Author has written 36 stories for Star Wars, Nightmare Before Christmas, Yu-Gi-Oh, Fullmetal Alchemist, Pokémon, Portal, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Aliens/Predator, Sherlock, Thor, Transformers/Beast Wars, G. I. Joe, My Little Pony, Lilo & Stitch, Avengers, Heavy Rain, Teen Wolf, and Supernatural.
This is an account used by two people, Momo (Morgan), and Suki (Rebecca).
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PLEASE NOTE, THAT WHILE I SHALL STILL BE USING MY POWER IN THIS ACCOUNT TO FAVE, COMMENT, AND READ FANFICTION PIECES, I WILL NO LONGER BE UPDATING MY THINGS HERE. FOR ALL MY UPDATES AND NEW WORKS, PLEASE REFER TO MY A03 ACCOUNT HERE.
Hey this is me, Momo, obviously... =.=
My summer is very busy with all the mandatory family vacations, hours of chores, online classes (woot woot, go second/third/fourth languages!!) and other obligations. So I won't be updating the stories much.
Not much else to say...
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now