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Author has written 6 stories for Death Note, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and My Little Pony.
Hi there! I'm Rachel and I'm a Christian (just to let you know. Don't start getting all prejudiced because of my religion or you could miss out on really good fanfics.) This is my profile and I'm going to say a few things about me.
Age: 18, and I still can't drive.
Gender: Female. Have you ever heard of a guy named Rachel?
Hobbies:I usually like to write or draw or read when I'm not doing homework. Ocassionally I'll crochet or sew, but you won't catch me doing that very often. I started making comics again. I also like to ride my bike or play video games when I can (When you're 15, there's not a whole lot you can do outside of your house without someone going with you, which is kind of a bummer. Hopefully, I'll be able to take driver's ed soon now.)
Favorite Bands: Linkin Park, Three Days Grace, Good Charelotte, My Chemical Romance, Relient K, Underoath, Weird Al (he's funny), Skillet, Fall Out Boy, Switchfoot, Paramore, Flyleaf, some Vitamin String Quartet tributes, Anberlin, Demon Hunter, Nickelback, Rammstein, E Nomine, Suilen, All American Rejects are pretty good, and a ton of other guys that I can't remember at the moment.
Favorite Animes/TV shows: Death Note, Teen Titans, Invader Zim, South Park, Samurai Jack, Rurouni Kenshin, Hellsing Ultimate (Not the regular sucky version with 13 episodes, I mean the ova), Samurai Champloo, Samurai 7, Cowboy Bebop, Code Geass, Trigun, Higurashi, Hetalia, Bamboo Blade, and a bunch of others that I can't think of at the moment.
Favorite Movies: The Fighting Sullivans, Big Fat Liar, Narnia series, Secret Lives of Bees, Coraline, Pirates of the Carribean 1 and 2, It's a Wonderful Life, Patch Adams, The Nativity Story, Young Frankenstein, Rocketman, Hang 'em High, A Fistful of Dollars, Get Smart (The new one and the older version), Dudley Do Right, George of the Jungle, Spiderman 1 2 and 3, The Lion King, Tarzan, The Patriot, Braveheart, Rocky series, Rambo 2, Home Alone 1 and 2, The Dark Knight, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Madagascar, Final Fantasy 7 Advent Children (It has really cool fight scenes and animation!), and more movies I can't remember
Favorite Books: The Bible, By the Great Horn Spoon!, Number the Stars, The Outsiders, Blink of an Eye, House, Showdown, The Shack, Bloody Jack, Curse of the Blue Tatoo, Caddie Woodlawn, The True Confessions of Charelotte Doyle, On the Banks of Plum Creek, If You Give a Mouse A Cookie, Ender's Game, Ender's Shadow
To everyone that likes Teen Titans, you should check out my brother's, Chickenscrews, fanfics. this is the link to his channel; http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1765776/chickenscrews.
Favorite Anime Characters:
Favorite Quotes (This section is going to be long eventually):
Aqualad: Meet Mas y Menos.
Batman and Wonderwoman are going to visit Superman. Wonderwoman is carrying a present.
"Don't take God's name in vain...take buddha's name in vain instead!"
"Another spy? Did anyone come to my school to LEARN!?"
L: You really want to be helpful?
Dib: And now, Zim, to discover your next evil plan.
Zim is eating waffles.
Mumbo: Care to dance?
The Titans are looking for Raven. When they find her, Mumbo had already turned her into a bunny.
"Gir, your waffles have sickened me, FETCH ME THE BUCKET!!"
"Jafar, Jafar, he's our man, if he can't do it, GREAT!!"
"You know, you're really heavy!"
"Next time you want to rob something, pick a target we can't see from our living room!"
"we act normal, Mom! I wanna be normal! The only normal one is Jack-Jack! And he's not even toilet trained!"
"I thought school was a no smoking zone!"
Carl: Johnny! We have to stay incognito!
"Everytime I start thinking, something bad happens"
"You should start wearing makeup. Oh, no you shouldn't. You'll get addicted to it. It's like dope!"
Robomom: Aw honey, you seem upset.
Zim and GIR are dragging along heavy boxes on a hot summer day, when all of a sudden, someone in a Grim Reaper costume confronts him
Dib sees Zim and GIR on the other side of the street and confronts him in a western-style showdown
Spongebob: Nothing's working, Pat. We gotta find some way to sell all this chocolate!
Spongebob (speaking into microphone at Krusty Krab): Good afternoon customers! Today's special is a f--king Krabby Patty, with some f--king fries grilled to f--king perfection! It'll be our f--king pleasure! Hi, Squidward! How the f--k are ya?
"No! You lie! YOU LIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
Cyborg (a little insane at the moment): Hey! Let's all go out for waffles! RAVEN, YOU LOVE WAFFLES DON'CHA!?
I'd like you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet...but we're not on my planet, now are we?
Kid: Hey! You're not Santa!
Light: Who was that?
Dib: You picked the wrong planet to land on, Zim!
Victoria: Walter, what is that?
Beast Boy: Maybe you should call me Beast Man from now on!
"The Control Freak is a dork, yes?"
Earlier in the episode, Flash disobeyed Jhon's orders and went on a mission. Jhon now wants to speak with Flash.
