| RedSaucy |
Author has written 1 story for Twilight. I'm a 30-something female from Portland Oregon that spends way too much time on the Rob Pattinson IMDB board. Generally, when I'm not gushing about the latest jaw porn shot or making fun of an illiterate troll, I in the fan fiction thread. This is just something to do since those stupid bastards moved filming up to Vancouver and there's no sets to sneak onto here. I kid! Stalk not the Pattinson! Oh, and thanks SaltWaterKisses for the Avatar, it's awesome! | |||||||
1. Put on your Yarmulke reviewsYeah, so the Cullens celebrate Hanukkah. Grab your harmonica!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-18-09 - Edward & Bella