise Estrada
3OH!3
Nickelback

Fave Movies:
Transformers
Shreck
Shreck 2
Shreck 3
Twilight

Movies I can't wait to see:
New Moon
Eclipse
Breaking Dawn
Shreck 4

How long it took to read the twilight books:
Twilight-3 days
New Moon-4 days
Eclipse-3
Breaking Dawn-4

I feel like i'm advertising.

I am from so many places it's not even funny-Ik ben van zo veel plaatsen is het niet eens grapping (Dutch)-Sono da tanti luoghi non e anche divertente(Italian)

Netherlands (Hallo)
Italy (Ciao)
England ('Ello)
Ireland (Hi)
Amarica (Yo)
Canada (Hey)

Ja, dat klopt ik kan spreken 3 verschiller de talen (Dutch) For a very good reason if you wanna know why review one of my stories and then PM me with the question better yet! SUBSCRIBE!! (English)

Plus i'm related to the 8th president of the US, President Van Buren. (For some reason I don't know his first name but I do know he was dutch)
I don't care if you don't belive me.

LOL i'm such a show off!

-Screw princess... I wanna be a vampire.

Daybreak -Front cover

you know you live in 2008 when...

1) You accidentally type your password on a microwave

2)You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3)The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is because they don't have a screen name or my space

4)You'd rather run all over the house looking for the remote instead of pressing the buttens on the T.V.

6)Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job

7)As you read this you keep nodding and smiling

8)As you read you think of sending this to all your friends

9)And you were to busy to notice number 5

10)You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5

11)You are now laughing at your stupidity

12)Put this on your profile if you fell for it

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK IT IS A COMPLETE "AW WWW" MOMENT

Do I ever cross your mind?

No

Do you like me?

No

Do you want me?

No

Would you cry if I left?

No

Would you live for me?

No

Would you do anything for me?

No

Choose--me or your life

My life

Bella runs away in shock and hurt Edward runs after her...

The reason you never cross my mind is because your all ways on my mind

I don't like you I love you

I don't want you I need you

I wouldn't cry if you left I would die if you left

I wouldn't live for you because I would die for you

I woulden't do anything for you I would do everything for you

I chose my life becuase you are my life

Try not to cry (This still makes me cry a bit everytime I read it)

Month One

mommy.

I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heart beat is my favourite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.

Its so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what mommy?

I'm a boy!!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too and I cry even though you can't hear me

month four

You went to the Doctor today.

He said im not a baby.

I am a baby mommy, your baby

I think and feel.

Mommy whats abortion?

Month Five

I can hear the Doctor again.

I don't like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home the Doctor says it a needle

Mommy what is it!? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I can't get away from it!

Mommy! HELP me!

Month six

Mommy.

I am okay.

I am in Jesuses arms now.

He told me what abortion is.

Why didn't you want me mommy?

you have two choices

1) re-post this if you are against abortion

2) Don't re-post this and you have proven how cold hearted you are.

Female comebacks

Male:Where have you been all my life?

Female:Running away from you.

Male: Haven't I seen you somewhere before?

Female: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.

Male: Is this seat empty?

Female: Yes and this seat will be if you sit here.

Male: Your place or mine?

Female: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

Male: So what do you do for a living?

Female: I am a female impersonator.

Male: Hey baby whats you sign?

Female: Do not enter.

Male: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Female: Unfertilized.

Male: Your body is like a temple.

Female: Sorry no service today or any day.

Male: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Female: Really? Could you stay there?

Male: If I saw you naked I would die happy.

Female: If I saw you naked I wold die laughing.

Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.

Female: If I could I would put F and U together.

1: Edward Cullen

2: alice cullen

3:Emmett Cullen

4: bella cullen

5: jasper Cullen

6: renesmee Cullen

7: carlisle cullen

8: Esme Cullen

9: jacob black

10: Rosalie Cullen

11: victoria

12: James

1) Have you ever read a 6/11 fan fic before?

uh...no.

2) Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Eww..no way in hell.

3)What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?

It would be disturbing and 7 would kick 12's ass!

4) Do you recall a fan fic about 9?

Yes I have written 2 story's about him.

5) Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

No they would have to be gay...thanks for those mental pictures(note sarcasm)

6) 5/9 or 5/10?

I would rather see 5 with a girl more than a guy thank you very much. So I pick 5/10.

7) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 & 12 in an awkward situation?

He would probally go blind. I do NOT even want to think about the 'ackward sitution'

8) Make up a summary for a fan fic fluff about 3 & 10.

That is easy Roselie and Emmett get married.

9) Is there a fan fic about 1/8 fluff?

Yes it is called 'this boy needs a mother'

10) Suggest a title for a 7 & 12 hurt/comfort fan fic

Hm this is hard I don't James would comfort any one but he would sure hurt people and Carlisle is the exact opposite. How about...the transformation. Wow must be a crack-fic

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to go out 1?

I would use something smilier to Twilight.

12) Does any of your friends read 3 slash?

