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Author has written 77 stories for Okami, Inuyasha, and Death Note. The real problem with hurricanes is not the wind or the noise or the water. It's the mangoes, the avocados, the green plantains and bananas flying into town like deadly projectiles. I mean, how would your family feel if they had to tell their future generations that you got killed by a flying banana? Join the Army: Visit exotic distant lands, meet unusual, exciting people, and kill them. NEWS/WHAT'S NEW?/UPDATES/WHAT'S HAPPENING LATELY? (Updated 03/23/2012) [BLOG] My Offial Fanfiction Blog: A few people were telling me that I should create my own blog for my fanfiction account. I got rather bored, and I ended up actually doing it. It is still currently under construction, but if you are interested, here is the link: http://www.ratt9ff.blogspot.com/ [PROMOTING] Making A List Of The Best Death Note Fanfics I Can Find: I spend most of my free time reading as many Death Note fanfics I can find by looking up hundreds of different keywords on google. If you scroll down a little bit, you will see the ongoing list I'm compiling of fics that are, in my opinion, amazing (though most of them, admittedly, involve primarily L and the other people shown in the first arc [episodes 1-25]. Other than occasionally Beyond Birthday, there won't be many about the Wammy Kids. Sorry. =w=) . You should check it out, if you want. The actual list is so much longer than what I have posted, but the links and such take time to put together. Many of the authors by whom I have more than one story listed are authors whom I, personally, regard to be some of the higher caliber writers in the fandom. If an author has only one fic on the list, but has a hyperlink on their penname, it means that most of their other fanfic are recommendable, but I was unable to deem which ones would be appropriate to be on the list. The same goes for authors with multiple listings—most or all of their other fics are well-done, but since I have not the time to list every single fic that every single great author has written, I have only listed the ones I, personally, feel are among their best works. [BETAREADER] Now A Beta Reader: Well, I'm now an official Beta Reader. I hope my Beta Reader profile looks right, because I filled it out without really much to go by...but, if anyone has any beta requests, I'll be willing to take them at this time. [BLOG] My Writing Prompts Blog: Out of boredom, I've created a blog providing (usually) daily writing prompts and ideas. If anyone is interested in checking it out, you can find it at: writingsparks.wordpress.com. I also have a daily poetry blog, located at: onceadaypoetry.wordpress.com [ARCHIVE] Archive Of Our Own: I now have an account on Archive Of Our Own, on which I will start posting as well. My username on there is Ratt9, same as on here. [OTHER BLOG] Now Have A Livejournal Account: If you are interested in viewing my livejournal, which has lots of random extra material (and many other things), you can find me at ratt9.livejournal.com [YET ANOTHER BLOG] Now Have A Tumblr Account: rattinthehat.tumblr.com (Hi, I'm Ratt, and my profile is way too long! :D) In any case...my penname is Ratt9, and my real name is Antha. I am pretty easy to get along with, though I am not afraid to speak my mind (and do so often). I currently reside somewhere in the Sonoran Desert, where I sit up all night at my computer reading and writing fanfiction, researching anything and everything, looking in to murder investigations, blogging, and reading poetry (all the while scheming my eventual takeover of the world). I may or may not be older than you, but tend to disregard age as unimportant. I don't know why people on FF are so reluctant to give out their age (I mean, at any given time there are millions of people who are the same age as you), but, just in case they all know some horrible secret that I don't know regarding age in relation to FF, I'll just say I'm probably somewhere between the ages of 17ish and 26ish. I don't look my age at all; whenever people look at me and try to guess how old I am, they usually guess a number that is typically 5-7 years younger than I actually am. I am female. As for sexual orientation, I am pansexual, which basically means I'd be fine with going for anyone. I am an atheist, and tend to be rather eccentric, with a bit of a flare for drama and a tendency to act rather theatrical. I have been described as flamboyant at times. (I also have a tendency to curse a hell of a lot, so I apologize if that offends anyone.) I am not proud to admit it, but, for the past few years, I've been struggling a lot with drug addiction. While I recently started getting help and now consider myself to be a recovering addict, some of my stories written in that time period might come across as a bit deranged or darkly bizarre because of what I was taking while writing them. I just thought it would be best to explain some of that. I tend to be a bit of a harsh reviewer, and usually leave many critiques. I mean no offense by this, and hope only that my constructive criticism is found to be at least somewhat useful to fellow writers. I also admit to being more than just a bit of a Grammar Nazi. I am a very disorganized person. This profile is a very good example of that. I find that I can't focus unless my living space is enveloped in clutter-induced chaos. I live by the belief that people can live, act, and say what they wish, and therefore don't really get offended or angry at anything people do. I work at an animal shelter, where I do work primarily with snakes (handling them, giving presentations to children, etc). However, in the future, I hope to become either a writer (once I have significantly improved my writing skills) and/or a cop. I also do research in the field of Graphology, which is the study of handwriting. Basically, I am able to determine a great number of personality traits associated with a person just by looking at the way they write on paper. My favourite anime/manga is probably either Code Geass or Wolf's Rain, but my favourite anime/manga to write fanfiction for is most definitely Death Note. Death Note fics are so much fun to write, because you have a mostly unlimited amount of possibilities for different situations, while still all the while having ample opportunity to keep everything and everyone in character. I'm probably best known for my Death Note fanfics in the humor genre (on the occasion that I'm actually known in the first place), but when it comes to the real world, the only time I ever actually make people to laugh is when I tell them that I even write comedy to begin with. I, personally, find that I am best at angst and dark fics due to my morbid love for the macabre. I am not myself a very emotional person (it takes a ridiculous lot to upset me), so I enjoy very much writing about and depicting the negative emotions of other people so as to compensate for not having many of my own. As I believe I stated earlier, writing pretty much dominates my life, and is thus what I spend most of my time doing. One of my primary goals as a writer is to write things that most people have never thought of before. I always strive to make my work at least a little bit stray from the norm. Any social life I might think I have outside of the people I talk to on the internet is purely fictional, if not completely nonexistent. What types of things am I willing to write, exactly? Well, to be honest, I'm fine with writing just about anything (including lemons, limes [smut in general, humour, angst, gore, etc). However, I don't do mpreg (unless I'm writing utter crack). Because it's just not possible. Enough said. About most of my older works: They rather suck. A lot. I was a really crappy writer when I first started out writing fanfiction, and it very much shows. I am actually unbelievably embarrassed by my younger, noobish self, and I would really appreciate it if you did not read my older stuff (I don't have the heart to delete them). My author's notes are especially cringe-worthy. If you dig through my archives (particularly the ones written between 2009-2010, and one or two from early 2011), you'll find an abundance of crackfic that essentially consist of nothing but my own stupidity. Please, just ignore them. They are the bane of my existence, to put it in dramatic terms. I'm nowhere near as stupidly random and obsessively fangirlish as I seemed to be back then, so please don't pay any mind to any of the stupid things I have said or done in the past. I used to be absolutely ridiculous, and I'm rather ashamed of myself. Also along those lines, I have somewhere around 1,000 stories saved to my favourites list. Don't assume by any stretch that everything in there is actually written well, or can be considered anything along the lines of decent. I favourited most of them when I was younger, back when I thought that everything was good. Good luck sorting through them, because I'm sure as hell not. I generally read every decently-written Death Note fic I come across, even if the theme isn't something I would normally favour. I am fairly open minded when it comes to different concepts in different fics regardless of whether or not I like the concepts. However, it tends to drive me slightly crazy when people write a fic that either strictly or loosely follows along the timeline of the first arc (episodes 1-25), but then suddenly decide to include any or all of L's successors to the storyline (while L is still alive). For some reason, this usually just drives me up the wall. But other than that, I'm literally willing to read anything, so long as it is not in a script-like format (hah, I'm such a hypocrite, as the very first DN fic I ever wrote was in a script format). As long as it is written well, I am always willing to make exceptions. Other than that, send me a message or something! I really do love to hear from people (I have this unusual, strong affinity for strangers), and I like to think I generally reply fairly quickly. The Ever-Growing List of Awesome Death Note Fanfics I