Hi there! I'm Rachel and I'm a Christian (just to let you know. Don't start getting all prejudiced because of my religion or you could miss out on really good fanfics.) This is my profile and I'm going to say a few things about me.

Name: Rachel

Age: 18, and I still can't drive.

Gender: Female. Have you ever heard of a guy named Rachel?

Hobbies:I usually like to write or draw or read when I'm not doing homework. Ocassionally I'll crochet or sew, but you won't catch me doing that very often. I started making comics again. I also like to ride my bike or play video games when I can (When you're 15, there's not a whole lot you can do outside of your house without someone going with you, which is kind of a bummer. Hopefully, I'll be able to take driver's ed soon now.)

Favorite Bands: Linkin Park, Three Days Grace, Good Charelotte, My Chemical Romance, Relient K, Underoath, Weird Al (he's funny), Skillet, Fall Out Boy, Switchfoot, Paramore, Flyleaf, some Vitamin String Quartet tributes, Anberlin, Demon Hunter, Nickelback, Rammstein, E Nomine, Suilen, All American Rejects are pretty good, and a ton of other guys that I can't remember at the moment.

Favorite Animes/TV shows: Death Note, Teen Titans, Invader Zim, South Park, Samurai Jack, Rurouni Kenshin, Hellsing Ultimate (Not the regular sucky version with 13 episodes, I mean the ova), Samurai Champloo, Samurai 7, Cowboy Bebop, Code Geass, Trigun, Higurashi, Hetalia, Bamboo Blade, and a bunch of others that I can't think of at the moment.

Favorite Movies: The Fighting Sullivans, Big Fat Liar, Narnia series, Secret Lives of Bees, Coraline, Pirates of the Carribean 1 and 2, It's a Wonderful Life, Patch Adams, The Nativity Story, Young Frankenstein, Rocketman, Hang 'em High, A Fistful of Dollars, Get Smart (The new one and the older version), Dudley Do Right, George of the Jungle, Spiderman 1 2 and 3, The Lion King, Tarzan, The Patriot, Braveheart, Rocky series, Rambo 2, Home Alone 1 and 2, The Dark Knight, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Madagascar, Final Fantasy 7 Advent Children (It has really cool fight scenes and animation!), and more movies I can't remember

Favorite Books: The Bible, By the Great Horn Spoon!, Number the Stars, The Outsiders, Blink of an Eye, House, Showdown, The Shack, Bloody Jack, Curse of the Blue Tatoo, Caddie Woodlawn, The True Confessions of Charelotte Doyle, On the Banks of Plum Creek, If You Give a Mouse A Cookie, Ender's Game, Ender's Shadow

To everyone that likes Teen Titans, you should check out my brother's, Chickenscrews, fanfics. this is the link to his channel; http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1765776/chickenscrews.
Check them out! They're funny! 8)

Favorite Anime Characters:

Death Note;
L: He's just awesome!
Near: He's cute, and he catches Kira.
Mello: ...I like making fun of the fact that his hair makes him look like a girl.
Matt: ...I dunno, he's only in the show for two minutes before he dies, but I still think he's waaaaayyyyyy better that Light Yagami.

Rurouni Kenshin;
Kenshin Himura: He's funny, you would never expect him to be the Hitokiri Batousai unless you've seen him fight.
Yahiko: Who wouldn't like "Little Yahiko"?
Misao: The writer person did a great job with her character, and It's funny when she gets angry at Kenshin (In the manga she kicked him out a window one time)
Sonoske: I can kinda relate when I get angry at something and want to punch something, and we both get cranky if we can't let our anger out somehow. Plus, I like how he and Saito never get along, It's funny!
Sojiro: Yes, I know that he's one of Shishio's right-hand men, but he smiles all the time. It's also pretty funny how when Yumi gets mad at him he just keeps smiling and has a sense of humor that gets her even more mad at him (spent three days buying cakes XD). He's also kinda cute.

Hellsing Ultimate;
Alucard: He's just cool! Kinda creepy at times, but he's still cool!
Victoria: She's funny in the ova.
Walter: Three words. Coolest. Butler. Ever.
Schrodinger (or however you spell his name): Yes, I know he works for the bad guys, but he's kinda funny and a little cute.