No

13) Does any of your friends list write or draw 11?

Hope not come on she is Victoria

14) Would any of your friends list write 2/4/5.

Probably they really love Twilight

15) What might 10 scream if (s)he was really mad?

Hm... 'EMMETT MCCARTY CULLEN GET YOUR PRANKING BUTT OVER HEAR!!' then she says some swear words that could probably get you arrested in Canada.

16) If you wrote a song fic about 4 what song would you pick?

Never underestimate a girl

17) I you wrote a 1/6/12 fan fic what would the warning be?

WARNING: I was probably drunk if I wrote this crack fic.

18) What might be a good pick up line for 10 to use on 3?

'Nice muscles.' I guess.

The world is doomed to stupidity

If the sky is the limit what is outer space? Over the limit?

Are kids who star in 'R' rated movie's allowed to see them?

A friend bails you out of jail a best friend is beside you saying "DAMN WE SCREWED UP!"

A friend comforts you when your boy friend brakes up with you a best friend prank calls him whispering in a very scary voice "seven days..."

A friends comforts you when your true love brakes up with you but a best friend goes up to him saying "Its becuase your gay isn't it?"

Every day 12 babys get given to the wrong parents. (I knew I was not related to my brother!)

If you put a drop of liquer on the back of a scorpian it will repiditly stab itself with its tail untill it kills itself (What sadist tried that?)

Every one has a right to be stupid but you are abusing your privleges

I am not bossy, I just have better ideas

Parents spend the first 2 years of you life teaching you to walk and talk and the next 16 telling you to sit down and shut up, why did they even bother?

I am not random, I ju-OH LOOK A SQURRAL!!

I am not bossy I just have better ideas

Every one is entitled to there opinoun, its just that your is stupid

What does cheese say when it gets it's picture taken? Peaple?

The youngest parents in the world are 8 and 9 year old sin china. (Ewww...the chinese are just soo gross)

I am not afriad of the dark, I am afraid of the ningas that hide in the dark

If the #2 pencil is the best why is it still #2?

#2 is #1...if you are a pencil!!

I may be a flirt but your boy friend likes it

There is a Emmett Cullen out there for every one...but the real one is MINE!!

1 beer, 2 beer, 3 beer...
FLOOR!!

Sexy? Oh, that's cute. You thought I brought it back. Psh, I invented it!

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This is bunny copy and paste him on your profile and help him achive world domination

Come to the Dark side MWAHAHAHA we have cookies

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How to make Jacob Black mad (COMPLETE)
The title pretty much explains itself; 10 ways to make Jacob Black mad!

Passed (Won't be updating for awhile, working on new story)
What if Bella was a ghost?
Bella swan was girl who's family was going bankrupt so she was forced into an arrenged marrige to the rich Jason.
He murders her and 100 years later she meets the charming Edward Cullen who loves her even if she is just a ghost.

Still loved(COMPLETE)
What if Edward never came backa and 200 years later he comes back to find out that Bella has become a vampire.
Will she come back or will Edward never get to love Bella again? (Duh-duh-duhhhhh)

Daybreak (IN-PROGRESS)
What if? Bella Cullen was the powerfull mindreading Vampire who fell in love with the shy weak humen, Edward Swan.
Roll reversal. I know it has been done before but it is really good. (Well thats what the reviewer's tell me)

What Goes through Edwards Head After He Met Bella (COMPLETE)
A funny one-shot about what Edward thinks when he meets Bella! This is just a joke so calm down people!

THE BESTEST STORY IN THE HISTORY OF EVER!! (COMPLETE)
Just another spoof of The Twilight Saga.

TBSITHOE THE SECOUND (COMPLETE)
I feel this is over doing it but I couldn't resist!

Test where you set your iPod or whatever on shuffle, and you answer the questions with the song titles. xD

1. How does the world see me?

Accidently In Love-Counting Crows (Ummm...?)

2. Will I have a happy life?

Obvious-Faber Drive (Awesome)

3. What do people really think of me?

One Step At A Time-Jordin Sparks (Ummm...?)

4. Do people secretly lust after me?

Genaration-Simple PLan (Erm)

5. How can I make others happy?

Summer Fades To Fall-Faber Drive (Okaaayyyy)

6. How can I make myself happy?

I Can Wait Forever-Simple Plan (Wat?)

7. What should I do with my life?

Take My Hand-Simple Plan (Ummm Okay?)

8. Will I ever have children?

Sleepless Nights (Never Let Her Go)-Faber Drive (Thats Kinky XD)

9. What is some good advice for me?

Family Portrait-P!NK (Umm Paint?)

10. What do I think my current theme song is?

Evacuate The Dance Floor-CASCADA (...)

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)- The Proclaimers (Uhh?)

12. What song will play at my funeral?

Sex And Love-Faber Drive (Hey :( )

13. What type of men/women do you like?

Where Is The Love?-Black Eyed Peas (I'm not gonna get married?)

14. What is my day going to be like?

You'll Make It-Faber Drive (Thx!)

