Hey! My name is Kourtney!

Nicknames: Gure-nii (b/c my friends believe i'm the novelist perve shigure from fruits basket whose all 'i've got a maid and its tohru'), Ama (my half native-ness which means water & 1st three letters of my middle name), Korky, Kourt kourt, Kourt-nanny (only my gram can call me such)

Characters I find kawaii (cute) together

Inuyasha:

Kouga/Kagome (or me haha)

Sesshomaru/Kagome (or me haha)

Miroku/Kagome (or me, you saw this one coming)

Vampire Knight:

Aidou/ me (hahaha)

Ichijou/Yuuki

Kaname/Yuuki

Zero/Yuuki

Lord of the Rings:

Legolas -thats it- you can put him with anyone and he makes the relationship look good lol

My stories:

Red Moon:

Satir-ish genre of New Moon. Bella reacts like a normal girl and gets ticked off when Edward leaves so she does what any normal girl would do and creates a website where she poses for risky pictures with her male friends trying desperately to get Edward's attention wherever he is because she knows Alice will see what she's planning. Well during the process she begins getting feelings for Jacob however just as she feels she may be moving on The Volturi -yes they need a 'the'- decides to try and kidnap Bella because they are fans of her site though can they beat Victoria to it? Bum bum bummmmm! And why are Voldemort, Luna, Malfoy, and Neville in it? Will the crickets and grasshoppers be able to defeat the spiders in their brutal war? Will the cricket/grasshopper prince become a jedi? Tune in for Red Moon!

And if you haven't read the story so far make note that it is random like its author and it does randomly have subliminal messaging in it just like its author. Yes I'm weird. But you're all weird. Ya see you're all just freaks, like me. -sinister laugh-

Idiots Behind Vampire Knight:

This was written by my friend and myself. We just wondered what it would be like if two American's were behind the scenes of vampire knight. There are scenes from vampire knight and normally between every 1 there is two scenes of fluff. We just put more of the other characters in it and give them moments to bond. With two American girls. Yeah its stupid, yea not that many people read made up characters and like it but its funny and its mainly for my friends to read because of inside jokes like music karma, monty python quotes, and such. We just combined things we loved because we've all been split up by college. Hope you like it.

Dark Side of the Moon:

My first serious story. This is about Sesshomaru and Kagome falling in love with each other. She is a miko yes but when she was reincarnated she got something as well all because of Kikyo's love for Inuyasha, Kagome has some demon in her. Can she control it? Bonding between friends, I tried my hardest to show that and bonding between Kagome and Sesshomaru. And at the moment I'm not finished but I'm trying, I'm especially trying to keep Sesshomaru his Sesshomaru fluffy self.

The Beauty and the Tree

Lord of Rings and Inuyasha cross over. Kagome is betrayed by the one man she's always loved and stabbed to the tree Inuyasha once rested upon. Kouga, Sesshomaru, and Kaede decide to take Kagome to another world and give her a chance. Three blessings later she is in Middle Earth waiting with Shippo guarding over her for that one person who can set her free. He's waited for centuries until the Fellowship comes across them, just in the beginning of their travels, and who pulls out the arrow relinquishing the hold on Kagome? And who does she mistake him for? How does she react? This is a story about love in a time of war. I'm really trying to make the characters interact more considering there is so much that could've gone on with the Fellowship in them getting along in their travels. I hope I don't stray off character. There will be lots of humor thanks to Legolas, Merry, Pippin, and Gimli. Oh I've got plans for them -snickers-