Teen Titans;
Terra: I admit, I used to not like her so much. It wasn't actually until I started reading Tianimalz' Trilogy of the Forsaken that she became a favorite character of mine. Plus, being able to move the earth is a cool power!
Beast Boy: He's funny and kind of immature.
Cyborg: He's everybody's favorite "BOO-YA" yelling cyborg! And I love waffles almost as much as he does (Okay, not even close, but who wouldn't like this guy?)
Robin: The mask, it looks cool! 8)
Raven: I like her character. I can kinda relate to feeling alone at times, but I'm not desperate enough to talk to a book. Even if it does talk back.
Starfire: Her being naive makes her that much funnier. She's also an awesome fighter.
Silkie: Who doesn't love Silkie? He's just a cute little silkworm! :)
Slade: One of the coolest villians ever! 8D

Hetalia;
Canada: I just want to give him a big hug sometimes! Plus, I also know what it's like to feel invisible.
Russia: Yeah, he can be kinda scary at times, but I'm sure all he really wants is a friend (and for his younger sister to stop stalking him).
Italy: One word; PASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Prussia: What can I say? He's just awesome!
America: A perfect portrayal of Americans today (I should know, I am American).

Higurashi;
Rena: It's always funny to watch her in "cute mode." Plus, I really like the machete; it's cool!
Keichi: Have you seen him spaz out!?
Satoko: I wonder who would win in a prank battle; Satoko or Bugs Bunny?
Rika: Nipao :3

Favorite Quotes (This section is going to be long eventually):

Aqualad: Meet Mas y Menos.
Mas y Menos say a bunch of stuff in Spanish.
Mas y Menos: Fuimos en Guatemala.
Cyborg looks all confused.
Aqualad: They go really fast, but only when they're touching. And they only speak Spanish.
Cyborg (trying to talk to Mas y Menos): HOLA! MI AMIGO SOY NOMBRE EL CYBORGO!!
Mas y Menos just shrug and walk away.
(Teen Titans)

Batman and Wonderwoman are going to visit Superman. Wonderwoman is carrying a present.
Batman: What did you get him?
Wonderwoman: I'm not saying! He'll hear and it'll spoil the surprise.
Batman: Well, he's not exactly the easiest person to shop for. (pulls out envelope)
Wonderwoman: Did you get him a gift certificate?
Batman: No! ... Cash.
(Justice League)

"Don't take God's name in vain...take buddha's name in vain instead!"
(My older brother, Joshua)

"Another spy? Did anyone come to my school to LEARN!?"
(Brother Blood from Teen Titans)

L: You really want to be helpful?
Matsuda: Yes!
L: Then get me another cup of coffee.
(Death Note)

Dib: And now, Zim, to discover your next evil plan.
Dib is watching Zim on his computer, who is just reading the newspaper.
Zim: Hey, look, they're gonna start making artificial beavers.
Dib:HE'S AFTER OUR BEAVER TECHNOLOGY!!
(Invader Zim)

Zim is eating waffles.
Zim: Hey, these aren't half bad, what's in 'em?
Gir: There's waffle in 'em!
Zim: YOU'RE LYING!!
(Invader Zim)

Mumbo: Care to dance?
Cybear: I'd prefer to kick your (roar)!
Mumbo puts a spell on Cybear that makes him dance. A few minutes later, Cybear is put back with the others.
Cat star: And what did our captor do to you?
Cybear: he made me do a jig.
Cat Star: (gasp!) That madman must be stopped! Please, what is a jig?
(Teen Titans)

The Titans are looking for Raven. When they find her, Mumbo had already turned her into a bunny.
Beast Boy: um...why does that bunny sound like Raven?
Bunny Raven: Because I am Raven!
Starfire: Oh! You look so cute!
Raven growls at her.
(Teen Titans)

"Gir, your waffles have sickened me, FETCH ME THE BUCKET!!"
(Zim from Invader Zim)

"Jafar, Jafar, he's our man, if he can't do it, GREAT!!"
(Genie from Aladin)

"You know, you're really heavy!"
(Reno from Final Fantasy 7, Advent Children)

"Next time you want to rob something, pick a target we can't see from our living room!"
(Raven from Teen Titans)

"we act normal, Mom! I wanna be normal! The only normal one is Jack-Jack! And he's not even toilet trained!"
(Violet from The Incredibles)

"I thought school was a no smoking zone!"
(Me while my lab group in science class was doing this one experiment where we had to boil water in a Dixie cup and it started getting smokey)

