Author has written 32 stories for Kid vs Kat, Balto, Secret Saturdays, Terminator, Shining, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Pokémon, Dukes of Hazzard, StarTrek: The Original Series, True Grit, 2010, Yogi Bear, Cujo, Invader Zim, A-Team, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Regular Show, Hellboy, Wilfred, Felidae, Ren & Stimpy Show, Misc. Movies, Grey, Penguins of Madagascar, My Little Pony, Mister Ed, and All Dogs go to Heaven.

My Forums:http://www.fanfiction.net/myforums/FreddysNightmare1984/1878773/

hmm, what is there to say about me? well,i'm an animal lover (horses, goats, chickens, and ducks are my faves), my birthday's in January, i only like certain horror movies, i have an INSANE cat named Daisy, i tend to be attracted to older guys, i have a lot of chickens, and i'm prone to bouts of weirdness. and my new favorite movie is Lord of the Rings: Return of the King! OMG, I LOVE THAT MOVIE SSSSOOOOO MUCH!!!! i'm a hopeless Legolas fangirl AND DARN PROUD OF IT!!!! my favorite band is Within Temptation. they're AMAZING!! if you've never heard their music, i suggest you check them out, their music is fantastic. and my current obsession is Star Trek:the original series... and Peter Lorre movies.!!! ;D i also recently adopted a Predator named Scar. so if you come to my house and try to steal my cupcakes, SCAR WILL KICK YOUR SORRY BUTT!! lolz

If you are a TOTAL LEGOLAS FANGIRL and you don't care what anyone thinks, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: FreddysNightmare1984

btw, if there's anyone, ANYONE who is as crazy about Stanley Kubrick's 2001: A Space Oddysey as i am, PLEASE PM me!! no one i know loves and appreciates that movie the way i do, and if you're the same way, feel free to PM me! i'd love to chat with a fellow 2001 fanatic =_=

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If you are a Star Trek addict and have absolutely no desire to be cured, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you are a die hard Trekkie, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you love Star Trek and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you like to write, copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Data is the best Star Trek: The Next Generation character of them all, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the 50's and 60's were the Golden Age of Television, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you saw Star Trek XI and liked (loved) it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you firmly and truly believe that the world WILL NOT come to an end in 2012, Copy and paste.

If you love silent movies, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that silent comedy films have a special quality that talkies don't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that 1910 to 1928 was the Golden Age of Film Making, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love the films of Chaplin or Keaton or Langdon or Chase or Linder or Laurel and Hardy or the Three Stooges or the Marx Brothers, copy and paste this into your profile.

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FICS COMING SOON:

RoboCop 4-
it's been nearly a year since the events of RoboCop 3, and Murphy's got a new partner.she's a rookie named Lisa Elwood, and she's more interested in Murphy then she should be. oh, and did i mention that Boddicker survived? he wants revenge on Murphy for almost killing him, and he also becomes obsessed with Lisa, who seems to know him. does he have something to do with Lisa's shady past? NOTE:in order to understand this story, you would have to have seen RoboCop 1, 2, and 3.

Rating:M

Pairings:Murphy/OC

The girl in the woods-
a Village fanfic.Lucius meets a strange girl named Gabriella who claims to have lived her whole life in the woods!!she also is not bothered by Those we don't speak of, and apparently her family lives in the woods too. not only that, but Gabriella has no knowledge of Those we don't speak of, or the bad color. who is this mysterious girl, and how was she and her family able to live in the woods without angering Those we don't speak of? NOTE:i was totally dissapointed about the truth of Those we don't speak of in the movie. in this fic, they are totally real!!

Rating:T

Pairings:Lucius/Ivy, slight Lucius/Gabriella

Brain's Revenge-
a Gremlins fanfic. what if the Brain Gremlin had somehow survived the electrocution at he end of Gremlins 2? and what if he wanted revenge? when he meets Carly Peerson, who happens to be an old friend of Billy's, there's no telling what will happen! NOTE:i suggest you d not read this fic if you have a problem with a GremlinxHuman romance. i say again, don't like, don't read!!

Rating:K, possibly raised to T later

Pairings:Brain/OC

Outcast-
an Alien fanfic. One night, a young girl finds a mysterious egg in her suberban neighborhood. she takes it home and keeps it in the incubator her father uses to hatch chicks. but this is no ordinary egg. it soon hatches into a grotesque creature, a Xenomporh. but this creature is unlike the other Xenomorphs before it. this one has no interest whatsoever in harming humans, or anything for that matter. what is the origin of this outcast, and why is it so diffrent from the other aliens?

Raiting:T, possibly raised to M later

Pairings:none yet

Home-
a Full Metal Jacket fanfic. Joker finally returns home from the war to his parents and his best friend Marcie.but just how much has the war affected him? horrific nightmares, troubling therapy secions, and falling for his best friend are just a few of the situations Joker has to come to terms with while trying to fit back into society.

Rating:T, possibly M later

Pairings:Joker/OC, slight Animal Mother/OC (yep, Animal Mother will make an appearance in the story folks! XD)

New Neighbor-
a Ren & Stimpy fanfic.a raccoon named Rita moves in next door to Ren and Stimpy. she and Stimpy get along instantly, but Ren finds Rita to be a constant annoyance, even worse then Stimpy! but the thing is, Rita is just as psychotic and insane as Ren... has he finally found someone who truly understands him?

Rating:T

Pairings:Ren/OC

Cat's Sister-
a Victorious fanfic. when Cat's older sister, Katherina(aka "Kitty"), visits Hollywood Arts, Tori and the rest of the gang are surprised to find that Kitty is a lot like Cat... her hair is even dyed a bright color like Cat's. will the gang be able to stand having "another Cat" hanging around?

Rating:K

Pairings:none yet, possible Andre/OC

Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (Alternate version)-
Basically the same as the movie, but with Eddie's crazy niece Juliette thrown in. she hasn't seen Eddie since she was a little girl, and he hasn't wanted to see her since his brother's death. he was afraid that Juliette would remind him of Teddy. but when Juliette comes to stay with Eddie, it turns out that she's a major toon lover, having a special connection with toons. and she does somewhat remind Eddie of Teddy. will Eddie and Juliette be able to help prove Roger Rabbit's innocence? or will their family problems get in the way?

Rating:T

Pairings:none yet

InSaNe LoVe-
a Mad Love fanfic, based on the 1935 movie. what if Dr. Gogul had a young female assistant who secretly harbored feelings for him? will she be able to give Gogul what he's always wanted? or will tragidy shatter thier lives?

Rating:T

Pairnings:Dr. Gogul/OC

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a lot of people seem to say that the A-Team was written by guys, for guys. but if you're a girl who's crazy about the A-Team, copy and paste this into your profile

lolz, this is fun!! http://www.predators-movie.com/predatortools/

watch full episodes of the A-Team on fancast http://www.fancast.com/tv/The-A-Team/4957/full-episodes

if you are a HUGE Stephen J. Carnnell fan, copy and paste this into your profile

http://www.ateam-movie.com/site/index.html#/home

MY NEW FAVORTE SONG!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDhBW597Rx0

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ABOUT ME:

Name: Julia R.

Nicknames: Lola,Jules,Freddy(people on this site call me Freddy,but i don't mind)

Location: somewhere in the USA

Age: 21

(female) αηιмαтєd ρєяѕσηα: Fluttershy

(male) αиιмαтєd ρєяѕσиα: Mordecai the Blue Jay

ℓινє αcтιση ρєяѕσηα: Cat Valentine

My YouTube account: http://www.youtube.com/user/StarWarsFanatic99

My Facebook account: http://www.facebook.com/#!/julia.reuther.5

A reading of my story My Little AJ: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY5iwj3Gsog

Favorite artists/bands:

MICHAEL JACKSON(he's the best and he always will be),

Selena

Frank Sinatra,

WITHIN TEMPTATION,

Jackson 5,

Taylor Swift,

Evanescence,

Kelly Clarkson,

Kelly Pickler,

Carrie Underwood,

Elvis Presley,

Seether,

Beethoven,

Roy Orbison,

Day of fire,

ZOEgirl,

Jermaine Jackson,

The Beatles,

Kenny Rogers,

Lady GaGa,

Nickleback,

Nada Surf,

Justin Bieber,

Sharon Den Adel(lead singer of Within Temptation),

Hilary Duff,

Crush Crush,

Three days grace,

Paul Williams,

Zac Brown Band,

Bruno Mars,

Sofamecca

Favorite movies:

Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring,

Lord of the Rings: The Two,

Lord of the Rings: Return of the King,

Lord of the Flies (1990),

The Avengers (2012),

Felidae,

All through the night,

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest,

Die Hard,

Die Hard 2: Die Harder,

Die Hard with a Vengance,

Live Free or Die Hard,

Mad Love,

Silence of the Lambs,

127 Hours,

Full Metal Jacket,

2001: A space odyssey,

2010: The year we make contact,

Dr. Strangelove or: How i learned to stop worrying and love the bomb

Casablanca,

The Big Sleep,

A lonely place,

United 93,

Christine,

Planet of the apes(1968),

True Grit(1969/and 2010 versions),

Night of the Living Dead(1968),

War of the Worlds(2005),

THIS IS IT,

RoboCop,

RoboCop 2,

RoboCop 3,

Rocky,

BALTO,

WILD HOGS,

Phantom of the opera(2004),

PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE,

ALL SEVEN STAR WARS MOVIES,

Ghostbusters,

The fly(1958/1986),

Public Enemies,

The wiz,

Star Trek(2009),

ASTRO BOY(2009),

Planet 51,

TERMINATOR,

TERMINATOR 2:JUDGMENT DAY,

Terminator 3:rise of the machines,

Terminator Salvation,

The reluctant dragon,

An american tail,

Ferngully:the last rainforest,

Michael Jackson's Moonwalker,

Avatar,

DR.NO,

STEPFATHER(2009),

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET,

FRIDAY THE 13TH(2009),

FREDDY VS JASON,

Ride a wild pony,

The hunchback of Notre Dame(Disney version),

THE SHINING,

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET(2010),

THE FUGITIVE,

Batman(1989),

The dark knight,

THE A-TEAM,

The Last Airbender,

Secret Window,

Despicable Me,

PREDATORS(2010),

First Blood,

First Blood part II,

THE EXPENDABLES,

The Expendables 2,

The boy in the plastic bubble,

Back to the future,

Air Force One,

The Hangover,

The Godfather,

RED,

Megamind,

Gremlins/Gremlins 2,

Yogi Bear(2010),

Cujo,

District 9,

Unknown(2011),

The Hot Chick,

Zombieland,

A Clockwork Orange,

Iron Man,

The Shipment,

Thor,

Captain America,

and a lot more!

