I don't really know what to write here...

Info:

Name: Creepers. But I'll tell you anyway. I never said I make good decisions. Charlotte.

Age: Hmm, I'm either 96, 17, 13, 23084, 34, 75, 23, 14, 39, 54, 99, 987, 6543829375, or purple. You choose.

Country: The US. And sometimes, I live in France.

Political Views: Democrat! GO OBAMA!

Religious Beliefs: I'm Atheist. All the way. Word.

Favorite:

Color: ORANGE! YAY!

Show: SOUTH PARK! HELL YEAH!

Animal: Cats :D

South Park Character: Eric Cartman all the way. I freaking love that guy.

Website: Youtube. Sorry FanFiction.net but I love Youtube.

Time of Day: Midnight, one in the morning, two in the morning. That's when I'm at my happiest.

Food: PASTA!

Book Series: Warriors.

Warriors Character(s): Cloudtail and Graystripe!

Song: Are you kidding me? I CAN'T CHOOSE!

South Park quote time!

Stan: Look, my friend Kyle won't fly back home to Colorado, all I need you to do is just talk to him and tell him, you know, the whole talking to dead people isn't for real.
John Edward: Maybe it is for real.
Stan: Right, but it's not. It's a trick you do and I need you to just let my friend Kyle know that so he can just go on with his life.
John Edward: Look, people have the right to be skeptical, I really hear voices in my head.
Stan: Yes. We all hear voices in our heads. It's called intuition. Get over yourself and tell my friend it's just for fun.

John Edward: But I'm a psychic.
Stan: No, dude, you're a douche.
John Edward: I'm not a douche! What if I really believe dead people talk to me?
Stan: Then you're a stupid douche.

John Edward: SO, you think you can talk to dead people better than me, HUH?!
Stan: No, I don't think either one of us can.
John Edward: They told me your show is getting better ratings than mine, that you're saying I'm a fraud on your show. You better not ever call me a liar, or a fake, or a douche again or else I'LL SUE YOU for SLANDER!
Stan: (unimpressed) I am saying this to you, John Edward. You are a liar, you are a fake, and you are the biggest douche ever.

John Edward: But I do have a special power, I KNOW I do!
Stan: There's nothing special about you, dude. Get over yourself.
John Edward: GOD DAMMIT I'M SPECIAL!

Store Person: (while goth kids are lighting everything on fire) WHAT ARE YOU DOING??
Red Goth: (calmly) You should probably get out of here.

Butters: I love life...Yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time, I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like...It makes me feel alive, you know. It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I'm feeling is like a beautiful sadness. (how deep, Butters)

Bebe: Mom, what's six times eight?
Bebe's Mother: Oh sweetie, those are two completely different numbers.

Stan: You guys have no idea how this feels. It's like, you always hear songs about a broken heart and you think it's just a figure of speech? But it's true. My chest hurts. I feel this like, sinking feeling where my heart is. It's broken. (how deep, Stan)

Stan: Ah! A snake!
Kyle: No dude, that's a branch.
Stan: Oh... Ah! It's a snake!
Kyle: No dude, that's the same branch again.

Cartman: Tweek, now god dammit, we picked you to be our new friend to replace Kenny because we thought you were a team player.
Tweek: I'M NOT!! I'M NOT A TEAM PLAYER!!

Cartman: Guys, I don't know if ever told you this, but, well... I love you guys... Except for you Kyle.

Nanny Stella: Whenever you are naughty, Eric, you are going to sit on this stool for five minutes.
Cartman: And what exactly keeps me on the stool?
Nanny Stella: It's the time-out stool. You can't get down until the time is up.
Cartman: (gets off stool) Whoa! How did I do that?
Nanny Stella: Eric, you have to stay on time-out!
Cartman: Um, no?

Stan: (really calmly and while smiling) Oh my goodness, you killed Kenny.
Kyle: (really calmly and while smiling) Bastard.

Cartman: What the hell is that?
Kyle: It's a turkey. (long pause) His name is Gobbles.

Church Person: But you will all burn forever in eternal hellfire!
Alien: Yes, that's nice, thank you for stopping by.

Terrence: Wow, Scott really hates us Philip.
Philip: Yes, perhaps he's homophobic.
Terrence: (pause) But we're not gay, Phillip.
Philip: We're not?

Philip: Ugly Bob, your face looks like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver.
Bob: I can't help how I look. Besides, it's not what's on the outside that matters, it's what's on the inside.
Terrence: No it isn't.

Terrence: It's Sally. She's being held captive in Iraq.
Philip: Not Sally! Dear God, no, Terrence, why Sally? God why? (pause) Say, Terrence, who's Sally?

Bob: God bless you, Philip. (starts to hug Philip)
Philip: (moves away) Don't touch me, ugly Bob.

Stan: OH MY GOD! Ozzy Osbourne bit Kenny's head off!!
Kyle: YOU BASTARD!

Charlie Manson: Oh my god, they killed the little orange-coat kid!
Kyle: You bastards!

Cartman: Hello?
Future Cartman: Hello? Am I there?
Cartman: Who is this?
Future Cartman: The-there, I have me. Alright, alright, listen, listen to me carefully, you NEED to be patient.
Cartman: What? Who the hell is this?
Future Cartman: It's me.
Cartman: Me who?
Future Cartman: Me you!
Cartman: (pause) WHAT?!

Stan: (singing) The sun is shining and the the grass is green, under the three feet of snow, I mean.

Stan: Well, I guess we learned our lesson.
Kyle: No we didn't, dude. No we didn't.

Kyle: Kenny's not really my friend, Ma, I don't give a rat's ass about him.

Jimbo: Well, uh... I think I'll, um... Uh, I think I left the oven on...
Mr. Garrison: Yeeaahh, I think I left your oven on, too...

Kyle: It's ALL real. Think about it- haven't Luke Skywalker and Santa Claus effected your lives more than most REAL people in this room? I mean, whether Jesus is REAL or not, he-he's had a bigger impact on the world than any of us have. And the same can be said for Bugs Bunny and- and Superman and Harry Potter. They've changed my life, changed the way I act on the earth. Doesn't that make them kind of real? They might be imaginary, but- but they're more important than most of us here. And they're all gonna be around long after we're dead. So in a way... those things are more realer than any of us. (and now Kyle is being deep. kind of.)

Stan: I bet I get more candy than you, dude.
Cartman: Are you crazy? I'm the candy master!
Stan: No, no, you're the ass-master. There's a difference.

Kyle: Yeah, you know, I've learned something today. Family isn't about who's blood you have, it's about who you care about.
Stan: Yeah.
Kyle: And that's why I feel like you guys are more than just friends, you're my family... Except for Cartman.
Stan: Naturally.

Stan: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY! (pauses and looks at Kyle)
Kyle: What? I'm not talking to you.

Cartman: Go kick his ass, Stan.
Clyde: Yeah, go kick his ass.
Stan: Well, maybe he won't fight.
Cartman: Will he bleed? That's all we care about.

Stan: You guys! Check it out. It's Kenny... Isn't that great? He's just getting high on life.
Kyle; Yeah.
(Kenny actually starts getting high)
Kyle: He's getting REALLY high on life...
Cartman: Dude, he's getting super wasted on life.

wow, that was a LOT of quotes... Could I get any more obsessed?

Stereotypes Suck:
Copy and paste into your profile, then bold the ones that apply to you.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be rude.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm CALIFORNIAN, so I MUST be tan and blonde.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I HAVE A FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and watch as the world tries to figure out how you did it.