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Author has written 3 stories for Misc. Books, and Legend of Zelda. Due to a combination of writer's block, school work, and life problems, I will regrettably not be able to work on Akin to Immortal as often as I would like to. Sorry guys. And now, a word from our sponsors! If you're THE The Legend of Zelda fan, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411, Witchdoctor42, crocgirl2815, mewmewice, Kin756894, Shadows of the Storm, DarthRevanShepard, LinkHammer, KokiriLink Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you are the 8 percent that have stayed with rock, put this into your profile.~~ If you disagree with Americans who hate everyone who's not Caucasian/White and say it's because they're not real American's (Even though almost every Caucasian/White American family comes from English/Scottish/Irish heritage and the real American's are "Indians") then copy this onto your profile. OK, no sponsors, just chain-profile stuff... But hey, these're pretty good... 'specially the top one :P (Legend of Zelda, for the win!!) Metal, for the win... I'm an avid listener of music, especially metal XP Bands I listen to (In order from most to favourite downward): 1) Disturbed If you don't like my tastes in music, then that's OK, but don't just scream insults at me because I don't like the same music you do. I don't have to be a carbon copy... -_- Remember - Disturbed Here's my Top Ten VIDEO GAMES. Anyway, here ya are: 1) The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time Well, there ya go. Honorable Mention to most other Zelda games (Hey, LoZ rocks XP), excluding those terrible abominations that Phillips-CDI came up with... Quotes! "My motto is, 'Experience is the best teacher. I, however, am the worst.'" "Trojan viruses, Trojan condoms: either way you're screwed." "Teach me some fancy fencing! All I've ever done is tap B all my life!" "Stupid people do stupid things, smart people outsmart each other." "Give me a minute, and I'll change your mind. Give me a bullet and I'll change your life!" "If you're five-five-five, then I'm six-six-six!" "In the end, we're all just chalk lines on the pavement: drawn only to be washed away. For the time that I've been given... I am what I am." "When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed." "People think our music's very aggressive or angry or whatever, and it's just the opposite, really... I like laughing. And I like being really calm before a show, and smiley." "Everyone will come to my funeral to make sure that I stay dead." "People tend to associate anyone who looks and behaves differently with illegal or immoral activity." "When you're taught to love everyone, to love your enemies, then what value does that place on love?" "Some people are desperately looking for scapegoats, they just don't want to see the truth!" "You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same." "Another bunch of ignorant bullshit about your children: school uniforms. Bad theory! The idea that if kids wear uniforms to school, it helps keep order. Hey! Don't these schools do enough damage makin' all these children think alike? Now they're gonna get 'em to look alike, too? And it's not even a new idea; I first saw it in old newsreels from the 1930's, but it was hard to understand, because the narration was in German! But the uniforms looked beautiful. And the children did everything they were told and never questioned authority. Gee, I wonder why someone would want to put our children in uniforms. Can't imagine." "The mainstream is thought of as a stream because of its shallowness." "Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" "'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?" "One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor." "The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept." "The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." "O beautiful, for smoggy skies, "I'm a modern man, a man for the millennium, digital and smoke-free. A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionist. Politically, anatomically, and ecologically incorrect. I've been uplinked and downloaded, I've been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I'm a high-tech lowlife. A cutting-edge, state-of-the-art, bicoastal multitasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond. I'm new wave, but I'm old school, and my inner child is outward bound. I'm a hot-wired, heat-seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice-activated and biodegradable. I interface with my database, and my database is in cyberspace, so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, and from time to time I'm radioactive. Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, riding the wave, dodging a bullet, pushing the envelope. I'm on point, on task, on message, and off drugs. I got no need for coke and speed, I got no urge to binge and purge. I'm in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb, a top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps, I run victory laps. I'm a totally ongoing bigfoot slam dunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach. A raging workaholic; a working rageaholic. Out of rehab, and in denial. I've got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and a personal agenda. You can't shut me up, you can't dumb me down. 'Cause I'm tireless, and I'm wireless, I'm an alpha male on beta blockers. I'm a non-believer and an over-achiever, laid-back but fashion forward. Up front, down home, low-rent, high-maintenance. Super-size, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready, and built to last. I'm a hands-on, foot-loose, knee-jerk, headcase. Prematurely post-traumatic, and I have a love child who sends me hate mail. But I'm feeling, I'm caring, I'm healing, I'm sharing, a supportive bonding nurturing primary caregiver. My output is down, but my income is up. I take a short position on the long bond, and my revenue stream has its own cash flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports. I'm gender-specific, capital-intensive, user-friendly, and lactose-intolerant. I like rough sex, I like rough sex, I like tough love, I use the F-word in my E-Mail, and the software on my hard drive is hardcore, no soft porn. I bought a microwave at a mini mall;I bought a mini van in a mega store. I