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since: 03-27-09, id: 1880539, Profile Updated: 11-24-09
country: United Kingdom
Author has written 9 stories for Ouran High School Host Club.

I live in the UK, I was born 27/07/95 (Which makes me 14 if you didn't want to work it out) and am obsessed with manga, fanfiction and pets, I have over 10 :D. I luv my cat T.C the most plus Gus my parrot and Toby my dog this is because they are actually mine (apart from Toby) and the others are family pets.

I am only just starting to write fan fics so I am rubbish. They will probably all be based on OuranHSHC but I might try fruits basket and Shugo Chara.

If you read any of my stories please review and insult me as you please although I like compliments too :)

Most Recommended mangas - Ouran, Akkan Baby and Skip Beat (I'm still reading Skip Beat, 80 chapters in two days XD)

Stories to Come

She thinks, he thinks

A collection of songfics of different HaruX? pairings from both Haruhi and the hosts' perspectives.

The Hangover

Mori's batchelor party in Las Vegas before he marries Haruhi (Pairing is not a big part of the story) If you hadn't already guessed it's based on the movie 'The Hangover'

Ouran A Day

A collection of ficlets and drabbles with various pairings and themes. (No Yaoi I'm afraid unless I brave it)

Human?

A supernatural fic, very confusing, can't tell you much or I would give the whole thing away. Let's just say someone visits Haruhi and screws everything up.

Please if you read vote on the poll up at the top screen.

Other Mangas I like

Hana Kimi

Skip Beat

Rosario + Vampire

Shugo Chara (Anime only for now)

Fruits Basket

Plus Anima

Akkan Baby :D

Mamotte Lollipop

School Rumble

I have read some of Vampire Knight but despise Kaname so I find it hard to read

and some other random ones I forget...

Stuff to copy n' paste if you want

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off

If Miley Cyrus were standing on a building about to jump, 96 of the teenage population would be begging her to come down safe. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're one of the 4 yelling "JUMP BITCH!"

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile.

You know you live in 2009 when...

1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. (Agnostic, not athiest)
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (1/2 Irish)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (Have a few rather than bunch, are they the same thing?)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (just one, not all of my friends)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent (I hate my accent cuz unfortunately is posh ;_;), love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd

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1. Fast As A Hearbeat reviews
Tamaki and the hosts pop a surprise ski trip on Haruhi. Surprisingly, she enjoys it, even through her lows she starts to see a new side of her senpai. Rubbish summary, no idea what the title is about and the pairing a secret hopefully it'll get better
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-15-09
2. The Past » reviews
It's Haruhi's second year at Ouran and everything seems normal until on old 'friend' awakens some unpleasant memories. Haruhi x Mori with other pairing moments
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,498 - Reviews: 119 - Updated: 12-2-09 - Published: 6-4-09 - Haruhi F.
3. One Mistake of Love » reviews
It has been three years and Haruhi's started attending Ouran University. Her mind's still set on becoming a lawyer like her mother but is also distracted by love. Will one mistake destroy her chances of following in her mother's footsteps? Bit OOC, sorry
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,000 - Reviews: 85 - Updated: 11-19-09 - Published: 4-4-09 - Haruhi F. & Mori/Takashi M.
4. I'll Be Right Beside You » reviews
Tamaki left Japan to stay with his mother during her last months. Afterwards he decided to stay and work there. It's been two years and he gets a phone call that brings him flying back to Japan. Haruhi... Complete minus editting
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,411 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 10-19-09 - Published: 8-28-09 - Haruhi F. & Tamaki S. - Complete
5. Sugar Rush » reviews
For once Haruhi accepts Huni's offer of cake but it has a concequence. I wrote it because I liked the idea of a psychotic Haruhi Finally I feel guilty to say to the people who put this on alert but chap. 3 is the last... unless you want it not to be...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,951 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 9-6-09 - Published: 4-24-09 - Haruhi F. - Complete
6. Not So Innocent reviews
The host club have always thought Haruhi was naive, hardworking and studious, caring only about becoming a lawyer with no time for anything else. They are about to learn differently. No lemon, there isn’t anything intimate at all really HaruxOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-28-09 - Haruhi F. - Complete
7. Haruhi's bad day reviews
The day Haruhi finally gave the host club what they had been asking for. Rated M for safety because in the end there is pretty much a swear word in every sentence XD No pairings
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 4-19-09 - Haruhi F. - Complete
8. Kyouya's Note book reviews
Have you ever wondered what exactly Kyouya does in his note book? A VERY short one-shot. Tiny bit of HaruxHost Club
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-4-09 - Complete
9. Blood Flower reviews
The Host Club visit Haruhi on a Saturday night and it takes a disastrous event for them to realise what she means to them. Rated T because of topic and violence. Review please. Not very good, just to warn you.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-31-09 - Haruhi F. - Complete
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