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Author has written 10 stories for Demonata.
Aaah! Visitors! Welcome to my profile! How did you stumble upon this page? Were you searching the vast realms of fanfiction.net? Or were you attracted to the name “Owl City?” If the 2nd one, then you are my friend, and you are welcome here! However if the 1st, then you are not welcome and please leave.
Anyway, on to the point, my name is Matt. I’m also called Cookie, Matt Cookie, Mattimom, Mattimo, the works. But call me Matt. Thank you. On with the show, then?
Name: Matthew- (that’s all you’re getting for now.)
Family: I live with my Mum, Dad and 17 year old sister, who is also on fanfiction, called Angelmail.
Area: Nottingham, East Midlands, England. Home of lace, and also home to the oldest football league club in the world, which leads me on to my next point.
Football team:Notts County! U pies! Lee Hughes! Kasper Schmeichel! (wait he left for Leeds... damn him :( )
Favourite artists/bands:well, anyone new basically :) BUT NOT HEAVY METAL AND ALL THAT :@ gets on my nerves :P
Favourite food: Pasta!!
Favourite drink: Coke!!
Favourite people on fanfiction: Naomi-http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1910302/Queen_Nightshade
Now try this yourself! :
1.YOUR REAL NAME: Matthew - ur not gettin my 2nd name out of me! but i guess you could make an educated guess...
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Matizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav colour and fav animal): dark blue sheep
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mum's maiden name): Coomaith (!!)
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite colour, favourite drink): Light blue coke (hehe i don’t fancy being saved by that guy!!)
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send your icards to friends and loved ones on Valentines day, Xmas, birthdays, or just whenever if you are bored!
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is someone who has never heard of or doesn’t like (it pains me so much to say it) Calvin Harris! (and that’s not just because of what he did to Jedward by the way) Crazy is NOT liking pasta, or coke, or chocolate! Or pesto! Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is someone who supports Nottingham Forest, and not Notts County! tuts tree huggers! Crazy is when you rather read then eat. Crazy is when you sprain your ankle and keep on skateboarding. Crazy is when you memorize this whole paragraph and randomly say it to everybody you do and don't know. Crazy is when you read your favourite FanFiction story every day even though you've read it a hundred times. If you're crazy, send this to all your friends and add something crazy you've done to the list!
Now you know what’s next! O yes! Copy and paste thingys! Couldn’t be an FF profile without them! Just grin and bear them... :)
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)
See! That wasn’t too bad, was it?! It’s over now! You can relax, sit back and enjoy what’s left of the show.
Now, i’ve taken the strange and temporary decision of putting all story writing on hold. But...
... wait for it...
a new story is coming. just as soon as ive finished all my exams and all :) i finished the demonata series ages ago, but i still have a vague memory of the story. so im gonna write another story when i have time, but it will be a bit more... whats it... random?? is that the right word to use? it wont be like... proper. o i dunno! wait and see! :@ :D XD ;)
OK! What else? Um... O ya! I love fudge! :D
Also, please if you have any ideas for my stories when they’re up and running again, or something else, or just want to chat, or are Spanish, or can speak Spanish, or like fudge, then don’t hesitate to PM me! Please!
Si, yo hablo un poquito Espanol, y me gustaría practicar. Si eres Espanol, por favor enviame un mensaje en espanol sobre cualquier cosa! Gracias!
I love fudge!
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thank you for reading this far! You are all wonderful! God bless you all! Be good, clean your teeth, eat your veg, remember your manners and most of all come back soon! Thank you! Good night!
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