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since	: 03-22-02, id: 188008, Profile Updated: 07-09-09
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Author has written 10 stories for X-Files, Lord of the Rings, Matrix, Van Helsing, and Indiana Jones.

Current Occupation: Average student by day; professional deconstructionist by night.

Strongly Likes: Film, fine literature, pulp fiction, comic books, graphic novels, cheesy horror, cats, the smell of butter melting and sulfur burning, good satire, Bruce Campbell, Chinese food, oven-roasted chicken breast subs, criticism, soup in cups, Scrabble-Twister (the greatest game ever invented).

Strongly Dislikes: The Olsen twins, rap music, cabbage, saurkraut, stereotypes, superstitions.

Fears: Children/infants, spiders, and all manner of insects.

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Quotation of the Time in Which I Don't Change My Profile

"The last time I saw you we had just split in two.
You was looking at me; I was looking at you.
You had a way so familiar I could ot recognize 'cuz you had
Blood on your face and I had blood in my eyes,
But I could swear by your expression that the pain down in your soul
Was the same as the one down in mine.
That's the pain that cuts a straight line down through the heart:
We call it love.
We wrapped our arms around each other, tried to put ourselves back together,
We was making love, making love.
It was a cold dark evening such a long time ago when by the mighty hand of Jove.
It was a sad story how we became lonely, two-legged creatures,
The story, the origin of love;
That's the origin of love."
~Steven Trask, "The Origin of Love" from Hedwig and the Angry Inch

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1. Let Sleeping Dogs Lie » reviews
While recovering from a horrific car accident, Mutt is haunted by the form of his late stepfather Colin Williams. His investigation into the events surrounding his father’s demise leads him to discover the dark truths about Nazism and the nature of evil.
Indiana Jones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,333 - Reviews: 145 - Updated: 10-6-08 - Published: 6-8-08

2. Jones Family Anatomy » reviews
A family's more than blood and bones. The Jones family dynamics post-KotCS written in a variety of styles and lengths. Part 11: Nine months is a small price to pay.
Indiana Jones - Rated: K+ - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,013 - Reviews: 200 - Updated: 8-19-08 - Published: 6-2-08

3. Van Helsing 3: The Fallen » reviews
Gabriel Van Helsing is sent back to Transylvania to destroy the great Elizabeth Bathery. Meanwhile, his past catches up with him and forgiveness is offered. But nothing comes without a price, and even the angels aren't philanthropists.
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,409 - Reviews: 156 - Updated: 3-14-05 - Published: 9-20-04 - Complete

4. Van Helsing 2: Shards of Avalon » reviews
Van Helsing has to hunt down Morgan le Fey in England. It couldn't be that simple though. With his smallish friar, a melancholic vampire, a tribe of gypsies, and plenty of faeries, his new mission takes him closer to death and even worse: his past.
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,808 - Reviews: 254 - Updated: 9-8-04 - Published: 5-8-04 - Complete

5. The Genesis Breed » reviews
COMPLETE! Brad Follmer is murdered by a Super Soldier. All four agents then become involved in decades worth of conspiracy with the alleged Emily Sim.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,624 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 5-31-04 - Published: 3-12-04 - Complete

6. Semi Charmed Kind of Life » reviews
COMPLETE! Trinity's life before the Neb, Morpheus, and Neo. Pre-Matrix.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,174 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 12-20-03 - Published: 11-28-03 - Trinity - Complete

7. The Allegory of the Cave » reviews
COMPLETE! When she's shot in an alley, Trinity finds herself a captive of Agent Smith. While a prisoner, she learns a few things about the Matrix, sometimes you need help, and other times, Neo just has to let her live. Post Matrix, Pre Reloaded.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,344 - Reviews: 97 - Updated: 11-24-03 - Published: 11-8-03 - Trinity & Smith, A. - Complete

8. Flesh Belonging » reviews
It's back and !COMPLETE! Doggett and Reyes are pursued by a dangerous spirit prepared to kill them. R&R&R&R&R&R&R!
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,297 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 11-10-03 - Published: 10-22-03 - Doggett, J. & Reyes, M. - Complete

9. The Tolkien Conspiracy » reviews
COMPLETE! Delaney's father was a huge LOTR fanatic, but after he died she couldn't bring herself to look at the books. That all changes when she meets Tobias, who claims to have found a way into Middle Earth.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,509 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 8-23-03 - Published: 6-15-03 - Complete

10. Children of the First: Hidden Truths » reviews
**COMPLETE!!** 17 years post finale. Two teenagers linked to the end of the world and may be the only people who can stop the invasion from happening again. It's good and I got some really good reviews on it! Please read!
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 37 - Words: 54,516 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 5-26-02 - Published: 3-30-02 - Complete

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