Amuto Army ready for duty! Add your name to the list: Ren'aXhakumaei, Furryfur,

Nationality: Filipino, and a bit of British. 1/8 to be exact.

UPDATION! Meh laptop broke...NOOOOOOO! Y meh?! I'm using a different computer...I LIKE POKEMON GINJIKA! Yay! (Human pokemon fusions) Oh and my internet will be cued off in a month maybe 2 or 3 or 4.

Yo! I'm Furryfur, Rival of Furyfur and Ra the author. I am the leader of the anti-flamer army! MUA HAHAHAHA!

...I AM NOT DATING FURYFUR!...Just cuz my name is Furryfur doesnt mean I'm dating her. I don't even know her in real life! We're only rival buddies. For Ra it's Rival.

LISTEN TO LE FESTIN!

What I think of cartoonnetwork,

To me the timeline should be like this,
Maguzi- Monday to tuesday
Fried dynamite- Wednesday to thursday
Friday night- Friday
Toonami- saturday.
Thumb wrestling federation- ...Hate it. TWF (Rearrange it and it spells WTF)

Fav shows: Code lyoko, Shugo chara, Yugioh gx, yugioh, Class of 3000... and some other stuff.

Oc's

Name- Axl.

Looks like- Avatar.

Personality: Normal. Sometimes hyper.

Is half Lucario

Name: Furry the fox.

Looks like: Blue Miles tails prower.

Personality: Very very quiet.

Clothes: White everything.

Fur: Blue.

IMPORTANT! I am tired of flamers. No really, so I have decided to create an army (a fanfiction one) If you want to join pm me.

I might send you on missions if someone flamed a story you like, but first tell me who flamed. NO not like in real life.

Pm me meh if ye want to join!

P.S NO FLAMERS ALLOWED!

Q: Will I have to go somewhere?

A: Nope!

Q: What will I do?

A: Spam flamers with other people.

Q: Why are you doing this?

A: I'm bored and I don't like flamers. (I only like nice flamers) (Ones who don't cuss)

Recruits

MarioXXX (The Mario fan)

Zerez (Diet coke guy)

The bookmaster (Cloaked schemer)

Mike Prower the fox (Twined Tail)

suvi-sisko (Can't think of a name Pm me for one)

MrMissMrs Random (Random) (What? It's all I gots)

Lopunny (...Lopunny) (It's all I can think of.)

Riopride (Hihipuffyamyyumishow Fan)

ForbiddenKHfan216 (Forbidden Master)

Death that Life Likes (Uhh...can't think of one)

Join and earn a name! I am Leader. (Pm me if you want a name.)

KH QUIZ! :D

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy? Zexion.

2. Your favorite KH girl? Xion.

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Lexeuas cause he doesent talk much.

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why? I like all of them. Not like that Perves. /////

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) Twilight town!

6. Least Favorite World? End of the world. Took meh forever!

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) Oathkeeper, cause it reminds meh of Xion.

8. Least Favorite Weapon? Hidden Dragon.

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2) Genie. Cause he random and I likes random.

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms) Anti cause he cool.

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi (AND YURI) coupling) Sora and Kairi, Roxas and Xion. (YEAH! I WENT THERE!) Larxene and Axel. (:D) Riku and namine. Yay!

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Anything that involes Yaoi and Yuri.

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em. Nope!

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of? Marluxia and Anti. WHOA. 0.o

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?Let's see...:

I hate The fact that kh2 final mix isn't in America. (If I know where you live and your my friend I (If i can) would give it to you. (Like Zerez or Furyfur or Forbidden ect.)

What does Peeve mean?

I also hate that kh2 isn't 2 players. >;'(

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2) In 358/2 days... AXEL AND XION. And riku. (I AM NOT GAY.)

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it? (?)

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory? Like they in lurve? Eww! No!

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo? No. Cause he just is'nt.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay? Nah not really, but I did hear that he was suppose to be female...

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH? No flippin way!

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself! (kay. bring it on!)

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Xion or Namine or Olette.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep? I Think Ven aand Aqua is Sora's Parents. Terra is Riku's dad and I needs to buy a psp.

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time? No! Cause you lots of abilities. (Sleighs)

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be? Xion!

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why? Zexion, because I act kinda like him. And I hold back my emotions. And I think i'm ugly...

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

1: I lost to Axel like 15 times! Or more...

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as? No I havent and I would love to cosplay but...

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...? ...I don't know.

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...? SEPHIROTH!! (Evil music plays) GAWD! HE WAS HARD!

30. What was a good addition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive? Lots of things! what sucked? XION'S DEAD!! DX R.i.p Xion.

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!(oh yes i will!)

31. Hayner or Pence? Hayner. He's not fat.

32. Zexion or Marluxia? Zexion.

33. Riku or Roxas? Roxas.

34. Roxas or Sora? Roxas.

35. Axel or Demyx? Axel! Demyx caz he won't brun my stuff.

36. Kairi or Larxene?Larxene! ...DON'T KILL ME!... (Runs away anime style)

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku? ... Uhhhh... SoRikku! HAH! (Take that! Yay for loopholes, theough Rikku's a gullwing...)

38. Namixas or Namiku? Namixas.

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku? ... Akuroku...(Ew! Roku from Avatar! That just plain gross.)

40. SoKai or SoRiku?SoKai.

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit? Ice Cream because I won't find romance in life...(I sound like Zexion don't I?)

42. Cloud or Leon? Cloud. Because He knows Zack.

43. CloTi or Clerith? Cloti. (Aeirith has Zack.)

44. Simple and Clean or Passion? (Passion)

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!! (aww... Already? this was fun)

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy characters as well) Xion kinda. But i'm ugly..i think... (Goes to emo cornor)

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?I wanna see 'em in Pocahontas. I saw a cool picture! Shugo chara. (So cool if Xion was Sora's Guardian Character) Pokemon, sonic, Lots of stuff...

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!Roxas looks like Sora (duh). Roxas and ven (Double duh) Xion, kairi, namine, and Aqua (triple - get hit by brick. OW!) Sepiroth and Riku.

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for? Birth by sleep.

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why? KH 358/2 days cause it has XION!

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world? Everything.

What does the organization members think of me.

You are good and heroic. (Why are you taking this quiz??) (Ehh...Not really..)
Xemnas: Hates you, and your super-niceness. (If I had a heart I would cry, but I don't)
Xigbar: thinks you are a kid who needs to learn your place. (I am a TEEN-ager. I'm age Roxas. Get it?)
Xaldin: thinks you need to die. (...At least I don't look like Bigfoot!)
Vexen: dosen't really care. (Ehh...I don't care either.)
Lexeaus: thinks you are annoying. (Yay.)
Zexion: hates your preppy-ness. (Cool)
Saix: also hates you. (I would cry but no heart. (I actually do but act as if I don't)
Axel: thinks you are all right, but thinks you should get away from the rest of the organization, they will kill you. (:D)
Demyx: likes the fact your not going to hurt him, and you two are mild friends.(Yayz.)
Luxord: thinks your going to do something stupid and kill yourself. (Bleh ketchup)
Marluxia: thinks you are nothing, compared to himself. (You are nothing...)
Larxene: told Luxord if you did kill yourself she would laugh. (...)
Roxas: Loves you, and tells you not to listen to the rest of the members (Spits out drink. ?!...?!) (Ok...You belong to Namine, Olette, or Xion.)

Retake

You are very smart and quiet. (Yay!)
Xemnas: thinks you are good for conducting experiments, but nothing else. (Jerk)
Xigbar: loves to make fun of you. (Meh..)
Xaldin: dosen't talk to you much. (Err...)
Vexen: loves you and your amazing thinking skills, he finally has someone to help him with his work. (Cool! No really.)
Lexaeus: is a good friend, he may not be as smart as you, but he understands your love for learning. (Sweet!)
Zexion: thinks your okay, but dosen't really care what happens to you. (...It's alright.)
Saix: has a crush on you, but is too embarrased to say anything. (Spits out drink again. ?!) (I think this quiz is for girls...)
Axel: thinks you need to lighten up, live a little. (True...)
Demyx: fails to understand you. He dosen't understand why someone would want to calculate things all day. (...Partly true.)
Luxord: wishes you would go away, and stop being such a know it all. (I don't that much!)
Marluxia: is your friend. (Yay! Kinda.)
Larxene: dosen't really talk to you. (It's fine)
Roxas: admires your smartness, but that's about it. (I'm not that smert! I mean smart!)

Retake.

You are cocky and cool. (N-not really..)
Xemnas: thinks you are a worthy fighter, and is glad you're on his side. (I can't really fight.)
Xigbar: is an aquaintence. (Ok.)
Xaldin: thinks you need to hold your tounge and stop making fun of his side-burns. (..I havent said anything!)
Vexen: hopes you don't kill him. (How could I kill you?)
Lexeaus: dosen't talk to you much. (I talk to him that much too.)
Zexion: has a crush on you. (...I'm not gay. IS THIS QUIZ FOR GIRLS?!
Saix: likes your fighting style. (I don't fight.)
Axel: loves you and would do anything for you. (WHY?! WHY CAN'T A GIRL LIKE ME?!)
Demyx: is your bud, even if he is a weaker fighter, you like his carefree style. (True.)
Luxord: dosen't talk to you much. (Its cool)
Marluxia: dosen't talk to you much. (Whatever.)
Larxene: is SO jealous of you, she wishes she was just like you. Too bad, 'cause she isn't. (I'm a boy...)
Roxas: is another friend, but mainly because you're with Axel. (Please be straight!) (NO offense to gay people or Yaoi lovers.)

Retake (last)

You are insane and carefree. (Very true.)
Xemnas: thinks you need to start working more, instead of hanging with your friends. (At least my name doesent anagram Mansex!)
Xigbar: likes to hang with you sometimes, but sometimes he gets tired of your randomness. (Randomness is life! Get it straight!)
Xaldin: thinks you are annoying. (:D)
Vexen: dosen't talk to you much, but hates it when you play with his chemistry set. (I hate science.)
Lexeaus: dosen't talk to you much. (...)
Zexion: thinks your a freak. (...Jerk. You crushed mah heart. If I had one.)
Axel: thinks of you as a sister, and likes to hang with you. (Yeah I think this is for girls.)
Demyx: loves you and your insanity, two peas in a pod, need I say more? (SWEET! D)
Luxord: sometimes thinks you're funny, but usually he dosen't cross your path. (It's fine.)
Marluxia: is frightened by your insanity. (Okay...?)
Larxene: hates it when you smile and jump around, she is not really sure why, it just seems to bother her. (Nothing to say.)
Roxas: is your bud, but he sometimes seems very distant and closed, confusing you greatly. (Awesome!)

Quotes!

"I will make you see that your hopes are nothing! Nothing but a mere illusion!" -Zexion

"I'm in a story! I'm in a story!" -Me

"Who am I?" -Xion

"COOKIES!" -Me

"Randomness is life!" -Furyfur

"EVEN MORE COOKIES!" -Me

Uhh that's all for now.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

This poem is really sad so be prepared...

My name is Chris.

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong

I can't speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe i'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He's already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Chris

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILDABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE!!

If you like Xion, copy and paste

I HATE FANFICTION.NET FOR TAKING DOWN INTERACTIVE FICS. YOU HEAR ME ADMINS?! I HOPE YOU GET SUED!

I Like cookies!

About me.

Age: 13

Name: Hah! As if!

Where I live: Insert evil mustache laugh here

Rivals: Furyfur, Zerez, Lopunny, Shadoe Marayi (I think) and other soon to be rival.

Friends: I have so many I lost count...Or maybe none as all. In ff.net yes I have friends, but in real life...(Cuts wrist)

Wishes: To poke Zexion, to revive Xion, To kick Mansex (Xemnas) in the -- Yay.

Does anyone know what happend to Zixx?