"The more I see the less I know, the more I'd like to let it go... Hey oh. Whoa" - Snow (Hey Oh) by Red Hot Chili Peppers

Hey! Welcome to my profile!!

Name: Wouldn't you like to know :P. But you can call me Pamanda, Panda, Amanda, or anything like that.

Age/Gender: 15 and a girl (Warning next year: stay off the roads 'cause I'll be able to drive)

Location: USA but I wish I was in either at Hogwarts with Harry Potter or at Camp Half-Blood with Percy Jackson

Birthday: January 8

Job: Sophomore in highschool/being a teenager (That's a really hard job actually...)

A little Bio:

I originally made this profile so I could use the story alert option when I was in 5th or 6th grade (I think) and decided to post some half written stories I wrote when I was around 10. DON'T READ THEM, they are really crappy... and I mean REALLY! Lets see, I have two older brothers, so I'm kinda a tomboy. I also don't really worry about how look. One of my brothers is almost twenty and the other is 18. The twenty year old goes to GW University and my other brother is going to Northwestern. Smart brothers, me - not so much. I live on music and books, but don't most of us this site? I swear reading and music go hand-in-hand. I also use sarcasm way to much than is healthy but it comes with having two older brothers. I'm better at thinking of the bigger picture or plot twists of stories (so I'm completely open to helping someone who has writers block) I'm really good at solving it. Just ask my best friend leopardspotz17, I help her write most of her stories; she does all the writing but she gets writers block A LOT so I help her think of ideas, plot twists, and endings.

I ride horse competitively, but not three-day eventing. I show in 3ft equation and hunters but I recently got a concussion when showing in Ocala, FL (I wasn't riding my horse, one named Red Baron... I should have known from the name). I'm a punk, I guess. I've never really liked or used labels because they aren't true and I don't like being defined by someone who isn't me. I like graphic t-shirts, I might have more black clothes than most people (where I live at least), and I like fingerless gloves. I listen to alternative, rock, and hard rock bands, love band shirts, and dislike most dresses and skirts. You've probably learned more about me than most in the people in my grade (I hate them... at least everyone on this site has at least two things in common while the children at my grade are fake and conceited.)

Favorite mangas: Fullmetal Alchemist, Black Cat, Bleach, Crimson Hero, Her Majesty's Dog, and many more

Favorite color: Green, black, blue, and silver.

Favorite books/series: Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Mortal Instruments, Percy Jackson, Novel of the Twelve Houses, Unwind, Blood and Chocolate and a lot of others that I just can't think of.

In Remembrance:

In Remembrance to Severus Snape,
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,
Who fought bravely to the very end,
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,
With many jokes,
He's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby,
Who was more free and full of love,
Than any elf, and most humans.

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,
The last real Marauder,
Who was not just a wonderful father,
An incredible husband and a brave hero,
As well as an awesome warewolf,

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,
Who died for the greater good,
And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,

In Remembrance to Alastar 'Mad Eye' Moody,
Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive, Until the very end.

In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,
Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger,
But who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end, By a kid much younger than him.

In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,
Whose past and wisdom confused us,
Whose seeming betrayal shocked us,
But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end,

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,
Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra,
She deserved everything she got in the end, Even though Neville should have ended her.

In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,
Who we really didn't know too well,
But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,
So he must've done something good...
Besides stalking Harry,

In Remembrance to Hedwig,
Harry's first real friend,
Who lived and died soaring

If you want to enter enter any anime and murder the characters for being idiotic, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you think I'm being an idiot for saying all this crap, copy this into your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon (Mew was impossible to get). Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'.Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist.The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins,Dumott Schunard, sundrynotes, Hoiki, Puppy Death Glare, Kavyle, PiScEs-BlOsSoM69, Mew Mew Jakie, Grace Raven, FlyingFlower666'-'666

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate, marshmallows, and ice cream too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason!

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED

You say Pink

I Say Black
You Say Hannah Montana
I Say Avril Lavigne
You Say Jonas Brothers
I Say Linkin Park
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Everyone is better then Zac Efron
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say ZAC EFRON
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say YES I AM

5 things I hate about the world...

People who are willing to get up and look for the remote all over the damn house when they could get up and change the channel.

People who write stupid-humour with OOC for their boredom-killing fics. Don't mind seeing it on TV, but give it in a fic and you'd better learn to sleep with your eyes open.

People who say that it's always in the last place you look, as in it's always hard to find it. WTF?? Of course you'd find it in the last place you look? Which idiot keeps looking after they find it?!

If something is new and improved. If it's new, then you wouldn't have a chance to improve it, cause it just came out. If it's improved, then it has already been created in one form, so it can't be new.

When people stand by the bus stop and ask you , "Has the bus come yet?" No. The bus came. I was standing here for three hours waiting for the bus, and it came. If it came, would I still be standing here?

If you hate any of these 5 things, copy it and paste it into your profile

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the Internet population has a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the +Anima manga series should be made into an anime copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think I have to many "copy and pastes" in my profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, Pinksakurablossom, Angelgirl18647, Winter Gallowsraven, Echizen Ryoma-san, Zaara the black, NegimaFan, Princess Falling Star, Tahza, Grace Raven, Flyingflower666'-'666

If you enjoy reading the and copying the "copy and pastes" from other people's profiles to your own, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are completly and utterly tired of people posting stories in the wrong section on purpose, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

0 of teens of vampires. 99 are wannabes. Please post this or put it in your signature/profile if you're one of the 1 that is actually sane

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever tripped over your on two feet copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate obnoxious ,snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've gotten so completly zoned out of a converstation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever got zoned out for more than five minutes copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

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92 percent of teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. XD

If you think Husky and Nana (from +Anima) should get together, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have a profile do the opposite of copying this to your profile, and do the oppesite of copying this to your profile 9 times... not.

If you didn't get the thing above copy this to your profile and that too, up there.

If you like blue copy this to your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you had a laughing fit for absolutely no reason copy and paste this on your profile

98 percent of teens do or have tried pot. If your are the 2 percent who have not, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

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If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: Snowfirexoxo, FlameRisingSucks101, Swanfeather, xRae_Starkhenx, Sasukez, momoxtoshiro, Princess Falling Star, Grace Raven, Flyingflower666'-'666

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

The 6 truths of life...

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realising you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. XD

Olny srmat poelpe can raed this.

I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed this psas it on!!

Pop quiz time!

RULES:

1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in parentheses after the song name.
5. Put this in your profile.

1. What would you say about your boyfriend?

"Side of a Bullet" Nickelback (I'm not dating anyone and if I was I don't think I would be dating a murderer...)

2.What is the first thing you say in the morning?

"Can You Remember?" The Audition (I do always want to be able to remember my dreams.)

3. Your teacher is...

"Six Feet Under the Stars" All Time Low (I'm not dating my teacher *shudder*)

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?

"I Put the 'Metro' in Metronome" Cute is What We Aim For (I would write this to get kids in my grade to listen to good music for a change.)

5. How would you describe your next door neighbors?

"7 Minutes In Heaven (Atavan Halen)" Fall Out Boy (I love this song! But, alas, I don't know my neighbors at all and it would be really sad if this song describes them :(

6. What would your Best Friend say about you?

"Getting Late" Rob Thomas (I don't even remember how this song goes, but listen to it right now it does sound like some Leopardspotz17 would say to me)

7. How do you feel right now?

"17 and 33" Nine Days (Wow. Its been a while since I've heard Nine Days. I'm not 17 yet...)

8.What's on your bedside table right now?

"London Beckoned Songs About Money Written By Machines" Panic! At The Disco (I wish they were on my bedside table. I would have Brendon and Spencer sign one of my shirts...)

9.What did you do when you woke up this morning?

"If Everyone Cared" Nickelback (I wish everyone did)

10. When you open your wardrobe you see...

"Calling You" Blue October (Nope no phone in closet, just clothes I never wear.)

11. What did you say after you last attended a concert?

"The Perfect Mistake" Cartel (Nope the last concert I went to was a One Eskimo one. Leopardspotz17 and I are waiting 'til we turn 16 to go to an ATL concert)

12. If you had to write a Fan Fic right now, what would it be called?

"Headstrong" Trapt (Hm. Good title, "Hey! Leopard! Write this story!")

13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show?

"Once in a Lifetime" 12 Stones (I wouldn't at my school but maybe somewhere else if I wasn't scared of singing in front of people)

14. Your life's theme song?

"Down" Safetysuit (I do love this song, not as much as The Moment but still. It does kinda connect to me, but with friends not a lover)

15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?

"Never Heard Again" The Audition (Well I am being anti-social.)

16. If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be?

"Miss Alva Maria" Nine Days (I don't have the slightest clue how this song goes.)

17. Your motto is..

"Thnks Fr Th Mmrs" Fall Out Boy (Oh, yes. Hard driving beat? Check. Revenge-like lyrics? Check. Meaningful lyrics? Check. Amazing singer? Check.)

18. If you could buy anything in this world you'd buy...

"Just In Time" There For Tomorrow (Love this band. Doesn't everyone want more time?)

19. What did you dream about tonight?

"21st Century Breakdown" Green Day (My recent dream was about Voldemort coming to Hogwarts, the students going to the tennis courts, and then evacuating the school via roller coaster.)

20. Any last words?

"PokeRAP" Pokemon (What?!?! I'm 15 and still play pokemon? OF COURSE! It's the best game ever!!! But I've never been able to do the RAP... *sigh*)

SOME QUOTES

Tragedy is when you cut your finger, comedy is when you fall into a sewer and die"

"Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure."

"Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence."

"You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder."

The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else."

"Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary."

Don't let your mind wander, Its too little to be let out alone.

"The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. "

"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. "

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

A repair shop: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if you throw it hard enough.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again

Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?

How can i miss you if you never left?

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat butter-side up and drop it?

Help I've fallen and i can't...hey nice carpet!

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive

Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life!

Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.

Life's Tough, get a helmet

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers?

Only in America, do banks have braile on the drive-thru ATMs.

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths

The cops never find it as funny as you do

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On milk carton: Allergy warning: Contains milk. (Duh)

On match box: Warning: fire kills children.Complete with pic of a kid with his arm on fire. (And adults are fireproof are they?)

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely gorgeous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight. Crazy is when all your friends are scared of you because you are so hyper. Crazy is when you threaten your friends with a free trip to Italy and a vampire mafia if they don't read Twilight. Crazy is when your friend calls you crazy, you tear up a little and tell them that was the nicest thing they ever said to you. Crazy is when your in a completely silent room and then start giggling uncontrollable. If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers have do or has tried smoking pot. If you are part of the 2 percent who hasn', copy this to your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you are absolutly in love with Stephanie Meyers Fictional Character Jasper, Copy and Paste this into your Profile.

If you are a member of the unofficial Jasper Whitlock Hale Fangirl Club, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with one or all of the Cullens (coughJazzcough), but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't wanna heal.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile

If you get bored easily post this on your profile.

If you have no willpower post this onto your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the Cullens should have their own theme music :o) Copy this to your Profile

you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profileok the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever get a random urge to start screaming copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you complian that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you dont just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.

If you think Edward is perfect for Bella, paste this onto your profile

If you hate Mike and you're not afraid to say it, paste this into your profile

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If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile

Ten things to see before you die

1. A vegetarian be eaten by an animal.

2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies.

3. Homer say something intelligent.

4. Taxes disappear.

5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes. (I have seen this! Voldy killed Harry, who was a Horcrux!)

