| I'monteamedward |
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight. Hey everyone!! Music: Mute Math, My Bloody Valentine, Morphine, Motion City Soundtrack, Shiny Toy Guns, Radiohead, Anberlin, Elliot Smith, Arcade Fire, Arctic Monkeys, Laura Marling, Apples in Stereo, Cold War Kids, Delta Spirit, The Dodos, The Doves, The Pipettes, Vampire Weekend, Augustana, Annuals, Eels, Eisley, Goo Goo Dolls, and Hot Hot Heat. Indie rock/alternative things. Yeah, not really a "mainstream" girl here. XP Authors: Stephenie Meyer (of course!!), Ray Bradbury, Isacc Asimov, Lois Lowry, Orson Scott Card (he is my favorite ever I think) Books: Magic Street + Ender's Game + Ender's Shadow+Invasive Procedures (all Orson Scott Card), The Messenger (Lois Lowry), Flowers for Algernon (Daniel Keyes) I'll think of more later. Stores: Areopostale, Pac-Sun, Forever 21, Delia's, Old Navy, American Eagle Shows: Dollhouse, BTVS (or for you people who have never heard of it, Buffy the Vampire Slayer), Heroes, How I met your mother, HOUSE (OMG), Malcolm in the Middle IF YOU ARE A FEMINIST PLEASE READ THIS -->Today I had to write an essay on a current event (something that happened in the past month or so) and guess what I saw? An article on the Shia Family Law. I'm copying from wikipedia here. Here are the details: The Afghan government has not provided a copy of the text of the Shia Family Law to the UN or to other outside groups requesting it, citing "technical problems", however, the UN and opposition politicians say that the bill contains numerous provisions restricting the rights of women, such as giving their husbands priority in court; requiring the husband's permission to leave the house, obtain education or employment, or to see a doctor; and reserving the custody of children to male relatives. In its most controversial provision, though, the law's Article 132 requires wives to submit to their husbands' sexual demands, and says that a husband can expect sex with his wife once in every four days except in the event of illness. (how generous) The United Nations argues that this is equivalent to spousal rape. Spousal rape is specifically prohibited in 45 countries worldwide and may be prosecutable by existing rape statutes in others. So I, a very strong believer in women's rights (as a woman myself), was freaking PISSED OFF! These brave women were spat on and stoned by some sex-crazed men, many of which could have been their husbands, because apparently, IT'S LEGAL NOW! IF YOU THINK THAT THE SHIA FAMILY LAW IS A CRAP LAW, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!! I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Girls YOUR REAL NAME: Becky 2. YO GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Becizze 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Pool Blue Tiger 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name and current street name): Sarah Currier 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Black Root Beer 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Errerae 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Anne 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Zeus (my dead fish...) 'Never Argue With A Woman' One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after Although not familiar She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the What are you doing?' 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?'). 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her. 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading. 'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. 'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman. 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden. 'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. 'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think For anyone who's read 12 years later, here is the link to the men's clothing at Abercrombie. See if you can pick out Edward's outfits! http://www.abercrombie.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/category1_10051_10901_12213_-1_12202 | |||||||
1. Assassin » reviewsBella?" I asked, looking closely at the girl on the screen. "Swan's daughter?" What could she have possibly done? "He's got relations to Aro," my boss explained. "Swan made him mad and now he's retaliating." By using me to murder his innocent child?Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-1-09 - Published: 8-28-09 - Bella & Edward2. 12 Years Later » reviewsEdward and Bella live together in an orphanage until an abusive family takes him away. When they finally meet 12 years later, Edward just wants to be left alone. Bella tries to help Edward be happy but she only creates an egotistical monster. AHTwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,655 - Reviews: 409 - Updated: 8-28-09 - Published: 5-19-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete3. The Piano Man » reviewsBella Swan is forced to take piano lessons from the bitter high school outcast Edward Cullen. Will she be able to draw him out of his shell or will she just be pushed away? Story needs a new author!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,024 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 8-27-09 - Published: 6-25-09 - Bella & Edward4. My Addiction reviewsEdward is a waiter at a small restaurant and he's obsessed with a gorgeous girl who always sits alone in the corner. What happens when he finally has the courage to ask what her name is? One-shot. All Human. Please read and review!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 7-12-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete5. Edward's View » reviewsWhat is Edward doing when he's away from Bella in New Moon? Edward's perspective in New Moon. Hope you like it. Please review!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,455 - Reviews: 107 - Updated: 6-3-09 - Published: 3-30-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete6. I love you Jacob Black » reviewsRenesmee is finally all grown up. She is completely in love with Jake but she thinks he doesn't love her back. Told from both POVs.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,225 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 6-3-09 - Published: 4-14-09 - Jacob & Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete