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since: 03-23-09, id: 1876737, Profile Updated: 10-24-09
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, Boy In the Striped Pajamas, and Alice in Wonderland.

Hey,

I'm Kirra.

I saw Twilight for the first time Saturday December 13th, and it changed my life (It urged me to read the books then find fanfiction).

Twilight...When I think about it or listen to the paramore song decode it makes me think back on when I first saw it how awesome it was. It was exhilarating, the movie has it's flaws but i'll always love it...I kinda wanna watch it right now.

Twilight was all blue and green a gloomy. New Moon is like a ray of sunlight (corny) is bright and light so it looks better than twilight.

But I do have my times when I totally hate it..Those times come around a lot.


Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."(Did it to my sister)

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!

Annoying things to do in an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.



Alice In Wonderland

Alice http://gabbyd70.deviantart.com/art/Alice-in-Wonderland-131373247

(The artist has done other twilight stuff and Alice cullen drawings, check out their gallery )


MUSIC MOVIE:
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. DON'T LIE GEEZ.
7. I got this from xdrop-of-golden-sunx...

Opening Credits: Crush by Selena Gomez (About being crushed..)

Birth: Until Your Mine By Demi Lovato (Parents like having children..Until they grow up)

First day at school: When It Rains By Paramore (School is a depressing thing)

Falling in Love: Kiss & Tell By Selena Gomez (Bout a guy kissing a girl then telling everyone...jerk lol)

Fight Song: Hands In The Ayer By Flow Rida (Hmm by hands I'd say fists..)

Breaking Up: As The World Falls Down By David Bowie (Love the labyrinth, this song is actually kinda bout being there for someone. Could be a friend conformting you)

Prom: I Belong To You By Muse (New Moon Remix) (OMG! Totally perfect..I love the new moon remix even more than the normal one the tune is awesome!)

Life: Evacuate The Dancefloor By Cascada (Love Cascada..would have made a good prom one if I didnt have muse)

Mental Breakdown: Gotta Get Thru This By Daniel Bedingfield (Huh makes so much sense..cool)

Driving: Calafornia By Phantom Planet (Cause it's the Oc theme HEY! They just said driving cool!)

Flashback: Crazier By Taylor Swift (Maybe if I thought of happy or cute memories..)

Wedding: Meet Me On The Equinox By Death Cab For Cutie (Omg..This is perfect I love this song!)

Birth Of Child: Total Eclipse Of The Heart By Bonnie Tyler (Lol I listen to this song when I need a laugh)

INTERMISSION

Final Battle: Sassy by Katherine Graham (Hmm...If it's dramatic which it would be cause it's me!)

Death Scene: Falling Down By Selena Gomez (OMG!! FREAKING AWESOME! the nxt song I played was Last Day On Earth By Kate Miller-Heike which would have been GREAT!)

Funeral: Spotlight By Mute Math (I am on a rolllll..I guess dieing would put you in the spotlight)

End Credits: Remember December By Demi Lovato (Oh cute..Remember CHRISTMAS! wooo)

K...That was fun!

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1. Beach House Murders » reviews
Choose the outcome of the story you want by reading the chapter you want. Example;Chapter 3 for dieing Chapter 4 for living. All six of them are going to the Cullen Beach House in Malbui for a month summer vaction but who will come home and who will die.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-14-09 - Published: 12-12-09 - Bella & Alice
2. Shmuel’s Story
A short story of the night that shmuel was taken to the camp.
Boy In the Striped Pajamas - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Published: 12-7-09 - Complete
3. Alice In Wonderland » reviews
Alice Lidell still remembers the last time she fell through a rabbit hole and into a strange demension. When she meets Edward in his meadow she belives she is once again in a Wonderland. Will they fall in love or will they try to get her back home?
Crossover - Twilight & Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,360 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-6-09 - Published: 9-22-09 - Edward
4. Ten Songs reviews
Ten songs randomly picked and short stories written around the Twilight Characters and the song.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-24-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete
5. Random » reviews
Alice decides to start a game. Everyone has to tell the family the msot random thing they've ever done that none of them know about.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-29-09 - Published: 5-18-09 - Bella & Alice - Complete
6. Getting Answers reviews
I hired a ruthless reporter to dish the dirt on the Cullen family,Especially Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-15-09 - Complete
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