6. Michael Jackson be stalked by children.

7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, ect.

8. Wrestling people forget their moves.

9. The coyote catch the road runner.

10. The reaction of the teen population if abercombie was closed and it was illegal to wear their clothing.

MUSIC MOVIE:
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. DON'T LIE GEEZ.

Opening Credits:
Swept Away - Flyleaf

Birth:
Dear Maria, Count Me In - All Time Low

First day at school:
Had Enough - Papa Roach

Falling in Love:
Something Else - Good Charlotte

Fight Song:
Collide - The Ruse

Breaking Up:
Weight of the World - Evanescence

Prom:
Tin Man - Animal Kingdom

Life:
Scared - Three Days Grace

Mental Breakdown:
Lifeline (Live from Cruefest) - Papa Roach

Driving:
Hey Love - 12 Stones

Flashback:
What Have We Become (Bonus Track) - Daughtry

Wedding:
All That I Am - Parachute

Birth Of Child:
This is How a Heart Breaks (Pull Defibrillator Mix) [Bonus Track] - Rob Thomas

INTERMISSION

Final Battle:
She (For Liz) - Parachute

Death Scene:
I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace

Funeral:
Bathwater - No Doubt

End Credits:
She Is Love (Bonus Track) - Parachute

*GASP!* and you thought my profile was over, who do you take me for? :P

Instructions: Put your ipod or music player on shuffle and the song that pops is the answer to each question.

1. How does the world see you?

Rep Your Clique - The Audition (That I live life to the fullest? Cool!)

2. Will you have a happy life?

What It Feel's Like to be a Ghost - Taking Back Sunday (That doesn't sound too happy.)

3. What do people really think of you?

You Thought Wrong - Kelly Clarkson feat. Tamyra Gray (They think I'm player??? What, I've never even had a boyfriend, people are crazy.)

4. Do people secretly lust after you?

Someone You're With - Nickelback (Hm. This song actually kinda makes sense.)

5. How can you make others happy?

Have Faith In Me - A Day to Remember (This song is good too. I keep my promises and try to do the best I can.)

6. How can you make yourself happy?

Sami - Darren Criss (I love, love Darren Criss and I knew him before he was on Glee. Woohoo! Go AVPM and AVPS! Having guy sing me love song... sounds great :D)

7. What should you do with your life?

Move Along - All American Rejects (This is a great meaning for how people should live theirs lives. Never give up and keep moving.)

8. Will you ever have children?

Safe Ride - Cute Is What We Aim For (This song is about love. Probably.)

9. What is some good advice for you?

Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride - Mark Keali'i Ho'omalu and Kamehameha Schools Children's Chorus (Ah, Lilo and Stitch.)

10. What do you think your current theme song is?

Fallen Horses - Smash Mouth (No, this isn't even my favorite Smash Mouth song. Right now my theme song is either Hurricane or Calendar by Panic!@tD from their new album.)

11. What does everyone else think your current theme song is?

Bug Eyes - Dredg (Um. I guess. I do tell people I love the movie Stealth and this song is from the soundtrack.)

12. What song will play at your funeral?

The Anthem - Good Charlotte (This is okay song for a funeral. I mean its kinda upbeat but it's about being your own person, sang in an angry way...)

13. What type of men/women do you like?

Pushing Me Away - Linkin Park (Please, hopefully not. I love this song but I don't want my life to be, "the sacrifice of living in lie/the sacrifice is never know why/I never walked away...")

14. What is your day going to be like?

Stay Awake (Dream's Only Last For a Night) - All Time Low (How can my day be like this song?)

15. Why are you here?

Moan (Acoustic Live from FBR Studios) [Bonus Track] - Cute Is What We Aim For (Awkward...)

16. What will people remember you for?

The Medicine - Meese (My witty comments section of my brain is tiring out, especially when I don't quite recall how a song goes.)

