Hello, anyone that actually cared enough about any of my stories to check out my account! You have exceeded all my expectations at just how easily people can be drawn to read whatever profile shit that any two-bit fanfic writer writes, so I must say that I am vaguely disappointed at human intelligence, and yet not surprised at the least. Still, I'm touched by your misplaced curiosity or whatever reason(s) you have to read my shitty profile, so I'll be kind and tell you a little bit about myself! :)

Age: 17

Date of Birth: ~/~/92

Name: First name is Irish and like so names, its meaning has something to do with God. My last name sounds like a method of drawing or a part of a map. Guess if you want to, if you solve it, send me a PM and you'll get to see a lovely picture of a cookie!

Religion: Agnositic Atheism. If you don't like it, suck it.

Gender: Male, female, take your pick, which ever one makes you feel better about yourself.

A warning to any readers that want to read any of my stories:

I have a terrible habit of writing OC characters into almost every single one of my stories. I have very few story ideas that just include the original cast of the series I'm writing about. In fact, most of my OC characters are characters I made myself over the last previous 2 to 3 years and now I'm finally incorperating them in actual stories, not just daydreams in my head. I write the fanfics more as an outlet to show off these characters then the series characters the fanfic is supposed to be apart, and as such, the story tends to involve the OC characters more then the original characters themselves! Ah! I'm such a terrible fanfiction writer! But, still, as long as I get have a way to write stories about my OC characters, I'll keep writing fanfics with them in them. Still, I digress...

Another redundant warning:

I'm a slow updater, so anyone that wants to read any of my stories had better be willing to wait a month or two for a chapter update. Many sorries for those whose attention span don't last any longer than this.

Likes/Favorite Things:

Foods -

-Chinese/Japanese Food, particularly General Toh's, those small red, sliced up Spare Ribs, and Pork Fried Rice

-Pizza with Onions and any type of Peppers on top (Banana Peppers, Green Bell Peppers and Jalapeños are a favorite)

-Pork of almost any sort

-Mangoes

-Fettuccine Alfredo with White Sauce

-Cold Cereal

-Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches?

-Granny Smith and Green, sour Apples

-Anything else I can stomach down!

Movies:

-HellBoy 1, 2: the Golden Army, Animated: Sword of Storms and Blood and Iron

-V for Vendetta

-The Dark Night

-Harry Potter movies

-Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

-Thank You For Smoking

-The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

-Pirates of the Caribbean, all three movies

-The Nightmare before Christmas

-The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

-All of the Futurama movies

-Monty Python: The Meaning of Life

-Edward Sisscorhands

-The Corpse Bride

-I, Robot

-Spiderman movies

-Persepolis

-The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

-The Spirit

-W.

-The U.S vs John Lennon

-Religulous

-Any other movie that is thought provoking and deep while not being too boring or educational. I may support education, but sometimes education can be a dangerous thing.

Television Shows (Don't watch television too much kids! It rots the brain!):

-Senfeld

-Teen Titans

-Futurama

-Avatar: The Last Airbender

-Danny Phantom

-El Tigre: The Adventures of Manny Rivera

-My life as a Teenage Robot

-Growing up Creepie

-Samurai Jack

-Invader Zim

-Ben 10: Alien Force, when it catches my fancy

-Anything else that I find interesting

Books/ Book Series:

-The Discworld series

-American Gods

-Anasi Boys

-Coraline

-The Sandman

-Necronomicon

-Anything written by Neil Gaiman

-Any famous classical book, like The Inferno, Paradise Lost, Faust, and so on...

Preferred Book Genres:

-Fantasy

-Fantasy/Comedy

-Science Fiction

-Comedy/Humor

-Horror/Supernatural

-Romance/Comedy

Song Writers/Artists:

-Voltaire

-The Beatles

-The Doors

-Three Dog Night

-Jason Mraz

-Elton John

-Future Bilbe Heroes

-Aerosmith

-The Who

-Pink Flyod

-Flogging Molly

Music Genre:

-Pop

-Rock

-"Alternative"

-Country

Manga/Anime:

-Bleach

-Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro

-Fullmetal Alchemist

-Chibi Vampire/Karin

-Rosario + Vampire

-Superior

Dislikes:

-People that think they're more smart or clever then they really are

-People that interrupt any class I really need to pay attention in by making weird animal noises or say that they have "Tourettes," or more specifically, Coprolalia.

-Anyone that views anyone less than they are, like insects

-Having to write down notes while watching a movie

-Taking notes in general.

