Madame Xela
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since: 03-24-09, id: 1877271, Profile Updated: 08-06-12
Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Twilight, Kuroshitsuji, and Sherlock.

Hi! I'm Allyx, or Alli, or Alex or Xela-Noelle (don't ask) here are a few things about me:

-I'm a female

-I'm random

-I'm bisexual (seriously, does it matter as long as you like the person?)

-I love Slash/FEMSlash for those that don't know that's gay/lesbian

-I adore Harry Potter, LotR, Sherlock, Percy Jackson, Teen Wolf, Supernatural, and (the characters mostly) Hetalia

-Reading these made me cry:

Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

-I like friends

-I've tried to write smut before...but the teacher walked by and looked at my notebook. I hid it! and i didn't get in trouble, but i don't do it much anymore.

-I love different languages and accents.

HP Pairings i like:

Snape/Harry

Lucius/Harry

TMRVoldemort/Harry

Sirius/Harry

Remus/Harry

Marcus/Harry

basically any male except old Dumbledore, Hargrid, or Dobby/Harry

Sherlock:

Johnlock

Mystrade

Supernatural:

Destiel

Sabriel

Wincest

Sassy

Teen Wolf

Sterek

Scott/Allison

Jackson/Danny

Hetalia Pairings I like:

PruCan

Franada

EngCan

UsUk

FrUk

SpainRomano

HREChibitalia

GerIta

RussCan

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? nope

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? -take out death note- well according to this...yeah

3) How many houses have you lived in? Uhh...somewhere between 16-20. i lost count at 15

4) Favourite candy bar? BUTTERFINGER

5) Favourite shoes? Flip flops. =]

6) Have you ever tripped someone? Yep. I even made a person trip upwards (but that was an accident)

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? Yeah...It's in a box

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Yes D: at the doctors and after pulling the car over to do it on the side of the road. I hate being sick.

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. Fanfiction...and that's being VERRRRRY vague

12) Favourite genre of music? I don't really have one. I listen to everything really. Except screamo

13) What is your zodiac sign? Tarus

14) What time were you born? 6:58 idk it starts in six and ends in 8. I could swear its 58...

15) Do you like beer? Nope. Hate the look, hate the smell, hate the taste

16) Ever made a prank phone call? yes

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? Some weird NSYNC/Brittney Spears mix thing. But i lost that a long time ago

18) Are you sarcastic? Pfft surely you jest?

19) What are your favourite colours? Olive Green, Lavender, and Sky Blue

20) How many watches do you own? one FMA pocket watch, and half a dozen broken ones

21) Summer or winter? winter

23) Favourite colour to wear? Light blue, purple, green, Yellow, black, pink

24) Pepsi or Sprite? PEPSI

25) What colour is your mobile phone? Orange

26) Where is your second home? I have a few. One is under my best friend's bed, one is my aunts house and the other is Russia (inside joke between a friend and I)

27) Have you ever slapped someone? Yeeaaaahhhhh

28) Have you ever had a cavity? Yes TT

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? four I think...

30) How many video games do you own? About twenty, but those are just mine. We have more but we share those

31) What was your first pet? Technically it was a dog, but I was three. I like to think my hell raising immortal parakeets were my first pets.

32) Ever had braces? No, but i'm getting them eventually

33) Do looks matter? Nope, only what's on the inside!

34) Do you use chapstick? Yeas, but not recently

35) Name 3 teachers from your Secondary school. Miss Bliss, Mr. Fitz, and Mr. U

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? Do I haaavvvveee toooo...yuck...ummm...AE

37) Are you too forgiving? I guess, depends on who or what happened

38) How many children do you want? I want to have 2 or 3 and adopt a few

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? YES!!!

40) Favourite breakfast meal? Cheese Omlette with fresh fruit, Peppermint Hot cocoa, and toast. (Had it every Saturday during the winter)

41) Do you own a gun? No, I'd be afraid if i had a gun though I'd probably end up shooting myself because my aim is that bad

42) Ever thought you were in love? Yup

43) When was the last time you cried? During a musical i was in, there was a song that made me think of my grammy

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Uhhh...I wasn't feeling good so just being lazy?

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? Olive Garden

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? No, but i called a few teachers dad on accident...

47) Have you ever been in a castle? NO! But I want to! :C

48) Nicknames? Xela, Ali, Alli, Bookworm, child, brat (joking) it and thing (but that's because my aunt and I joke a lot. All we do is tease each other XD)

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? No.

50) Ever been to Kentucky? no

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? no

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Quite a few people

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? Why would I?

55) Do you own a diamond ring? Yes but it's not mine yet. i don't get it until I'm older

56) Are you happy with your life right now? Yeah, a little confused, but who isn't?

57) Do you dye your hair? Yep, I've dyed I red and Black (not at the same time) and I want to dye it again

58) Does anyone like you? yes

59) What year were you born? 1994

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Half was in a womb few days in the hospital half was doing what babies do

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? no

62) McDonalds or Wendys? McDonalds fries Wendy's spicy chicken burger!

63) Do you like yourself? Yeah

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? My dad

65) Favourite physical feature of the preferred sex? Hands

66) Are you afraid of the dark? After a scary movie, kind of...or if i'm alone in the house, but that doesn't happen anymore

67) Have you ever eaten paste? Not that i can remember

68) Do you own a webcam? Yep

69) Have you ever stripped? NO! o///o What kind of question is that?!!?

70) Ever broke a bone? nope almost did a few times

72) Do you chat on AIM often? yes

73) Pringles or Lays? I like Lays stacks those are epic!!