17. What song will you get stuck in your head tomorrow?

Even Though - Darren Criss (I've never listened to this song, so, no. But Gonna Back to Hogwarts, which is by Darren Criss, could very easily get stuck in head.)

18. Why are there people outside waiting to take you away?

Come Clean - Hilary Duff (Wow, my music is really diverse (even though I only listen to about a quarter of it).)

19. What will this year be all about?

I'm So Sick (Acoustic Version) - Flyleaf (...)

20. If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:

New Heart (Non-Album Track) - Melee (That doesn't make much sense but I could be delirious.)

21. The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:

Do What You Do - Cute Is What We Aim For (Yes, I totally would. I love what this stands for!)

22. Your message to the world:

Change Your Mind - The Ruse (Be opened-minded!)

23. Your deepest secret:

S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W - My Chemical Romance (I'm terrified of scarecrows. PYSCHE. Only at night but I'm terrified of everything at night...)

24. Your innermost desire:

Cassie - Flyleaf (Awww. This song makes me so sad... )

25. Your oldest memory makes you think:

Be The Young - Yellowcard (Stay young - I love the meaning and lyrics... "There's a place that we could find, where this pain is useless. We'll forever be the young.")

26. Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:

Impossible - Kelly Clarkson (This makes more sense than a lot of my other songs would.)

27. When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:

Time (Strings Version) [Bonus Track] - Cute Is What We Aim For (More like, "time to wake up.")

28. Right now, your feelings are:

If You Only Knew - Shinedown (Yes, if you only knew what I was feeling in this very instant.)

29. The day you fall in love will be the day that:

Marriage to Millions - Cute Is What We Aim For (but I'm not that kind of person! I won't marry for money!)

30. You’d describe you best friend as:

Hollywood - Nickelback (Catchy song and beat but not really how I would describe Leopardspotz17)

31. Your friends describe you as:

Harder To Breathe - Maroon 5 (I have nothing... at all)

32. In an elevator you are most likely to yell:

Girls & Boys - Good Charlotte (Goodness gracious, I remember when this song was huge when I was in 4th grade... wow long time ago)

33. Your philosophy in life is:

Pain - Jimmy Eat World (Um, I didn't know that.)

34. Your farewell message to the readers of this:

Careful - Paramore (Be careful! Okay, wow, I just sounded like a murderer)

What!?!?! Only one Panic! at the Disco song. Screw you computer, screw you!

YOUR GUY SIDE:

x You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
x You own/ed an X-Box.
x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
x You watch sports on TV.
x Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps. (Only one... YANKEES!)
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
x Baggy pants are cool to wear.
x It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
x Sports are fun.
x Talk with food in your mouth.
x Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes

TOTAL: 16

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

x You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
x Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

x You like hanging out at the mall.

x You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. (Use the force!)
x You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should. (Everyone should smile constantly-I don’t think it counts that I do!)
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
x You care about what you look like. (Kinda soooo maybe it counts a little)
You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
x Used to play with dolls as little kid.
x Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 8 1/2

Quotes:

"Life is like photography, you develop from the negatives.

"I love Nudge, I really do. But that motor mouth of her's could have turned mother theresa into an axe murderer" - Max

When life gives you lemons throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes.

When life gives you lemons make apple juice and let the world wonder how.

I couldn't repair your brakes so i made your horn louder.

Someday we'll look back at this and plow into a parked car.

"You can't have any of my nothing!"

"It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doensn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face."

"If a pretty poster and a cute saying is all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. One robots will be doing soon."

"If every cloud has a silver lining, then hundrends of people have been struck by lightning looking for it."

"The harder you try, the dumber you look."

"If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, your not alone. And yet, you are alone. So very alone..."

"Success is a journey, not a destination. So stop running."