Definitely Recommend Reading (Opens In New Tab ; Roll Over Each Link With Your Mouse Cursor For A Description Of Each Fic) Second Chances by Spades 44 Arachnophobia by 6 Six VI Dear L by VG Jekyll Breaking The Fourth Wall by oursolemnhour49 Cry For Me, My Lovely by F8WUZL8 Wishful Thinking by The Carnivorous Muffin The Violet Epitaph by The Carnivorous Muffin All You Need Is Love by The Carnivorous Muffin Messages in a Dysfunctional Workplace by Black-Dranzer-1119 Story Of The Century by WhiteLadyDragon The Human Whose Name Is Written In This Fanfiction by Gen Duruk How To Write Amazingly Popular Fanficiton by Gen Duruk Sandwich God by Laetans {Anything by Sashocirrione} Another Man's Treasure by Mikanis The City of Angels by Jayne Foyer Shame by Jayne Foyer Aduro: Odi et Amo by Fury of the Flames Perfectly Hollow by Silver Pard Shorts and Sweets by Dlvvanzor Beautiful Disaster by Dlvvanzor Light Likes Cock by ErmengardeSecret Irrefutable Connection by ErmengardeSecret On Top Of The World by Artemis Day Phobia by xWordsxForxThisx Batteries for Bedlam by phollie. Fostering the Notion by Saulie Margins of Error by Saulie Pixellated Cookie Justice by Saulie Furious Angels I: Nameless Here Forevermore by Genius Detective L Bodies In Beds by Veterization Maybe Not Kira by Veterization Periculum by PhaerynTao Crows at the Perch by PhaerynTao {Anything by Disguise of Carnivorism} Fracture by Bloodshot Eyes Genius is a Curse by Bloodshot Eyes I Disappear by Bloodshot Eyes 20 Facts: Light & Sayu by Diluted Thoughts So Hide Your Eyes by Diluted Thoughts Vanity, Thy Name Is by Diluted Thoughts One Sentence Confessions by Bodacious-S Peter Answers dot com by Translucent Darkness My Son Has Lost His Mind by weiss kittyn Dust to Dust by kinnoth A Cup of Tea by Cheryl-chan Memento by Magentian As It Was by rootkitten What Makes You Happy? by versipellis Elements by elomelo Nox Noctis by elomelo Jetsam by elomelo Happy Holidays by MadameJelly Subconscious Desires by lefcadio Control by lefcadio Charade by lefcadio Unspoken by lefcadio Poison Apple by RobinRocks The Sin of Defiance by RobinRocks Perverse Persuasion by WrinkleyWhale As Fate Would Have It by Tilly Flonka Fight Club by lye tea The Soapbox Sophistry by lye tea Civil Disobedience by lye tea Sincerely, Light by Kit-Pocket Illumination by samalane After Effects by The Penumbra Boys Don't Cry by Queen of Dreaming Epiphany by Lady Chitose No Regrets by abovethenightsky Shattered Tears by Infinity Complex Angelfuck by BeLuc The Margins by Tierfal Billiam Lakeo'beere's Raito and Lawliet by Darkblade701 Moment of Silence by Lord Onisyr Playing the Adult by Lord Onisyr Abyssal Heart by Ashinan Sharing Blankets by Daikaio DEATH NOTE: Unspoken Rules by Ihasabukkit Coexistence is Boredom by Sakurazukamori6 Arcanas by irrivexed Has A Face by speaky_bean Never Never Never by Osiris's Consort Something Wicked This Way Comes by Aishuu Something Near the Truth by darkhelmetj Delusions of Martyrdom by Lisoata The Story Of Aizawa's Afro by KolKolKol Going to Marrakesh by Edmondia Dantes Redux Rewrite by Kat-Chan Phlegethon River by Nilahxapiel Alphabet of a Singular Kind by Nyx-Zephyrus Discepto Methuselah by Nyx-Zephyrus If anyone is looking for any good writing ideas/prompts, this is an excellent website to look at. MY CURRENT CO-AUTHORS/PEOPLE I AM WORKING WITH
Creative Katherine — A friend (ye gods, Ratt has friends?! Who knew?) as well as someone I am working with. She is rather very awesome. I mainly beta-read for her right now, but we plan to, in the future, possibly work on a few projects together. Nix-the-Neko Someone I've known in real life for a very long time. She betas for me on rare occasions. She does a lot of sporkings. She's rather great. Chris 034 I've known Chris for a while, and he only just recently started writing. I'm acting as kind of a supervisor for him. Feel free to look him up and go all out on the constructive criticism. Anime/Manga I have Seen/Read at All: Code Geass, Death Note, Serial Experiments Lain, Red Garden, Wolf's Rain, Fantastic Children, Shugo Chara, Pita Ten, Inuyasha, Naruto, 1/2 Prince, Blood , Shakugan no Shana, Dramacon, Elfen Lied, DN Angel, Rave Master, Psychic Detective Yakumo, Dengeku Daisy, Kuroshitsuji, Zombie Loan, Gakuen Alice, Kodomo no Jikan, Full Metal Alchemist, Highschool of the Dead, and just so many others. Pairings I Support: LxMatsuda {I am a die-hard LxMatsuda fan. That's all there is to say. It is my absolute favourite Death Note pairing. It is just so amazing to me, and I can't help but love it. x3} Death Note LxLight (but only if done right--I'm not a huge supporter of this pairing, because I don't much see how it would work. But, I do read it often.) Death Note LightxRyuk (I blame the fanart for this...) Death Note LightxSayu (I know I'm strange, but I can't help but love this pairing. I know it's incest and all, but whatever. xP) Death Note MelloxMatt Death Note Amateresu&Waka Okami RoyxRiza (my favourite FMA pairing) Fullmetal Alchemist AiberxWedy Death Note Naomi&Beyond Birthday Death Note InuyashaxKagome Inuyasha Shippo&Naraku (long story XD) Inuyasha Haru&Elli Rave Master AxelxRoxas (though I don't really care about them) Kingdom Hearts ZexionxLarxene (another favourite pairing) Kingdom Hearts Vincent Valentine&Yuffie (another favourite pairing) Final Fantasy VII MarlenexDenzel Final fantasy VII Max&Monica Dark Cloud II Max&Fang Maximum Ride IzayaxNamie Durarara SayaxHaji Blood Prince&Gui 1/2 Prince CeilxSebastian Black Butler Snape&Lilly Harry Potter Luna&Harry Harry Potter Misaki&Usui Maid Sama! LelouchxKallen Code Geass Lelouch&CC Code Geass Toboe&Tsume Wolf's Rain Shadow&Rouge Sonic Jack&Gwen Torchwood Cal Lightman&Gilian Foster Lie To Me House&Thirteen (if done correctly) House Sly&Carmalita Sly Cooper Toru Honda&Yuki Fruits Basket Italy&Germany Hetalia Aaron Hotchner&David Rossi Criminal Minds Reid&Morgan Criminal Minds
Poll Results Every month, I have a new poll. These are the results from past polls. POLL RESULTS FOR 2011 AUGUST POLL: What do you think of LxMatsuda? Total Voters: 12 4 people (33%) say “It depends” 3 people (25%) say “I’m for it” 3 people (25%) say “I like it, but I don’t really think it should happen” 1 person (8%) says “I’m against it” 1 person (8%) says “I don’t really care” SEPTEMBER POLL: Because there is a lot of controversy on the issue, do you think of Rem ( Misa's Shinigami) as primarily male, female, neither, or both? Total Voters: 17 14 people (82%) say “I think of Rem as FEMALE” 2 people (11%) say “I think of Rem as BOTH” 1 person (5%) says “I think of Rem as GENDERLESS” 0 people said “I think of Rem as MALE” 0 people said “I have no idea” OCTOBER POLL: When you read fanfics, do you use the white background or the black background? Total Voters: 13 9 people (69%) say “I use the white background” 2 people (15%) say “I use the black background” 2 people (15%) say “It depends on my mood” 0 people said “I don’t read fanfics” NOVEMBER POLL: Who is your favourite task force underling? You can select two at the most. Total Voters: 24 19 people (47%) say "Touta Matsuda" 12 people (30%) say "Soichiro Yagami" 3 people (7%) say "Shuichi Aizawa" 2 people (5%) say "Hirokazu Ukita" 2 people (5%) say "I don't like any of the underlings of the task force." 1 person (2%) said "Kanzo Mogi" 1 person (2%) said "Hideki Ide" DECEMBER POLL: If a Shinigami offered you one of these deals, which deal would you choose to make? Total Voters: 28 13 people (46%) say "I wouldn't accept a deal from a Shinigami." 8 people (28%) say "Shinigami Wings fly around in exchange for the vision in one of my eyes, leaving me half blind." 4 people (14%) say "Become a Shinigami when I die, in exchange for my life." 3 people (10%) say "Shinigami Pen write with an instrument from another world and be awesome in exchange for one year of my life." 0 people (0%) say "Shinigami Eyes see peoples' names and lifespans in exchange for half of my life span." POLL RESULTS FOR 2012 JANUARY POLL: If you found a death note, how would you use it? Select up to two choices that describe MOST ACCURATELY the actions you would take if you found the notebook. Total Voters: 41 24 people (36%) say “I would pick it up, but I wouldn't use it. I would just want to be followed around by a Shinigami. I would perhaps even touch annoying people with a piece of the notebook and make them think they are suffering from hallucinations, just for the giggles.” 9 people (13%) say “I would only kill the criminals whose deaths would result in saving a life/lives that are in immediate danger [for example, if there is a hostage situation and innocent lives are at stake].” 9 people (13%) say “Other. None of these choices appeal to me.” 7 people (10%) say “I would kill death row criminals a day before they are supposed to be executed, just to screw with the minds of officials and get some amusement out of it.” 6 people (9%) say “I would follow in Kira's footsteps and start killing off criminals...and anyone who gets in my way.” 4 people (6%) say “I would use it to take over the world, scaring international governments with threats. I would bend the world to my will and make even the most powerful people bow down before me.” 2 people (3%) say “I would kill off my enemies/bullies.” 2 people (3%) say “I would kill people who are suffering from grief in order to end their suffering.” 2 people (3%) say “I wouldn't even pick it up.” 1 person (1%) said “I would work my way up in the business world, working my way to the top by killing off all of my competitors and rivals.” 0 people (0%) say “I would kill off all the old people who are just sitting around waiting to die.” FEBRUARY POLL: In Death Note, who do you consider to be the epitome of "Justice"? Total Voters: 20 12 people (60%) say "I believe that neither of them are justice, because the concept of "justice" itself is perfect, whereas L and Kira both have flaws in their views and methods." 4 people (20%) say "I believe that both of them are justice." 2 people (10%) say "I believe that Kira is justice." 2 people (10%) say "I believe that L is justice." MARCH POLL: With regards to the dubbing of the Death Note anime, which version do you prefer? Total Voters: 17 8 people (47%) say “I prefer the Japanese dubbing.” 5 people (29%) say “I prefer the English dubbing.” 3 people (17%) say “I have no preference/I like them both.” 1 people (5%) say “I don’t like either of them.” APRIL POLL: In Death Note, do you take preference over the First Arc—the L Arc—or the Second Arc—the Wammy Kids Arc? Total Voters: 19 13 people (68%) say "I prefer the first arc." 5 people (26%) say "I have no preference/I like them both. 1 person (5%) says "I prefer the second arc." 0 people say "I do not like either of them." [23:23] Plant: I was joking. Later [5:15:11 PM] Plant: And, if you haven't noticed, (warning: incoming joke) the pun is burn because you actually have pyromaniac powers. Briana: Apparently penises sink when guys take a bath. So here's a quiz I took in February 2013. Completely sober. Very unlike the quiz I took in 2012 near the bottom of the page. Last beverage- Dr. Pepper (I sort of have a bit of a thing for quotes. Especially Charles Dickens quotes.) (...A lot of the following a Charles Dickens quotes. But, uhm, not all of them.) "See me ruined by my own creations." "It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them."