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? yes

75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Full House

77) Did you like your high school guidance counsellor? Yes! She's so nice!

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? If they did i don't remember

80) Do you own a car? No

81) Can you cook? yes I can

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1. Jocks

2. when people call or text over and over again so you can't do anything

3. people who 'borrow' my books and end up keeping them for months

83) Do you text message often? I used to, but my phone is busted so i can't do it much

84) Money or love? Love

85) Do you have any scars? Yes...all but one are on my feet =/

86) What do you want more than anything right now? To figure out what the fuck is going on in my head...

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? hell yes!

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships by far

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? I'm not too fond of either

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Occasionally. To much makes me sick...

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? No

92) Do you own a box of crayons? No, I own a tin filled with them

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? Erg...i have no idea.

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? Well I got really frustrated the other day, we won't say why, but the last person who pissed me off was this dick who got my 15 year old friend pregnant.

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? I don't know

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? my adorable little sister

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? Hmm...That i actually fell for? My ex girlfriend Nikki, =]

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? Diana? Tyler? Lexi? Courtney? It was a group thing...but i joined in on it. Lol

100) Who was the last person that called you? I don't get called because my house is a dead zone. =/


1. Pockson » reviews
Don't ask about the title. I promised to post this and here it is after it has been sitting on my laptop for almost two months ! Disclaimer, summary and warnings inside. Rated M for language and future content.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,948 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 12-23-12 - Published: 5-29-12 - Harry P. & Sherlock H.
2. Your Soul Belongs To Me Now » reviews
Harry is the other twin. He is the twin that is overlooked and forced to live in his brother's shadow. He is the twin that, when he is noticed, people tend to compare him to his twin or treat them as one entity. He is the twin that...more summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,361 - Reviews: 91 - Updated: 6-22-12 - Published: 7-7-11 - Harry P. & Severus S.
3. Room for one more? » reviews
PREQUEL TO CAREFUL WITH THE HUMAN. Full summary and whatnot inside. Rated M to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,982 - Reviews: 109 - Updated: 6-22-12 - Published: 12-21-09 - Harry P. & Emmett - Complete
4. Our Deal » reviews
Summary inside. M for language, later chapters and child neglect
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,709 - Reviews: 179 - Updated: 6-22-12 - Published: 6-1-10 - Harry P. & Viktor K.
5. Noah's Ark » reviews
The Queen gave him a mission: Find the children and get them home. But Ciel's got his own mission: infiltrate the circus and find his brother. Harry has a mission: Find the person performing dark rituals, turn him into the Aurors, and not fall in love?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,802 - Reviews: 130 - Updated: 6-22-12 - Published: 1-29-11 - Harry P.
6. My furry little hero » reviews
After a beating, Harry goes to the park only to meet a stray dog. And being the big softy we know him to be, takes the dog home. But the dog turns up to be none other than Sirius Black! Warnings inside. Rated M for language and later chaps.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,162 - Reviews: 171 - Updated: 6-22-12 - Published: 8-11-09 - Harry P. & Sirius B.
7. It started as an Apology » reviews
Even after school ends Cedric stills finds the need to apologize about the Quidditch incident through letters. Only after a while, the letters aren't only for apologies. More inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,679 - Reviews: 143 - Updated: 6-22-12 - Published: 8-24-09 - Harry P. & Cedric D. - Complete
8. Houseguest » reviews
Harry gets to spend the rest of his summer at the burrow after an incident with his drunken uncle where a certain twin realizes that he wants Harry much more than a brother. SLASH HP/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,002 - Reviews: 209 - Updated: 6-22-12 - Published: 7-14-09 - Harry P. & George W.
9. Chocolate Hearts reviews
Harry has come into an early inheritance. Why? And what does Remus have to do with it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 6-22-12 - Published: 1-26-12 - Harry P. & Remus L.
10. A Requiem from the Shadows » reviews
First two chapters Edited/Rewritten!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,889 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 6-22-12 - Published: 8-12-09 - Harry P. & Edward - Complete
11. You should like, let me kiss you reviews
Another one checked off of the list! He is sitting next to me, filing down his nails like he does every day. With out looking up, he says: "You should like, let me kiss you."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-11-10 - Published: 4-11-10 - Canada & Poland - Complete
12. They Say you Never Forget reviews
For Kamerreon's Rare Slash Pairing Alphabet Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 9-11-10 - Published: 12-21-09 - Harry P. & Q. Quirrell - Complete
13. Thank you Fate reviews
Summary inside. SLASH! SSHP M for language and maybe later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 9-11-10 - Published: 9-30-09 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete
14. Some accidental magic » reviews
When all Harry wants is to be with his parents, something strange happens and he ends up in his parents sixth year with no way home! But, does he want to go back? I'm rewriting the story, don't worry, I'll post the updated chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,304 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 9-11-10 - Published: 5-22-09 - Harry P. & Sirius B. - Complete
15. Je T'aime Mon Mathieu reviews
Because i haven't posted anything in a while, just something EXTREMELY fluffy. Yeah...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-11-10 - Published: 4-3-10 - Canada & France - Complete
16. Computers, Cooking, and a Bottle of Vodka reviews
Drabble-like OneShot. Estonia x Canada x Latvia M for sexual situation.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-11-10 - Published: 4-18-10 - Canada & Estonia - Complete
17. Careful With the Human » reviews
Just a Day in the life of Edward and his mates. SLASH EC/EmC/HP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,888 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 9-11-10 - Published: 9-30-09 - Harry P. & Emmett - Complete