Carl: Johnny! We have to stay incognito!
Johnny: But this cognito is chafing me!
(Johnny Bravo)

"Everytime I start thinking, something bad happens"
(Johnny Bravo)

"You should start wearing makeup. Oh, no you shouldn't. You'll get addicted to it. It's like dope!"
(This one girl at my school talking to one of her friends)

Robomom: Aw honey, you seem upset.
Zim: Yes! and I want to go home!
Robomom: Awww, I know what'll cheer you up! (The roboparents start Irish tap dancing)
(Invader Zim)

Zim and GIR are dragging along heavy boxes on a hot summer day, when all of a sudden, someone in a Grim Reaper costume confronts him
Poop Dawg: Zim! I have come for you!
Zim: What? What is this!? WHO ARE YOU!?
Poop Dawg: I am--
Zim: WHO ARE YOU!?
Poop Dawg: I am--
Zim: WHO ARE YOU!?
Poop Dawg: I am Poop Dawg!! The gangsta spector of defeat--and you are DOOMED!!
-Invader Zim (episode: Door To Door)

Dib sees Zim and GIR on the other side of the street and confronts him in a western-style showdown
Dib: Zim!
Zim stops and turns to Dib, but is unable to hear him because they're too far away
Zim: What!?
Dib: Zim!
Zim: What!?
Dib: Zim!
Zim: What!?
Dib: You won't get away with it!!
Zim (still unable to hear correctly): That's very nice of you!
Dib: No! Your plan! I'm going to stop you! I've got a secret weapon!
Zim: Where is it?
Dib (annoyed that Mortos ditched him):...around...
Zim: Can it protect you from...THIS!?
GIR jumps in front of Zim and shoots some kind of sandwhich (Yes, a sandwhich!) out of his head
GIR: SAMMICH!!
The "sammich" hits Dib's head at the speed of a bullet and knocks him through a brick wall
GIR: I hadda sammich in ma head!
-Invader Zim (episode: Mortos Der Soulstealer)

Spongebob: Nothing's working, Pat. We gotta find some way to sell all this chocolate!
Patrick: I got it! Let's get naked!
Spongebob: No, we should save that for when we're doing real-estate.
-Spongebob Squarepants (episode: Chocolate With Nuts)

Spongebob (speaking into microphone at Krusty Krab): Good afternoon customers! Today's special is a f--king Krabby Patty, with some f--king fries grilled to f--king perfection! It'll be our f--king pleasure! Hi, Squidward! How the f--k are ya?
-Spongebob Squarepants (episode: Sailor Mouth)

"No! You lie! YOU LIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
-Invader Zim

Cyborg (a little insane at the moment): Hey! Let's all go out for waffles! RAVEN, YOU LOVE WAFFLES DON'CHA!?
Raven (sarcastic): More than life itself.
-Teen Titans (episode: Crash)

I'd like you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet...but we're not on my planet, now are we?
-Buzz Lightyear

"Yaaaay. Fun."
-L "Ryuzaki" Lawliet (Death Note)

Kid: Hey! You're not Santa!
Harvey Bullock (in a Santa suit): Sure I am! Wanna see my gun?
-The New Batman Adventures (episode: "Holiday Knights")

Light: Who was that?
L "Ryuzaki": Oh, it was just Matsuda being stupid again. It's his specialty.
Matsuda: I can hear you.
-Death Note

Dib: You picked the wrong planet to land on, Zim!
Zim:Wait a minute, what planet is this?
Dib: Earth.
Zim: Nope, it's the right planet.
(Invader Zim pilot episode)

Victoria: Walter, what is that?
Walter: That's a coffin.
Victoria: I know, what's it doing in my room?
Walter: Sir Integra's orders. "What kind of a vampire doesn't sleep in a coffin?" Those were her exact words.
Victoria: And what happened to my bed?
Walter: I threw it away.
Victoria: WHAAAAAATTT!?
(Hellsing Ultimate)

Beast Boy: Maybe you should call me Beast Man from now on!
Raven: We're having a moment, don't ruin it.
(Teen Titans)

"The Control Freak is a dork, yes?"
(Starfire from Teen Titans)

Earlier in the episode, Flash disobeyed Jhon's orders and went on a mission. Jhon now wants to speak with Flash.
Flash: Yeah, I know, I went behind your back. But I don't care!
Jhon: Flash...
Flash: In fact, I'd totally do it again! (continues his rant)
Jhon: Actually, I just wanted to know if you wanted to play Brawl Bots.
Flash: Dibs on the green one!
Jhon:...I wanted the green one!
(Justice League)

The Teen Titans are fighting Johnny Rancid, who now has a giant robotic dog.
Johnny: OH YEAH! MY DOG IS KICKIN' YOUR--
Beast Boy then kicks Johnny in the stomach. The camera angle changes to show that Beast Boy is in the form of a donkey.
(Teen Titans)

"You know, in the time it took you to walk down a hallway, I went all the way to London, met the Queen, got my head blown off, and made it all the way back here without a scratch--have you ever considered going on a diet?"
-Schrodinger (Hellsing Ultimate)

The Powerpuff Girls are eating dinner and they see broccolli for the first time and wonder what it is.
Blossom: What is this stuff? It's definitely not cake!
Buttercup: And it's definitely not a corn-dog!
Bubbles: And it's certainly not a hamster!
Blossom and Buttercup: YOU EAT HAMSTERS!?
-The Powerpuff Girls

Man 1: Who's that guy?
Perry White: Who cares? He's kicking Superman's a--!
Everybody looks at him with "wtf?" written on their faces
-Superman Doomsday

Moses and Rameses are chariot race
Rameses: Admit it, Moses, you've always looked up to me!
Moses is one level beneath him and looks up to him--and sees up Rameses' loincloth
Moses: Yeah, but it was never much of a view!
-The Prince of Egypt

Steve: What place has grass and some flowers?
L (Ryuzaki): Prison.
-A You Tube Parody where L watches Blue's Clues

Zim and Gir have been captured by two really stupid aliens and are now in their ship, which is hovering RIGHT ABOVE AN EARTH NEIGHBORHOOD IN BROAD DAYLIGHT!
Zim: Wait, you're flying your ship in public!?
Abductor Blue: Do you think we're stupid? We have disguised this ship with an ingenius cloaking device!
Outside, we find that the so-called "disguise" is actually just a hologram of a whale floating in mid-air! Yes, A WHALE!
Man 1: Oh, would'ja look at that; it's one of them orca-whales.
-Invader Zim (episode: Abducted)

"Son, when I was your age...I was twelve."
-The Powerpuff Girls

Gir: ...And the squirrel ate Dib's crazy head! Then he went back to his home planet to fight all the bad guys!
T.V. Host: What does that have to do with anything!?
Gir: Me and the squirrel are friends!
-Invader Zim ep. "Mysterious Mysteries"

Misa is visiting Light at his college and draws a crowd because she's famous. And, while stuck in the crowd...
Misa: Hey! Somebody touched my butt!
Everybody accusingly looks at L, who is right behind Misa and has a guilty look on his face.
L (trying to think of a good lie): Uhh...THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! I SWEAR I'LL FIND THE PERSON WHO DARED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS SITUATION IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!
Man in crowd: I get to touch her next!
-Death Note

my mom: If you had a certain food that got you high, would you secretly keep it?
me and my brother (same time): um...no.
-discussion about getting high

"...now let me show you the door! You see that thing? That's the door. ...it's the wooden thing with the handle on it."
-One of my brother's Veggie Tales movies

Captain Polaris: Aren't you going to wash your hands?
Lex Luthor: No...BECAUSE I'M EVIL!
-Justice League Unlimited (Flash and Luthor switched bodies)

Mandark and his family have gone camping. Being the evil kid scientist wannabe that he is, he doesn't like it.
Mom: Come and share nature's wonderous boundaries!
Mandark (being grumpy): Nature's boundaries gives me gas!
-Dexter's Laboratory (Mandark's Laboratory special)

"NOW GO HOME AND SHAVE YOUR GIANT HEAD OF SMELL WITH YOUR BAD SELF!!"
-Invader Zim

Jan (pronounced Yon) has been laying siege to the Hellsing mansion with an army of ghouls trying to assassinate Integra Hellsing. Along the way, he’s gotten his lip-ring yanked off, his butt kicked by an old butler and a girl, and his arm ripped off…so he’s a little beaten up and worn out. He finally gets to the room where Integra is and sees that she’s there…but with a ton of other guys WITH GUNS!!
Integra: You made it. Congratulations.
Jan: …Oh f—k me.
Everyone shoots him like crazy.
-Hellsing Ultimate

Professor: Oh, we’re not going to kill you, Wolverine; we’ve put valuable time and money into you.
Deadpool: And pointy things!
-Hulk VS Wolverine

My mom saw my little brother making a mess with the cereal all over the floor
Mom: What’s going on here?
Jonathan: Just look at this mess!
Mom: What happened?
Jonathan: …I had a birthday party!
Mom: You what?
Jonathan: Uh…Christmas?

"I respect that you don't eat meat. Please respect that I don't eat fake meat!"
-Raven from Teen Titans

"Christianity isn't boring, Christians are!"
-Pastor Lynn Clayton; One of my youth pastors

If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.
- Frankie Boyle

Books give you knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption leads to crime, crime doesnt pay. SO DON'T READ BOOKS!!
-NarutoUzamaki738 from Deviantart.com

The purpose of life isn't to end up in one piece, it's so that at the end of your life you're left thinking "Holy ht, what a ride!"
-Some e-mail I got

Fire tribe prince:I've spent years waiting for this encounter. Training, meditating, but you're just a child!
Ang: Well, you're just a teenager!
-Avatar: The Last Airbender

A lot of the time when my older brother and I are hanging out in the playroom (which is where the computer is), he'll often play some rock or metal music. At least half the time, he turns the volume down at the parts with swearing since we don't like cussing. One day, he decides to play "People Equal ht" by Slipknot and is turning the volume down hecka crazy...and he seemed to enjoy it!
Me: ... this is just like crack for you, isn't it?
Joshua (my brother): ... yeah.

Fanfic info:

General stuff: Since I have more than one fanfic up now, I'll try to update as often as possible. Just be aware that it may take a while since I have school, Youth Group, and a daily life. During this time I have also learned that it's a bad idea to have more than one unfinished fanfic up at one time, so I'll remember that in the future.

Sorry updates are taking so long, but recently I've been working on a Hetalia oneshot starring Liechtenstein, Sealand, and Latvia. Well, it's supposed to be a oneshot, but I'm currently at 10,000 words and 20 pages and nowhere near the climax, so I'm most likely gonna end up posting it in chapters. After I'm finished with that, I'll try to work on Kira V.S. a Baby and No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service so I can focus on Near Meets a girl.

Note to self: NEVER have more than one unfinished fanfic up at a time!

Near Meets A Girl: The basic plot is this; Near is forced to go outside since Gevanni thinks he spends too much time inside. Because Near went outside, he met a girl that he really likes. How desperate is he to get to know her better? and will he succeed in his goal?

Rated T for crazy teachers, mild language, alcohol use later, and ocasional violence.

No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service! : The general plot here is that L wants to buy some ice cream, but the store has one of those "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service" signs in the window. wearing shoes or sending someone to buy the ice cream for him would be admitting defeat, so he's willing to go through drastic measures to buy the ice cream. Will he get the ice cream, or will he admit defeat? And just how far is he willing to go?

Rated K.

Kira V.S. a Baby: This is a Death Note/Invader Zim crossover. What happens is that Light suspects that he is being watched by someone, but it's just a harmless little baby! Or is it? Is the baby harmless? Or is it a spy like Light suspects? And what will Light do to make sure it doesn't compromise his mission to be the God of the New World? And how immature is Ryuk going to be about the whole thing?

Rated T just to be safe, Light can get a little crazy when his mission is in jeopoardy.

I...Don't Really Need a Hero: My first Hetalia oneshot. It's just a super short story I came up with while listening to Skillet's song Hero. It's pretty easy to see where this is headed.

Rated K

Upcoming Fanfics;

Teenagers: This is a Hetalia fanfic starring Liechtenstein, Sealand, and Latvia. It all started when they wanted to sneak out and see an R-rated movie while their mentors are at a meeting. Unfortunately, things go quickly out of hand and their night of fun starts going in a downward spiral.

Rated T for violence, blood and gore, cursing, referances to Watchmen, accidental drug use, abuse, possibly some scary sequences, and America being a horrible liar.

Don't worry, it's still kinda funny, but it's more violent and serious than my previous fanfics.

Update: Due to the direction that the plot of this story is moving, I'm considering changing the title to City of Saints.