Zodiac:Aquarius

Favorite actors:

Peter Lorre,

John Wayne,

Bruce Willis,

Tom Hiddleston,

SYLVESTER STALLONE,

Humphrey Bogart,

Clark Gable,

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER,

Charles Boyer,

James Franco,

Peter Weller,

JOHNNY DEPP,

John Travolta,

Michael Keaton,

HEATH LEDGER,

CHRISTIAN BALE,

MARK HAMILL,

HARRISON FORD,

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN,

Ewen McGregor,

James Earl Jones,

Richard Dreyfuss,

Gerard Butler,

Zack Efron,

Liam Neeson,

LEONARD NIMOY,

William Shatner,

David Hedison,

VINCENT PRICE,

Zachary Quinto,

ROBERT ENGLUND,

Sean Connery,

Dwayne Johnson,

Sam Worthington,

Dylan Walsh,

Tom Hulce,

JACK NICHOLSON,

Daniel Craig,

Lorne Greene,

MICHAEL LANDON,

DAN BLOCKER,

Prenell Roberts,

Tommy Lee Jones,

Perter Deluise,

Jackie Earle Haley,

SHARLTO COPLEY,

DWIGHT SCHULTZ,

Adrien Brody,

BRADLEY COOPER,

Marlon Brando,

Al Pacino,

John Schneider,

Tom Wopat,

James Best,

Sonny Shroyer,

Clint Walker,

Clint Eastwood,

Robert Duvall,

Gary Lockwood,

Keir Dullea,

Douglas Rain,

Woody Harrelson,

Malcolm McDowell,

Robert Downey Jr.,

James Caan,

Matthew Modine,

R Lee Ermey,

Roddy McDowall,

Charlton Heston,

Mark Ruffalo,

Chris Evans,

Chris Hemsworth,

Anthony Hopkins

Favorite actresses:

Olivia Newton John,

Jodie Foster,

Carrie Fisher,

Anne Hathaway,

Julie Andrews,

Kiera Knightly,

Danielle Savre,

Emmy Rossum,

Helena Bonham Carter,

Jennette McCurdy,

Nancy Allen,

Megan Fox,

Glynnis O'Connor,

Catherine Bach,

Ariana Grande,

Elizabeth Gillies,

Scarlett Johansson,

Julianne Moore

Favorite comedian:

Brian Regan

Favorite tv shows:

Wilfred,

ED,EDD N' EDDY,

League of super evil,

Chowder,

Total Drama Island,

KID VS KAT,

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS,

TMNT,

SECRET SATURDAYS,

Star Wars:The clone wars,

STAR TREK(THE ORIGINAL SERIES),

Welcome back Kotter,

MR.ED,

The fairly odd parents,

Sabrina the teenage witch,

Phineas and Ferb,

X-men evolution,

iCarly,

Invader Zim,

The Pink Panther,

Fanboy and Chum chum,

AVATAR:THE LAST AIRBENDER,

The angry beavers,

Wings,

V,

ADVENTURE TIME,

BONANZA,

21 JUMP STREET,

Penguins of Madagascar,

Unnatural History,

A-TEAM,

Greatest american hero,

Regular Show,

Dukes of Hazzard,

The amazing world of Gumball

Favorite characters:Wilfred,Edd,Doktor Frogg/Voltar,Chowder,Chris,Coop/Kat,SpongeBob,Mikey/Raph,Zak/Doyle,Anakin/Obi-Wan,Spock,Vinnie,Mr.Ed,Timmy,Salem,Perry,Kurt(Nightcrawler)/Logan(Wolverine),Sam,Dib/GIR,Pink Panther,Fanboy,Zuko,Norb,Antonio,Willie,Finn/Jake,Hoss,Penhall/Hansen,KOWALSKI,Jasper,Murdock, Ralph, MORDECAI,Bo,Gumball

FAVORITE CAR:1982 Pontiac Trans Am http://www.ranchorelaxo.info/kitt.jpg

Hobbies:horseback riding,reading,writing stories for Fanfiction.net,watching tv,watching/making YouTube videos

FAVORITE PAIRINGS (mostly Canon x OC):

Bunnymund x Julia

Julwinkle (Bullwinkle x Julia)

Bexi (Bane x Lexi)

Brulinda (Bruce Banner x Delinda Locklear)

Brelly (Bruce Wayne x Kelly McIntire)

Pascalia (Pascal x Julia) (i have no clue why i like this pairing so much XD)

Frelicity (Francis x Felicity)

Blowara (Blowhole x Sara) (i don't own Sara)

Falia (Face x Julia)

Murlia (Murdock x Julia)

Fralia (Francis x Julia)

Morlia (Mordecai x Julia)

Koava (Kowalski x Ava) (i don't own Ava)

Basameron (Basil x Cameron)

Halerie (HAL 9000 x Valerie Clarke)

Frank x Valerie (i don't have a pairing name for them, but they're one of my favorite couples XD)

Dave x Valerie (i don't have a pairing name for them either, but they're one of my favorite couples XD)

Renita (Ren x Rita)

Girita (Gir x Rita)

KitKat (Kit x Kat)

Kowen (Kowalski x Gwen)

Zina (Zak x Lina)

Frediana (Freddy x Juliana)

Jeather (Jason x Heather)

Julibal (Hannibal x Juliana)

Mordwen (Mordecai x Gwen)

Privam (Private x Cameron)

Tebria (Ted x Abria) (i don't own Ted, only Abria)

Julwen (Julien x Gwen)

Skori (Skipper x Tori)

Terylie (Terminator x Kylie)

Dowen (Doyle x Gwen) (not Gwen the Umbreon, Gwen from my SS story)

Bali (Bo x Ali)

Aluke (Luke x Ali)

Carizmo (Carly x Gizmo) (friendship pairing)

Barly (Billy x Carly)

Brarly (Brain x Carly)

Yogwen (Yogi x Gwen)

Boolly (Boo Boo x Lilly)

Sam x Mikaela (HOW DARE THEY REPLACE MIKAELA WTH CARLY?!?!)

Bessica (Bumblebee x Jessica)

Roger Rabbit x Jessica Rabbit (i don't like this couple a whole lot, but they're sort of cute togehter)

Sam x Carly (i suppose it could've been worse, although i still like Mikaela better then Carly)

Dawllian (Dawg x Jillian)

Billian (Bugs x Jillian)

Pepe x Jillian (no name for them yet)

Tyhorn (Foghorn x Tyler) (i don't own Tyler)

Dyler (Daffy x Tyler)

Sarigby (Rigby x Sara) (i don't own Sara)

Benarbra (Ben x Barbra) (from Night of the Living Dead [1968]. come on, i can't be the only one who likes them together!!)

Rockita (Rocky x Rita)

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IF YOU ARE A FREAKISH FREDDY KREUGER FANGIRL, AND YOU FREAKING WANNA HUG HIM AND SQUEAL AND SHOUT "MARRY ME! I LUFF YOU!" TO HIM IF YOU EVER SAW HIM, COPY AND PASTE.

75 percent of teens don't respect Michael Jackson for the iconic genious that he is. Copy and paste this to your profile if you're apart of the 25 percent that do!!

DAFFY!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXKVVq3Mn8w

If you are a crazed member of the Doyle fangirl army (like me), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those God-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

You can also find me on MySpace.my MySpace name is Julia.here's a link to my profile:http://www.myspace.com/vulcangurl

AND you can find me on www.backyardchickens.com. my username is VulcanGirl

i have a website now: http://ksey.webs.com

and i have a Michael Jackson fansite: http://mjjmoonwalker.webs.com

i also have an account on www.immortalnights.com. i'm a Lycan named Ariana Reule

here's a website for fellow Robert Englund fans:http://www.robertenglund.com/index2.php

If you are a Mordecai fangirl, Copy and Paste

IF YOU THINK THAT THE COUPLE KOWEN WILL WIN PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

Pairing names(these are subject to change):

Brulinda(Bruce Banner x Delinda Locklear)

Halerie(HAL 9000 x Valerie Clarke)

Frank x Valerie (i don't have a pairing name for them, but they're one of my favorite couples XD)

Dave x Valerie (i don't have a pairing name for them either, but they're one of my favorite couples XD)

Renita(Ren x Rita)

Girita(Gir x Rita)

KitKat(Kit x Kat)

Kowen(Kowalski x Gwen)

Zina(Zak x Lina)

Frediana(Freddy x Juliana)

Jeather(Jason x Heather)

Mordwen(Mordecai x Gwen)

Privam(Private x Cameron)

Tebria(Ted x Abria)(i don't own Ted, only Abria)

Julwen(Julien x Gwen)

Skori(Skipper x Tori)

Terylie(Terminator x Kylie)

Dowen(Doyle x Gwen)(not Gwen the Umbreon, Gwen from my SS story)

Bali(Bo x Ali)

Aluke(Luke x Ali)

Carizmo(Carly x Gizmo)(friendship pairing)

Barly(Billy x Carly)

Brarly(Brain x Carly)

Yogwen(Yogi x Gwen)

Boolly(Boo Boo x Lilly)

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The whte man said,"Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

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this is too cool:http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs13/f/2007/077/2/e/Animator_vs_Animation_by_alanbecker.swf

VIDEO FOR MY TERMINATOR STORY:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt0TnzwAyIs

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i posted this because I believe in Jesus, but if you don't, I'm okay with that.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

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1st trailer for Nightmare on elm street 2010:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SulpWn6Glk

2nd trailer for Nightmare on elm street 2010:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luFkSVJmobA

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someone else had these on their profile,and i thought they were hilarious! i don't own any of them though:

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hit me.

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.

Copying from a single source is called plagarism, copying from multiple sources is called research.

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit, the target."

Isn't it funny that the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead, so shut up.

Age is mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled "BANG!", I don't think you'd kill too many people.

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

Why does Goofy stand up while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If Wile E. Coyote (Looney Toons) had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

The newscaster is the person that says "Good Evening", then tells you why it's not.

Last night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I thought to myself... "Where the hell is my ceiling!?"

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

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I am in-love with a fictional character played by a man who accidentally died of a drug overdose. Copy this into your profile if you have fallen too.

If you are now afraid that you will die by getting a pencil shoved through your head copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are scared of pencils but not The Joker put this in your profile. (it's really crazy, i know. but i dont get it either.)

If you've ever seen a movie SO many times that you can quote it word for word. And you have at random moments; copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you are REFUSING to believe that Heath Ledger is you-know-what, put this in your profile.

If you now draw The Jokers symbol on celebrities faces and/or notebooks, put this in your profile.

If you see The Joker everywhere and hear his laugh during the day put this in your profile.

If you think Heath Ledger made The Joker too HOT for words put this in your profile.

If you try to act/dress like The Joker because he is so awesome put this in your profile.

I suffer from OBHLJCD = Obessive Heath Ledger Joker Compulsive Disorder and no doctor can prescribe a remedy. If u think u have this disorder please put it into your profile

HEATH LEDGER
It takes 1 second to love his looks
It takes 1 hour to love his personality
It takes 1 day to fall in love with him
It takes 1 lifetime to forget him

If you now say "I want my phone call", "Why so serious?", and "You wanna know how I got these scars?" at random points in the day, put this in your profile.

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R.I.P Michael Jackson.your music will live on forever!!

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you can read this you are blessed because more than two billion people can't read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you are a huge Phantom of the Opera phangirl and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list; Akira'kitana, Fuzzy-Pamplemousse, The-Lonely-Child, KyrieofAccender, Songstressgirl07, MidnightGypsie,FreddysNightmare1984

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It's time for QUOTES:

"why does everything cool try to kill me?!"-Zak Saturday,The secret Saturdays

"your mom's bad science"-Doyle Blackwell,The secret Saturdays

"it may be stupid,but it's also dumb!"-Patrick Star,SpongeBob SquarePants

"hey Eddy,carrots are good for your eyes,can they dial a phone?"-Ed,from Ed,Edd n' Eddy

"live long and prosper"-Spock,Star trek:the original series

"dead or alive,you're coming with me"-Murphy(RoboCop),RoboCop

"your move creep!"-Murphy(RoboCop),RoboCop

"forgive your enemies.it messes with their heads"-the local weather guy

"hey Ferb,i know what we're gonna do today.run for our lives!"-Phineas,Phineas and Ferb

"success,fame,and fortune.they're all illusions.all there is that is real is the friendship that two can share"-Scarecrow,The wiz

"i'll be back!"-Terminator,from The Terminator

"I put a lot of mannequins in my room in the past, and I still have mannequins in my room, because I used to be very lonely, painfully lonely. You have no idea. I used to walk the streets looking for people to talk to. I'm talking about the height of one's career…. I would walk up to them, strangers, and say, "will you be my friend?" They'd go, "my god, Michael Jackson!" and that's not what I wanted"-Michael Jackson

"Lies run sprints but the truth runs marathons".-Michael Jackson

"In a world filled with hate, we must still dare to hope. In a world filled with anger, we must still dare to comfort. In a world filled with despair, we must still dare to dream. And in a world filled with distrust, we must still dare to believe"-Michael Jackson

"If You Enter This Word Knowing That You Are Loved, And Leave It Knowing The Same, Then What Happens In Between Can Be Dealt With"-Michael Jackson

"If they do something like that, maybe a Freddy Krueger fan, a girl, a really sick goth girl starts killing kids herself and Freddy has to put a stop to it, or they have to fight it out".
-Robert Englund (Cool movie ideas)

"You're going to have to surrender a little bit to the contrivance of how Freddy and Jason get together".
-Robert Englund

"i love it when a plan comes together!"-John "Hannibal" Smith,A-Team

The A-Team quotes:

B.A.: "Ahh! You pancaked my van! I'm gonna kill you, fool!"/ Murdock: "You, you can't park there. That's a handicapped zone."

Murdock: "You should see these bullets in 3D!"/ B.A.: "Murdock, get in here!"/ Murdock: "It's like we're actually being shot at!"/ B.A.: "We are being shot at you crazy fool!"

Murdock: "If you look out the righthand side of the aircraft, you will notice the right wing is on fire."

Nurse: "Mr. Murdock is a patient here."/ Murdock: "She's crazy, don't listen to her."/ Nurse: "I'm calling security." Murdock: "Is that you? I smell gas. Is that you?"/ Face: "You lit my arm on fire!"

"That concludes your flight with Miracle Airlines, the only airline where Lady Luck is your Co-Pilot" -H.M. Murdock

"I got no fear, I'll go up in anything. Except an elevator." -H.M. Murdock

that's all i can think of for now,but there will be more later!

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If you think that Math is a pointless subject after you've learnt the basics (e.g. adding and subtracting), copy and paste this onto your profile.

People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste this into your profile.

if you've seen the movie 'the wiz' and absolutly LOVE IT,then copy and paste this into your profile!

if you KNOW that Michael Jackson is the most amazing performer in history,then copy and paste this into your profile!

if you think Thriller is one of the best music videos ever,copy and paste this into your profile!

if you're OBSESSED with the Secret Saturdays,then copy and paste this into your profile!

if you love the Jackson 5 as much as i do,copy and paste this into your profile!

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you KNOW Within Temptation is the greatest band ever,copy and paste this into your profile!

If you KNOWthat the 2010 Camaro is the greatest,most awesome car in history,then copy and paste this into your profile!http://cdn-www.rsportscars.com/images/chevrolet/2010-chevrolet-camaro/chevrolet-camaro-production-2010-yellow-nose.jpg

If you likeMySpace,but KNOWthat Fanfiction.net is way more fun,then copy and paste this into your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing their asses off.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate fudge instead

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree then copy this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you ever mad laugh for no reason copy/paste this to your profile.

If you LOVEyour GBA SP(Gameboy Advance SP),then copy and paste this into your profile!

If you want the Saturdays to air on Fridays at 8:00 PM, copy to your bio

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more then five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird, means you are normal. Saying that your normal is odd. If you admit that your weird and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect., copy this into your profile!

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile

if you think Bonanza is the greatest western show of all time, copy and past this on your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you are going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you're easily distracted, copy and pa- OOH SHINY!

If you are over the age of 12 and still watch cartoon network, disney channel ect., and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.

-If your profile is long, copy and paste this to make it longer.

If you want animal neglect and abuse to stop then copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list: SamManson14, Jessica01, FreddysNightmare1984

If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on end, if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile..

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy& Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have written an awesome story, but can never seem to finish it, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever started an argument with yourself and lost, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

Some people think I'm insane. If you've ever been called insane before, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you sing along to the "Campfire Song Song" every time you hear it on Spongebob, copy and paste!

If you find "copy and paste" thingys addicting, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says "If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have a insane friend copy this into your profile.

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GREATEST VIDEOS IN HISTORY:

I just can't stop loving you(french version)-Michael Jacksonhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAxbUztkfHM

I just an't stop loving you(spanish version)-Michael Jacksonhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-JBA2VU6U4

Trailer for 'This is it' moviehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyrkcz7msfY&feature=channel_page

Smooth Criminal-Michael Jacksonhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex30DYwQlHU

Rock with you-Michael Jacksonhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8n5f3iJLz4

I want you back-Jackson 5http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQKDOtlRFWQ&feature=PlayList&p=F9278F135DE44FA7&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=56

Don't stop till you get enough-Michael Jacksonhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_hz2am90Hk

Thriller-Michael Jacksonhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtyJbIOZjS8

Bad-Michael Jacksonhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG5NhkxQJQc

Billie Jean-Michael Jacksonhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En-cHBv7UpA

Beat it-Michael Jacksonhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqxo1SKB0z8

Star Trek bloopershttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZAkGfJY05k

You can't win(from the wiz movie)-Michael Jacksonhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YrinCQOxB0

ABC-Jackson 5http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqIeso6SBm0

trailer for 'The wiz' movie-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZC_sdHwBAQ

Rckin' Robin-Jackson 5http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4VCUbL7jsc

watch 'The wiz' here-http://www.onlinewatchmovies.net/2009/04/wiz-1978-hollywood-movie-watch-online.html

You are not alone-Michael Jacksonhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8rYl6K2STc

Black or white-Michael Jacksonhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tduCYdo1NnM

Eat it("Beat it" spoof)-Weird Alhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyfcOriVKBM

watch RoboCop(part 1) here-http://www.56.com/u18/v_MjQ0OTQ4OTU.html

watch RoboCop(part 2) here-http://www.56.com/u76/v_MjQ0OTQ4NjU.html

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WORST VIDEO EVER!!

Smooth Criminal-Alien Ant Farm-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2HhRFi4zuQ

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STAR WARS NAME (First three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first name, last three letters of your Mother's maiden name):Reujulin

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1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? nope

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? no

3) How many houses have you lived in? two

4) Favorite candy bar? Kit Kat

5) Favorite shoes? Flip Flops

6) Have you ever tripped someone? yes

7) Least favorite school subject? Math

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? yes,but i never listen to it

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? no

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. cupcakes

12) Favorite genre of music?gothic rock,pop(spcifically Michael Jackson),some country

13) What is your zodiac sign? Aquarius

14) What time were you born? not sure

15) Do you like beer? not really

16) Ever made a prank phone call? no

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? Silly songs with Larry(i've had that since i was a kid)

18) Are you sarcastic? Kinda

19) What are your favorite colors? purple,black,blue,orange,pink(i don't like pink as much as i used to, and i only like hot pink. to me, light pink is a sissy color)

20) How many watches do you own? not sure

21) Summer or winter? Winter

23) Favorite color to wear? Black,purple,red,pink,blue,aqua

24) Pepsi or Sprite? both,mostly Pepsi

25) What color is your cell phone? silver(i wish it was pink/or purple though)

26) Where is your second home?Sebring

27) Have you ever slapped someone? No, but I'm surprised I haven't yet.

28) Have you ever had a cavity? no.

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? one

30) How many video games do you own? way too many to count

31) What was your first pet? a hamster

32) Ever had braces? no

33) Do looks matter? To losers, yes.although good looks never hurt :)

34) Do you use chapstick? Yea.

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School.i'm not in high school

36) American Eagle or Abercombie?both

37) Are you too forgiving?Unfortunatly

38) How many children do you want? one,possibly two

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? Yeah, a t-shirt with a picture of Wilt on it(Wilt from Foster's home for imaginary friends),a This is it shirt

40) Favorite breakfast meal? Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal

41) Do you own a gun? no

42) Ever thought you were in love? no.

43) When was the last time you cried? this morning

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? watched The Godfather

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? Olive Garden

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? no

47) Have you ever been in a castle? no

48) Nicknames? Jules,sweet pea(onlymy parents can call me that),Lola,Freddy(people call me that on this site, but i don't mind)

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? No.

50) Ever been to Kentucky? yes.specifically to the Kentucky horse park

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? No.

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? yeah, Michael Jackson :(

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? Yup.that's my Beagle's nickname

55) Do you own a diamond ring? yeah

56) Are you happy with your life right now? NOT AT ALL

57) Do you dye your hair? i dyed it red once(natural red,not bright red)

58) Does anyone like you? my friends

59) What year were you born? 1992

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? like i can remember that.

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? heck no!

62) McDonalds or Wendys? both,McDonalds is better though

63) Do you like yourself? not really.

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? dad

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? cool hair,nice smile

66) Are you afraid of the dark? when i'm alone,yeah

67) Have you ever eaten paste? No...

68) Do you own a webcam? yes,but i don't know how to use it,lol

69) Have you ever stripped? NO!! never will either

70) Ever broke a bone? No, hope i never do

72) Do you chat on AIM often? never

73) Pringles or Lays? both,but Pringles are better

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? no,hope i never do

75) Rugrats or Doug? both

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Full House

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? never had one

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? No.

79) Do you have a birth mark? Yes, on my leg

81) Can you cook? No.that's what microwaves are for(wow,that sounds lazy)lol

82) 3 things that REALLY annoy you:

1. Michael Jackson haters.hate him all you want,but don't be cruel

2. being told 2 get off the phone

3. i hate it when my cat Daisy bites me for no reason. i mean, i can just be petting her and she'll just bite me for no reason!!

83) Do you text message often? never.

84) Money or love? Love, duh!but i like money :)

85) Do you have any scars? no physical ones.a lot of emotional ones though

86) What do you want more than anything right now? to be a voice actress for one of my favorite tv shows,to become a famous actress someday,to be in a horror movie

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? only the Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, Halloween, and Child's Play movies

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationship, a real one :)

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? yeah,not too greasy though.that's just gross

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? YES!!! i love them ;)

92) Do you own a box of crayons? No

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My dad.

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? Mom.

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? probably my mom.

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? My dad.

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? well,i don't like to talk about it.let's just say he's someone very famous

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? Nobody.

100) Who was the last person that called you? my dad :)

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MY FAVORITE CARS:

1.)2010 Camarohttp://www.tuningtruck.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2010_chevrolet_camaro_transformers_special_edition_100183762_s.jpg

2.)1978 Camarohttp://www.swiss35thle.com/s/cc_images/cache_1299833816.jpg

3.)Bently Azurehttp://z.about.com/d/cars/1/0/E/T/Bentley_Azure.jpg

4.)Bently Brooklandshttp://www.luxurylaunches.com/entry_images/0408/15/2009_bentley_brooklands_1-thumb-450x299.jpg

5.)Bently Continental Flying Spurhttp://www.carfolio.com/images/dbimages/zgas/models/id/16227/2008_bentley_continental_flying_spur.jpg

6.)BMW 1 serieshttp://www.bmwtowson.com/research/Images/2008-bmw-1-series.jpg

7.)Cadillac CTS/CTS-Vhttp://www.cadillacauto.net/images/cadillac-cts-v-2009-712496.jpg

8.)Corvette/Z06/ZR1http://image.vetteweb.com/f/corvette-news/corvette-z06-zr1-on-the-chopping-block/16594883cr1re0ar1/2010-corvette-zr1.jpg

9.)2010 Volthttp://www.thelightisgreen.com/GM20Volt2001_1.jpg

10.)Challenger/SRT8http://www.carbodydesign.com/archive/2008/02/08-dodge-challenger-srt8-image-gallery/Dodge-Challenger-SRT8-09.jpg

11.)Charger/SRT8http://www.cardotcom.com/cars/images02/06charger-srt8.jpg

12.)Viper/ACRhttp://www.autofans.us/images/Dodge/200820Dodge20Viper20ACR201.jpg

13.)Ferrari 599 GTB Fioranohttp://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-2007/2007-Hamann-Ferrari-599-GTB-Fiorano-Front-And-Side-1280x960.jpg

14.)Ferrari 612 Scagliettihttp://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-2007/2007-Hamann-Ferrari-612-Scaglietti-Front-And-Side-1280x960.jpg

15.)Ferrari Californiahttp://allworldcars.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/2009_ferrari_california_many_colors.jpg

16.)Ferrari F430/430 Scuderiahttp://images.sytner.co.uk/w3images/used_stock/-52258/new_image_1.jpg

17.)Jaguar XJ/XJRhttp://autoreview.belproject.com/media/1/20070301-2008-jaguar-xj-2.jpg

18.)Jaguar XK/XKRhttp://assets.clickmotive.com/ail/stills_white_0640/6160/6160_st0640_046.jpg

19.)Lamborghini Gallardo LP560-4 hhttp://image.motortrend.com/f/roadtests/exotic/9850650/112_0808_02z2009_lamborghini_gallardo_lp560_4passenger_motion.jpg

20.)Lamborghini Murcielagohttp://autoshow.roadfly.com/wp-content/gallery/lamborghini-murcielago-lp-640/lamborghini-murcielago-lp-640.jpg

21.)Lotus Elise/Elise SChttp://images.marken.auto-motor-und-sport.de/media/mdb/112565/Lotus-Elise-SC.jpg

22.)Lotus Exige S/Exige S 240http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2009/01/Lotus_Exige_S_240.JPG

23.)Mini Clubman/S/JCWhttp://news-images.caradisiac.com/IMG/jpg/4/9/5/9/0/Mini-JCW_Clubman-1_grande.jpg

24.)Mini Cooper/S/JCWhttp://ado15.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/181112161_4b4b47b9a3_o.jpg

25.)Pontiac Solstice/GXPhttp://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2009/04/2009_Pontiac_Solstice_GXP_Coupe.jpg

26.)Porsche 911/Carrera/Turbohttp://assets.clickmotive.com/ail/stills_white_0640/5937/5937_st0640_046.jpg

27.)Porsche Boxsterhttp://image.motortrend.com/f/auto-news/2009-porsche-boxster-cayman-details-released-power-upped-to-320-hp-in-cayman-s/11766275cr1re0ar1/2009-porsche-boxster-s.jpg

28.)Rolls-Royce Phantomhttp://wickedcars.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/rolls-royce-phantom.jpg

29.)Rolls-Royce Phantom Coupe/Drophead Coupehttp://www.rsportscars.com/foto/08/phantom07_01.jpg

30.)Volkswagen Beetle(1963)http://www.ridelust.com/wp-content/uploads/aa_1963_volkswagon_beetle_herbie.jpg

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MY VIDEO:
VulcanGirl's chickens-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNOXSTsVOZw

this is a vid for all my friends @ www.backyardchickens.com

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OMG, this is so weird! you know the green cat-like cryptid i mentioned OMG,this is so weird!!!! remember the green cat cryptid in chapter 3 of A whole new world? well, remember that i called it Cactus Cat? well i did some research, and it's name actually ISCactus Cat! pretty weird huh? and here i thought i came up with that name myself(guess i can't get a patent on that name,lol). here's a link to photos/info about Cactus Cat(i also call it C.C):http://secretsaturdays.wikia.com/wiki/Cactus_cat

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Copy
And
Paste
This
If
You
Just
L.o.v.e
Michael
Jackson to show the world that he is the one and only king of pop
M-Magnificent
I-Innocent
C-Caring
H-Handsome
A-Amazing
E-Exquisite
L-Lovable

J-Justice
A-Angel
C-Cute
K-King Of Pop
S-Sexy
O-Oh So Wonderful
N-Number 1

copy all that in your profile if you love Michael Jackson!!

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If you think that the people of Cartoon Network are being complete idiots for canceling Chowder, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a fan of Chowder, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Hannah Montana is a total sellout, copy and paste this into your profile.

Thousands of girls love the Jonas Brothers. If you're one of the teenagers who think they're just another boy band, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

Normal is SO overrated. If you agree with this statement, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't stand your family, and yet you wouldn't change anything about it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a cat lover, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to stop child abuse, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Werewolves are waaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy better then vampires if you think so too copy & paste this into your profile.

If you are a rabid fan of Avatar: The Last Airbender, copy and paste this into your profile, or Ozai will GET YOU!

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Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

If you've ever busted a move or burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burst into a fit of laughter for no apparent reason (other than some inside joke that no one else in the universe would find funny) copy this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. ;P

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you've ever really wanted to give a certain cartoon character a hug, copy and paste this on your profile

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile copy and paste this into your profile.

If you care more about cartoon relationships than human ones copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish your life was just one big cartoon where good guys always win and laughing is required, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think corn is funny copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're arachnophobic copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like the color purple copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU ARE A KOWALSKI FANGIRL AND PROUD OF IT.. COPY AND PASTE.

If you quote along with your favourite shows and love doing that, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've seen the colours pink and green and suddenly think of Cosmo and Wanda, copy and paste this into your profile.

COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LOVE HEATH LEDGER AND CRIED TEARS OF JOY WHEN HE WON THE OSCAR!!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, imaginarylullabyes,cutieismynam, T-H-E OANA, reimihara21, Emerald Penguin, BlackxValentine, FreddysNightmare1984

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THE TOP 10 HOTTEST ACTORS

10.)Mark Hamill-http://cache2.artprintimages.com/LRG/10/1063/UBNL000Z.jpg // http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XqeyaQgIzS0/Svl4chwFIhI/AAAAAAAAAgg/jeVR8qrUERY/s400/mark-hamill.jpg

9.)Tom Wopat-http://www.natedawson.com/g1/albums/2003-08-06-NYC-Trip-Pics/TomWopat.jpg // http://www.mainstreetmallonline.com/fanstuff/members/buhhoe1/listings/wopat3100508.JPG

8.)Johnny Depp-http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/johnny-depp-image1.jpg // http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/images/j/johnny_depp-6552.jpg

7.)Marlon Brando-http://good-wallpapers.com/wallpapers/12094/Marlon-Brando-Wallpaper.jpg // http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/EVTPOD/MBDSTNA-EC017.jpg

6.)John Wayne-http://www.latimes.com/includes/projects/hollywood/portraits/john_wayne.jpg // http://www.things-and-other-stuff.com/images/MASTOSprofiles/0385_wayne_john.jpg

5.)Al Pacino-http://www.starfetch.com/keywords/Al_Pacino/Al_Pacino_1.jpeg // http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/al-pacino/al-pacino-20050427-37262.jpg

4.)James Caan-http://oscarabolafia.com/pictures/covers/1975-06.In%20The%20Know.James%20Caan.jpg // http://www.freeclassicimages.com/images/JAMES%20CAAN%20v2.jpg

3.)Keir Dullea-http://starland.com/sf-sc/sc01/images/Dullea-Keir.jpg // http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Zm-2hX05Nfg/TARY7fu9oGI/AAAAAAAAAZ0/lg5lMfR67CI/s1600/keirinbunnylake.jpg

2.Douglas Rain(it's his voice that's hot XD)-http://content6.flixster.com/photo/96/10/13/9610132_gal.jpg // http://autonomousfuture.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/hal9000.jpg

1.)Gary Lockwood-http://images.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/2/2f/Gary_Mitchell.jpg // http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-dt62xkMAJ4E/TWFCZCOo3jI/AAAAAAAAAo4/1VmW0NCeJA8/s1600/Gary%2BLockwood.jpg

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10 WAYS YO KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH SECRET WINDOW

1. You get scared when you see a shovel or a screwdriver.

2. When you have corn for a meal, you look at it skeptically but then bite into it, careful to make a loud sound!

3. When you see corn you yell, "TED AND AMY!!"

4. You started loving Mountain Dew and Doritos after you saw the movie.

5. You have a fan-girl freak out when you see Morton Salt.

6. You've taken the line, "I'm just peachy, Mr. Shooter, how are you?" but made it apply to another person you know.

7. You noticed that I forgot the "oh" in the line above. It's "Oh, I'm just peachy..."

8. You get sad if someone buys you a BOTTLE of mountain dew instead of a can. It's gotta' be a can!

9. Even though it's a fictional story it changed your opinion on cabins by lakes.

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10 WAYS TO TELL YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS

1. You start humming 'This is Halloween' or any other song from TNBC and you have no idea your doing it.

2. You go to the woods in your back yard and look for the holiday doors.

3. You want to name your new puppy after Jack's dog Zero.

4. Everytime you see a potato sack you take a piece of string from it and tangle it up in a fan.

5. Your actually looking at the list because it applies to you.

6. Your smiling because you know it's true.

7. Your parents think your going goth because your room is filled with TNBC stuff.

8. You draw either Jack or Sally on a piece of paper at least once a day.

9. When you die you want to end up in Halloweentown.

And the 10'th way

10. Your DVD player broke because you used it over and over again watching the movie.

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I suffer from Johnny Depp addiction, I enjoy every minute of it.

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Everyone has a best friend. Human or not. A best friend leaves their important events for you. A best friend luvs you through your whole lives. Copy and Paste if you have a Best Friend!!

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KIT VS KAT PHOTOS:http://s263.photobucket.com/albums/ii153/horsecrazy707/Kit%20vs%20Kat/

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Here are some questions about me:

1. What is your favorite TV show?

The A-Team

2. What is the most recent movie you saw?

2001: A Space Odyssey

3. If you could do anything, what would it be?

be in the next A-Team movie ;)

4. What is your favorite number?

i have two; 7 and 13

5. What do you do to fall asleep?

nothing

6. Do you hate anyone?

Well, there may be a few people I don't really like, but I don't hate anyone.

7. Who's your favorite singer/band?

SINGER:Michael Jackson/BAND:Within Temptation

8. What is the weirdest thing about you?

my HUGE crush on HAL 9000

9. Are you a bad person?

I don't think I am, but hey, everyone has there own opinion.

10. What do you like to drink?

water,coke,vanilla coke,cream soda,root beer,chocolate milk,orange juice(pulp free)

11. What is your favorite candy?

chocolate

12. Where do you want to go?

California

13. Who in your favorite TV show are you mostly like?

MURDOCK

14. What do you always say to keep yourself going in life?

"if God brings you to it, he will bring you through it"

15. What do you think is really annoying?

people who complain a lot

16. Do you have any goals?

well i'd like to work toward my goal of being an actress

17. If you get married some day do you want to have children. If you do, how many, and what gender?

YES! I want to have one kid, and I want it to be a boy.but if i have more then one,that's cool

18. What is your favorite song?

i have two;Smooth Criminal and Speechless, both by Michael Jackson

19. Are you scared of Horror movies?

no, they don't really bother me. well,some do(*cough*HUMAN CENTIPEDE*cough*)

20. Are you bored from answering these questions?

YES! PLEASE STOP!!

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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse (i ride horses, and i'm not texan)

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT ONLINE, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bitch.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

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My OCs

Delinda Elizabeth Locklear(from my Avengers forum)- Delinda is a 19 year old girl who joined the superhero team The Avengers. she is very shy and sensitive and not very trusting of people. her powers are invisibility, the ability to project force fields, the ability to phase through solid objects, and above average agility.

Valerie Clarke(from my 2001: A Space Odyssey story, The third astronaut)- the only female astronaut on the Jupiter mission. she's a beautiful redhead who is extreamly intelligent for her age, and has a somewhat celebrity status for, so far, being the only female astronaut on a space mission. she is best friends with fellow astronausts Dave Bowman and Frank Poole, the three of them becomng fast friends as kids through their shared love and fascination of space and the unknown. Valerie loves Dave like a brother, and is unaware that Frank is in love with her and plans on asking her to marry him. Valerie is somewhat unsure of her feelings for HAL 9000, the onboard computer of the Discovery One spaceship.

here's what Valerie looks like: http://static.moviefanatic.com/images/gallery/bryce-dallas-howard-in-5050_400x601.jpg // http://cdn.blogs.sheknows.com/celebsalon.sheknows.com/2010/10/bryce-dallas-howard-hair1.jpg // http://www.eclipsemovie.org/images/00817.jpg

Kit(from my Kid vs Kat stories)- a pink alien cat that Burt got for Coop so he could have a pet too. she and Kat eventually fall in love and are about to become parents ;)

Lina Myers(from my Secret Saturdays story)- an 11 1/2 year old girl who is a big fan of the Secret Saturdays. one day she somehow gets transported to their world and has many adventures with the Saturdays. and she learns some shocking things about her family along the way!

Juliana Parker(from my Nightmare on Elm Street story)- a 17 year old who is a major NOES fan. she starts having dreams about Freddy Krueger and realizes that he is all too real. she and Freddy make a deal, and Juliana has to do the worst thing possible. not to mention she's in love with Freddy ;)

Heather Monroe(from my Nightmare on Elm Street story)- a 16 1/2 year old girl who is Juliana's best friend. at first she thinks Juliana is crazy, but she soon finds out that Freddy Krueger is real, and tries to convince her friend to to break off her deal with him.

David Summers(from my Nightmare on Elm Street story)- an 18 year old who is friends with Juliana and Heather. he's been in love with Juliana for a long time and can't understand why she loves Freddy. he mainly spends time with Heather, and the two of them try to convince Juliana to break her deal with Freddy. David also wants revenge for his girlfriend Brandy, becasue Freddy killed her.

Gwenivere(from PerryRocks' forum, Life with a Pika!(it's a Penguins of Madagascar forum)/Life with an Umbreon)- Gwenivere is an Umbreon who is best friends with Ava the Pikachu(PerryRocks' OC). Gwenivere and her sister Cameron travel to New York to see Ava, and Gwenivere quickly develops a crush on Kowalski. Gwenivere is very kind and caring, but she's very headstrong and likes to have things her way. she and Kowalski quickly fall in love and become boyfriend/girlfriend(then they eventually got married). Gwenivere also adopts an orphaned baby dove named Rudy. Gwen is Rico's BFF. in 'Life with an Umbreon', my 'Regular Show' story, Gwen is Mordecai's friend and she and Rigby don't really don't get along well most of the time. she has a crush on Mordecai.

Rudy(from PerryRocks' forum, Life with a Pika!(it's a Penguins of Madagascar forum))-Rudy is a dove that Gwen and Kowalski adopted. he had a hurt wing when Gwen found him, and she decided to adopt him. he is very adventurous and is jealous of his new baby brother.

Michael(from PerryRocks' forum, Life with a Pika!(it's a Penguins of Madagascar forum))-Michael is Kowalski's and Gwen's son. he looks exactly like Kowalksi but he's black with red eyes, Gwen's yellow markings, and a long tail. he's really sweet and playful and he adores everyone. he likes to call Rudy 'Ru Ru', much to Rudy's embarrassment.

Cameron(from PerryRocks' forum, Life with a Pika!(it's a Penguins of Madagascar forum))- Cameron is an Espeon who went to New York with her sister Gwenivere to find her old friend Ava. she takes a liking to all the penguins, especially Private, and is very sweet and caring. she doesn't like it when Gwenivere and Ava fight over Kowalski. Cameron is Private's BFF

Lacey(from PerryRocks' forum, Life with a Pika!(it's a Penguins of Madagascar forum))-Lacey is a girl who is a big fan of the A-Team(PerryRocks was awesome enough to let me include the A-Team in her forum!!). she is really good with mechanics and can pretty much fix anything. she has a big crush on B.A. and she thinks Rudy is adorable. she and Rudy are really close. Lacey is also a character in my upcoming A-Team story. and she looks just like Megan Fox

here's what Lacey looks like: http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Megan-Fox-t03.jpg

Mylie(from my Adventure Time oneshot/upcoming story)-Mylie is an 11 1/2 year old girl who hates cartoons. she is very "mature" for her age, and doesn't act like most '11 going on 12' year olds. Mylie's little sister Jamie is a huge fan of Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, but Mylie can't stand the show. so what happens to her when she gets transported to the land of Ooo? well you'll have to read my Adventure Time fanfic to find out(it's coming soon)

Alyssa Jiroux(from my Shining story)-Alyssa is a huge horror movie fan, and her favorite movie is The Shining. she gets transported into the movie and quickly befrieds Wendy and Danny. she has a crush on Jack, and he has a strong attraction to her.

Kylie Connor(from my Terminator story)-Kylie Connor is Sarah Connor's 18 year old daughter, and John's older sister. Sarah adopted Kylie when she was 8, not long before John was born. John and Kylie are very close and are very protective of each other. when a Terminator is sent back to 1994 to protect the siblings, Kylie quickly falls for the machine, much to John's confusion. Kylie is very tough and headstrong, and she is very independant. Kylie is also confused about her feelings for The Terminator.

Colby Jones(from my Expendables forum)-Colby is an 18 year old girl who's best friend is Nikki(Red Queen Megz's OC). Nikki is Tool's fiance and she and Colby like to hang out at the tattoo shop. Colby isn't very brave and is sort of whimpy, but she stands up for what she believes in and is willing to risk everything for the people she loves. she also has a big crush on Barney, whom she thinks is oblivious to her feelings. if anyone can come up with a good name for the BarneyxColby pairing, please let me know

Carly(from my Gremlins RP forum)-Carly is a 17 year old girl who is Billy Peltzer's best friend. she has a crush on him, but doesn't tell him cause she knows he likes Kate. she absolutely ADORES Gizmo and treats him like a baby. she is somewhat overly protective of him and easily gets worried about him. she and Billy have been friends since they were kids, and are very close. Carly hates Stripe, particuarly cause he's mean to Gizmo. she basically hates all Gremlins, except for Brain.

Rita(from my Regular Show forum and my RS/Invader Zim crossovers)-Rita is Rigby's psychotic older sister.

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Favorite Kowalski Quotes:

" Can you think of even of one time I have ever played a trick or even TOLD a joke?"

" PSHH! Don't get your feathers in a bunch, Private!"

" It's a chemical in the brain inducing bliss, highly addictive."

" Always prepared BABY!!"

Surrender is a verb Skipper. It means to give up or yield...oh right...here...I'll do it myself*slaps himself*

" Now this time I want you to be a good goo guy"

" I've cracked the Love Code...OH BABY!!"

looking up at the sky* " SCIENCE! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME??!"

"Without friends his delicate psychy snapped like snappyest snappersons, the snappyest kid in Snappadelvia,snap snappersons since snaps photography specialists!"

" You heard the Doctor, that infection did things to his brain...HORRIBLE THINGS!"

" BOOYA!!"

"Without friends his delicate psychy snapped like snappyest snappersons, the snappyest kid in Snappadelvia,all of snap snappersons since snaps photography specialists!"

" I don't know, I am dying to see that catapult in action."

" This is a scientifically engineered hook-up"

" RESPECT THE SCIENCE!"

" Wow, we are really good looking...*all three Kowalski's*...Mmhhmmmm!"

" You've got to stop me!"

" BOOMSHAKANAH!"

" Easy, Kowalski, easy..."

" Commence Operation...get Skipper out of the locked van?"

" Okay, let's get stupid!"

" It hurts! It hurts so bad!!"

" FIRE EVERYTHING!!!"

" OH, BABY!"

" I said, yo! As in yo I am down with that!"

"So wild, so free, and I know I can tame her!"

" Oh Mama, it's got me, oh boy!"

"Cool cars go faster. That's a scientific fact."

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Top ten annoying questions to ask yourself:

1. What do you enjoy doing on the internet?

A: I like to go on Fanfiction and listen to music on youtube while doing that, and RP with Perry

2. What is the most laziest thing you do?

A: Go on the laptop all day

3. What animal do you think you represent?

A: Horse

4. Out of all your OC's who do you think is the cutest?

A: Either Gwen or Cameron

5. What is the WORST thing on earth?

A: that huge oil spill

6. If you could be ruler of earth for a day, what would you change?

A: Animal abuse to be stopped and world peace!! XD

7. If one of your OC's could get married to a character from POM, who would it be?

A: Gwen, DUH!! she'd marry Kowalski. oh wait, SHE ALREADY DID!!!!!!! *Pounds jealously on couch*

8. If you could hug and get hugged back by a character who would it be? (I think I know the answer)

A: KOWALSKI!!!!!!

9. Do you think people should copy and paste this?

A: If they don't wanna anyway...

10. If life is hard for you, what do you wanna change to?

A: I WANNA CHANGE INTO A HORSE AND RUN FREE WITH THE MUSTANGS!!

11. If you could meet 3 celebrities, who would they be?

1. James Franco

2. Bruce Willis

3. Sylvester Stallone

there are SO many more celebs i'd like to meet XD

12. You do realize that you have 12 Q's instead of 10 right?

A: Yeah I know Buwahahahaha

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this is so sweet!!

When my sister was younger she came home from school one day and demanded I take her to the library so she could get books on sign language.

I asked why? She told me there was a new kid at school who was deaf and she wanted to befriend him.

today i stood beside her at their wedding and watched her sign "I DO"

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STUPID LABELS:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

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Female Comebacks

Man: Have I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really? 'Cause I'd put f and u together.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a hit woman. I kill only males that use dumb pick-up lines. Like you.

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SOUNDTRACK TO YOUR LIFE

If your life were a movie what would the soundtrack be?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Win amp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening credits:
Anything for you-by Evanescence (hmm... don't think so)

Waking up:
Lay all your love on me-by ABBA (nope, i wouldn't want to wake up to that XD)

First day at school:
Never let you go-by Justin Bieber (NOPE!)

Making you new best friend:
I just can't wait to be king-from The lion king soundtrack (HUH?!)

Falling in love:
Without you-by Michael Landon (lol, that's more of a breakup song)

Breaking up:
Think of me-from Phantom of the opera soundtrack (i don't think so!)

Prom:
Right Round-by Alvin and The Chipmunks (hmm... maybe)

Graduation:
Born to be wild-by The Mooney Suzuki (LOL)

Life’s ok:
Telephone-by Lady Gaga (not really)

Death of a close friend:
Que Creias-by Selena (well since that song's spanish i'm not really sure what it's about(i don't speak spanish))

Mental break down:
If you're not the one-by Daniel Bedingfield (LOL, not even close!)

Driving:
I just can't stop loving you(instumental version)-by Michael Jackson (FINALLY, this one would work! XD)

Flash back:
We're almost there-by Michael Jackson (maybe)

Getting back together:
Factory chase-from The Terminator soundtrack (that's way off!)

Birth of child:
Davy Jones-from Pirates of the carribbean; dead man's chest soundtrack (hm... maybe the first part)

Wedding scene:
Viveras Selena(a tribute to Selena)-by various artists (no, not exactly)

Car accident:
So close-by Jennette McCurdy (LOL, no way!)

Final battle:
Just like you-by Three days grace (nope. come on, why couldn't i have gotten Requiem for a dream or something?)

Death scene:
Heartbreak hotel-by Elvis Presley (LOL)

Funeral song:
It's over-by Roy Orbison (maybe)

End credits:
(You're the) devil in disguise-by Elvis Presley (nope)

Deleted scenes:
Day tripper-by The Beatles (YEAH!)

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SOUNDTRACK TO YOUR LIFE(MY VERSION)
If your life were a movie what would the soundtrack be?
i've made my own version of this where you can pick any song you want!!

Opening credits:
Smooth Criminal-by Michael Jackson (just because that's my favorite song)

Waking up:
Walking on sunshine-by Aly and AJ (it seems like a wake up song to me...)

First day at school:
Smile-by Michael Jackson (it's a real uplifting song)

Making you new best friend:
True Friend-by Miley Cyrus (why not?)

Falling in love:
Speechless-by Michael Jackson (it's just beautiful)

Breaking up:
7 things-by Miley Cyrus (it totally fits)

Prom:
Thriller-by Michael Jackson (YEAH!! that'd be awesome to dnace to!!)

Graduation:
The climb-by Miley Cyrus (it's about accomplishing your goal... and graduating certainly counts)

Life’s ok:
Telephone-by Lady Gaga (eh, i decided not to change this one)

Death of a close friend:
i miss you-by Miley Cyrus/In the arms of the angels-by Sarah Mclaughlin (they both fit this situation)

Mental break down:
Utopia-by Within Temptation (i couldn't think of any other song...)

Driving:
I just can't stop loving you(instumental version)-by Michael Jackson (i decided not to change this answer too)

Flash back:
My wish-by Rascal Flatts (i couldn't think of anything else)

Getting back together:
I love you-by Sarah Mclaughlin

Birth of child:
i can't think of anything for this one

Wedding scene:
I just can't stop loving you/You are not alone-by Michael Jackson (i've always wanted to play MJ songs at my wedding!)

Car accident:
eh, i got nothing

Final battle:
Requiem for a dream(instrumental) (come on, that makes an awesome battle song!)

Death scene:
In the arms of the angels-by Sarah Mclaughlin (it fits)

Funeral song:
It's over-by Roy Orbison (i didn't change this one either)

End credits:
Say say say-by Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney (that song's awesome!)

Deleted scenes:
The Benny Hill theme song-instrumental (if you've heard it you'd know why i picked it XD)

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37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."]

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Girls Don't Realize These Things

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

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12 things you shouldn't say to a police officer:

1. "I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. "Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3."Aren't you the guy from the Village People?"
4. "Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. "Are You Andy or Barney?"
6. "I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. "You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. "I pay your salary!
9. "Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. "Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. "I was trying to keep up with traffic." When the cop says that there are no other cars, reply with: "Yes, I know there are no other
cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are."
12. When the Officer says "Gee Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

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TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!

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Ways to make yourself seem like a total idiot. (Dylexa made these up!)

1: Drool on a lot of stuff. People will really think your stupid!

2: Talk in a really annoying voice; nobody will like you very much!

3: Stare at someone with a silly expression on your face.

4: Attempt to make a fire by rubbing two plastic pens together.

5: Exclaim that you just went in your pants...again.

6: Eat with your mouth open.

7: Try to write on a piece of paper with your finger. When someone asks, shush them, and tell them your making a picture of a polar bear in a blizzard.

8: Tell people you know Karate, and then do a ballet dance.

9: Pretend that you are a baby, and crawl around like a baby, saying "Goo-goo ga-ga!"

10: Stand around for a bit, and then finally, say; "Well, now the show is over. Goodnight!"

11: Offer someone a chewed piece of gum.

12: Whisper your deepest darkest secrets to a tree, looking suspicious.

13: Argue with your imaginary friend at Wallmart.

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Okay, now pick 13 characters you like from any TV show, book, movie, or video game, then answer the questions below the list:

1: Bender (from Futurama)

2: Doktor Frogg (from the Leauge of super evil/L.O.S.E)

3: Voltar (from League of super evil/L.O.S.E)

4: Fry (from Futurama)

5: Dr. Zoidberg(from Futurama)

6: Zuko (from Avatar:the last Airbender)

7: Gwen (my Umbreon OC from various forums/my Regular Show story)

8: Kowalski (from Penguins of Madagascar)

9: Lina (my Secret Saturdays OC)

10: Freddy Krueger(from the Nightmare on Elm Street movies)

11: Balto (from the movie... uh, Balto XD)

12: Leela (from Futurama)

13: Kenny (from South Park

here are the questions:

1: Let's say that you and 1 were trapped in a well. What would 1 do?

Bender would most likely find some way to get himself out of the well and then run off yelling, "YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN TOOTS!"

2: What if you and 2 were trying to figure out a difficult puzzle, the both of you are hand-cuffed together, and the only chance you have to live is if you two figure out the puzzle. Is 2 smart enough to figure the puzzle?

heck yeah, Frogg is super smart!! plus being hand-cuffed to him wouldn't be so bad ;)

3: Let's say that your an adult, and you are about to get married! Does 3 throw you a party?

no, he'd be too busy failing at being a Super villain

4: What if you became a spy, and told 4? What is 4's reaction?

lol, Fry would want me to show him all my kick ass spy gear!

5: You just told 5 to hug a tree! What would 5 say?

hmm... he'd either hug the tree or look at me strangely

6: What if you and 6 were dating? Would he/she be romantic with you?

OMG!! uh... maybe not at first :)

7: What if you found out that 7 was a famous actor/actress? Do you think 7 would have chosen to do this?

yeah, she likes a lot of attention

8: Do you think 8 can cook?

nah, that's more Rico's thing

9: What if you were about to kill yourself? Would 9 try to stop you? If so, how would he/she do it?

yeah, she would try to stop me. she'd probably juts try to gently talk me out of it

10: Do you think 10 would cheat on a test?

lol, FREDDY KRUEGER DOESN'T TAKE TESTS!! but if he did, he would totally cheat

11: Can 11 swim? If either yes or no, what would be 11's reaction if you pushed 11 into deep water? Would 11 drown?

yes. and i would NEVER push my childhood hero into the water!! but if i did, he wouldn't drown

12: If 12 had to be either a pirate, or a ninja, which one do you think would he/she would choose?

lol, i'd bet my money on Ninja

13: What if 13 turned evil? If he/she already is evil, what if 13 turned good? What do you think happened?

lol, Kenny isn't evil, just perverted! if he turned evil, he would probably kill everyone as payback for all the times he died

14: You are drowning in the ocean! What does 1 do?

nothing, he just stands there laughing at me

15: You just kissed 2! What is his/her reaction?

HOLY CRAP!! lol, he'd be like O.O

16: 13 is madly in love with 3. Can 3 feel the same way?

O.O LOL, NO WAY!!

17: You just had an operation, and 4 is a visitor. What do you think he/she wants? Does this mean that 4 is worried about you?

he wants to visit me cause he's my friend. and yes!

18: You and 5 are mad at each other. What happened? Who started the fight?

ZOIDBERG STOLE MY COOKIE!!

19: You just got poisoned and 6 is the only one around to help! What will 6 do?

lol, he'd probably try to get me to a healer or something

20: Okay, so you and 7 are sailing, and suddenly you two tip over! Can 7 put the boat back in place? Does this mean the end?

she's probably strong enough to tip the boat back up. and if not, she has awesome powers that can handle it!

21: Can 8 be a professional bullfighter?

OMG, NO! but that would be hilarious...

22: 9 has just found out your biggest darkest secret! Will he/she blabber it on to everyone? Will you have to move to Antarctica?

nah, she doesn't blab... cause if she blabs my secret, i blab hers!

23: Would 10 go crazy without coffee?

lol, no. HE'S ALREADY INSANE!!

24: You and 11 just found out that the nice fancy hotel you two are staying in is haunted! What does 11 do?

tries to remain calm

25: 12 just won 1million dollars! Will 12 give it to charity? Or will 12 keep it to him/herself?

she would most likely donate it to the Orphanarium

26: You and 13 are trapped in a maze! Is 13 smart enough to get you guys out?

lol, maybe, but he'd probably end up dead

27: 1 just found out that you only have a few days to live! What is his reaction?

PARTY!! cause he won't have to worry about me harrassing him anymore

28: You and 2 are out shopping, and you see something expensive you want REALLY bad. Will 2 try to buy it for you?

maybe, if it'll make me quit poking him...

29: 3 notices that you have been acting really depressed lately. Would 3 try to cheer you up?

nah, he'd tell me to get over it

30: Congratulations! You are now a parent! What is 4's reaction? (This is of course when your old enough to have kids)

he'll be like O.O but he'll be happy fro me too and come to see my kids

31: You and 13 have found this music that you two like, but 5 thinks it's stupid. Will 5 tell you what he thinks?

yes, he will say that he prefers music that isn't so loud and annoying

32: 6 is reading, and you suddenly tag him and exclaim; "TAG! YOUR IT!" What is 6's reaction?

he'll be real annoyed and maybe throw a fireball at my head

33: 7 thinks that 10 is cute! Can the two become a couple?

OMG, NO!! she's actually scared of him

34: 8 seems to be a fan of Twilight. Do you agree?

lol, no, i do not

35: Can 9 dance?

yeah, she dances with Zak all the time!!

36: You are doing 10's laundry and find out that all his/her white clothes turned pink due to accidentally putting a red sock in the washing machine. How will 10 react?

he'd be really pissed and cuss me out... and then probably try to kill me

37: 11 is invited to a pool party! What is 11's reaction? Is 11 excited?

yeah, he's excited, but he keeps cool about it

38: You just got hit by a car! Will 12 rush you to a hospital?

yes, because she's awesome!

39: You and 13 are playing chess, and you win, and now 13 owes you 50 bucks. How does 13 react?

he'd be pissed and hesitatnly hand over the moola

40: You and 1 are hanging out, it starts to rain, and you two are in the middle of the woods, so you two have no place to go. What will 1 do?

try to find a dry spot where only he can go

41: You and 2 are walking around town, and suddenly some guy with a gun comes up from behind you, and threatens to kill you with it unless you both give him your money. What would 2 do?

run around like a headless chicken... after throwing all his money at the guy

42: 3 calls you up, saying that he's/she's depressed about something, and wants to talk to you about it. Are you dreaming? Would 3 really ask for advice from you?

heck no, cause he hates me

43: 4 is visiting you, and suddenly the power goes out! Quick! You need light! Is 4 too lazy to light the candles?

yes, yes he is

44: You need help with your hiccups. How will 5 help you?

yes

45: You just caught a cold! Will 6 visit you?

eh, i don't know, maybe

46: Someone is out to kill you! What will 7 do?

she'll stay with me and protect me until the bad guy is caught

47: Will 8 ever become claustrophobic if he isn't already?

no

48: Awwww! You have found your true love! What does 9 think?

she's really happy for me

49: You and 10 are at the beach, and you realize that you forgot your sunscreen! Can 10 help?

nope. come on, look how burned he is!

50: 11 accidentally broke your Grandmother's most prized vase! Will 11 admit this? Will he/she pay for it?

yes, he's honest! and yeah, he would

51: You need help with your math homework! Will 12 help you with it? Can 12 even do math?

yeah, she'd help me. she's totally smart enough to do math!

52: You and 13 notice that there is an injured dog in your front yard. What is 13's reaction?

he could care less

53: It's your birthday! Will 1 celebrate?

only if there's booze at the party!

54: 2 owes you a lot of money, due to borrowing too much. Will 2 pay the price?

maybe... most likely not

55: 3 is shivering on a really hot day. What does this mean?

it means he's got a cold

56: 9 is furious at 4. What do you think 4 did? Is 9 just over reacting?

she's proably just over reacting

57: You and 5 are racing in the ocean on sailboats. Who do you think would win and why?

lol, i would most likely not win cause i know nothing about sailing

58: 6 has been acting really weird lately. What does this mean?

it means his issues are still unresolved

59: You and 7 are at a party, and someone of the opposite gender of 7 asks him/her to dance. What is 7's reaction?

she'd say yes

60: 8 just broke his leg, and now he has to wear a cast for 6-8 weeks! How does 8 react?

he'd be bummed cause he wouldn't be able to experiment in his lab

61: You have lost a few pounds, and now 9 can't stop staring at you. What does this mean?

it means she can't believe i actually lost weight!

62: You and 10 are watching a scary movie while there is a thunderstorm, and you are starting to believe that the movie is real. What will 10 say? Will 10 agree? Or would 10 just think your a wimp?

lol, he'd totally call me a whimp. and then he'd use my fears to his advantage in my dreams that night

63: You and 11 are going to the amusement park. Just as you walk in, someone dares you two to go on the most extreme ride with him. Would 11 want to do this?

i don't know... he might

64: You and 12 just got home from the worst movie ever! What will 12 say?

she'd say that it was a waste of our time and money

65: HOLLY CRAP! You and 13 are being attacked by a bear! How will 13 react?

lol, he'd most likely get eaten

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Pick 10 characters that you like from any TV show or book, or just from any movie and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!! Tag 5 people when you're done.

1: Bender (from Futurama)

2: Doktor Frogg (from League of super evil/L.O.S.E)

3: Fry (from Futurama)

4: Gwen (my Umbreon OC from various forums/my Regular Show story)

5: Mordecai (from Regular Show)

6: Jason Voorhees (from the Friday the 13th movies)

7: Dr. Zoidberg (from Futurama)

8: Bart (from the Simpsons)

9: Kyle (from South Park)

10: Spock (from the original Star Trek)

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

i would be really mad! he'd probably just want me to get him a beer or something

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

i would be like, "HOLY CRAP, YES!! I'LL TOTALLY GO OUT WITH YOU!!"

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

i would be like O.O, and then i'd probably scream and throw a bar of soap at him

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

lol, Gwen and Kyle? i don't think so!

5 cooked you dinner?

i'd be like, "AWW, THANKS!" and i'd hug him

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

that would be weird

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family

HOLY CRAP, I'M PART DECIPODEAN!!

8 got into the hospital somehow?

he probably pulled a prank that went horribly wrong

9 made fun of your friends?

i would slap him

10 ignored you all the time?

i would be a very depressed fangirl

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

nothing. he probably wouldn't give a crap

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

he'd be forced to take care of me until my leg healed!

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

some sort of awesome 31st Century dealybob

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

she gets her Vaporeon friend, Tori, to put the fire out

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

he'd try to talk me out of doing it

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

OMG!! lol, he wouldn't care, so he most likely wouldn't do anything

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

try to do something funny to make me laugh

You're angry about it afterwords, how does 8 calm you down?

i don't know, maybe let me borrow a video game?

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

he'd be in the crowd watching

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

nothing, just look at me like i was crazy

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

duh, because he's BENDER! he's too awesome to resist

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

HOLY CRAP, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU SMOKING?!?!?!?!?!?!

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

LOL, probably, as long as he didn't do anything too stupid

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

lol, it means GWEN'S CRAZY!!

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

WHAT THE CRAP?! HECK NO!!!!!!!!

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

lol, nothing

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

"why the heck is he stairing at me? does it really look that stupid?"

Number 8 thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?

"eat my shorts dude"

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what?

O.O its going to be real awkward...

Would 2 trust 5?

yeah, probably

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

i would be like, "HOW DARE YOU POKE MY VULCAN?!?!"

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

lol, i have no idea

7 won the lottery?

he'd be all excited and like, "WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP!!"

8 had quite a big secret?

ooh, tell me, TELL ME!!

9 became a singer?

LOL, that would be hilarious!

What would 1 think of 2?

I don’t know… they probably wouldn’t get along

What would 4 envy about 5?

Again, I don’t know… they’d be too busy loving each other J

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Lol, that he was trying to kill him

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Hmm… nothing that I can think of

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Lol, Zoidberg would be mad cause Bart was pestering him

Where would 8 meet 9?

Um… nowhere

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

That his ears looked weird

What would make 10 scared of 1?

HAH! Nothing, Vulcans have no emotions

Is 3 Gay?

O.O he most certainly is NOT!!

How do you feel right now?

sad that the questions are done :(

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WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH REGULAR SHOW:

1.You go around in circles going, "Ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" whenever something good happens

2. You shout, "WHAT THE H!?" when something happens.

3. You get a Mordecai and the Rigbys T-Shirt online

4. You practice the Death Block and Death Punch

5. You play Punchies for something.

6. You drive a Golf Cart everywhere you go

7.You put The Mordecai and the Rigbys song onto your MP3, IPod, etc.

8. You make your own Mordecai or Rigby stuffed animal (you brag that you made it yourself, and you refuse to share it)

9. You name a random Raccoon Rigby

10. You name a random Blue Jay Mordecai

11. You call every gumball Machine you see, "Week knees" (My Bud came up with that name for Benson)

12. You wear a certain colone and hope that Unicorns come to you

13. You write the Mordecai/Margeret name on every single paper you turn in to the teacher.(THAT I WILL NEVER DO!!!!))

14. You sing Baby, Let's just party tonight at a talent Show

15. You fall asleep on a trampoline

16. You see a cab and scream and run.

17. You refuse to lip Sync when you notice you are unexpectingly.

18. You declare you can fix something

19. You get yourself locked in a meat locker.

20. You destroy living Hot Dogs.

21. You eat to much sugar/get bulked up to much to make yourself lose your body.

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REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

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Invader Zim Questionare: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an IZ Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?

Zim's house, so I could dance around with Gir... and annoy Zim (:

2. Which IZ Character Would You Date?

Well... probably Zim or Dib :D. Zim because he's and alien and I think thats sexy ;), just kidding... I think we have... similarities. Dib because he seems sweet and I believe in the paranormal too, and he has glasses... and awesome hair. Oh yeeaah...

3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend?

GIR!!

4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate?

IDK, i haven't been watching the show for very long

5. Your Favorite IZ Episode?

Zim Eats Waffles

6. Your Favorite IZ Character?

I HAS 3!! Zim, Gir, and Dib

7. Favorite Almighty Tallest?

Purple

8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do?

What any sensible fangirl would do , KIDNAP him of corse.

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

Gir, definatly! we could dance around like morons while everyone looked at us like O.O

10. You accidently got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

Dib

11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

OKAY!! Why are you asking a human any ways, all of the Irkens would look a little funny.

12. Favorite IZ Pairing?

Hm, I don't really have one

13. You and the Tallest are on the Massive...?? (I don't know where this question is going!)

I like snacks... so yeah! I'd eat snacks with 'em (preferably pizza or doughnuts)!

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

Go clubin' with Gir and dance the night away!

15. Favorite IZ Quote?

i have two...

Gir:"YAY, WE'RE DOOMED!!"

Zim:"But... invader's blood marches through my veins, like giant RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS! The pants command me. Do not ignore my veins!"

16. Favorite Zim Moment?

IDK, i'll have to watch some more episodes

17. Favorite Dib Moment?

again, IDK

18. Favorite Tallest Moment?

GAH, IDK!!

19. Favorite GIR Moment?

Zim:"Dib.. .DIB! i don't care how delicious he is, he's evil! now they'll find the base! there's only one thing i can do!"(IDK if he said "delicious" or not, but that's what it sounded like to me XD)

Gir:"you gonna make biscuits?! you gonna make biscuits?! YOU GONNA MAKE BISCUITS?! YYYOOOOOUUUUU GONNA MAKE BISCUUUIIIITTTSSS?!"

Zim:"no Gir, never. i never want you to mention biscuits ever again"

Gir:O.O

20. Favorite Random Moment?

Gir*waves to a baby he sees in a window*"HI BABY!!"

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List Twelve of your favorite characters, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

1. Christopher Johnson (District 9)

2. Gir (Invader Zim)

3. Mordecai (Regular Show)

4. Gwen (OC)

5. Rita (OC)

6. Dib (Invader Zim)

7. Spock (Star Trek)

8. Zim (Invader Zim)

9. Basil (Great Mouse Detective)

10. Cameron (OC)

11. Bender (Futurama)

12. Jannelle (OC)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

no i have not, and no, i don't want to

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

lol, i don't think she's hot. she's an Umbreon, they can't be hot anyway

3. What you happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

LOL, that's not possible... and so disturbing

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

yes. Decode, written my my friend PerryRocks- Wolf Warrior

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

LOL, NO THEY WOULD NOT!!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

no and no. well for one thing, Basil and Cameron are already together. and Rita has Gir, so it's not possible either way

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve "going at it"

LOL, oh the awkwardness...

8. Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

NO WAY, and there'd better never ne one either

9. Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

oh crap, IDK. i'll have to come back to this question

10. Do any of your friends read Three het?

no

11. Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?

IDK

12. Would any of your friends write Two/Four/Five?

maybe a Two/Five, but that's it

13. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

IDK

14. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: DO NOT READ THIS, IT IS DISGUSTING AND CREEPY!! lol

15. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

yesterday

16. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Christopher and Spock are in a happy relationship until Basil runs off with Spock. Christopher, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Bender and a brief unhppy affair with Jannelle, then follows the wise advice of Rita and finds true love with Mordecai.

O.O ok... i'm deeply disturbed now

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New Durex condom slogan's:

1.cover your stump before you hump.
2.dont be a loner, cover your boner
3. if you think she's spunky cover your monkey
4. dont be a fool, Cover your tool
5Wrap your bait before you mate
6. plug your funnel then enter the tunnel
7. package your meat for a real nice treat
8. rap that wanger before you bang her
9.if your nude then tube your dude.
10. Cover your diddle then fiddle her middle

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Add more! It's fun to see what others put C=

You know you are obsessed with Transformers when…..

-You hug every yellow vehicle thinking its Bumblebee. (You don't know how many times I have done this)
-You are afraid to go near a yellow Lamborghini for fear you might accidentally mess up its paint job and incur the wrath of the sun. (I don't wanna talk about it...)
- You laugh uncontrollably when you see a red lambo and a cop car at once.
- You can never look at a mustang the same way again (barricade is a mustang.) (Oh I haven't and let me tell ya, my dad got pissed when I made faces at a cop car)
- You are distrustful of any black and white saleen mustang. (I actually like it a little bit)
-You suspect every semi truck with flames is Optimus Prime.
-You name your green Jeep Hound
-You don’t trust black cop cars for fear that it is Barricade. (if you wanna see a bunch of autobots save you, then I would do something to make it mad at me)
-You constantly wait for things to crash from Decepticon attack.
-You cannot look at a boombox the same anymore. (Ya my last one, I smashed it)
-You used to hate technology and now you love it.
-You have read every bit of fan information to see what is going to happen in TF 2.
-You see the title Deception and think Decepticon.
-You mistake Auto body Repair with Autobot Repair. (I do it all the time!)
-Radio Controlled robots are no longer good enough for you.
-You go to the Hoover dam to make sure Megatron is nice and safe in layers of ice. (AHHHH!)
-You write your congressmen and senators asking to stop Sector 7 funding.
-You start fights with Pirates of the Caribbean and Harry Potter fans and state a 200-page thesis why the Transformers are better then pirates and wizards.
-You know more about the Transformers then the actors themselves.
-You get an Autobot tattoo. (On my right shoulder)
-You get a Decepticon tattoo. (On my left shoulder)
-You see an ambulance and think it is Ratchet. (Ya I go bug eyed whenever I see one)
-You claim one of the NASCAR’s is actually Hot Rod in disguise.
-You state that Jenny (XJ9) is sucky in comparison to Arcee.
-You know each song ever used in TF.
-You think Stan Bush is hiding secrets to the locations of real TF’s.
-You think Darth Vader is a wuss and Megatron is the real Lord of the Sith.
-You want to join the Air Force or Navy just to fly a F-22 or F-15 or F-16. (Hehe maybe i did...)
-You write an essay for school about what you want to grow up to be and you say you want to be an Autobot when you grow up. (I did that and my teacher wasn't happy with me, this was the first sentence: When I grow up I want to be a 27 foot robot that has cannons on his wrists and tries to kill dogs and parents.)
-You call the White House and suggest sending Scorponok to Iraq to end the war.
-You are a scientist and want to be called Dr. Jetfire, or Dr. Starscream, or Dr. Preceptor.
-You are known as General Jazz.
-You call your gun Ironhide. (I call my GMC Topkick Ironhide does that count?)
-You claim that the train you took last year was Astrotrain.
-You are a boy and change your name to Sam, Spike, or Sparkplug.
-You are a girl and change your name to Carly or Michaela or Maggie. (I actually changed it to Sarah Lennox, I get to be married to Will and have Ironhide to look out for me :D)
-You own every DVD, VHS, and Blu-Ray disk of TF.
-You write your college essays on the show and its mythological parallelisms.
-You pray to God for your very own Bumblebee. (I pray to God to get my own Ironhide to protect me)
-You pray to Lord Primus instead of God.
-You think your teachers attitude resembles that of Shockwaves. (So true it's scary)
-You get your parents obsessed with it as well.
-You give people headaches from constant babble on TF theories. (One time I said that the my GMC Topkick was a Autobot and it had the logo and all, and tried to tell her all about the movies and animations that she grounded me cuz of the big headache she got)
-You start calling all insects; Insecticons.
-You name old cassette tapes after Soundwaves.
-You cannot hear the word blackout without thinking of Blackout.
-You start trying to talk like Blurr. (Basically my mum and dad told me to shut up)
-You name your other green Jeep Brawn.
-You say you are the real Prime.
-You start allegiances at your school and cause a school wide war with the other side for power over the playground.
-You think your teachers are really Decepticons in pretender shells. (I never look her in the eys cuz I think she's going to kill me if I do and call her a decepticon)
-You use Jetfire as a source for a science paper.
-You cannot call construction machines by their proper name. And you start calling them by Constructicon names.
-You think all UFO’s are Cosmos.
-You go to a museum on natural history and call the dinosaurs by dinobot names.
-You call your twin brothers Frenzy and Rumble.
-You start comparing Real political figures with Decepticons and Autobots.
-You run for class president under the saying “Peace through tyranny.”
--or You run for class president under the saying “Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.”
-You separate your family by fraction and sub-group.
-You used to hate the color yellow and now love it.
-You are a boy and wear pink to advertise Arcee for TF2.
-You call Nasa and give them suggestions on improving technology based on Transformers designs.
-You look at a map of astronomy and try to locate planet Junk or Cybertron.
-You play Prowl vs Barricade instead of Good cop vs Bad cop.
-You think Decepticons caused the California forest fires.
-You claim every earthquake is caused by Rumble.
-You claim the oil crisis is caused by Megatron wanting Energon.
-You have reoccurring dreams where you are a Transformer.(That and also that I was sent to the TF universe and they had to protect me since I had something important with me but I never found out what it was)
-You tell your physics teacher he/she is full of it and that the Transformers have proved that you can travel faster then speed of light is a possibility.
-You covered your walls with TF pics. (My mum got really mad at me for that)
-You call your computer Teletran one. (Yupos my laptop is named Teletran one from when I first got it)
-You have the TF 2008 Calendar up on your wall and it is just 2007.
-You are over the age 16 and still want Transformers bedding.
-You want to collect the Dreamwave Comics even thought they went bankrupt and are incomplete stories.
-You do not call electricity; electricity anymore and call it Energon now. (It's always been energon)
-You refer soda as Energon as well.
-You call your local garbage man Wreck-Gar.
-You build a model of the Ark.
-You also build a model of the Nemesis.
-You then stage battles between your two new models.
-You want to move to Iacon.
-You think your local minister is really a member of the Ancients.
-You try to do Circuit-su.
- You try-and fail- to do Jet Judo.
-You state that Global Warming is really a Great Shutdown of the planet.
-You don’t say WTF anymore you say What the Matrix. (or What the Frag. Or even What the slag)
-You call your soul a spark now. (My spark is what keeps my grounded)
-You think the head of congress is really a Quintessian.
-You try to build a space bridge. (I failed and can't see the autobots on cybertron now =C)
-You think the end of the world will come from Unicron.
-You want Vector Sigma.
-You take to the shooting range to learn how to shoot moving targets. That way you can shoot down Decepticon Seekers. (Thanx Ironhide fur teaching me!)
-You join Transformer fanclubs. (I join way too many)
-You own a Transformer related site. (Yup a blog)
-You are the leader of a Transformers fanbase. (Only a vice president now =C)
-You need to seek psychiatric help for delusional disorder from transformers induced hallucinations.
-You see anything TF and go fan crazy. (My friend Ni* has to stop me every time, on skype I named myself Ironhide&Lennox and my friends Bumblebee, LadiesMan217, Megatron, Starscream, Jazz, and Optimus Prime :D)
-You want every toy even if it means importing it.
-You want Takaras autograph. (I begged a guy with a really good GMC Topkick if I could kiss the car and then get his autograph and he said he'd call the cops if i did =C)
-You want to be a truck driver because you might get to meet Optimus that way. (So true)
-You bought the DVD the first day it came out. (I got my mum really mad cuz I went really early in the morning so no one else can have the first copy :D)
-You saw the movie over 25 times. (more like 353 but im not keeping track.)
-You read this entire list and added to it. -You go and buy a GMC Topkick thinking it's Ironhide and always hug it. -You hug a Pontiac Solstice thinking it's Jazz brought back to life. -You scream and hide when you hear something like a siren thinking it's Barricade. -You get a shirt with the autobot symbol. -You buy a pinyata with a decepticreep symbol on it and smash away. -You sign up for the military hoping to see Lennox, Epps, and the Autobots.

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lol, i got this from the movie The Hot Chick... SO FYUNNY!! XD

Boys are cheats and liars, they're such a big disgrace, they will do any thing to get to second BASEball BASEball he thinks he's gonna score, if you let him go all the way then you are a HORniculterist studies flowers, geologists study rocks, the only thing a guy wants from you is a place to put his COCKroaches beetles, butterflies and bugs, the only thing that makes him happier is a giant pair of JUGGlers and acrobats and a dancing bear named Chuck! Only thing a guy wants to do is forget it no such luck

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Catherine and LaBoeuf(from True Grit II:A new journey): http://s263.photobucket.com/albums/ii153/horsecrazy707/random%20stuff/?action=viewt=CatherineandLaBoeuf.jpg

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Full Metal Jacket: http://www.novamov.com/video/4a3bc3e89bb5b

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Planet of the apes(1968): http://mystic-nights.com/videos/media/11038/Planet_of_the_Apes_1968

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YOUR BOY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box
Played with Hotwheels as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2, or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to highschool football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear. (As long as they aren't showing my underwear O_O)
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 9

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink a lot.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. (i LOVE Star Wars!! and Star Trek XD)
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/more than one hour to shoer, get dresses, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (A lot more..)
You care about what you look like
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
used to play with dolls as a kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything.

Total: 7

I saw that coming :P

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Dr. Strangelove: or how i learned to stop worrying and love the bomb--http://www.movie2k.to/Dr-Strangelove-watch-movie-94273.html

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CRUSHES! (yeah, i decided to put my crushes out there for the world to see... don't laugh!! i can't help it :P)
5. Ren Höek
4. H.M. Murdock
3. Bunnymund
2. John McClane
1. Leonard Hofstadter

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'Likes' from Facebook that were so funny, i HAD to put them here :P

Roses are red, violets are blue.' That's what they say, but it just isn't true, Because Roses are red, and apples are too, But violets are violet. Violets aren't blue. An orange is orange, but Greenland's not green And a pinky's not pink. So what does it mean? To call something blue when it's not, we defile it. But ah, what the heck: it's hard to rhyme 'violet

A policeman pulled a man over and as he approached the window he immediately drew his gun and screamed "Where's the little girl!"
The man said, "What little girl?!"
The officer aimed his gun and yelled again, "SHOW ME THE LITTLE GIRL!"
The man now in tears, said, "I SWEAR I DON'T KNOW!"
The officer smiled and said, "...There's the little girl."

Girl 1: Mom why is my name Lily?
Mom: Because when you were born a lily fell on your head.
Girl 2: Mom why is my name Rose?
Mom: Because when you were born a rose fell on your head
Girl 3: Me like potato.
Mom: Shut the heck up Brick!

PARENT: "We need to talk... "
ME: *Million things run through mind… Was it...Im dead for sure*
PARENT: "Stop leaving the lights on."

(Crush steals food)
Heyy! (flirty push)
(Regular person steals food)
YOU GIVE ME BACK MY FOOD B*TCH!
(punches them)

There are three moms. .
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde.
They were all talking one day and the brunette says "Oh my gosh y'all I went through my daughter's purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed"
They comfort her, and the redhead says "Yeah, well I found a fake I. D. In my daughter's purse. I cannot believe she has one". So they all comfort her.
Then the blonde says "That's nothing. I found a c0ndom in my daughter's purse. I just cannot believe she has a p*nis"

Remember children , if strangers offer you drugs ... You thank them , cause that sh*ts expensive .

son: "hey dad, do you believe in ghosts?"
dad: "No, why?"
son: "because, the maid told me there... were ghosts"
dad: "PACK YOUR STUFF"
son: "WHY??"
dad: "because we don't have a maid"...

We all have that one teacher who's always like: "Don't pack up yet. There's... still 27 seconds of class left..

Teacher: Billy stop making ugly faces at other students.
Billy:Why?
Teacher:Because when I was your age I was told if I make ugly faces it will stay that way.
Billy: Well I can see you didn't listen.

Sad Story: One day a boy got a girl a teddy bear, but she wanted a ring instead, so in anger she threw it into the road, immediately he ran after it and got hit by a car and died, at his funeral she hugged the teddy bear and the machine inside said;
"Will you marry me?"

How to Annoy Pizza Hut
You: Hello is this Pizza Hut?
Pizza Hut: Why yes, what can we do for you?
You: Could you give me the number for Domino's?

doctor: congratulations your having twins:D
(blonde starts to cry)
doctor: are you not happy?:/
blonde:i am, but i dont no who the second father is:(...

Girl: How could you? I trusted you and you cheated on me!!!
Dad: What's this about?
Girl: Oh sorry dad,that was
meant to be for Jim.
Dad: Oh.
Girl: Yeahhh...
Dad: On a completely unrelated topic, have you seen my shotgun anywhere?

I was in a store, and I put the shirt up on the counter.
The lady asks: "You gonna buy that?"
"No, I'm gonna ... steal it. I just thought I should tell you first."

Life isn't an iPod to listen to your favorite songs. It's a radio, adjust yourself to enjoy whatever comes in it

ADMIT IT
You've done one of these 5 things:
1) Walked in to a room, forgot what you needed, walked out, remembered.
2) When You were younger, drew the sun on the corner of the page
3) When you were little, you thought the actual shape of a heart was *insert less than sign and the number 3 here. stupid FF wouldn't let it show up for some reason*
4) Closed the fridge door really slowly, just to see when the light went off
5) Tried to Balance the light switch between ON and OFF.

kids:Are we home yet? Are we home yet?
parents: If you kids don't keep quite, I'm turning this car back around.
kids:
parents:
kids:So? Were going back to Disneyland?
parents:
kids: Yayy!

Me During My Math Class
40% Think About Him
20% Doodle On My Paper
10% Stare Into Space
10% Observe What People Are Wearing
9% Go To The Bathroom
5% Do Homework From Other Class
5%Search Through My Backpack
1% Learn

Drake: You calling me a liar?!
Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!
Josh: you want a mouth full of fist?!
Drake: you want a butt full of foot?!
Josh: I hope you go bald !
Drake: I hope the cancel Oprah!
Josh: *GASP* you take that back!

Boyfriend: Calm down!, I wasn't really serious!
Girlfriend: Don't make me mad, then tell me to calm down, Thats like stabbing someone and then wondering why they're bleeding

Wanna blow your mind? What if April Fool' s day doesn’ t exist and its been the ... longest prank in History ?

"Hey, you're not allowed to fish here!" "Me? I'm not fishing. I'm teaching my worm to swim."

Adele might set fire to the rain, but spongebob can make campfire underwater

Me: Can I have a glass of cola
Waitress: Will diet pepsi do?
Me: Nevermind, Can I have a glass of lemonade
Waitress: Sure*gives a glass of 7-up*
Me: this is 7-up...
Waitress: Oh it's the same, just a little different
(after meal)
Waitress: Will you pay by cash or card
Me: Will monoply money do
Waitress: ermm...no
Me: Oh it's the same, just a little diffrerent
Waitress: ...
Burrned

Dear Period,
Thank you for reminding me, for the 9th time this year that i am not pregnant.
Even though i am a virgin.
Thank you for vomiting out blood whenever you like and punching me in the stomach for your wrong doings.
Its an absolute pleasure having you once a month, if you can see my sarcasm.
I really and truly hate you.
Love your unfortunate victim
Girl.

that moment when you walk through a spider web and suddenly turn into a karate master.

Dear automatic flushing toilet, i appreciate the enthusiasm... but i wasn't finished yet.

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Wilfred and Lola: http://s263.photobucket.com/albums/ii153/horsecrazy707/random%20stuff/?action=viewt=WilfredandLola.jpg

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Why do we sleep in church,

but stay awake through a 2 hour movie?

Why is it so hard to talk about God,

but so easy to Gossip?

Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine,

but find it so easy to read Sports Illustrated?

Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly Facebook wall post,

yet we repost the nasty ones?

Why are the amount of churches getting smaller,

but bar and club numbers growing?

Think about it, are you going to repost this?

Are you going to ignore it, because you think you'll get laughed at?

Would you have opened this if it said... Read This In Gods Name?

80 % of you won't repost this.

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A 50- something year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn't want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said "I cannot sit here next to this black man." The fight attendant said "Let me see if I can find another seat." After checking, the flight attendant r...eturned and stated "Ma'am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class." About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated "The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class." Before the woman could say anything, the attendant gestured to the black man and said, "Therefore sir, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn't want you to sit next to an unpleasant person." Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation.

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(Merridew of course ;D)

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Put in bold those that are true for you:

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test.

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.