-Overly optimistic or "Romantic" people

-Annoying, bratty, spoiled younger siblings

-Fathers with very high expectations for their young, shy, physically weak and impressionable sons. Really, it just makes the other siblings hate the son even more.

-Sexist idiots that can't look past the opposite gender's sterotypes and see each member of that gender as their own person, not an image created by society. Oh, how I loathe sexism!

-That life is largely pointless, what with the inevitably of death and the stupidity and embarrassment that is the human race.

-Racist remarks and jokes that aren't actually funny but purely harmful

-Racism period.

-Slavery in all of its forms (although, don't expect me not to put in a story if its funny)

-Insane people. I don't mind mad people (if you hate anyone as insane as insane people can be as much as I do, then you practially like mad people). Mad people have the sort of hot, emotional sort of mind that people can sort of understand, and that really are more dangerous to themselves than others. Insane people, on the other hand, have the sort of cool, calculative sort of mind that actually lets them control others and make them as cold and heartless as they are. Mad people can murder someone but usually don't get away with it, and don't know what to do next, and don't look at the bigger picture. Insane people can kill anyone, and not only get away with it, but actually believe their innocence. They can plan things too.

-Contrastive words that can mean things other than what the word really means, like "living space" and "honor" and "duty," and that can be used to stupid and/or cruel humans that make horrendous decisions that lead to the and pain, suffering and death of others.

-The majority of human race, or at least, what we have done to each other, and what we are willing to do to each other still, and just how hideous we truly can be.

-The larger part of human history

-Anything else that reminds me of these true but depressing thoughts that I try to ignore most of the time.

-Commericals that remind that the end of summer vacation is fast approaching.

-The fact that some people just love to send you flames, no matter whether your fanfic is any good or not.

Sexual preference:

-If any of you are even remotely interested in it, then you have way too much time on your hands.

-Vore, apparently. I used to think that it was just a natural phase that people went through as kids, daydreaming of eating someone whole and alive. I just recently discovered that it actually has a name and that people actually put aside time in their lives to write and draw stories and pictures/animations about this sort of thing. If you think this weird of me, then you're not alone in this; it weirds me out to a certian extent too. And if anyone that does like vore finds this, reads it and tries to tell me that its natural and okay to like vore, then you can expect to lose some hair after reading my reply; the same applies to anyone that attacks me for this sexual fetish. Seriously.

Favorite Character Pairings:

-Ulquiorra/Orhime: No matter how apatheic and cold Ulquiorra seems, and in fact, is, he still somehow manages to capture my imagination, in a way that I really don't understand. He's protective of Orhime, even if its just at Aizen's command, and he will do anything to keep her save (although I don't like how he threatened her that one time when she wouldn't eat her food). As for Orhime, she just needs to warm his heart, and maybe he'll stop being a icy bastard and get something!

-Ichigo/Orhime: They just seem like the classic paired couple, its sort of obvious that the creator of Bleach is pushing them closer and intends to make them a couple in the end. Either way, Orhime is simply head over in heels in love with Ichigo, and even abstained from stealing his first kiss, in favor of waiting for it, even though she thought that she would never actually get it, while Ichigo will go to Hell and back to save her (Hueco Mundo, Hell, they are both places you really don't want to be, so what's the difference?)

-Ichigo/Rukia: They've known each other for so long, and they have a certian chemistry that I haven't seen in any other couple before or since then. They are just so similiar to one another, they can really relate to each other, and can come and work together in just about anything, on the battlefield or otherwise. They just have a connection, I really don't know what else to say, though I do think that they would be better for each other than Orhime and Ichigo would be for each other.

-Tsukune/Moka: Moka has been with Tsukune longer than the other girls, and really has gotten closer to him then the others ever have. Tsukune really cares for Moka, maybe even more than the other girls - although, I really think he should make his decision already and stop torturing everyone else. Your just not a man if you can't decide just who you like and love best and decide which one will be your love, I don't give a shit if that's cruel or not!

-Tsukune/Mizore: Tsukune has a special relationship with Mizore, he can just connect with her so well. Not as well as he can with Moka, yes, but there is something there all the same. As for Mizore, she's well, Mizore. She's her own person, that sort of thing. If you don't understand that then you probably wouldn't understand anything else I could say about the girl.

-Mizore/Kurumu: Has to do with their friendship. Mizore and Kurumu are just so good friends, they're like sisters. Okay, I admit, I'm a pervert. This is mostly coming from that one scene in chapter 12 of the second Rosario + Vampire series. After that, I have been totally Mizore/Kurumu.