15. Why am I here?

Man In The Mirror-Micheal Jackson (Umm but imma girl)

16. What will people remember me for?

Time Bomb-Faber Drive (Umm..?)

17. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?

Killin' Me-Faber Drive (Luv that song!)

\18. Are there people outside waiting to take me away?

Toungne Tied-Faber Drive (Ermm)

19. What will this year be all about?

Most Girls-P!NK (I'm gonna be thinking about girls?)

18 - If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:

G-Get Up And Dance-Faber Drive (I can see me doing that)

19 - The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:

Funhouse-P!NK (Kewl)

20 - Your message to the world:

24 Story Love Affair-Faber Drive (-clears throat- DEAR PEOPLE OF THE WORLD!! 24 STORY LOVE AFFAIR!!)

21 - Your deepest secret:

Time To Say Good Bye-Simple Plan (Umm bye..?)

22 - Your innermost desire:

What If-Simple Plan (huh?)

23 - Your oldest memory makes you think:

ABC-Micheal Jackson (When I was learning the Alphabet?)

24 - Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:

Good Girls Go Bad-Cobra Starship (Save that for the honey moon wink wink)

25 - When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:

Move Along-All Amarican Rejects (No it's more liek "Time to go back to bed")

26 - Right now, your feelings are:

Holdin' On-Simple Plan (lol)

27 - The day you fall in love will be the day that:

Billie Jean-Micheal Jackson (Erm...)

28 - You scream during sex:

Sexy Bitch-David Guetta (AHAHAHAHA THATS KINKY!XD)

29- You’d describe you best friend as:

Are You Gonna Be My Girl?-JET (Umm no)

30- Your friends describe you as:

God Loves Ugly-Jordin Sparks (HEY!!)

31- In an elevator you are most likely to:

Stupid Girls-P!NK (no comment)

32- Your philophisy in life is:

Hotel Room Service-Pibull (well then)

33 - Your farewell message to the readers of this:

Crashed The Wedding-Busted (Umm bye!)

Wanna scare the crap out of your friends?
Link for scary maze game-- www.fugly.com/media/veiw.php?cat=DOWNLOADS&id=709-94k-

I'm not a perfect person
my hair doesn't always stay in place
I spill thing a lot
i'm pretty clumsy
sometimes I have a broken heart
my friends and I sometimes fight
maybe some days nothing goes right
but when I think about it & take a step back
I remember how amazing life truly is
and threw all my imperfections
GOD STILL
LOVES ME!

If you believe in God repost this on your profile.

RANDOM CONVO'S

ME: Shh the grown-up is thinking.

Tiff: Hey you are only 11 NOT a grown-up

Me:1st.I am technally older than you 'cuase you are 10 and I am II so there. And 2nd I was not saying I was the grown-up I was refering to, I said that a grown-up was thinking somewhere on this world at this presise moment

Cat:OWN'D!

Me: Emmett Cullen owns

Cat: Uhhh...No Jasper owns with his screwed up face!

Me: No Emmett does who the hell cares about some dudes screwed up face!?

Tiff: Uhhh..both of you are wrong Emmett is stupid and Jasper is a freaky Emo Edward DOMINATES

Me&Cat:lE GASP! You are sooo dead

(Now I am chasing after Tiff holding up a Twilight book trying to get Tiff with it. Cat is yelling "I WILL GIVE YOU A BRAIN TUMER" at her while doing the same thing I am)

Tiff (After we see her BROTHER in PINK socks and we are now scared for life): What is wrong with this picture?

Cat: The better question is what is RIGHT with it?

Me: What is STRAIGHT with it?

Lara: Ahhh my innocent eyes!!

Me: Lara you have no innocence

Lara: Ya but I have always wanted to say that! -Shrugs-

(After that we burned every pink sock her brother has witch was even more disturbing 'cuase They stank!)

Me:Why do you have that brusie on your head?

Lara: Short version: The world hates me.

Cat: Whats the long version?

Lara: The world really hates me.

Tiff:In other words she fell and banged her head on the floor and now has the brusie that takes up most of her forehead as a trophy.

Me & Cat:Pfft your just like Bella

Lara: I hate you.

Tiff: I love ya to Lara

Cat: I killed a demon spider

Tiff: Why?

Cat: 'CUASE it was plotting to kill me

Lara:That cuase it knows you were plotting to kill it.

Cat:MWHAHAHAHAH! i AM A PHSYCO MURDERER!! I KICKED IT'S TO MANY LEGGED ASS!!

Me:Okaaay Cat I am just going to call some nice peaple with BIG nets.

ME: You know what?

TIFF: What?

ME: YOUR FACE!!

CAT: That's debatable

LARA: Your debatable

CAT: YOUR FACE is debatable

ME: OWN'D

JAY: BOY'S DOMINATE!!

ME: The only reason boys were created before girls was becuase you need a rough draft before you make the masterpeace.

JAY: Oh no you did-n't --snapes fingers in a Z-formation--

ME: Oh ya I went there and I bought property!

