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| Magical Shovel |
Author has written 57 stories for Hellsing, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Alex Rider, Saw, Daybreakers, Misc. Books, Shutter Island, Kingdom Hearts, Resident Evil, Plants vs. Zombies, and BioShock. Hello fellow viewers. This is Magical Shovel. I have far too many aliases or nicknames to keep track of. So, call me Shovel or whatever your designer heart desires. I'm currently a senior attending High School (which does help to explain my lack of updates. Sorry! D8). Writing happens to be a great passion of mine that I enjoy. If possible, I would pursue a career in it. It would be a dream of mine to work at a publishing company. However, the field of medicine or criminal justice sounds very tempting. Pharmaceutical Research is the way to go. Don't worry! It's not because I believe that there will be a Vampire Epidemic so I could work for Bromley Marks Co... Nor is it because I want to join the ranks of GeneCo... -Insert a sketchy coughing fit here.- They're fascinating fields. Then again, I have no idea what I'll become. The future is uncertain as of now. I'm still young and have years ahead of me. In all honesty, I'm not sure if I'll pursue English, Sociology, or Criminal Justice, but this must be booooo-ooooo-riiiing to you. I enjoy many things. Oh ho ho. One of them being slash (LOLWUTYES). It makes me happy when I have a miserable day. Ffft. I decided to take down my favorite slash pairings, because they probably scared people away. xD I'm a big fan of horror and all things macabre. I suppose that makes me a bit morbid... Hence, my fandoms. Some of my favorite movies include, but are never limited to: Jurassic Park, Saw Installment, Repo! The Genetic Opera, There Will Be Blood, Daybreakers, Interview With the Vampire, Silent Hill, Constantine, the Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Silence of the Lambs, and so on. Don't forget books. Given the chance, my nose would permanently be in a book. I adoooooore quotes. You don't even know! >U They are beautiful things taken out of concept and molded to fit our lives. Now you all know that I have been diagnosed with Fangirlism. It's a nasty disease, you know. Alas, I've learned to cope. You can only succumb to your unnatural urges of pairing together characters that should never be a couple in the first place. It is both a curse and a blessing at times. As you read on, you're either in hysterics or wondering if I'm secretly a sociopath. Yeah, joke gone wrong. What can I say? SLASH: It makes the world go 'round. I've made it my sworn duty to reply to all of you who take time out of your lives to review my fanfiction. It's a wonderful ego boost especially when I think some of the stories come out so choppy. It has to do with human, common courtesy, right? It really does make me giddy to see that I have a new review. I humbly thank-you all for the kind reviews! :D I do apologize if I don't respond to you, being the busy school critter that I am. Current Song(s): "The Immigrant Song" - Van Halen Currently Reading: Textbooks Quotes: "We want to remain what we are." - Luxembourg's National Motto "He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster." - Nietzche "...Think of the snake that bites its own tail, devouring more and more of itself until there's nothing left (Brijs 207-8)." "Power corrupts. Knowledge is power. Study hard. Be evil." - Fraud "Well, Clarice- Have the lambs stopped screaming?" - Hannibal Lecter "You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing." - Francis Dolarhyde "Have you ever seen the devil dance under the pale moonlight?" - The Joker | |||||
1. Dance reviewsIn the midst of brewing chaos, the great artist Sander Cohen resided within his domain. A dance is shared after a late night on the stage. She is beauty, the epitome of art. He the mere artist watches. She is not his taste and never will be.BioShock - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-16-12 - Sander C. - Complete2. The Rabbit's Art reviewsLike a canvas not yet completed, he was missing something… How did the rabbit function? Why did it resort to a habitual lifestyle? Surely, there was more to the rabbit as Sander Cohen would go on to explore.BioShock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-10-11 - Sander C. - Complete3. Requiem reviewsThe looking glass in his room told Cohen that he was a canvas, waiting to become something new... A series of drabbles that pertain to Cohen's audio diary. Translation: Read and see.BioShock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-10-11 - Sander C. - Complete4. EncounterIn the dark streets of Rapture, there lurked two figures. A splicer and a mortal man... Jack flips out his beloved plasmid, ready to fight. Drabble.BioShock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Published: 10-10-11 - Jack R. - Complete5. Images » reviewsA surge of images is the equivalent to a surge of memories. Chaos with fondness and pain... Drabbles that pertain to Charles Bromley. An attempt to dig into the 100 prompt challenge.Daybreakers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-20-11 - Published: 7-22-11 - Charles B.6. Memento Vivere reviewsA series of drabbles that pertain to the characters of Resident Evil. Remember to live.Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-22-117. MusingA glimpse into the mind of Albert Wesker. What seems to be so well construed on the outside is a flurry of thoughts in the inside. It's a drabble of sorts, a simply reflection of thoughts in the eyes of Wesker, a self-proclaimed God.Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Published: 7-22-11 - A. Wesker - Complete8. Mechanics reviewsA poem about Hoffman.Saw - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-11-11 - Hoffman - Complete9. Memories reviewsMemories are a funny thing. They capture both the good and the bad, no matter how cliche they may be. What counts is that they're remembered and often cherished. Drabble. Variety of characters. No specific time.Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-20-11 - Complete10. Smile reviewsNever in a million years did Chris Redfield think that Captain Albert Wesker was capable of such a thing. Maybe they were right. Maybe laughter was contagious.Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-15-11 - A. Wesker & Chris R. - Complete11. Realization reviewsThe realization is bitter, although it isn't noticed at the start. It is only until the long road of corruption is completed before the realization dawns upon him. Series of one-shots that blend together.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-8-11 - Braig & Xigbar - Complete12. A Zombie On My Lawn reviewsOn your average spring day, a zombie appears on Shovel's lawn. It is up to Shovel and Beat to save the day! They need to protect their brains from the living dead. Cameo appearance made by Maestro.Plants vs. Zombies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-3-11 - Complete13. Feels Like Fire reviewsNights are spent to no avail. He tosses and turns. Those eyes taunt him. They torment him as it feels like fire. Not slash. Story is meant to be vague.Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-29-11 - Chris R. & A. Wesker - Complete14. I'll Be Your Mirror reviewsOf all the people within Sanitarium Island, he was surely the vainest. One-shot: Rated 'T' for violence and swearing on Luigi's behalf.Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-5-10 - Pavi - Complete15. Little Lamb reviewsA drabble. No matter how far she ran and carry the child, the little lamb mirrored her in a way she wished she could not fathom. The little lamb was not her burden. Oh no. Was it not her civil duty to protect her? After all, she promised Marni.Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-4-10 - Blind Mag - Complete16. Trick or Treat reviewsIt's Halloween and Shilo has the rare opportunity of a life time. With her mask, Shilo will be able to be a normal girl and do what all of the other children do: Trick or Treat.Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-3-10 - Shilo & Nathan - Complete17. Natural reviewsTakes place during KH2. Sorry, no yaoi or slash. D: Death. Laughter. It was only natural. With Xaldin and Demyx gone, Luxord and Xigbar meet for the final time before they encounter the keyblade wielder once and for all.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-29-10 - Xigbar & Luxord18. Gone Mad reviewsThe victim always became prey in the petty end whilst Repo Men severed their way through the night, painting it all red as they went. It was a realization to the peddler. Their movements were graceful, although ludicrous. Everyone and everything was mad.Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-15-10 - Complete19. Recollection reviewsNobody or Somebody, Xigbar had these recollections. They were flashes. Emotions or not, they were still the same person. Even after corruption.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-22-10 - Xigbar & Braig - Complete20. Luigi and Pavi Go To the Movies reviewsIt's the seemingly never ending series of the Largo fratelli going to places the average human being would go. This time it's a one-shot as they decide to go to the movies... What will go down?Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-22-10 - Luigi & Pavi - Complete21. Sometimes I Wonder reviewsSometimes I wonder what it's like to go outside, to taste freedom. Maybe it's foolish for me to think about it. A short, little drabble about Shilo and what she wonders about.Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-14-10 - Shilo - Complete22. Sanity reviewsA small, little drabble pertaining to the questionable sanity of FBI Marshall Teddy Daniels.Shutter Island - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-11-10 - Complete23. Corruption reviewsNo matter how few the memories are, Xemnas, Xigbar, and Saix remember their lives before corruption and before the darkness consumed their hearts.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-11-10 - Saïx & Xigbar - Complete24. Fifteen reviewsThere are fifteen steps that the delinquent goes through after signing up for their GeneCo organ. In the end, he doesn't regret the choice that he made. He was happy to be with her for a little longer.Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-3-10 - Complete25. Smoke reviewsIt is the horror that has consumed his life. It is the smoke that has engulfed him, manipulating his thinking. It's been the subject behind his increasing delirium. What isAndrew to do when the smoke takes over? Short, little one-shot. More drabble-esqueShutter Island - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-1-10 - Complete26. Sometimes I Worry reviewsJust like any other human being, I am a man. A man that is all too mortal. I admit that I have my own shortcomings. This journal will be destroyed upon my death. I admit that sometimes I worry.Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-19-10 - Rotti - Complete27. In Those Eyes reviewsIn those eyes, Edward had felt so warm and secure... What if the cure had failed? What if there was no cure? It all comes down to a matter of humanity. It's a bit reminiscent of an AU in that aspect.Daybreakers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-25-10 - Edward D. - Complete28. Only a Matter of TimeSee through the eyes of Dracula as Van Helsing and his companions pursue the legendary nosferatu. It's a tad short, being a drabble and all.Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Published: 6-25-10 - Complete29. Luigi and Pavi Go To the Beach » reviewsThe awaited sequel to Luigi and Pavi Go To the Zoo. What happens when the two Largo fratelli decide to take a day for themselves and go to the beach? Once more, hilarity shall ensue.Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,656 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 6-21-10 - Published: 4-24-10 - Luigi & Pavi30. Paranoia's Shadow » reviewsDetective Chase Sommers is close to making a break in the case, but there is always a cost. Will he be able to endure? Only time will tell as the games begin. Takes place after Saw VI. Rated T for violence, language, & blood.Saw - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,530 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-19-10 - Published: 4-3-10 - Hoffman31. The Quotation's Relevance to Character » reviewsDo their lives mold to the quotations or vice versa? Each chapter is a seperate drabble pertaining to a character in Repo! Read for reviews please! D8Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,734 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3-27-10 - Published: 2-16-10 - Complete32. Humanity's Sin reviewsTake a gander at the documentation of Charles Bromley. His opinions are straight-forward, yet he comes to the conclusion of what humanity's sin may be.Daybreakers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-16-10 - Charles B. - Complete33. Contemplating reviewsIt hasn't been all that long since Frankie converted Edward. Edward Dalton still finds it difficult to feed as he contemplates. Short, drabble-ish fic.Daybreakers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-1-10 - Edward D. & Frankie D. - Complete34. Going Home reviewsUpon the ending of a charity event, Luigi and Pavi's limousine break down. They're forced to walk home. What hilarity will ensue? Loosely based on MS' and AF's walk home. Rated 'T' for language and violence.Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-25-10 - Luigi & Pavi - Complete35. A Trap reviewsA small poem regarding the film, Saw. Read for further information.Saw - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-4-10 - Complete36. AloneA short drabble-esque poem about Enrico Maxwell and his downfall. Essentially takes place in Volume 8.Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Published: 1-4-10 - Enrico - Complete37. A Sanitarium Christmas reviewsMag makes an attempt to create peace between Nathan and herself on Christmas Eve night. Their thoughts on the unusually cold holiday. A drabble. Extremely short.Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-23-09 - Blind Mag & Nathan - Complete38. Luigi's Peculiar Adventure » reviewsWhat happens when Luigi must save his annoying brother from the drug overlord, king, GraveRobber? Disaster. Luigi attracts some peculiar allies. Rated 'T' borderline M for language and some things that may be considered disturbing for wee children.Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,780 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 12-15-09 - Published: 7-7-09 - Luigi & Pavi39. My Opiate » reviewsWhat is an opiate? It is the equivalent to a drug, a sedative. My Opiate is a collection of poems about the characters from Repo! The Genetic Opera. See if you can guess who's who.Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 11 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 10-26-09 - Published: 10-5-09 - Complete40. Zydrate's Fuzzy Kiss reviewsJust one hit of the glow is what you need to feel alive. On a cold night after a charity event, Amber Sweet encounters GraveRobber for the first time. Will she take the hit? Gramber. I never thought I would write Gramber...Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-18-09 - Amber Sweet & Graverobber - Complete41. The Highest Form Of Killing reviewsIt's been two years since Marni's sudden death and Nathan is a grieving widow. Mag arranges for him to go on a date with someone who's appearance is too similar to Marni's... Rated 'T' for violence.Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-10-09 - Nathan - Complete42. Promises » reviewsPromises. We all make them. It's a daily aspect in our lives. Promises is a collection of short stories. Each chapter is a story. Each chapter is a promise.Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,213 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 8-5-09 - Published: 6-14-09 - Complete43. Chess reviewsMr.Grin briefly reflects upon his own life. It's all to similar to a game of chess. From the novel/movie, Stormbreaker.Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-22-09 - Complete44. The Official Documentation of Jeb Redsfield reviewsTake a look into the man who went insane. Jeb Redsfield was a promising young scientist who took a job at Hellsing...Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-22-09 - Alucard - Complete45. Murder Is Crimson » reviewsThe Largo brothers devise a plan to kill someone that is supposedly 'sweet.' After all, murder comes in a crimson shade. Takes place after the Opera.Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,380 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-19-09 - Published: 5-23-09 - Pavi & Luigi - Complete46. Everything Dies reviewsEverything dies. It was a motto Luigi took to heart. A short insight behind a possible reason on why Luigi kills.Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-16-09 - Luigi - Complete47. Blame Not reviewsOn a night on the job, Nathan comes across the GraveRobber. They are who they are. You cannot blame their ways.Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-12-09 - Graverobber & Nathan - Complete48. Luigi and Pavi Go To the Zoo » reviewsThis is what happens when the Largo brothers go to the zoo. Rated 'T' for violence, language, and innuendoes.Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,659 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 5-8-09 - Published: 4-29-0949. A Repo Man and A Victim reviewsWhat do Repo Men think? Nonetheless, what do victims to such horrors think? Their thoughts, their opinions are now told from the eyes of to strangers. A Repo Man chasing a victim.Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-28-09 - Complete50. Remembering Is Dismembering reviewsWhat courses through Nathan Wallace's mind when he is reminded of the past? Basically, Nathan's thoughts during "Night Surgeon." Rated T for 'dark' themes.Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-28-09 - Complete51. Remember » reviewsPaviche Largo knows one thing for sure, he remembers. He looks back on his own past, remembering it all, keeping the memories. Rated T for Language and Content that isn't suitable for children.Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-21-09 - Complete52. Monsters reviewsSome of their father's last words haunt them. Pavi and Luigi reflect on the thought of whether or not they are truly monsters. Rated T for language and some...content.Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-16-09 - Complete53. It's What You Need reviewsIt's What You Need...to take you there. This is but a short drabble about the glow. A small fanfiction about Zydrate. Heck, a good deal of my stories are short... It takes place in no particular point of view.Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-12-09 - Complete54. Everything reviewsMag has lost everything. She sees everything. Everything is bound to scream out. She had fufilled her destiny and now she wishes to no longer see everything.Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-12-09 - Complete55. Being The Repo Man reviewsBeing the Repo Man came a cost. This was the paid price. May Contain Spoilers! T for Violence.Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-28-09 - Complete56. King Of Thorns reviewsSPOILERS. Sort of. Maxwell's Point of View. His death. His memories.Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-28-09 - Complete57. Shackled And BoundHe was shackled and bound by one man. All through the time, his misery seemed to increase and fade to a dull pain. AlucardxAbraham/Arthur My brain's glitching now.. M for violence.Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Published: 3-28-09 - Complete