"The sky was dark and gloomy, the air was damp and raw, the streets were wet and sloppy. The smoke hung sluggishly above the chimney-tops as if it lacked the courage to rise, and the rain came slowly and doggedly down, as if it had not even the spirit to pour."
"His gaze wandered from the windows to the stars, as if he would have read in them something that was hidden from him. Many of us would, if we could; but none of us so much as know our letters in the stars yet - or seem likely to do it, in this state of existence - and few languages can be read until their alphabets are mastered." "Thus, cases of injustice, and oppression, and tyranny, and the most extravagant bigotry, are in constant occurrence among us every day. It is the custom to trumpet forth much wonder and astonishment at the chief actors therein setting at defiance so completely the opinion of the world; but there is no greater fallacy; it is precisely because they do consult the opinion of their own little world that such things take place at all, and strike the great world dumb with amazement."
"Truly the universe is full of ghosts, not sheeted churchyard spectres, but the inextinguishable elements of individual life, which having once been, can never die, though they blend and change, and change again for ever." "I know not if this earth on which I stand is the core of the universe or if it is but a speck of dust lost in eternity. I know not and I care not. For I know what happiness is possible to me on earth."
""It is a sensation not experienced by many mortals," said he, "to be looking into a churchyard on a wild windy night, and to feel that I no more hold a place among the living than these dead do, and even to know that I lie buried somewhere else, as they lie buried here. Nothing uses me to it. A spirit that was once a man could hardly feel stranger or lonelier, going unrecognized among mankind, than I feel."" "It had grown darker as they talked, and the wind was sawing and the sawdust was whirling outside paler windows. The underlying churchyard was already settling into deep dim shade, and the shade was creeping up to the housetops among which they sat. "As if," said Eugene, "as if the churchyard ghosts were rising.""
"The earth covered with a sable pall as for the burial of yesterday; the clumps of dark trees, its giant plumes of funeral feathers, waving sadly to and fro: all hushed, all noiseless, and in deep repose, save the swift clouds that skim across the moon, and the cautious wind, as, creeping after them upon the ground, it stops to listen, and goes rustling on, and stops again, and follows, like a savage on the trail."
"I charge thee, fling away ambition: By that sin fell the angels." ""Is there no difference," asked Helena, with a little faltering in her manner; "between submission to a generous spirit, and submission to a base or trivial one?"" "Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius." ""I like them to talk nonsense. That's man's one privilege over all creation. Through error you come to the truth! I am a man because I err! You never reach any truth without making fourteen mistakes and very likely a hundred and fourteen."" "Chateau and hut, stone face and dangling figure, the red stain on the stone floor, and the pure water in the village well--thousands of acres of land--a whole province of France--all France itself--lay under the night sky, concentrated into a faint hairbreadth line. So does a whole world, with all its greatnesses and littlenesses, lie in a twinkling star. And as mere human knowledge can split a ray of light and analyse the manner of its composition, so, sublimer intelligences may read in the feeble shining of this earth of ours, every thought and act, every vice and virtue, of every responsible creature on it." "With memory set smarting like a reopened wound, a man's past is not simply a dead history, an outworn preparation of the present: it is not a repented error shaken loose from the life: it is a still quivering part of himself, bringing shudders and bitter flavors and the tinglings of a merited shame." ""I'll not listen to reason," she said, now in full possession of her voice, which had been rather choked with sobbing. "Reason always means what someone else has got to say."" "The memories which peaceful country scenes call up, are not of this world, nor of its thoughts and hopes. Their gentle influence may teach us how to weave fresh garlands for the graves of those we loved: may purify our thoughts, and bear down before it old enmity and hatred; but beneath all this, there lingers, in the least reflective mind, a vague and half-formed consciousness of having held such feelings long before, in some remote and distant time, which calls up solemn thoughts of distant times to come, and bends down pride and worldliness beneath it." "The white face of the winter day came sluggishly on, veiled in a frosty mist; and the shadowy ships in the river slowly changed to black substances; and the sun, blood-red on the eastern marshes behind dark masts and yards, seemed filled with the ruins of a forest it had set on fire." "It may almost be a question whether such wisdom as many of us have in our mature years has not come from the dying out of the power of temptation, rather than as the results of thought and resolution." "When these shadows brought into the minds of older people, other thoughts, and showed them different images. When they stole from their retreats, in the likenesses of forms and faces from the past, from the grave, from the deep, deep gulf, where the things that might have been, and never were, are always wandering." "I do not approve of anything that tampers with natural ignorance. Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone. The whole theory of modern education is radically unsound. Fortunately in England, at any rate, education produces no effect whatsoever. If it did, it would prove a serious danger to the upper classes, and probably lead to acts of violence in Grosvenor Square." "It is very painful for me to be forced to speak the truth. It is the first time in my life that I have ever been reduced to such a painful position, and I am really quite inexperienced in doing anything of the kind." "There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about." "Questions are never indiscreet. Answers sometimes are." "History is merely gossip. But scandal is gossip made tedious by morality." "I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself." "She behaves as if she was beautiful. Most American women do. It is the secret of their charm." "How dreadful!" cried Lord Henry. "I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect." "There are some upon this earth of yours," returned the Spirit, "who lay claim to know us, and who do their deeds of passion, pride, ill-will, hatred, envy, bigotry, and selfishness in our name, who are as strange to us and all out kith and kin, as if they had never lived. Remember that, and charge their doings on themselves, not us." "I can't stand it, but yes of course I understand it. Everything has to have meaning. Things have to stand for something. I can't take the time. Even skin-deep is too deep." "In this way they went on, and on, and on--in the language of the story-books--until at last the village lights appeared before them, and the church spire cast a long reflection on the graveyard grass; as if it were a dial (alas, the truest in the world!) marking, whatever light shone out of Heaven, the flight of days and weeks and years, by some new shadow on that solemn ground." "It was a cold hard easterly morning when he latched the garden gate and turned away. The light snowfall which had feathered his schoolroom windows on the Thursday, still lingered in the air, and was falling white, while the wind blew black." "It was a foggy day in London, and the fog was heavy and dark. Animate London, with smarting eyes and irritated lungs, was blinking, wheezing, and choking; inanimate London was a sooty spectre, divided in purpose between being visible and invisible, and so being wholly neither." "Yes! you are the ruin--the ruin--the ruin--of me. I have no resources in myself, I have no confidence in myself, I have no government of myself when you are near me or in my thoughts. And you are always in my thoughts now. I have never been quit of you since I first saw you. Oh, that was a wretched day for me! That was a wretched, miserable day!" "For gold conjures up a mist about a man, more destructive of all his old senses and lulling to his feelings than the fumes of charcoal." "In a word, I was too cowardly to do what I knew to be right, as I had been too cowardly to avoid doing what I knew to be wrong." "I was always treated as if I had insisted on being born, in opposition to the dictates of reason, religion, and morality, and against the dissuadinig arguments of my best friends."
"Family likeness has often a deep sadness in it. Nature, that great tragic dramatist, knits us together by bone and muscle, and divides us by the subtler web of our brains; blends yearning and repulsion; and ties us by our heart-strings to the beings that jar us at every movement."
"No mockery in this world ever sounds to me so hollow as that of being told to cultivate happiness. What does such advice mean? Happiness is not a potato." ""Circumstantial evidence," continued the young man, as if he scarcely heard Lady Audley's interruption—"that wonderful fabric which is built out of straws collected at every point of the compass, and which is yet strong enough to hang a man.""
""There are only two or three human stories, and they go on repeating themselves as fiercely as if they had never happened before; like the larks in this country, that have been singing the same five notes over for thousands of years." "The years that are gone seem like dreams--if one might go on sleeping and dreaming--but to wake up and find--oh! well! perhaps it is better to wake up after all, even to suffer, rather than to remain a dupe to illusions all one's life." "The past was nothing to her; offered no lesson which she was willing to heed. The future was a mystery which she never attempted to penetrate. The present alone was significant . . ." "Winter lies too long in country towns; hangs on until it is stale and shabby, old and sullen." "There seemed to be nothing to see; no fences, no creeks or trees, no hills or fields. If there was a road, I could not make it out in the faint starlight. There was nothing but land: not a country at all, but the material out of which countries are made." "Are there, infinitely varying with each individual, inbred forces of Good and Evil in all of us, deep down below the reach of mortal encouragement and mortal repression -- hidden Good and hidden Evil, both alike at the mercy of the liberating opportunity and the sufficient temptation?" "On the human imagination events produce the effects of time. Thus, he who has travelled far and seen much is apt to fancy that he has lived long; and the history that most abounds in important incidents soonest assumes the aspect of antiquity." "The conquest of the earth, which mostly means the taking it away from those who have a different complexion or slightly flatter noses than ourselves, is not a pretty thing when you look into it too much." "I don't like work--no man does, but I like what is in the work, the chance to find yourself." "The scrupulous and the just, the noble, humane, and devoted natures; the unselfish and the intelligent may begin a movement--but it passes away from them. They are not the leaders of a revolution. They are its victims." "Lights of ships moved in the fairway—a great stir of lights going up and going down. And farther west on the upper reaches the place of the monstrous town was still marked ominously on the sky, a brooding gloom in sunshine, a lurid glare under the stars." "Beyond the fence the forest stood up spectrally in the moonlight, and through that dim stir, through the faint sounds of that lamentable courtyard, the silence of the land went home to one's very heart—its mystery, its greatness, the amazing reality of its concealed life." "It seems to me I am trying to tell you a dream—making a vain attempt, because no relation of a dream can convey the dream-sensation, that commingling of absurdity, surprise, and bewilderment in a tremor of struggling revolt, that notion of being captured by the incredible which is of the very essence of dreams." "I must go to the window and get some air. Shall I jump out? No; it disfigures one so, and the coroner's inquest lets so many people see it." "Guilt, on the contrary, like a base thief, suspects every eye that beholds him to be privy to his transgressions, and every tongue that mentions his name to be proclaiming them." "Never walk near the bed; to a ghost your ankle is your most vulnerable part--once in bed, you're safe; he may lie around under the bed all night, but you're safe as daylight. If you still have doubts pull the blanket over your head." "Human speech is like a cracked tin kettle, on which we hammer out tunes to make bears dance when we long to move the stars."
"People have their own deaths as well as their own lives, and even if there is nothing beyond death, we shall differ in our nothingness." "The tree rustled. It had made music before they were born, and would continue after their deaths, but its song was of the moment." "This has nothing to do with will-power; that's a crazy, useless word, anyway; you lack judgment--the judgment to decide at once when you know your imagination will play you false, given half a chance." "Things are sweeter when they're lost. I know--because once I wanted something and got it. It was the only thing I ever wanted badly, Dot. And when I got it it turned to dust in my hands."
"Really it is very wholesome exercise, this trying to make one's words represent one's thoughts, instead of merely looking to their effect on others." "Events are as much the parents of the future as they were the children of the past."
"Slowly the sun sank, then suddenly darkness rushed down on the land like a tangible thing. There was no breathing-space between the day and night, no soft transformation scene, for in these latitudes twilight does not exist. The change from day to night is as quick and as absolute as the change from life to death." "Why can't somebody give us a list of things that everybody thinks and nobody says, and another list of things that everybody says and nobody thinks?"
"The instinctive act of humankind was to stand and listen, and learn how the trees on the right and the trees on the left wailed or chaunted to each other in the regular antiphonies of a cathedral choir; how hedges and other shapes to leeward then caught the note, lowering it to the tenderest sob; and how the hurrying gust then plunged into the south, to be heard no more." "The sky aft was dark as pitch, but the moon still shone brightly ahead of us and lit up the blackness. Beneath its sheen a huge white-topped breaker, twenty feet high or more, was rushing on to us. It was on the break--the moon shone on its crest and tipped its foam with light. On it rushed beneath the inky sky, driven by the awful squall behind it." "Men and women, empires and cities, thrones, principalities, and powers, mountains, rivers, and unfathomed seas, worlds, spaces, and universes, all have their day, and all must go." "It is curious to look back and realize upon what trivial and apparently coincidental circumstances great events frequently turn as easily and naturally as a door on its hinges." "We may taste of every turn of chance—now rule as Kings, now serve as Slaves; now love, now hate; now prosper, and now perish. But still, through all, we are the same; for this is the marvel of Identity." "It was as if, at moments, we were perpetually coming into sight of subjects before which we must stop short, turning suddenly out of alleys that we perceived to be blind, closing with a little bang that made us look at each other--for, like all bangs, it was something louder than we had intended--the doors we had indiscreetly opened." "The place, with its gray sky and withered garlands, its bared spaces and scattered dead leaves, was like a theater after the performance--all strewn with crumpled playbills." "Don't mind anything any one tells you about any one else. Judge everyone and everything for yourself."
"She would have despised the modern idea of women being equal to men. Equal, indeed! she knew they were superior." "It is an illusion that youth is happy, an illusion of those who have lost it; but the young know they are wretched, for they are full of the truthless ideals which have been instilled into them, and each time they come in contact with the real they are bruised and wounded."
"A surging, seething, murmuring crowd of beings that are human only in name, for to the eye and ear they seem naught but savage creatures, animated by vile passions and by the lust of vengeance and of hate." "Men have called me mad; but the question is not yet settled, whether madness is or is not the loftiest intelligence—whether much that is glorious—whether all that is profound—does not spring from disease of thought—from moods of mind exalted at the expense of the general intellect."
"Its matter was not new to me, but was presented in a new aspect. It shook me in my habit - the habit of nine-tenths of the world - of believing that all was right about me, because I was used to it." "Night, like a giant, fills the church, from pavement to roof, and holds dominion through the silent hours. Pale dawn again comes peeping through the windows: and, giving place to day, sees night withdraw into the vaults, and follows it, and drives it out, and hides among the dead."
"One of these days, I'll be old enough that people will stop calling me crazy and start calling me eccentric." Music glides in soft waves, calming the frozen time... As winter pass silently, like a ghost of melodious rhyme... RANDOM QUIZ MEME THINGY TIME! (Warning: This quiz was taken while in a heavily sarcastic, sleep-deprived state, so there may be an abundance of complete wtfness.) How is the weather right now? 63.9 degrees, sunny (when ISN'T it sunny, in the desert?). WHY MUST I LIVE IN A PLACE THAT IS 63.9 DEGREES IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER THIS MAKES NO SENNNNSEEEE. D; Hair color? It...changes. o_O Naturally changes. I don't dye it. Sometimes it's blonde, and sometimes it's light and dark brown. Eye colour? That changes, too, but usually they are grey. Do you wear contacts/glasses? No, but I probably need them. Have you ever cried over a girl/boy? MY HEART OF ICE DOES NOT KNOW OF THIS "CRYING" THAT YOU SPEAK OF. Last movie you watched? Oh gosh, I don't watch very many movies. But, the last movie I watched was probably Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid. Any pets? I refuse to refer to my evil turtle as a "pet." Have you ever fired a gun? I live in Arizona. Of course I've fired a gun. Do you like to travel by plane? PLANES FALL OUT OF THE SKY. AND THEN YOU DIE. IT'S NOT VERY FUN. If you could go to any place right now where would you go? Japan! Where their English textbooks teach students how to say, "I like you. You should come to my house and fuck my sister." THEY MAKE ME FEEL NORMAL. FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MORNING? "Oh shit, I forgot to turn the lights off last night. WHY DO I KEEP DOING THAT?" WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE? THE THINGS THAT DON'T MAKE ME NORMAL. FAVORITE HANGOUT? MY DESK. (WHY ARE WE WRITING IN CAPS?) 3 THINGS YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT? YOU MEAN OTHER THAN WATER? IPOD. PAPER/PEN. COMPUTER. (TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME) FAVORITE T.V. COMMERCIAL? WHY THE FUCK WOULD I ACTUALLY LIKE A TV COMMERCIAL YOU DON'T MAKE SENSE AND WHY ARE WE STILL WRITING IN CAPITAL LETTERS WHYYYYYY WHAT DO YOU USUALLY DO WHEN THE CLOCK TURNS 11:11? JUMP OUT OF MY SEAT, SCREAM AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS, DO A DANCE, AND SPIN AROUND. OF COURSE. BECAUSE THAT MAKES SENSE. WHY WOULD I BE DOING ANYTHING DIFFERENTLY AT 11:11 YOU STILL MAKE NO SENSE. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDSHEET? I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T USE BEDSHEETS. YOU TEND NOT TO DO THAT WHEN YOU SLEEP ON THE FLOOR. How many scars do you have that are from your own stupidity? Probably most of them. Especially the one from the sword, the blade of which I slid across my cheek in order to prove to the owner of the sword that the blade was "surely made of plastic." Do you suffer from any psychological disorders? Well, I hallucinate and hear voices and sometime I feel so close to insanity that I can taste it, but other than that, no. :D Do your eyebrows match your hair color? I would have to check in the mirror. But I don't like looking in my mirror. Sometimes the mirrors have the dead peoples AND I USUALLY LIKE TO AVOID THE DEAD PEOPLES. Do you have obnoxius friends? YOU DON'T MAKE SENSE EITHER. WHY WOULD I BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE IF I THOUGHT THEY WERE OBNOXIOUS. GO TO SENSE-MAKING CLASS AND TAKE NOTES. LOTS OF NOTES. Any friends you regret ever meeting? Again, WHY WOULD I BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE I REGRET MEETING? And anyway, I talk to more strangers than I have/do friends. =w= Is the computer your significant other? "OHH, COMPUTER, DARLING, MMMMM... I LOVE THE WAY YOU SEX IT UP ALL THOSE HOT WIRES YOU'RE SO SEX-A-LICIOUS I THINK WE SHOULD BE SOUL MATES FOR FOREVER AND EVERS." What the fuck is wrong with you? o _O Anyone ever take you on vacation with them? My childhood friend, Allie, last year. To a cabin in the middle of the woods. We were stuck there for 3 days because the car was completely buried under a hell of a lot of snow, and the door to the shed with the shovels was completely frozen shut. The only food we had was ramen. LOTS OF THE RAMENS. Ramen for breakfast Ramen for lunch Ramen for dinner Ramen with broth Ramen eaten dry Ramen uncooked Ramen overcooked I HAD NEVER REALIZED HOW INCREDIBLY SICK A PERSON CAN GET OF JUST RAMEN! OH. AND THERE WAS NO HOT WATER. OR INTERNET. We decided not to go on another vacation together for a long, long time. How I feel About Most Death Note OC Pairings (This rant was not written by me) Right, this time I’d like to talk a little bit about OC Love Interestsin theDeath Notefandom which are so prevalent in most of the fanfiction I’ve read lately. I really just have one big question: Why are they always girls?I guess because it’s mostly female authors who want to imagine themselves paired with their favourite character or something but just once I’d like to see some OCxMisa action, yanno? I’m a girl myself so don’t think it’s some macho anti-romance crap, it’s just that I don’t know whether these girls actually know what they’re getting themselves into when they say they’d jump at the chance to date L or Light. While I do love reading them to bits, I have a bit of a problem with most of the OC-centric Death Note fanfictions and that thing is how unbelievably accepting all these girls are. Now, I’m all for a little bit of fluff and I honestly don’t care whether you want to pair your character up with Mello or Jesus but I am getting a little annoyed about how most of these fanfics seem to focus on the characters romantic relationship with either L or Light (or, in some cases, both)and how they struggle through the events of Death Notewithoutdealing with the individual characters quirks and how the girl deal with those. I’ll be honest with you here when I say that I don’t think either L or Light are really ‘relationship’ material. For one, they’re both unbelievably intelligent and I doubt they’d be able to be in the presence of us ‘normal’ folk for more than a few minutes without becoming really, really, bored. And, while I don’t think they’d do it on purpose, being around someone that smart is bound to give you an inferiority complex, imagine constantly hanging around a person who can make you feel stupid without even trying? It’d put a strain on any relationship, especiallyif you start to get jealous of their abilities or begin to rely on them too much. I’m going to take Las an example first. He’s got the whole ‘eccentric genius’ thing down pat and, while we all coo about how cute his little quirks are, in reality he’d probably drive us mad. I am a proud L-Fangirl but I’m not ashamed to admit that, even though I find him squeeishly adorable, he’s not exactly someone I can envision bringing home to meet mom and dad. Would you like to explain to your parents why your boyfriend is standing on the furniture? Or why he’s munching on the sugar cubes? Or why he isn’t wearing any socks? Or why he talks in percentages and has all the tact of a tree? I’ll give you that Lightwould probably be okay with your folks. He’d be his usually polite, charming self and your parents would love him and everything would be fine and dandy untilyou get too close to the truth and he kills you off. Or, more specifically, he’ll make youkill you off much like he did with Misora. The only reason he didn’tkill Misa was because Rem threatened to kill himif she came to harm, the rest of us don’t have aShinigami-Insurance-Policyfloating along behind us so it’s safe to say we’d be dead gals walkin’, yeah?. Plus, Light is the singular most sexist bastard I have ever seen. Ever. You girls can do waaay much better than a guy who thinks, and I quote, “Women are so easy…”. Give yourselves a bit of credit here and perhaps try for a fictional dude who knows how to treat a lady right like, oh I dunno, Matsuda. He seems pretty cute and he’s got the sweetest aim this side of Riza Hawkeye so that’s gotta count for something. My point is, and there isa point, that L and Light are each, in their own way, about as romantic as a used tissue. They’re both really hot and smart and awesome and all that jazz but there’s no way that they’re going to make good loving boyfriends who’ll be able to tend to your every need. Also, on the opposite end of the spectrum, there’s probably no way you‘d be able to tend to theirneeds. What do we mere mortals have that L or Light could possibly want? Light single handedly ruled the earth for a few years and L was the greatest detective the world had ever seen, what could you feasibly have to give them? Apart from your undying love and adoration,pleaseladies. Just once I’d like to read an OC-centric Death Note fanfiction where the OC actually has to come to terms with the fact that they are in live with a)a mass murderer with a god-complex or b)the world’s greatest and strangest detective. Most of the time the OC just has a mini-crisis for about three paragraphs [if we’re lucky]and then decides that love conquers all and suddenly characters behaviour quirks and habits become unbelievably attractive instead of weird and creepy. I wasn’t aware that there even wasa way to make nail biting and maniacal laughter look sexy! Right, well that’s that then, I’ve finished my rant but I’m sure there’ll be more to come in the future. Hope you enjoyed. Again, that was not written by me, but that just about sums it up. -w- He would be the lunatic of one idea "I will complain, yet praise; "Go, said the bird, for the leaves were full of children, "I have married my hands to perpetual agitation, Money money money How cool the grass is. "Even such is time, which takes in trust "I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by "This is just a place: we go around, distanced, yearly in a star's atmosphere, turning daily into and out of direct light and slanting through the quadrant seasons: deep space begins at our heels, nearly rousing us loose: we look up or out so high, sight's silk almost draws us away: this is just a place: currents worry themselves coiled and free in airs and oceans: water picks up mineral shadow and plasm into billions of designs, frames: trees, grains, bacteria: but is love a reality we made here ourselves-- and grief--did we design that--or do these, like currents, whine in and out among us merely as we arrive and go: this is just a place: the reality we agree with, that agrees with us, outbounding this, arrives to touch, joining with us from far away: our home which defines us is elsewhere but not so far away we have forgotten it: this is just a place." A. R. Ammons Quick, before you die, describe the exact shade of this hotel carpet. What is the meaning of the irregular, yellow spheres, some hollow, gathered in patches on this bedspread? If you love me, worship the objects I have caused to represent me in my absence.Exact Driving is fun. Did you ever run over a guy? And then you panic? So you back up and run over him again? You ever notice the second crunch is not as loud as the first? I think it's because the guy already has tread marks on him. But there he is, lying right in front of your car. Might as well run over him again. What're you gonna do this time, drive around him? If we wait until our lives are free from sorrow or difficulty, then we wait forever. And miss the entire point. The unexpected has happened so continually in my life that it has ceased to deserve the name. Not Written By Me: "A prince has become rare to find, in this day and age as more people's focus turns to strength and common rage What once was a red blooming rose becomes a concert pass it makes me wonder why we change and don't dwell in the past In days of old when knights were true, and princes grinned with pride nobleness ran through their veins in that, the best of times brutishness and "manly" men were looked down on with disdain and those who stood for chivalry were free of most our pain this disgusting superiority has rotted through this world and all those who buy into it, those I describe as fools A sword should be used to defend the weak, not to profit the strong Everything I see in this new world seems rotted and wrong Princes are looked on as losers and are shunned as pure disdainful demons are worshiped as the greater ones We need to see through all the fog, to realize the truth and chase away to sudden death these animalistic brutes The knights have turned to gangsters, the princes into thieves The bards have turned to rappers, and wise kings—they simply leave As our world crumbles around us, cluelessly we act Without even realizing it, we've all just turned our backs I look to the winds of change with fear, for hope seems out of sight I know that I'm no prince, but the best we have I might." I want to be a mystery, yet be known [11:09:21 PM] Ratt: That reminds me of a story that was told by my grandmother tonight at dinner. [11:10:15 PM] Ratt: She said that there was this priest she once knew, and he went to buy ham for Easter dinner, and he was planning on spending easter dinner with friends of his, along with his friends' 3 teenage children. [11:10:39 PM] Ratt: He bought a type of ham called "Dam Ham" [11:11:27 PM] Ratt: So at dinner with these people, he said, "Would someone please pass me the Dam Ham?" [11:12:00 PM] Ratt: However, one of the teenagers thought he had just decided to curse out the food, so the dude decided to do it too. [11:12:05 PM] Ratt: The guy was like [11:12:22 PM] Ratt: "Right on, priest! Someone pass the fucking peas!" "There cannot be another crisis until next week. My schedule is already full." "A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary." "Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested." "Just watch me, L. I'll solve equations with my right hand, and write names with my left. Light knew he was brilliant. TO CONTACT ME: A.I.M Account: Ratt44488855 Meebo Account: Ratt44488855 Yahoo Account: supernovaleadersorcha (or) rattkaz Skype Account: Ratt44488855 "Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard, be evil." Never say 'Things couldn't get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fanfiction is annoying, copy and paste this into your profile. An apple a day keeps the doctor away (if well aimed). I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
"One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You have entertained us." Kurt Vonnegut "Great works of art are oft done when one cannot sleep and is basking in their own deprived state."
Results from the Seme/Uke Test: : : Chibi Seme: Mischievous, loyal, and intelligent, the Chibi Seme always seems to have a quiet energy whispering around them, suggesting that there is much more to them then what there first appears to be. Laid-back, and not one to call a lot of attention to themselves, they tend to guard their creative, forceful, (and somewhat manipulative) inner self behind an easygoing and playful exterior shell, which makes it impossible for most to truly know them. It takes a special Uke personality to see into the Chibi Seme's deep hidden self and release their sensual side, but once the Chibi Seme has let in that one special person, they will be forever loyal, loving, and protective. A Chibi Seme will never be completely happy with just the ordinary. Setting themselves somewhat apart from the rest of the world, they need someone like-minded to keep them challenged intellectually and spiritually - a partner to inspire their dark naughty adventures and give them the motivation to take control. You can take the test here. "I understand that scissors can beat paper, and i get how rock can beat scissors, but there is no freaking way paper can beat rock. what, paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock , thus leaving it immobile? if so, then why in the world can't paper do this to scissors? never mind scissors, why can't paper do this to people? why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating (usually) innocent students as they attempt to take notes in class? i'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. when i play rock/paper/scissors, i always choose rock. then, when someone claims to have beaten me with their paper,i can punch them in the face with my ready-made fist and say, oh, i'm sorry, i thought paper would protect you." I turn sentences around. That's my life. I write a sentence and then I turn it around. Then I look at it and I turn it around again. Then I have lunch. Then I come back in and write another sentence. Then I have tea and turn the new sentence around. Then I read the two sentences over and turn them both around. Then I lie down on the floor and think. Then I get up and throw them out and start from the beginning again. | |||||||||
1. Fanfiction Catastrophe - Rawr Like a Dinosaur reviewsL and Light discover fanfiction.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-9-13 - Light Y. & L - Complete2. Stormy Also Had Something To Do With This reviewsMikami eats cheese in his van. Oh, and he also kills Takada.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-5-13 - Mikami T. & Takada K. - Complete3. Ring Around The Rosie reviewsTerrified by a horror movie, Matsuda clings to L for support. Fluff.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-15-12 - L & Matsuda T. - Complete4. Cranberry Juice reviewsSayu is secretly a yaoi fan, so, when L is invited to dinner with her and her family, she drugs both his and Light's drinks, locks them up naked in a closet, and won't let them out until they perform some "man-on-man action". Well, what's the worst that could happen? Warning: Sexual activity. Written for L's birthday.Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 10-29-12 - L & Light Y. - Complete5. Raining Cats And Dogs reviewsA drabble in which Light misunderstands L's use of an English idiom.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-13-12 - L & Light Y. - Complete6. Pencils Make Me Depressed reviewsIt seems like everything lately is making L depressed, so Light decides to see whether he can seduce the detective into losing the down attitude.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-5-12 - L & Light Y. - Complete7. Light's Pink Butterfly Belt reviewsL asks Light about why he wears a pink butterfly belt. Light comes out of the closet and reveals his somewhat awkward feelings for the detective, but not in a way that L is comfortable with.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 57 - Published: 9-22-12 - L & Light Y. - Complete8. The Letter L » reviewsAfter raping L and switching places with him in the insane asylum, Beyond is on the loose, aiming to steal L's identity and bend the entire world's police to his will. L has already lost his dignity, and now he might just lose everything else. Twoshot. Sequel to The Colour White.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,082 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 9-9-12 - Published: 8-7-12 - L & BB - Complete9. The Colour White » reviewsL visits Beyond in the asylum, but not everything goes as planned. Twoshot. Contains rape and violence.Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,244 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 9-9-12 - Published: 4-2-12 - L & BB - Complete10. What Stays In Vegas » reviewsLight and Sayu learn the reason why what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 8-8-12 - Published: 7-31-12 - Light Y. & Sayu Y.11. Clouds That Travel reviewsUnderneath the painted sunrise, Matsuda tries to teach L what it is like to be close to someone. Fluff.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-5-12 - L & Matsuda T. - Complete12. Th o u gh T h e Sk y S h oul d F a l l » reviewsRem isn't going to kill L and die herself so easily. What if she had simply killed the death row inmate 13 days after he wrote a name in the notebook?Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,068 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 8-4-12 - Published: 7-4-12 - L & Matsuda T.13. Hazards Of April Fools reviewsMatsuda plays an April Fools prank on L that doesn't go as planned.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-31-12 - Matsuda T. & L - Complete14. Hair Cut reviewsThe reason why Mello has such a girly haircut. Drabble.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-31-12 - Mello & Matt - Complete15. Stuck Tape reviewsLight is displaying some verrrrrry strange behavior on the surveillance monitors. Naked. L and Soichiro get a strange show?Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 7-22-12 - L & Light Y. - Complete16. And The Shadows Of Those Dreams reviewsLight is haunted by L, as well as his alter-ego, Kira. Sequel to Where Dreams Come To Dance, but you don't need to have read that one in order to understand this one.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-18-12 - L & Light Y. - Complete17. Where Dreams Come To Dance reviews"Turning the tables isn't fair unless they keep turning." Light hates L so much, except when he loves him. An incredibly strange, slightly twisted LxLight fic.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-17-12 - L & Light Y. - Complete18. Pudding reviewsLight has sex with his father.Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-6-12 - Light Y. & Soichiro Y. - Complete19. I'll Take An Apple reviewsIn ancient Rome, throwing an apple at someone was seen as a marriage proposal. And Light throws many apples at Ryuk. Drabble.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-24-12 - Light Y. & Ryuk - Complete20. Nonsense Office Gossip reviewsThere's a rumour floating around that L and Light are sleeping together. Their activities during the day certainly aren't helping their case.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-10-12 - L & Light Y.21. Flash, Switchback reviews"Why are Matsuda and Watari handcuffed together?" L, Light, Watari, and Matsuda all switch bodies after a lightning storm. They have to act like each other to avoid raising suspicions, while at the same time trying to figure out how to switch back. LxLight, LxMatsuda, WatarixMisa.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,989 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-6-12 - L & Light Y. - Complete22. Murderer On The Bus reviewsL and Light overhear a man talking about murdering someone on a bus. What in the world? Hopefully amusing.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-31-12 - L & Light Y. - Complete23. Concentration reviewsMatsuda asks Light to teach him how to seduce someone, so Light demonstrates his techniques on a none-too-willing L. L is determined to ignore Light regardless of what the teen does to him, but Light is determined to get a reaction. Written for StormygioDeath Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-24-12 - L & Light Y. - Complete24. Ars Poetica reviewsLight Yagami is the god of his perfect world, but it isn't as perfect as he hoped. What happens when he steals The Poet's power and begins rewriting his own story? Humanity is screwed. Bloopers included.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-22-12 - Light Y. & unknown25. Coffin reviewsL had started building his own coffin long before the Kira Case even began.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-6-12 - L & Light Y. - Complete26. Amaranth reviewsWammy's House is a very different place 200 years in the future. Twoshot.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-3-1227. Markings Of The Mind reviewsRather than leaving there unscathed, Light completely loses his grip over his sanity in solitary confinement and finds himself losing his mind.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-27-12 - Light Y. & L - Complete28. Misery Loves Company reviewsL struggles to come to terms with his own death, and Matsuda discovers that the detective really is human after all. Movie universe. Very angsty.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-27-12 - L & Matsuda T. - Complete29. And This Is Why You're A Stupid » reviewsA collection of Death Note rants by different characters regarding things the creators did to them. Generally drabble-ish.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 10,546 - Reviews: 299 - Updated: 4-16-12 - Published: 11-15-1130. The Contest of Deep Dark Secrets » reviewsLight proposes a contest where everyone has to write down their embarrassing secrets, and everyone tries to figure out which secret goes to whom. Who chased clowns with forks? Who draws themselves wearing bras? Who has a Barney the Dinosaur obsession?Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,473 - Reviews: 364 - Updated: 4-1-12 - Published: 4-17-11 - L & Light Y.31. Pawns For Pearls » reviewsWhen Sayu finds the Death Note before Light, she stubbornly claims it as hers to use. But she and Light both want to use the notebook for different purposes, causing a family feud that could prove disastrous for the both of them.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,751 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 3-28-12 - Published: 2-8-12 - Sayu Y. & Light Y.32. The Fires of Spring » reviewsA collection of very fluffy yaoi drabbles.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-28-12 - Published: 3-11-12 - L & Matsuda T.33. Telephone reviewsLight finds it extremely difficult to hold a normal conversation with his mother over the phone when L insists on distracting him on many different levels. It's only slash if you want to look at it that way. Oneshot.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-19-12 - Light Y. & Sachiko Y. - Complete34. Orbital, Dear reviewsMisa has wandered down this path before; this pathway up to the rooftops, ready to fall. She just needed something to push her off the edge. Oneshot.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-16-12 - Misa A. & Light Y. - Complete35. Urban Legend reviewsWatari is, of course, a brilliant inventor. However, it soon became obvious that his newest idea was not quite as brilliant as he thought it would be.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-3-12 - Watari & L - Complete36. Night Of The Living Self Insert » reviewsRabid OCs and fangirls have taken over the Kira investigation headquarters, and L and Light are the targets. Can they survive a fangirl apocalypse? Explores the many different types of Mary-Sue that are found in the Death Note fandom.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 2-26-12 - Published: 2-1-12 - L & Light Y.37. Inebriated reviewsWith death on the horizon, Matsuda, with much effort, persuades L to share a bottle of sake with him. However, it soon becomes obvious that not even L is immune to the logic-reducing effects of alcohol. Lemon.Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,446 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-14-12 - L & Matsuda T. - Complete38. Ashes Like Snowfall reviewsThe rain tastes of the sky, and the sky tastes of blood. The bones only speak when it rains, and only when the rain falls does the boy visit an unmarked grave. Light visiting L's grave, from the perspective of L's headstone. A bit abstract.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-19-12 - L & Light Y. - Complete39. College Essay reviewsIt should come as no surprise to Light that the most embarrassing and disastrous family dinner of his life was caused in its entirety by none other than L, which he tries to explain in his college essay on his final exam. Oneshot.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-15-12 - Light Y. & L - Complete40. Encounters Of The Creepy Kind reviewsBecause, as it turns out, not even Kira is safe from the perverted old men who hang around outside of porn shops. Oneshot.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-12-12 - Light Y. - Complete41. Honey reviewsA late-night conversation with L results in Matsuda being licked in the face. Fluff. Re-uploaded and significantly edited from the previous version, Fiat Justicia Ruat Caelum.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-23-11 - L & Matsuda T. - Complete42. The Weekend Of Our LIVES reviewsThere is something very wrong with L, and Matsuda can't figure out why the detective is acting so unstable. Whatever it is, though, it certainly can't be good. A mix of romance, humour, and tragedy.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-20-11 - L & Matsuda T.43. You Can't String Nuts Through Macaroni reviewsBecause it's just not possible. According to Matsuda and, apparently, L. Abstract drabble. Sounds very crackish, but it's probably not.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-3-11 - Matsuda T. & Yamamoto - Complete44. L What If Parody » reviewsWhat if L wanted to become a two headed monster? What if L has identity crisis? What if L discoveres the wonders of Vegas? What if L watches James Bond? What if L goes skydiving with Light and Misa? Find out that and others! Crackfic. O.O.C. Slightly A/UDeath Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,967 - Reviews: 212 - Updated: 11-13-11 - Published: 6-17-10 - L45. So I Heard You Like Porn reviewsL leaves a surprise for Light on his bedside table. To put it simply, Light is not pleased. Oneshot/drabble.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-10-11 - L & Light Y. - Complete46. The Contest of Threatening Words reviewsWatari proposes a contest in which the task force members pair up and rant about their pet-peeves. The winner shall receive some disturbing little object from Watari. This surely won't end very well.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-7-11 - L47. The Art Of Dying Alone reviewsMovie universe. L has only 19 hours left to live,and he struggles to come to terms with his humanity. Written in honour of L's death day. ABSOLUTELY BEING REWRITTEN THIS IS SO TERRIBLE DON'T READ IT RIGHT NOW. x.xDeath Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-5-11 - L - Complete48. Some Books Are Just Meant To Be Burned reviewsLight won't fall for L's tricks. That doesn't mean L isn't going to try. Eventual romance?Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-15-11 - L & Light Y.49. Don't Abuse My Wealth! reviewsL's reaction to Near tossing all of his hard-earned money out of the SPK building and into the angry mob. Drabble.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-7-11 - L & Near - Complete50. Words To Remember You By » reviewsA series of drabbles from numerous points of view reflecting on L after his death. Chapter 4: Losing.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 9-24-11 - Published: 9-21-11 - L51. Underworked, Overpaid reviewsL reflects on Ukita and everything the officer did for him, before realizing that he had never really done anything for him at all. Hopefully amusing. Drabble.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-30-11 - L & Ukita H. - Complete52. Dizzy Insanity reviewsPrompt: "Pick someone up and spin them until you're both too dizzy to stand, and laugh from it." What the hell is Matsuda doing to Light? L and Misa can only wonder. Drabble.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-30-11 - Light Y. & Matsuda T. - Complete53. Useful reviews"Don't worry, Ryuzaki. I'll protect you from the…erm…goat." Slight LxMatsuda; attempt at fluff.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-17-11 - L & Matsuda T. - Complete54. Awkward Commentary reviews"You know, Mr. Yagami, your son has a very good body for a 17-year-old." Oneshot/Drabble.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-5-11 - L & Soichiro Y. - Complete55. Experiment reviews"Has Raito-kun ever kissed a man?" Short oneshot/Drabble. Yaoi.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-4-11 - L & Light Y. - Complete56. Quite Simply, It's The Soap reviews"What the hell possessed you to book us a room at the crappiest hotel in Japan?" Drabble.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-3-11 - L & Light Y. - Complete57. L Almost Kills People By Cooking Food reviewsCompanion fic to L's Cookbook. L makes everyone eat the food he cooks. As a result, they almost die. Written for Raito0228.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-22-11 - L - Complete58. These Chains That Bind Us » reviewsMany problems arise when you handcuff together a sugar-crazy detective and a mass murderer with a god complex. Can be seen as friendship or slash. Chapter 2: Sleep.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 6-18-11 - Published: 6-16-11 - L & Light Y.59. It's Not the Potato's Fault reviewsShort drabble in which Light finally snaps and goes balistic on a potato named Bob. Crackfic. Might suck.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-15-11 - Light Y. & L - Complete60. Chopsticks reviewsA crackfic collection. What happens when L gets a chopstick stuck in his mouth? And why is Watari trying to kill people with an axe? Will L and Light manage to not kill each other long enough to be able to send Justin Bieber to his death?Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 5-8-11 - L & Light Y.61. Backup reviewsBecause, despite their similarities, Beyond Birthday is nothing like L.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-22-11 - BB & L - Complete62. Matsuda's Therapy Sessions reviewsA mini-sequal to The Contest of Epic Insanity. Matsuda has to get therapy after the contest is over. But the therapist is scarier than sleep-deprived Light & L... A bit of a crackfic. Probably need to read T.C.O.E.I fic to make much sense of this one.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-10-11 - Matsuda T. & L63. The Contest of Epic Insanity » reviewsLight wants a Light Saber...he challenges L to a who-can-stay-up-longest contest, and they're allowed to do anything to stay up! Craziness follows! Crackfic. Ended 8/07/2010. Decided to revise it a bit 4/07/2011 .Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,377 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 4-9-11 - Published: 7-26-10 - L & Light Y. - Complete64. Fangirls Unite! » reviewsWhat happens if the characters of Death Note met their biggest rabid fans? Crackfic!Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 12-14-10 - Published: 12-12-10 - L & Light Y.65. My Reaction to L's Death reviewsWhen I first saw L die, this is how I reacted. Warning: Extreme weirdness. And shouting. Written in honour of his death day, November 5th, 2004.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 56 - Published: 11-5-10 - L - Complete66. Never Been Normal reviewsWritten for L's birthday. L realizes something.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-31-10 - L - Complete67. L's Take on Fanfiction reviewsL discovers fanfiction. He feels threatened. This is his rant about it.Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-30-10 - L - Complete68. L's Cookbook » reviewsL decides to write a cookbook and tries to cook food. "Tries" is the key word, as he has never cooked before. DO NOT COOK ANY OF L'S RECIPES AT HOME...unless you feel like it. Or are immune to the worst recipes EVER. T for insane recipes. R&R! :DDeath Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 121 - Updated: 10-14-10 - Published: 8-22-10 - L69. What L Came Back To and WHY He Came Back to It » reviewsTOTAL crack. L leaves for just ONE HOUR and comes back to face absolute MADNESS. Watari is killing small animals, Soichiro kicked a hole in the wall, L's lolipops have malfunctioned, and many other horrors L came back to. What in the world happened?Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 9-26-10 - Published: 8-21-10 - L & Matsuda T.70. Are You Obsessed With Death Note? reviewsRoger is assigned to interview all of the characters in Death Note. But all the characters...in one room...spell disaster... Crack!Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-18-10 - Roger - Complete71. Death Note Chatroom » reviewsL decides to force everyone on the Task Force to sign up to a teenage chat site. Random crack follows.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 9-16-10 - Published: 9-15-10 - L72. L and Light's Prank Contest reviewsL challenges Light to a contest. In the contest, they see who can play the best pranks on each other. Whoever surrenders first loses. Who will win? :D insanity follows.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 9-4-10 - L & Light Y.73. A Dangerous Journey, A Conflict Within » reviewsWaka meets up with Amaterasu in Kamiki Village. Waka sees a prophecy that says that they must work together to kill Orochi. They don't like each other at first, but eventually...who knows? Rated T for some violence, but not too much. Enjoy!Okami - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,926 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 8-22-10 - Published: 3-29-09 - Waka & Amaterasu74. Things Only L Would Know reviewsThere are some answers to some problems that only L would be able to figure out. WARNING: This is the worst story I've ever written. I don't suggest reading it. o-o I'm not deleting it only because I don't like deleting things.Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-22-10 - L - Complete75. All Alone in the World reviewsWatari is dead...how will L react? Does anybody care about him now? NOT YAOI. Breakdown fic. A bit O.O.C.Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 7-3-10 - L & Soichiro Y. - Complete76. Love at First Sight reviewsWhat happens when Shippo has eyes for Naraku? Will the feelings be returned? Crackfic. Under "horror" because my friends prodded me to make it so...they said that any love story between Naraku and Shippo should go under horror.Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-7-10 - Shippo & Naraku - Complete77. The Gods' Gift to Me reviewsWaka thinks the Moon Tribe's anhilation is his fault-Ammy tries to comfort him.Okami - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-1-09 - Waka & Amaterasu - Complete
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