Tiff: WOOOOOOOOOOHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! TODAYS MY BIRTHDAY!!

Cat: Wow. Take a chill pill Tiff.

Me: Take 2 cuz there small.

Don't make me snap my fingers in a Z-formation'
hip rotation.
Elbow, Elbow, Fist, Fist.
Talk to the hand you just got dissed!

GANSTA NAMES FOR DE CULLENS ALL UP IN HERE...YO.
HOME SLICE!

Carlisle=Carlizzle me nizzle.

Esme=Yo yo mama

Edward=Eddie bouy

Bella=izzle (Cuase peaple named Isabella can be called Izzy) or izzlebella (Perfer this one)

Alice=Aliclizzle

Jasper=J-dizzle

Rosealie= Rizzle

Emmett=Emizzle

Nessie= Nizzle

Jacob: Pervertdogizzle

WHAT!? -does that arm thingie-

The Voturi are like the Vampire mafia.

Aro DOMINATES!!

Hollidaaay is translating 10 ways to make Jacob Black mad into portugese check it out
Here is the link- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5027498/1/II
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(Well almost)

99.5 of teens would cyr if the Jonus Brothers were standing on the roof of a twenty story building ready to jump.
But 0.5 of teens would bring a chair and some popcorn.
If you are one of the 0.5 of teens who would bring a good chair and some popcorn copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are completly against posting those copy and paste thingies copy and paste this to your profile.

If you fell for that copy and paste this to your profile. o_0

Emmett Cullen-reason guys turn gay

Perfect songs for Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn

Bella POV-Every Time We touch-CASCADA-Twilight Saga

Bella POV-Touch My Body-Meriah Carey-Eclipse-Breaking Dawn-Rennesme had to be made somehow

Bella POV-Poison-Elise Estrada-New Moon-When Edward left

Bella POV-Just want you-Elise Estrada-Twilight Saga-This explains Bella sooooooo well

Edward&Bella-These Three words-Elise Estrada-Twilight Saga

Jacob Black-One Last Time-Elise Estrada-Eclipse, Breaking Dawn-Poor Jakey

Bella POV-Trainwreck-Demi Lovato-Twilight Saga-So true

Bella POV-Until Your Mine-Demi Lovato-New Moon

Edward POV-Crash & Burn-Elise Estrada-New Moon-When Edward comes back

Edward POV-S.O.S-Elise Estrada-New Moon-I really can't believe how closly this is related to what Edward was feeling in New Moon

Edward & Bella POV-Jah-ho-Pussycat dolls-Twilight Saga-I love this song!

Edward POV-Seventeen Forever-Metro Station-Twilight-It practicly screams Edward!!

Bella POV-My Immortal-evenescence-EVEN THE TITLE SCREAMS TWILIGHT!!

Rosalie POV-Please don't leave me-pink-Twilight Saga-Even she abusses Emmett she still loves him. (Much to my dismay)

Jacob POV-second chance-faber drive-New Moon-Eclipse

Edward POV-When i'm with you-Faber drive-New Moon-sniff So true

Jacob POV-lie to me-George Nuzuka-Elipse-Breaking Dawn

Bella POV-In The End-New Moon-When Jacob starts ignoring Bella

Jacob POV-Of Wolf And Man-Metallica-New Moon-Elipse-Breaking Dawn-SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO true

Leah POV (didn't see that coming did ya?!)-Me agianst the world-Simple Plan-Twilight Saga-Best Shapeshifter in the world! (don't kill me)

The Cullens full names. (Their actual full names, some are long)

Carlisle=Carlisle Cullen

Esme=Esme Platt Cullen

Jasper=Jasper Whitlock Hale Cullen

Alice=Mary Alice Brandon Whitlock Hale Cullen

Rosalie=Rosalie Hale McCarty Cullen

Emmett=Emmett McCarty Cullen

Edward=Edward Anthoney Masen Cullen

Bella=Isabella 'Bella' Marie Swan Dwyer Masen Cullen (Dwyer cuase thats her moms new name and Masen cuase thats Edwards human name)

Rennesme=Rennesme 'Nessie' Carlie Swan Dwyer Masen Cullen Black (She is going to be married to Jacob Black so..yeah)

Yeah, bitch
i'm cute
with my innocent little smile
but the
SHIT
i'm capable of...
you have NO fucking idea!

A sad, sad tale indead.
THE ISTY BITSY SPIDER!!
DUH-DUH-DUHHHHHHH!!
It's one of the most sad storys ever.
Every time the poor spider gets half way up the spout water washes it down again.
But when the sun comes out the spider tries again unluckly falling.

THE MORAL TO HUMPTY DUMTY!!
Do NOT sit on a wall if you are an egg the HORSES won't be able to but you back together.

I never liked humpty dumty, the people who wrote it was on crack.
I mean, OF COURSE horses can't put an egg back together.
They have hooves.
Thell just crush it more.

Horse POV: -picks up egg and smashes it by accident- Damn...OH I MEAN neahhhhhh!