-Robin/Raven: Robin, Robin, Robin. This boy wonder is a definite prize that any girl in the Teen Titans would be lucky to win, but Raven would be my prefered pairing. They both are deep, thoughtful characters, they are perhaps the most dangerous members of the whole Teen Titans network, they can both relate to each other. Their connection is very much like Ichigo's and Rukia's, but their relationship is more friendly, less tense. Raven definitely cares for Robin deeply, if only as a friend, or in a sisterly-way, but I prefer to think its more like a hidden love. Robin, for the most part, is sort of clueless on how much that she likes him, and only thinks them as friends. Either way, I just like them together, as a couple, and as long as Starfire and maybe BB aren't too torn up about the two being together, then I'm okay with it.

-Raven/BB: Personally, I like to think them in a more brother/sister light, but I'm also a traditionalist for some pairings, so I sometimes like to think them as a couple as well. Their relationship would be still like that of a siblings, but it would also be much more intimate. Almost incestous, in a way, but that's alright, so long as its not just about the sex, I don't mind!

-Raven/Terra: Remember what I said in the Mizore/Kurumu? That I'm a pervert? Yeah, the same applies here. In fact, it applies to any girl on girl pairing I have on here, just to let you know...

-Terra/BB: The two as a couple seem so obivous that its practically a cliche by now to write anything about the two! Still, they are still deeply related characters, and are emotionally connected. Terra needs Beast Boy to act like her conscience, and as someone that she can trust, since if she can't trust BB, then she can't trust him, then she can't trust anyone. BB really just started to crush on Terra the moment that the two meet, and give her laid-back, good-natured, funny, and tom-boyish personality, I can see why. Its a shame that Terra was turned into stone in the TV series, that's the only series that I've seen Terra in, so that's where I take her entire personality from. Now, if you want to write a story about Terra, you have make a story about her before she turned into stone, every where from the point that she meets the Titans to the point when she sacrificed herself, rewrite the story so she never sacrificed herself in the first place, or find some explaination for how she came back, whether she's the mysterious Terra look-a-like or not, and if she is the look-a-like, whether she is pretending to not know BB or not.

-Raven/Starfire: Pervert.

-Raven/Jinx: They're both users of magic, and their similiarities end there. They're near exact opposites. Jinx can either be protrayed as either the ditzy, partly insane young witch that she is on early in the series, or she's the somewhat sinister, annoyed sorcererous that's trying to get up in the world and is morally confused. Raven is a calm, collected half-demon. And yet, yet, they just seem to be drawn to each other. And they're bound to have both had familiar pasts. After all, Raven is a gray-skinned half-demon that was meant to be the end of the world, the portal for the inter-dimesional demon, Trigon, who was probably shunned as a child by the people of Azarath and Jinx is a pink-haired meta-human with bad luck magic with cat-like eyes and equally pale skin, who was bound to be prejudiced as well, making them be able to more readily connect to each other. I don't know if their pairing is just something out of a misplaced fanboy/fangirl fetish that is driven by more lesbian Raven love or not, but I still think that they would make a nice couple.

-Raven/OC: Even Raven needs someone to love, although I do prefer it when she falls for a fellow character. Writing some other character for her is not only hard to do, but it even harder to make their love not seem like a hollow shell that Raven fans are sure to find it. I mean, Raven isn't usually a weepy, overly-feminine character who falls in love, she's strong, secretive, dark and independent. She isn't one to fall in love, so making any romance between her and a character, any character is difficult to do, to make it believable, so making a romance between her and some new character that the reader won't completely be able to understand and she won't be able to readily connect with is very difficult indeed.

-Jinx/OC: The same goes for the above, except that Jinx isn't strong, dark and independent, but that she's wacky, wild, her own person, and a rather clever and intelligent young woman when she want to be!

-Neuro/Yako: They are really the only characters I can image in the entire series to fall for one other. I mean, yes, Yako could fall for someone else, but I doubt that Neuro would allow his "doormat" to do such a thing. He's just so possessive and sadistic, that their sex life would be bound to be a S&M one, but that's okay, I don't like their pairing because of the sex, its just that its just so thought provoking, like "He's my master, I'm his slave, and I'll be with him forever" or something. It would reach an emotional and intelligentical level that most couplings rarely do.

-Yako/OC: Personally, so long as the OC is someone enduring, pleasent, lovable, protective, and female, I really don't care who they are, I really don't! Somehow, Yako just strikes me as someone who would be lesbian, I don't know why, but I just can't image her on a date with any other guy besides Neuro, so if she didn't go with Neuro, then I think that Yako would definitely find herself some nice girl and would settle down.

-Greed/Martel: Who else couldn't Greed be with that he wouldn't cheat on? He wouldn't be able to keep it a secret or anything, Martel is smarter than that. And it wouldn't be just for the sex. Greed can actually talk to Martel, really talk to her, about anything. He can not only apprectate her smoking hot body, but her mind as well. And Martel? Its either Greed or Dorchet, and I just can't image her with dog boy without thinking that it would someone be beastiatly or something.

-Greed/Riza: Riza's all buisness, no nonsense, a hard ass and one cold bitch, and Greed is all play, a laid-back, smooth, utterly self-centered (Otherwise he wouldn't be freakin' greed, would he?) and somewhat pyschotic bastard, so of course they're a near match made in heaven.

-Aang/Toph: Toph is my favorite Avatar character, and since I can't image her with any other Avatar character and keep my lunch down, Aang is the only option for her. I just hope that he knows what he would be getting himself into if he does start dating her.

-Ty Lee/Mai: Eh, what can I say, besides that I'm a pervert and that these two have been friends for a really long enough time to find an attraction between each other that can really just be a sexual one for all I care.

Gaz/OC: There is no character in the Zim Universe so far that I can imagine that would pair up with Gaz, and Gaz certianly isn't a little Sugar Queen, so I can't even begin to think of her going out with someone without thinking that it's just a whole lot of crap. (Oh, and before anyone says anything, I don't consider the Invader Zim universe and any other Jhonen Vasquez universes the same universe. Invader Zim is set in a futuristic dystopish Earth and say, for example, the JTHM universe is set in a 1990's-like universe that, while still quite bleak, is not the futuristic Invader Zim universe. So, any of the characters, like Johnny C. or Squee or Mr. Satan wouldn't be part of the Invader Zim unverise and Zim, Dib, Gaz, GIR wouldn't be seen in the JTHM universe (although, since Mr. Satan is after Satan, presumably one of the most powerful beings in the JTHM universe, he may be able to travel through the universes and be able to be in the Invader Zim universe; but, that is the only exception. These universes are too different to be the same ones.) (Altough, it IS possible that they are in fact the same universe, just about 100 or more years in the future, to allow the Invader Zim technology to advance on Earth long enough for the two universes to be one, but that is IT!)

If you are still reading my profile at this point, then I really must gotten your interest! Wow! I never knew I could impact anyone so greatly without insulting them and beating them up and possibly killing them (Not that I've done the last two things to anyone, mind you! Honest! :) )

Also, if you have any comments, complements or complaints to any of the above or the below that follows, just send my a PM (private message to all you newbies out there). I appreciate all your comments, even if they do make me sad when you send flames and I usually hesitate for a second or two before reading any of them, in fear that it's a flame.

Planned Stories:

Welcome to the Boarding House of Hell: Really don't know what I'm going to do with this one, although the basic plot is that Jinx decides to turn her life around and after dropping in at a destitute boarding house, literally, after fleeing from the Teen Titans, she must learn just what it means to live as your normal, everyday average citizen, although she's going to have some trouble with that, what with just how mad the other boarders are! Meanwhile, Raven is struggling with her feelings for Starfire, and is wondering if she should confess her love for her, but she and Robin are already a couple. Starfire wants to do the same to Raven and Robin is obsessing (as usual) over Jinx's disappearance Jinx/OC & Raven/Starfire. Rated M for safty of a sexual nature.

The Love of a Girl: A perverted story that probably won't even be started before the year's out.

The Little Witch, Yukari-Chan: No idea where I'm going to go with this plot, but I'll get around to it one of these days...

Destinies Entwined: Majin Nougami Tantei Neuro

Things Change: Teen Titans

I wanna hold your hand: Something that most of my readers seem to like a lot, for reasons that I cannot possibly comprehend. I mean, "The End" is going to be so much better, once I get it off the ground!

Brownie-locks and the three bears: Rosarion + Vampire. Plot may change around a little. How does the title "Fairy Tale," work for any of you?

Greebo's new friend: Discworld

In the End: El Tigre: The Adventures of Manny Rivera. Am working on this right now. It's meant to both sad yet heart warming at the same time. One of the most meaning full stories I've ever decided to write and not just daydream about. Expect it to be revised. A LOT. My expectations for this story is high, and I will not fail to tell this story as best as I can. I'd rather die first than do that. Which, once you read the first chapter, will give you a good idea what the plot is about! Ahh, spoiler! ;)

Note: Don't forget name: Maili (Sea of Bitterness)