eat fast food in the slow lane. I'm toll-free, bite-sized, ready-to-wear, and I come in all sizes. A fully-equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically-proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle. I've been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped, vacuum-packed, and I have an unlimited broadband capacity. I'm a rude dude, but I'm the real deal, lean and mean. Cocked, locked and ready to rock. Rough tough and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide, I got glide in my stride. Drivin' and movin', sailin' and spinnin', jivin' and groovin', wailin' and whinin.' I don't snooze, so I don't lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty, and lunch time is crunch time. I'm hanging in, there ain't no doubt. And I'm hanging tough, over and out." "The Los Angeles Times states sixty-three percent of American families are now considered dysfunctional... that means we're the majority. We're normal. It's the people that had the mom, dad, brother, sister, little white picket fence; those people are the freaks!" "What do I think laughter is? What do I think crying is? You're going to get a different sound, a different syllable, but you're going to get pretty much the same thing. We are at a peak of emotion when words don't do it for us... We've been moved out of the doldrums, out of the regularity of our lives; when you cry, when you laugh, you've been moved to an extreme, and thank God for those marvelous moments in our lives. That's how I tell you what laughter is." "A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar." "Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." "Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." "I know not what weapons World War III will be fought with, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." "We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them." "Anyone can test a man's ambition by any test, but if you want to test his integrity, give him power." "The fish trap exists because of the fish. "When your God gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD!" "I'm not suffering from insanity... I'm enjoying every minute of it!" "Some people never go insane. What truly horrible lives they must lead." "A true friend is one soul in two bodies." "Anybody can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and at the right time and for the right purpose, and in the right way - that is not within everybody's power and is not easy." "Courage is the first of human qualities because it is the quality which guarantees the others. " "I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy." "He who asks a question is a fool for only five minutes. He who does not ask a question is a fool for life." "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." "Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither, and lose both." OK, as you can probably tell from most of my favourited stories and my own Zelda fanfic, I am a Zelda fan (No way!). And, I prefer Link x Saria(If you have a problem withthat, take it up with my lawyer :P). Don't ask me why. Eh, might as well give a description: Gender: Male Age: N/A Birthday: July 16th Deathday: Hopefully, not any time soon. Hair Color: Dark Brown, almost Black Eye Color: Brown (And I wear glasses, my vision sucks) Self Description: Shy, kind, caring, quick to anger, occasionally hyper, easy to bore, can be rude or caustic but tries not to be... Current Mood: Bored Favourite Colour: Green Favourite TV Shows: Mythbusters, Family Guy, Futurama, The Deadliest Warrior, CSI: Miami, CSI (Original CSI), MANswers (Occasionally) Favourite TV Channels: History Channel, Adult Swim, Comedy Central, Discovery Channel, Spike TV, Animal Planet NOTE: I don't watch TV that much anymore. Favourite Books: Harry Potter, The Chronicles of Narnia, Redwall series, Artemis Fowl series, The Hobbit (I'm trying to read the Fellowship of the Ring... trying, but failing...), The Zombie Survival Guide (They're coming...), D&D Handbooks (Call me a Nerd, and you'll be right on the money), Deltora Quest series (Wow, it's been like 4 years since I've read them... pretty good series, even if it is aimed at a slightly younger audience... pretty long, 14 friggin' books), Fanfictions (No duh! I wouldn't be on this site if I didn't love 'em! XD), The Lost Years of Merlin series by T.A. Barron (Really good series, 'nough said.) Favourite Music: As noted above, Metal, Rock, and similar genres. But, the (very) occasional Techno song, and whatever I like ta listen to (I know, that's really specific XD) Favourite Food: Hmm, I dunno... If ya have any questions on me, just ask me via PM, I'll answer them, as best as I can. Last thing, I'm awesome. I just thought you'd like to know that. XD Side Note: If you have any quotes that I might like to put in my profile, then just PM me with them. If I like them, I'll put 'em in. I like quotes. :P Yeah, we know, chapter 6 of Akin to Immortal is up. Reviews at last Profile Update: 39 Sorry, but I'll have to say this story's on a hiatus. I'll work on it when I can, but now, I'm just kinda... stuck, if you will. But still, please continue to review! Who knows, I may get inspired enough to shatter this writer's block! George Denis Patrick Carlin | |||||||
1. Blood Stained Shores reviewsOneshot. On Link's birthday, he and his friends go camping by a secluded lake deep in th Lost Woods. But the deathy peace of the lonely lake holds secrets that no mortal should face. Rated for depictions of intense violence, and blood and gore.Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-31-09 - Link & Saria - Complete2. Akin To Immortal » reviewsPost OoT/MM. LinkxSaria Paring. Link returns to his childhood home after four years of traveling. But when he arives to the peaceful Kokiri Village, he finds several surprises. On Hiatus. I WILL RETURN! Curse you, writer's block and school!Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,970 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 8-12-09 - Published: 6-22-09 - Link & Saria3. Draconic BloodOneshot, OC, just an original story to get me started. Rated M for violence, blood/gore, and mild-moderate language, et cetera. Have fun with it, read and review.Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Published: 6-20-09 - Complete
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