I am so mature. Wat goes through my head?
You don't want to know...God, i'm fucked up...

Twilight Theme Songs

Edward-Like a virgen
Like a virgen, touched for the very first time.
Like a virgen when your heart beats next to mine.
-wink wink-

Bella-Clumsy
You got tripping, tumbling, flipping, fumbling.
Clumsy 'cuase i'm falling in love.
Pretty self explaintory...

Jasper-Blood
I can't control myself becuase I don't know.
And they love me for it honestly-i'll be here for awhile,
So give them blood, blood, gallens of the stuff.
Give them all that they can drink and it will never be enough.
So give them Blood, blood, blooooooooood.
Grab a glass becuase theres going to be a flood
Every sentance screams Jasper!

Alice-Shoes
Shoes OH MY GOD!!
Lets get some shoes, lets get some shoes, lets get some shoes.
Shoes...OH MY GAWD-SHOES!!
Lets get some shoes...
They need a new word for Alices obssetion-sorry 'hobbie' (Inside joke alert)

Emmett-This is why i'm hot (PM me if I got the name wrong)
I'm hot cuz i'm fly, you ain't cuz you not!
This is why, this is why, this is why i'm hot
-Whipes away drool-

Rosalie-Doncha (PM me if I got the lyrics wrong)
Doncha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Doncha wish your girlfriend was a-free like me?
Doncha?
Doncha?
-cough- stuck up -cough- we all secretly luv 'er though

Rennesme-Like you (Jungle book, once again PM me if I got the name/lyrics wrong, I don't really know the lyrics)
I wanna be like you!
I wanna walk like you, talk like you too
She wants to be exactly like Bella.

Jacob Black-Who let the dog's out?
Who let the dog's out?
Who, who, who, who?
Who let the dog's out?
I think Edward would agree with me (Team Jacob, so don't kill me)

Carlisle-Trust Me (Once again if I got the name wrong PM me)
Trust me, trust me.
I'm a docter.
Trust me, trust me.
I know, I know what i'm doing, now.
Carlisle plays docter with Esme (I have a dirty mind)

Esme-Bad case of loving you
Docter, docter gives me the news,
I got a bad case of loving you.
No pill is going to cure my ill,
I gotta bad case of loving you.
Awwwwwww...

James-Hungry Like The Wolf (You know the drill, PM me if I got the Lyrics/name wrong)
I'm on a hunt for you,
and i'm hungry like the wolf.
Oh BELLA!!

Victoria-I'm gonna get you (name corrected by italdude, thx gurl/man)
One way or another, i'm gonna find ya.
I'm gonna, gonna, gonna getcha!
One way or another she will get Bella (Psh, tell that to Edward)

Laurent-You give love a bad name
Shot to the heart and your to blame.
You give love a bad name.
I played my part and you played your game.
You give love a bad name.
He betrayed Irina by drinking human blood

Leah-Me against the world
I'm a nightmare, a disaster.
That what they always say.
I'm a lost cose, not a hero.
But i'll make it on my own.
I gotta prove them wrong
Me against the world
It's me against the world.
Stupid Sam for leaving her. (Even if it is a imprint)

READ THE FOLLOWING WITHOUT SMILING OR GIGGLING OR LAUGHING

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/\ This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob also likes pointy things. I suggest you run from Bob...
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COPY AND PASTE IF YOU SMILED OR GIGGLED OR LAUGHED!!

MY Favourite Chapter Ever (It's a little angsty though)

THIS IS NOT MY CHAPTER!! THE PLOT, STORY, AND AWESOMENESS BELONG TO BLOND VELMA!!

Edward’s Point of View

Words to describe me at this moment in time: MISERABLE, LONLEY, STUPID, HEART-BROKEN, HEARTBREAKER, IDIOT!

All the words above are true of what have I done? Oh Bella, my sweet baby Bella, why did I let you slip through my fingers like sand? Now it’s too late. You’re falling into the arms of another and it breaks my heart at the thought of you with anyone but me!

This is all my fault. I should have given in. I should have told her the truth. So many unspoken words and now it’s too late to say them. They will be forever unspoken. It hurt Bella to hear your sisters say that Jacob Black had given you the ring you wore around your neck. It hurt to hear Jessica think that you and Jacob could be more than friends. Please tell me it’s not true. Angel, please tell me that you’ve haven’t fallen in love with someone else. I am truly sorry Bella, that I broke you heart that I said those awful untruthful words. The truth is Bells, I love you. I want us to be together. I want to feel alive for the first time since 1918. I want to be happy like Carlisle, Emmett and Jasper. I want you to be my baby girl. I want to love, care & protect you, but I’ve done the opposite. I’ve hurt you. I’ve let you down. I see now how stupid I was to let you walk away. I should have held you tight right into the night. You and I, we should have been forever & always and now I’ve lost the chance to be your man, to be the one who makes you smile, make you feel loved and special. Don’t go Bella! I can feel your name fading from my heart. I’m not complete with out you Bella. You’re the half that makes me whole. Jacob Black won’t ever love you the way I do. Please Bella, forgive me. I want you!