"A friend is someone you want to be around when you feel like being yourself" ~ Barbara Burrow

"A friend is someone who dances with you in the sunlight and walks with you in the shadows"

"Best friends listen to what you don't say" ~ Samantha Norman

"Life begins on the other side of despair" ~ Jean-Paul Sartre

"When I find myself fading, I close my eyes and realize my friends are my energy"

"Each departed friends is a magnet that attracts us to the next world" ~ Jean Paul Richter

"Real friendship is the sharing of all the heart holds inside, its tears and laughter, its joys and broken dreams"

"A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out"

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide.

I agree with the dictionary; girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Everyone has a wild side--me and my friends just prefer to make them public.

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? (AHHHH!!)

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
"You say psycho like it's a bad thing."

Normal people worry me.

"Earth is the insane asylum for the universe."

"You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Only Speak To Me."

'I'm a terrible liar. Guess not because you just believed me.'

Regular lions say ROAARR.
Angry lions say BLARGAROARIMMAEATYOU
Sad lions say roooaaar.
Mountain lions say: OMGEDWARDCULLENRUN!

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Don’t mess with me, I've got a stick.

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?"

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!"

If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.

I am a peaceful person that is filled with violent rage.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

No one's perfect… well there was this one guy but we killed him.

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.

Yea you have the right to your own opinion, but I have the right to think you're stupid.

If you talk about me I got some advice. Click your heels 3 times and say 'I wish I had a life'!

OMG! I think I just saw a flying bird!

-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

'You wanna know what you get, in our experience, when you tell the world the truth? A straight jacket. Or a punch in the face. Sometimes both.'

-courtesy of -CrA-zAy ChIcKiE's hilarious profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (EMO IS A TYPE OF 80'S MUSIC)(I think some people consider me this...)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore (I used to be a dancer for like 6 years so it applies)
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (People tell me I am, I don't think I'm that pretty though.)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention (I really want to so it applies)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I’m on the HONOR ROLL so I MUST have no social life.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Tech Crew!!!!)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f-ing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. (Jazz and Ballet recitals count?)
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob (I'm pretty well off)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (Sometimes)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. (I sometimes wear guys clothes because I find them more comfortable)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (I hate when people don't let me do something just cause I'm a girl)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (I lick my wounds)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE (Some yaoi I'm okay with)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (INVADER ZIM)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake (I'm only a perfectionist at times)

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm NOT FAT, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's butt

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life (I really like to sing)

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm WHITE and have BLACK FRIENDS, so I MUST be trying to be black

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm AFRICAN AMERICAN, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be an idiot with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS (Never seen it but I really want to, it looks amazing!)

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I TALK a lot, so I MUST be self-centered.

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be lesbian.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am AGRESSIVE, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love pink
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak

Funny but True Words of Wisdom (I love reading quotes on other profiles, so I'll post them too and add more when I find more. How fun.)

"It's funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious!" ~ Billie Joe Armstrong

"Your worst moments are your best learning experiences" ~ Me

"Me hate mistakes? Gods no I love them... they help me do better in this game called Life!" ~ Me

"Don't yawn in the shower, you might drown." ~ Bill Cosby

"Happiness is like a butterfly. The more you chase it, the more it will elude you. But if you turn your attention to other things, it comes and sits softly on your shoulder." ~ Nathaniel Hawthorne

"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own butt, okay?" ~ Dennis Leary

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adele Rodgers St. Johns

"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college where you figure out two plus two is ten or something." ~ Dennis Rodman

"The only place where success comes before work is in a dictionary." ~ Vidal Sassoon

"Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with." ~ Jane Seabrook

"When you have kids of your own, you forgive your parents." ~ Jane Seabrook

"Nothing is more satisfying than watching your children have teenagers of their own." ~ Jane Seabrook

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia." ~ Charles Schulz

"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us." ~ Bill Waterston

"Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more." ~ Oscar Wilde

"Friends will always be like 'Well you deserve better,' but best friends will be prank-calling him saying ‘You will die in seven days…'" ~ Anonymous

"Hi. I'm probably home; I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you." ~ Anonymous

"Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy. Check 3 friends. If they are okay, you're it." ~ Anonymous

Don’t go to bed mad. Stay up and fight." ~ Anonymous

"Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you!" ~ Anonymous

"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." ~ Anonymous

"Everyday is a gift, that’s why they call it the present." ~ Anonymous

"Let's flip a coin: heads we'll be together, tails we flip again." ~ Anonymous

"Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over." ~ Anonymous

"Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile." ~ Anonymous

"You have to have darkness for a dawn to come." ~ Anonymous

"Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars." ~ Anonymous

"To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world." Anonymous

"Tell the truth and run." ~ Anonymous

"All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative." ~ Anonymous

"When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear." ~ Anonymous

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" ~ Anonymous

"Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic..." ~ Anonymous

"Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?" ~ Anonymous

"Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there? I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt'?" ~ Anonymous

"Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?" ~ Anonymous

"If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?" ~ Anonymous

"If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?" ~ Anonymous

"Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?" ~ Anonymous

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" ~ Anonymous

"Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?” ~ Anonymous

"Join the Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.” ~ Anonymous

"If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side." ~ Anonymous

"Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?" ~ Anonymous

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak." ~ Anonymous

"If you know me, chances are you hate me." ~ Anonymous

"Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over." ~ Anonymous

"When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back." ~ Anonymous

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit and shut up." ~ Anonymous

"Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it." ~ Anonymous

"Sometimes, people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through." ~ Anonymous

"The cracks in the cement are a reminder that no matter how strong you may be, you can break." ~ Anonymous

"Anyone can be called a father, but only some can be a dad." ~ Anonymous

"Just because I'm smiling doesn't mean I'm happy...because it takes one smile to cover up a million tears." ~ Anonymous

"If the heart is one of the strongest muscles, why is it so easy to break?" ~ Anonymous

"I like the idea of karma; you can go around and do bad things to people all day assuming they deserve it." ~ Anonymous

"Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life." ~ Anonymous

"Ever stopped to think and forgot to start again?" ~ Anonymous

"My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil." ~ Anonymous

"Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer." ~ Anonymous

"Okay, so what's the speed of dark?" ~ Anonymous

"I intend to live forever. So far, so good..." ~ Anonymous

"I'm going to live life, or die trying." ~ Anonymous

"Consciousness: That annoying time between naps." ~ Anonymous

"Suicide is Man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'" ~ Anonymous

"My grandmother started walking five miles a day since she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is." ~ Anonymous

"A day without sunshine is...night." ~ Anonymous

"A good friend will come and bail you out of jail. A great friend will be sitting next to you saying, 'Damn that was fun!'" ~ Anonymous

"When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell." ~ Anonymous

"There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't." ~ Anonymous

"Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not even trying." ~ Anonymous

"If there's no exit, make one!" ~ indirectly from Hiromu Arakawa, the genius creator of Fullmetal Alchemist who said these words through her character Edward Elric (manga)

"If we see smoke, we'll assume you're on fire and take appropriate action." ~ Non-smoking zone sign.

"Don't mind the horns; they're just there to support my halo." ~ Xx.Hikari The Light.xX

"Unleash your imagination." ~ FanFiction.Net

Vinestar's Quiz

1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? China

2. Find a book. Which one? 1st To Die Turn to page 56, line 3, word 6. What does it say? wilco

3. What can you hear right now? Music

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. I'm alone

5. Turn on the T.V. What show is on? Dr. Oz Show

6. Type your name with your elbow:foy6htgflower666'-'666. Translation: Flyingflower666'-'666. Pretty close.

7. What happened last time you were typing here on this computer? I was looking at my elbow

8. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around 3 times. Open your eyes. What’s the first thing you see? Poison Study by Maria V. Snyder

9. If you could be anybody from Warriors who would you be? Squirrelflight.

10. Find the third letter of all of your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? Itlaoyyaiu. (thats code for... -.-; ok its code for nothing)

A black man sat down next to a white man. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism.