| fourleggedfish |
Author has written 19 stories for House, M.D., Sherlock Holmes, and Sherlock Holmes. Uhhh...profile. Well. I'm a person sometimes, but I prefer to spend the majority of my day convincing myself that I'm a happy corporate robot. Oh, and I write stuff. The rest is just filler. | |||||
1. Distractions » reviewsFor a prompt on LiveJournal: Holmes being the victim of rape with Watson finding out and as usual having to deal with the aftermath. EXPLICIT non-con, violence, NC-17. May be triggering. There is plot involved yes, that's also a warning .Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 142,140 - Reviews: 329 - Updated: 4-20-13 - Published: 6-27-10 - S. Holmes & J. Watson2. Idée Fixe reviewsSensory overload prompt on the kinkmeme with Watson and Mary both looking after Holmes in the aftermath. Full prompt inside. Hurt/comfort, character study, awkward sexual situations.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,731 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-9-12 - J. Watson & S. Holmes - Complete3. House and Wilson Visit the FanFiction Supply Store reviewsCrack!fic, dialogue only. I, um... I'm pretty sure the title is self explanatory. And LJ is entirely to blame for this. XDHouse, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-28-12 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete4. The Subtle Art of Misdirection reviewsOriginally a fill for the kinkmeme on LJ - see inside for the prompt and a summary. NC-17, dub-con/non-con, Holmes/Watson very strong friendship, pre-slash. Blackwood kidnaps Holmes, and Watson is "led" to him...Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,461 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 5-9-10 - S. Holmes & J. Watson - Complete5. How Not To Be Boring » reviewsHouse is bored, and Wilson is tired of being labeled the boring half of the friendship...so he calls House on a dare. And then stuff ensues. House/Wilson, EXPLICIT SLASH/NC-17! Now rendered AU; pretty much disregards everything starting with "Softer Side"House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 457,967 - Reviews: 347 - Updated: 3-25-10 - Published: 3-31-09 - G. House & J. Wilson6. Greg House's Super Secret Blog » reviewsHouse's blog, which nobody knows he writes. House's POV, first-person. To be updated as often as I can...sorry for the long break.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,554 - Reviews: 88 - Updated: 1-27-10 - Published: 11-6-09 - G. House7. Domestic Hazards » reviewsThis will be a series of shorts on the hazards of cohabitation. Friendship only, but it is definitely slashy all over the place by chapter 2. SPOILERS for all of season 6.House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 1-20-10 - Published: 11-25-09 - G. House & J. Wilson8. The Unfinished Tale reviewsWatson reminisces on an unusual encounter with Holmes. Please see warnings inside. m/m SLASH! Don't like, don't click.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,808 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 1-9-10 - Sherlock Holmes & Dr. Watson - Complete9. His Best Friend's Closet » reviewsWritten for Wilson Fest at LJ for the prompt: Wilson happens upon a porn tape starring college!House. EXPLICIT SLASH/NC-17 - don't like, don't read.House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,800 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 12-17-09 - Published: 10-16-09 - G. House & J. Wilson10. The Unreported Side Effects of Grape Soda reviewsBy request, the missing scene from episode 6:07 "Known Unknowns," picking up right after Wilson face-plants the table. Could be pre-slash if you're wearing your goggles, or strong friendship with dopey-drugged!Wilson if you're not. Enjoy!House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-12-09 - G. House & J. Wilson11. Functional Vampires reviewsHouse shows up at Wilson's door in the middle of the night. Vampire!House. I can't believe I actually wrote Vampire!House Slashy but safe for most readers.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-29-09 - G. House & J. Wilson12. Dark Wilson Prompts » reviewsA series of drabbles and ficlets in response to Dark!Wilson prompts on LiveJournal. WARNING: Dark!Wilson, abuse, slash, non-con, explicit content, etc. THIS IS NOT A NICE WILSON! If you don't like it, don't read it.House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-20-09 - J. Wilson & G. House13. In Threes reviewsWritten for Wilson Fest on LiveJournal - prompt "Wilson cheats on House with Chase." Summary: Everything happens in threes, including mistakes. EXPLICIT SLASH!House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-15-09 - J. Wilson & R. Chase - Complete14. Mercy » reviewsHouse calls Wilson for help in the middle of Wilson's first real date since Amber died. Post "Birthmarks." EXPLICIT SLASH, non-con. Don't like, don't read. Originally for a Dark!Wilson prompt on LJ - Why is Wilson anxious?House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,677 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 5-15-09 - Published: 4-29-09 - J. Wilson & G. House15. Staring reviewsMissing scene for S2 E23 "Who's Your Daddy." Takes place shortly after the scene with Ingrid the masseuse. Probably just a one-shot.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-9-09 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete16. Try Something » reviewsWilson is curious, and the results don't even come close to what he expected. House/Wilson EXPLICIT SLASH, and angst and strong friendship. Will be several parts. Please RR!House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 66,983 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 4-18-09 - Published: 4-5-09 - G. House & J. Wilson17. The Janitor's Closet reviewsOne-shot: House and Wilson have a really loud, push-shove argument. And then it sort of disintegrates from there. SLASHHouse, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-16-09 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete18. Mixed Signals reviewsHouse is having a bad leg night, and requests an interesting solution. House/Wilson EXPLICIT SLASH. Please don't read it if you don't like that.House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,860 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 3-30-09 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete19. What Wilson Really Thinks of Donors reviewsA conversation in the hall at PPTH between House and Wilson, established relationship, SLASHHouse, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-30-09 - J. Wilson & G. House - Complete