But it’s too late now. I don’t want it to be true but it is. You aren’t my Bella anymore. I’ve lost my chance, the chance I should have take when we were trapped together. I loved the way you smelt, the way you made me feel. You’re my one Bella and because I was so stupid I’ve lost you and without you I can’t live on. I can’t let you go Bella. I should let you be happy with Jacob but you’re my girl not his. He can’t have you. I’ll fight for you Bella. I win you back because I’m not going to let you slip through my fingers again!

You might need to read the whole story to get this so here's the link- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4935474/26/Human_Vanpire (If the link does not work I saved the story to my favourites!)

YAY ME THE ANNOYING THING HAS STARTED A COPY AND PASTE THINGIE YAAAAY

ANYWAY COPY AND PASTE THIS IS IF YOU LIKE CHEESE!! (My cousin Jasmine gave me the idea so half the credit goes to her)

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╔══╦══╦══╗ I have been diagnosed
║╔╗║╔═╣╔╗║ with Obsessive Cullen
║╚╝║╚═╣╚╝║ Disorder put this on your
╚══╩══╩══╝ profile if you've caught it too :)

I HAVE REMOVED MY STORY PAIN, LOSS, SACRIFICE SO I DON'T GET KILLED! AND ALSO SO I DON'T GET BANNED FROM FANFICTION THAT WOULD BE AWFUL!!

TOMBOYISH OR GIRLY? (Bold the ones you are)

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You watch sports on TV.
You used to be addicted to Power Rangers.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on an night.

Total: 14

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything

Total: 8

14 vs 8...yep imma tom boy

BIG FIGHT

Body: DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD

HE PULLS OUT A GUN
AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE THEN TURNS THE GUN
ON HIMSELF.

THE LITTLE GIRL SITS
BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING

THE POLICE
CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO AN
ORPHANAGE.

SHE WALKS INTO THE
BEDROOM,AND THERE IS A PICTURE OF
JESUS ON THE CROSS

GIRL: HOW DID THAT MAN GET OFF OF THAT?

TEACHER: HE DIDN'T.

GIRL: YES HE DID.

TEACHER: NO HE DIDN'T.

GIRL: YES HE DID HE ALWAYS SAT NEXT TO
ME WHEN MY PARENTS FOUGHT, AND HE TOLD
ME EVERYTHING WOULD BE OK

YOU READ THIS BECAUSE IT SAID FIGHT,
BUT WOULD YOU HAVE
READ IT IF IT SAID JESUS STORY?
POST THIS AS BIG FIGHT IN (ANY PLACE)?
DONT IGNORE THIS

64 PERCENT OF U WONT REPOST THIS

YOU NEVER
KNOW WHO MIGHT BE WATCHING
REMEMBER: THE BIBLE SAYS "IF YOU DENY
JESUS IN FRONT OF UR FRIENDS HE WILL DENY YOU
IN FRONT OF HIS FATHER

i know this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who met this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who's brothers with this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid who knows this kid that doesnt like icecream
haahahaha that took FOREVER 2 write

For people that hate stereotypes. Bold the ones that apply to you :P

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russian
I German so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm Getting A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (Hockey is the dumbest sport after golf)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST have ginger hair and speak with a scottish accent
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (Books are an excellent, not to mention intellectual way to spend one's free time.)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Don't Be Afraid To Express Who You Are!

My name is Adriana and I love Twilight (Even though I get made fun of at school for it) I obsess over stuff, I don't follow the crowd, I don't have millions of friends, by best friend is my cousin, I'm over weight and I suck at sports!

SO WHAT!?

Everyone is diffrent embrace those diffrences and make the world a better place!

The horrible, missguided and just plain stupid words of BHICH1483

Why Twilight sucks.

1) Bella is a very anti-feminist, annoying heroine, who is a major author insert and extreme Mary-Sue.
2) Edward is abusive, and all the characters and fans veiw this as romantic and alright.
3) All the "love" in Twilight is fake, and fans nor characters realize this either.
4) The plotholes that are so huge they're not plotholes, but plot-canyons.
5) There is no plot until page 375 of a 500 page novel, and is completely resolved 75 pages later.
6) The fact that the Volturi aren't good villians, yet are made such a huge deal of.
7) The terrible terrible lack of character death in BD. Smeyer set us all up for a huge fight and nothing happened "because if there was a fight some of the Cullens would have to die."
8) The aweful abuse of the English language. Beyond the fact that she uses too many adjectives to stomach, she used them wrong. Witty arms? A chest that glows due to heat? Riiiight.
9) The vampires sparkle. The VAMPIRES sparkle. This kills all we know about the vampire species. IT destroys their weakness, thereby making them a Sue-pires. They sparkle. There is something just totally wrong with that.
10) The fanbase who don't seem to realize the flaws in Twilight.
11) The terrible use of words, choppy and awkward sentences, lack of proper mood, and overall boring writing style.
12) The fact that the fist 100-200 pages of the book are deticated to what Edward is, and right on the back of the book it said "Edward was a vampire".

