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Author has written 27 stories for Twilight, Fairly Odd Parents, Final Fantasy VII, Naruto, South Park, Ben 10, Bleach, and NCIS. My name is Cally Hale and ... I HAVE A NEW POLL TAKE IT!! NOW!! LMAO! please?! And yes my last name is actually Hale. I was born with that name and all you little tweens who want to bitch at me can suck it because it's on my birth certificate. Anywho i love yaoi. I will read anything that has yaoi in it, well almost anything. I'm just starting to read and write yuri check it out. Girls need some lovin too. OMG!! SO I KNOW THIS IS COMPLETELY RANDOM AND YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHY I'M TYPING IN ALL CAPS BUT IT'S BECAUSE I'VE BEEN READING TRANSFORMERS FICS LATELY FOR NO REAL REASON AND IT'S WEIRD BECAUSE NOW THE IDEA OF MY BIG SLIVER DESK TOP MOLESTING MY PINK LAP TOP IS ACTUALLY KINDA HOTT! BUT IT'S WEIRD BECAUSE SOME FICS ARE LIKE READING SEX BETWEEN AN MICROWAVE AND A TOASTER OVEN AND IT'S STILL HOT. I ALMOST HOPE MY SISTER'S MINIVAN TURNS INTO A CURVY FEMBOT AND MOLESTS MY MIDDLE AGED BUICK WHO I THINK WOULD LOOK A LOT LIKE A HOUSE WIFE IF SHE WAS HUMAN. AND MY MOM'S CADDY WOULD JUST BE LIKE A STONER 20-SOMETHING WHO MAY OR MAY NOT GET INVOLVED. SO THATS ALL... THAT WAS MY OPINION OF TRANSFORMERS FAN FICTION AND AFTER YOU GET USED TO THE TECHY LANGUAGE IT'S ACTAULLY REALLY SEXY. SMILE!! OoOoH guess what: I'm a leo and so is Cloud from ffvii and Tuxedo Mask from Sailormoon HEY I GOT I PRESENT FOR ALL MY BLEACH READERS: http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs26/i/2008/038/7/2/007_GOTS_UR_PENOR_by_Waterea.jpg I want to apologize to my Bella fans. I tend to take my frustration out on her because she's not my favorite character and she usually ends up in a weird place. So yeah, sorry for all my weird Bella's... She kinda an ever changing personality that i mold to my will...MWHAHAHHAHa...ha Some of my best friends on here are: and a special shout out to xoxocullenluverxoxo she was my first real fan and I love her for it.. Thanks girl. Favorite Yaoi couples: LAVIx any one from D Gray Man Favorite Yuri couples: Alice x Bella (Twilight) (see Seat Belt) I, calhale, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, it's age or anything else I have joined the Review Revolution Copy and paste this on your profile to join | |||||||
1. Scouting: A Rosalie X Leah Story » reviewsWhat happens when Rosalie goes "tanning" in the wrong spot? Why does sex in the forest sound like a good idea? Why does Jacob get punched in the face? Why is Seth talking to Edward on the phone? These questions will be answered. Rosalie X Leah. Rated M.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 1-8-10 - Published: 6-12-09 - Rosalie & Leah - Complete2. You, Me, and V : An NCIS Story reviewsThe choatic world of NSIC is about to get turned upside down when a new girl named Violet comes to work at NSIC as a lab tech. Secrets will be revealed and truths discovered. Rated M for Yaoi, Yuri and HetNCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-29-09 - Tony D. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs3. Night World Coffee: A Twlight Story reviewsNessie is in college and gets a job at a coffee shop. After a summer away from the shop, she comes back to alot of surprises and discovers some interesting things about herself, Yaoi Yuri rated M for a reason. RenesmeexOC JacobxEmmett OCxOC Hilarious SmutTwilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-23-09 - Renesmee C./Nessie & Jacob4. Sharing: An Emmett x Jacob Story » reviewsA story about the growing relationship between Emmett Cullen and Jacob Black. rated M for a reason... comedic smut. Comes after my story Hybrid but you dont have to read that to enjoy this. EmmettxJacob NC-17Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,633 - Reviews: 104 - Updated: 11-14-09 - Published: 5-26-09 - Emmett & Jacob5. Caught: A Charlie x Billy Story » reviewsDid you ever wonder is Charlie and Billy caught anything else while they were fishing? Charlie and Billy go fishing after Charlie looses his wife, but he catchs something else. Charlie x Billy rated for language and smut. A story in three parts.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 10-8-09 - Published: 8-3-09 - Charlie & Billy6. College: A Jacob x Jasper Story » reviewsWhen Jacob arrives at CSU he thinks the world is pretty easy place to live in. But soon Jasper stumbles into his life and shakes things up. all human AU. rated for later chapters. contains yaoi and other college age subjects.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,636 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 10-2-09 - Published: 8-15-09 - Jacob & Jasper7. Strawberries and Cream: A Ichigo x Grimmjow Story reviewsIchigo has had a rough day and Grimmjow wants to help him relax with a romantic evening. There's candels, chocolate and strawberries, and best of all, yaoi.Rated for a reason Grimmjow x Ichigo OOC ness in a good wayBleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 9-19-09 - Ichigo K. & Grimmjow J. - Complete8. Play Ball: A Ben x Kevin Story reviewsBen and Kevin get in an argument over a football, kinda. Kevin realizes he has to fix what he's done and the best way to do that is to tell Ben how he really feels. semi-kinky rated M for a reason. Yaoi Bevin Ben x Kevin.Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-18-09 - Ben T. & Kevin - Complete9. Black Bird: A Stan x Red Goth Story reviewsStan and Kyle are Juniors at CSU and have a rather unstabe relationship. What happens when a ghost from Stan's past shows up? Will Stan stay in the light or will he spread his wings and fly boldly into the darkness. Rated for later chapters contains yaoiSouth Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-15-09 - Stan M. & Red Goth10. Beauty: The short but passionate story of Cassidy reviewsWhen Cassidy is thrown out she must go live with her much older sister, Victoria. But Victoria has secrets that will change Cassidy's life forever. The first one being her companion, James. James/OC. A fluffy, tragic comedy. Rated for Het Sex later on.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-8-09 - James11. Heated: A Kiba x Kankuro Story reviewsKiba and Kankuro run into each other as adultish people I guess and Kiba invites Kankuro back to his house for drinks. Funny and cute with lots of smut. Rated for yaoi aka man sex etc.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-28-09 - Kankuro & Kiba I. - Complete12. Overdose: A Jasper x Mike Story » reviewsThis is the story about Jasper and his addiction. What he is addicted to? MIKE NEWTON! yes Mike Newton who causes more drama at FHS then anyone else and Jasper loves it. But can Jasper quit before his addiction gets out of hand. Mike x Jasper rated M.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,314 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 8-16-09 - Published: 6-26-09 - Jasper & Mike13. Sexual Education:A Jacobx Renesmee x Emmett Story reviewsEmmett and Jacob are baby sitting when Renesmee asked about sex.And not just sex but homosexual sex. Now the boys have to give her the "Talk". Hilariousness insues. Rated M for language and implied relationship between jake and Em. mentions yaoi.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 8-16-09 - Jacob & Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete14. Present: A Carlisle x Jasper Story reviewsChristmas at the Cullen's can get alittle weird, especially when name cards get mixed up. What will Jasper's present inspire him to do? Rated M for yaoi Carlisle x Jasper roleplaying.. "let's play doctor."Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-16-09 - Carlisle & Jasper - Complete15. Make A Wish: A Timmy X Chip Story » reviewsThe story of how Timmy Turner and Chip Skylark find love in each other after hiding it for the other for years. Rated M for yaoi and sexual themes as well as age difference... 16 and 22..Fairly Odd Parents - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,726 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 8-15-09 - Published: 5-27-09 - Timmy & Chip Skylark - Complete16. The Twilight Realtionship Diagram by calhale reviewsThis is a debreifing of the relatioships between the characters in the Twilight Fan Fiction I write. It's to help people keep them straight. It will be updated and is rate M for safety... Edward x Seth Emmett x Jake Rosalie x Leah Bella x Alice etc...Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-12-09 - Complete17. Toys: An Emmett x Jacob x Seth Story reviewsSeth refuses to believe that his best friend and Emmett are together. When he goes looking for proof, he finds it. Maybe not in the way he expected but he gets it. Rated M for a reason contains yaoi and self love. Is a companion to Sharing and Lonely.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-12-09 - Seth & Jacob - Complete18. Mine: An Edward x James Story reviewsTakes place while James is tracking Bella during Twilight and Edward is trying to lead him away. Edward gets seperated from the group. Companion to Phoenix: a Bella x James Story... yaoi James x Edward rated M for a reason non-con.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-7-09 - Edward & James - Complete19. Phoenix: A Bella x James Story reviewsWhat if there was a different reason why Bella moved to Forks? What if she was a totally different person before she moved? What if something made her change? What if Bella knew James before Twilight? HET Rated M for a reason. Non Con. dark. Bella JamesTwilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-25-09 - Bella & James - Complete20. Lonely: An Edward X Seth Story reviewsEdward is about to spend another lonely night alone, or so he thinks. Enter Seth, the adorable wolf boy. How will things pan out for the pair? Rated M for a reason. Contains Yaoi. Edward and Seth. kind of fluffy too.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 6-18-09 - Edward & Seth - Complete21. Teddy Bear: An Emmett x Jacob Story reviewsEmmett has been on his "honeymoon" with Rosalie for almost 3 weeks. What will happen when he gets back home to Jacob? A continuation of Sharing. Rated M for a reason.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-14-09 - Jacob & Emmett22. Wrestling: An Esme x Rosalie Story reviewsThis is the story of Rosalie and Esme. When left to their own devices, how will the girls get along. This story contains Yuri and Yaoi. rated M for a reason. Takes place after the fourth book.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-9-09 - Rosalie & Esme - Complete23. The Office: A Reno x Rude story reviewsSo this is just a short smutty one-shot. Basically the story chronicals a day at Shina Corp for the Turks and Rufus. Rated M for a buch of impled stuff. I might expand if there's a demand for such. Reno x Rude, Rufus x Tseng.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-2-09 - Reno & Rude - Complete24. Safety: A Bella x Rosalie story reviewsAfter a lost bet with Edward, Rosalie has to keep Bella safe and have a sleep over with her while he's gone hunting. Bondage and Yuri ensue. Rate M for a reason, sometimes what you think is hate is really lust.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 5-18-09 - Bella & Rosalie - Complete25. Hybrid: a comedy featuring Emmett and Jacob reviewsEmmett and Jacob are extremly bored and decide to watch Underworld. This along with other boredom induced events leads to general hilariousness and stupidity. Contains some slash and just general vulgarity. Rated for implied situations.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 5-18-09 - Emmett & Jacob - Complete26. After Glow : A Edward x Jasper x Emmett story reviewsPart Two Seat Belt: A Alice x Bella story. It chronicles what happens after Bella sleeps with Alice to Edward, Jasper, and Emmett. Yoai. M for a reason a little more smutty then seat belt but not much. You should read seat belt 1st. It's on my profile.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-28-09 - Edward - Complete27. Seat Belt: a Alice x Bella story reviewsAlice Cullen has a vision, about Bella Swan, and that time of the month. Sounds gross but its not; it's hot. contains yuri rated this way for a reason. AliceXBella Answers a major question about the Twilight vamps.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-20-09 - Complete
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