The Teen Titans are fighting Johnny Rancid, who now has a giant robotic dog.
"You know, in the time it took you to walk down a hallway, I went all the way to London, met the Queen, got my head blown off, and made it all the way back here without a scratch--have you ever considered going on a diet?"
The Powerpuff Girls are eating dinner and they see broccolli for the first time and wonder what it is.
Man 1: Who's that guy?
Moses and Rameses are chariot race
Steve: What place has grass and some flowers?
Zim and Gir have been captured by two really stupid aliens and are now in their ship, which is hovering RIGHT ABOVE AN EARTH NEIGHBORHOOD IN BROAD DAYLIGHT!
"Son, when I was your age...I was twelve."
Gir: ...And the squirrel ate Dib's crazy head! Then he went back to his home planet to fight all the bad guys!
Misa is visiting Light at his college and draws a crowd because she's famous. And, while stuck in the crowd...
my mom: If you had a certain food that got you high, would you secretly keep it?
"...now let me show you the door! You see that thing? That's the door. ...it's the wooden thing with the handle on it."
Captain Polaris: Aren't you going to wash your hands?
Mandark and his family have gone camping. Being the evil kid scientist wannabe that he is, he doesn't like it.
"NOW GO HOME AND SHAVE YOUR GIANT HEAD OF SMELL WITH YOUR BAD SELF!!"
Jan (pronounced Yon) has been laying siege to the Hellsing mansion with an army of ghouls trying to assassinate Integra Hellsing. Along the way, he’s gotten his lip-ring yanked off, his butt kicked by an old butler and a girl, and his arm ripped off…so he’s a little beaten up and worn out. He finally gets to the room where Integra is and sees that she’s there…but with a ton of other guys WITH GUNS!!
Professor: Oh, we’re not going to kill you, Wolverine; we’ve put valuable time and money into you.
My mom saw my little brother making a mess with the cereal all over the floor
"I respect that you don't eat meat. Please respect that I don't eat fake meat!"
"Christianity isn't boring, Christians are!"
If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.
Books give you knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption leads to crime, crime doesnt pay. SO DON'T READ BOOKS!!
The purpose of life isn't to end up in one piece, it's so that at the end of your life you're left thinking "Holy ht, what a ride!"
Fire tribe prince:I've spent years waiting for this encounter. Training, meditating, but you're just a child!
A lot of the time when my older brother and I are hanging out in the playroom (which is where the computer is), he'll often play some rock or metal music. At least half the time, he turns the volume down at the parts with swearing since we don't like cussing. One day, he decides to play "People Equal ht" by Slipknot and is turning the volume down hecka crazy...and he seemed to enjoy it!
General stuff: Since I have more than one fanfic up now, I'll try to update as often as possible. Just be aware that it may take a while since I have school, Youth Group, and a daily life. During this time I have also learned that it's a bad idea to have more than one unfinished fanfic up at one time, so I'll remember that in the future.
Sorry updates are taking so long, but recently I've been working on a Hetalia oneshot starring Liechtenstein, Sealand, and Latvia. Well, it's supposed to be a oneshot, but I'm currently at 10,000 words and 20 pages and nowhere near the climax, so I'm most likely gonna end up posting it in chapters. After I'm finished with that, I'll try to work on Kira V.S. a Baby and No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service so I can focus on Near Meets a girl.
Note to self: NEVER have more than one unfinished fanfic up at a time!
Near Meets A Girl: The basic plot is this; Near is forced to go outside since Gevanni thinks he spends too much time inside. Because Near went outside, he met a girl that he really likes. How desperate is he to get to know her better? and will he succeed in his goal?
Rated T for crazy teachers, mild language, alcohol use later, and ocasional violence.
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service! : The general plot here is that L wants to buy some ice cream, but the store has one of those "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service" signs in the window. wearing shoes or sending someone to buy the ice cream for him would be admitting defeat, so he's willing to go through drastic measures to buy the ice cream. Will he get the ice cream, or will he admit defeat? And just how far is he willing to go?
Kira V.S. a Baby: This is a Death Note/Invader Zim crossover. What happens is that Light suspects that he is being watched by someone, but it's just a harmless little baby! Or is it? Is the baby harmless? Or is it a spy like Light suspects? And what will Light do to make sure it doesn't compromise his mission to be the God of the New World? And how immature is Ryuk going to be about the whole thing?
Rated T just to be safe, Light can get a little crazy when his mission is in jeopoardy.
I...Don't Really Need a Hero: My first Hetalia oneshot. It's just a super short story I came up with while listening to Skillet's song Hero. It's pretty easy to see where this is headed.
Teenagers: This is a Hetalia fanfic starring Liechtenstein, Sealand, and Latvia. It all started when they wanted to sneak out and see an R-rated movie while their mentors are at a meeting. Unfortunately, things go quickly out of hand and their night of fun starts going in a downward spiral.
Rated T for violence, blood and gore, cursing, referances to Watchmen, accidental drug use, abuse, possibly some scary sequences, and America being a horrible liar.
Don't worry, it's still kinda funny, but it's more violent and serious than my previous fanfics.
Update: Due to the direction that the plot of this story is moving, I'm considering changing the title to City of Saints.
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