I think that if she hates Twilight thats okay. But if she's gonna E-MAIL me the reasons behind it that just fucking wrong! I love Twilight and I would perfer you stop bashing infront of me!

ANYWAY luv this joke cuz it's soooo true (exept in BHICH1483's ccase)

There are 3 blonde men on an island. They are not sure how to get home. A fairy appears and offers to grant each of them a wish. The first man asks for intelligence. The fairy turns him into a brown haired man and he builds a raft and sails off the island. The second man asks for more intelligence. The fairy turns him in a black-haired man and he swims off the island. The third man surveys the situation. He sees no other way off the island. He asks the fairy if she would make him more intelligent than the other two put together. The fairy rolls her eyes, turns him into a woman, and he walks across the bridge.

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Adriana

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Adrizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav coulour and fav animal): Blue Lioness

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Vittoria Age

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): D'Aradhop (Awesome)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favourite alcoholic drink): Purple spiked

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Ann

8.: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) Black Coco (Or Black Sophie, but black coco sounds like a drug so it's sounds more gothic I'M NOT TRYING TO BE PREJUDICE)

COPY AND PASTE IF YOU HATE HOMOPHOBIA...

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time, because even the teachers at her high school bullied her because she is dating a woman.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room because he was male.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the foster parents who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me, but they are not allowed because they are gay men.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. A group of men kicked me half to death because I love another man.
I am the sister who had to read the eulogy at my brothers funeral when he hung himself. My parents refused to go because he loved another man, and killed himself two weeks before he graduated because my father kicked him out and my mother refused to help him. I am the sister who left home with him, and because I choose right over my parents, I will never see them again.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me, because I am a transsexual male.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the female domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me, because I live with another woman.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind, the kind who love “the wrong sex“.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

So sad :( Their people two. They don't have less rights becuase of their prefrences to the same sex.

I absolutly ABHOUR homophobia.

I think people should read this if they HATE child abusing. If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Your Weakness:

I can't say no

Your Fears:

being all alone in life

Your Perfect Pizza:

Simple peparoni

Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:

Straight A's

Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:

lol pwn and ftw

Thoughts First Waking Up:

Fuck this

Your Best Physical Feature:

Eyes

Your Bedtime:

8:30 but i go to bed at like 11:00 (don't tell daddy)

McDonald's or Burger King:

Burger king trumps the goldon arches

Chocolate or Vanilla:

vanilla

Do you Smoke:

No, i'm not old enough

Will you Smoke:

No I don't wanna die when I'm 20

Do you Swear:

ALL THE TIME correction ALL THE FUCKING TIME!! lol

Do you Sing:

Allways i'm singing as i'm typing this

Do you Shower Daily:

no...

Do you behave yourself:

no comment

Do you get Motion Sickness:

Only when I go REALLLY REALLY fast

Do you think your bringing sexy back:

Sexy? Oh thats cute! You though I brought it back! Psshhh I invented it!

Are you a Health Freak:

Not a chance

Do you get along with your Parents:

Little bit

Do you like Thunderstorms:

NO they allways make me loose conection to the internet and then I start having with drawls :(

Do you play an Instrument:

Does singing count. I wanna learn how to play the drums though

In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:

Nope under the age limit remember

In the past month have you gone to a Mall:

nope atleast i don't think so

In the past month have you eaten Sushi:

Ewww fish doesn't even taste good cooked! :(

In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:

No

What do you want to be when you Grow Up:

English teacher/Authuor (If I can finally learn how to spell author)

What country would you most like to Visit:

Italy!! FTW!!

Number of CDs I own:

I dunno I use the computer for music so i'm guesing about five

Fave Food:

Pizza

Fave Music:

Love it all but perfer P!NK (I'm lisning to it right now (family portrait)) Faber Drive, Simple PLan, and MG (rip)

What do your feet smell like?

Shit

What does your hair smell like?

Shit

Can you clap with your feet?

Yep

Have you seen purple cows?

In real life, no

If you have had 10 Mountain Dews, what would you be like?

Get sugar high and run around the streets naked

When you think of the words "George Bush", what comes to your mind?

Amarica is fucked up to no end

W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R?

1. Pierce your nose or tongue?
Nose

2. Be serious or be funny?
Funny

3. Drink whole or skim milk?:
skim

4. Die in a fire or drown?
Whitch ever one is quicker

5. Spend time with your parents or enemies?

Enimes I love hearing their pathetic "disses" if you can call them disses

D O . Y O U . P R E F E R.

1. Sun or moon?:
Sun

2. Leaf-bare or Leaf-fall?
Umm...

3. Left or right?
Right

4. Ten acquaintances or five best friends?:
Five BFFs

5. Sunny or rain:
Sunny!

6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?
vanilla

A B O U T . Y O U.

1. What time is it?:
Time to get a watch

2. What do you want to do?
Read

3. Where do you wanna live?
Somewhere that is always sunny

4. How many kids do you want?
none

5. Do you want to get married?
yes

6. have you ever done drugs?
OKAY I CONFESS!! I HAVE TAKEN MEDICINE BEFORE GET OFF MY BACK WOMAN!!

7. what do you like on your pizza?

paparoni

8. Can you cross your eyes?
nope

9. Do you make your bed daily?
Nope

R A N D O M.

1. Which shoe goes on first?
Doesn;t mater

2. Ever thrown a shoe at someone?

No but I threw the conferter at my brother god hes annoying he totally deseved it

3. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
twirl I'M ITALIEN AND PROUND

4. Have you ever eaten Spam?
nope

5. Favorite ice cream?
Mint choclate chip

6. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet?
None

7. Do you cook?
nope

8. Current mood?

turned on I dunno why.

IN . THE. LAST. 48 HOURS. HAVE. YOU.

1. kissed some one?
nope

2. Sang?

yes

3. Been hugged:
yup

4. Felt stupid:
definantly

5. Missed someone:
nope

6. Danced Crazy?
nope

7. Gotten your hair cut?
nope

8. Cried:
nope

9. been kissed:
nope

. S T U F F .

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
nope

2. Do you have a Dog?

two

3. Do you have a cat?

used to we had to give her away cuz my brother is allegic :( I voted to give my bro away but they didn't listne :(

4. The last time you've been sledding?

Nevver

5. Do you consider yourself creative?

totoally

6. Do you have any friends on FF.net?

Does my cuz count?

T7. Do you know anybody in real life from FF.net

yep!

8. Where are you?

In my bed

9. Look up, then look back, what do you see?

A ceiling lamp and my computer

10. What are you listening to right now?

Stupid girls by P!NK it just ended

11. Last thing you ate?

Ice cream

12. Last thing you thought?

Last thing you though

13. You have a million dollars what do you do?

Buy wal-mart!

14. What are you eating/drinking right now?

Air

When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marshmellows and flirting with the firemen.
My friends are the kind of people that would spend hours trying to drown a fish. ...But I love them to death

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Will share their umbrella with you
BEST FRIENDS: Will take yours and scream "RUN, BITCH RUN!"

Friends: Ask why you're cryin
Best Friends: has a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

Friends: say you can do better
Best friends: Will call him up and say "You have seven day to live"

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "LETS DO THAT AGAIN!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

Friend: Asks me for my number
Best friend: Asks me for her number

Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friends: Help you get over a boy
Best Friends: will go up to the boy punch him then say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

Friends: know only a few things about you
Best Friends: could write a very embarssing biography about you

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Get angry at you for calling them late in the night
BEST FRIENDS: Ask why it took so long for you to call

FRIENDS: Wonder about your love life
BEST FRINDS: Could blackmail you with it

Friends: Will help you find prince charming
Best Friends: Would kidnap him and bring him to you

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

Friends: fade
Best Friends: Are forever

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

This has got to be one of the most clever
brainteasers I've seen in a while.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

What Would They Do?

Keep the names provided or make your own with your fave book characters!

1.What is Bella Swans greatest talent?

Falling down

2. Does Edward Cullen make a good vampire?

He's certanly hot enough

3. What would Emmett Cullen say if he saw what you posted on fanfiction?

. OMG Adriana you are like a creepy Emmett stalk--WAIT!! HOW DID YOU KNIOW WE ARE VAMPIRESSSS!! YOU MUST DIEEEEE!! THE VOLTURI WILL KILLL YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!

4. If Rosalie Hale Cullen went to a costume party, what would she wear?

Dead Bride

5. Name one thing you know about Mary Alice Brandon Cullen.

She was the only human to get away from James other then Bella Swan

6. What would you say of Jasper Hale Cullen named his child after you?

How the hell did you have kids?

7. If Esme Cullen lived on another planet, which planet would it be?

Pluto. She would turn it into a condo! (you will only get that joke if ur OBSSESED wit Twilight!)

8. Who would play Carlise in a movie about his life?

Peter Facinelli! lolz DUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH!!

9. If you were to give Victoria an award, what would it be titled?

Evilest female in Forks!

10. How would you feel if you discovered James was your cousin?

A little freaked out.

11. Have you ever had a crush on Laurant?

NOOOO hes GAY!

12. What would Aro Volturi look for in a soul mate?

Evil.

13. What romantic name would Rennesme love to be called?

Nessie I guess. I mean shes a bit young don't you think?

14. Whwn was the last time you read a fanfiction about Jacob?

A day ago.

15. Do you think Leah sings in the shower? If yes, what song?

I don't think she does. But if she did she would SOOOO sing a a Good Charlotte song, maybe My Bloody Valentine!

16. I f seth died and returned as ghost, who would he haunt?

Leah!

17. If you had to write a personal ad for Charlie, what would it say?

Charlie Swan, Bella Swans dad. Pretty striaght forword of you ask me!