Me Chindu. Me like 2 play Halo...god I sound like a retard...'k I'm Chindu P.O.D., and I'm new. Uh, I like to hurt people...alot...Why? Cuz its fun...that's how I roll. And I, uh,...I uh...ah hell, I don't know what to freaking say...screw this, I'm gonna go play Halo...(Sounds of game noises)

Okay, I'm back...oh, and I was gonna continue, right? Okay. My name is Chindu P.O.D. and I want to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!! BWA HA HA HA!! WORLD DOMINATION!! YEAH!!...ahem...sorry...

October 14, 2009:

Wow, I've been out of it for a while, haven't I? If anybody reads this, note that I am working on all three stories at once. Yeah. And I have some exciting news! Well, for me it is. I GOTS AN X-BOX 360!! YEEAAAAAHHH!! WOOOH!! HALO 3 IS AMAZING!! And so is Halo Wars! And maybe Fable II... ... okay, that one is kinda sucky, but the first one is good. But what I'm trying to say is, I have a good base now for Hal's Story! Yay! 'Course, now everything's gonna be a whole lot slow 'cuz I'll be busy playing with my X-Box. Heh heh. Yeah. Oh, and Metabots is awesome. It's so corny it's awesome. Heh heh, corn...

August 4, 2009:

I uploaded a new chapter, so why won't anybody review?...Jerks...

July 30, 2009:

Whoa, heh, long time no see, eh? Well, I'm pleased to announce to those of you who visit my profile that Chapter 2 of Hal's Story will be up something in the next 24 hours...maybe...and I'm addressing to a very small group of people here, 'cuz, well, that story's tucked away in a corner of this website that few wander over to, ie; Halo/Fable crossover section and my profile. Hn... ...say, any y'all see the Kakashi Gaiden episodes yet? It's freakin' awesome! Man, the animation is sweet and the voice actors are totally suited! Okay, Kakashi sounds no different than he does normaly, and it's kinda weird to see a thirteen or something kid talk in a deep voice, but after the first minute, you get used to it...where was I? Oh. And I think this is the part where Kakashi shows the greatest amount of emotion, ever. EVER. Yeah. Go check it out, but not on YouTube. They don't have it. Go to like, some anime website or something, hell, I don't know. Leave me alone...Freaks...

July 13, 2009:

YOOO!! I am now completely obsessed with Yu-Gi-Oh. Yeah. That's right, Yu-Gi-Oh, believe it!...aaannd now I'm not. NOW I'm obsessed with Dr. McNinja! Yeah, you heard me, Dr. McNinja, one of the best freakin' webcomics I have ever read... ... ...okay, the only webcomic I've ever read, but it's still awesome! Yeah! Go! Go check it out. Thank you, Enspirit for introducing it to me. I have found a new purpose in life, and that is to worship Dr. McNinja... ...okay, maybe not THAT radical, but, but, but,...oh, just go read it and you'll know what I'm talking about. go to www dot drmcninja dot com. Go now! GO! GO! GO! I should stop advertising things for free, you know. I think I'll write a fic about Dr. McNinja,...in NARUTO!! YEAH THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!! See me avatar? Yeah that's from Dr. McNinja. He's in a spacesuit and 'just surfed a robo Dracula from the moon, so yalls can just take it.' and he fingers everybody (but it's censored, 'cuz it's a family comic...). See how awesome he is? SO STOP READING THIS DAMN THING AND GO READ IT ALREADY!!

July 6, 2009:

Does anybody actually bother to read these things? 'Cuz I'm just writing them 'cuz I got nothing better to do. Seriously. I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TO UPDATE MY FRIGGIN' PROFILE! God, I have no life... ... ... don't agree with me...= =lllllllll... ... well, if you are reading this, then I just want ya'll to know that 'Mistaken Identity' will most likely be updated today at 10pm, Mountain time... ... ... go figure it out for yourselves in your own time zones. I sure ain't doin' it 'cuz you know me, lazy as hell. Oh, and 'Hal's Story's' next chapter is like, halfway done. I just gotta figure out what's the best name for a guy in Fable. Suggestions are welcome. Oh, and, REVIEW THEM, FOR GOD'S SAKE!! I know you're there, reading them! I keep gettin' e-mails about you reading them! I know your there, so why won't you review?! Why?! Why?! WHY?! coff coff...ahem...coff...sorry, coffee talking. So, yeah... ... ... oh, and Halo fans check out the new quote I got... ... ... I'm bored now...

June 27, 2009:

Oh my god, oh my god! Anybody who's reading this and knows about Halo quickly go and check out the Halo section of this site. Take a look at the number of crossovers there are of Halo: 117. Coincidence? I think not! But you've got to admit, that is pretty cool. Yeah...what was I talking about? Hmm...well, summer's here and I've got all the free time in the world...okay, not really, but I do have more time on my hands than before. I'm gonna write more stuff! Yippie! Does anybody like Halo here? How would you feel about a crossover with Fable? I think I've said this alot already, but HALO ROCKS!! WOOT! Okay, I'm done. Oh, and modern chinese Kung-Fu movies are the weirdest and funniest and randomest things ever. It's like Roadrunner, Dragonball Z, Troy, and Broadway productions all rolled up into one, and with Chinese actors. But it's funny. Really really funny. Go watch some right now. But don't drink pop. Carbonated beverages hurt when expelled out through the nose...

June 16, 2009:

Ignore the thing from last time. I lied...Yeah, I do that sometimes...okay, I do that alot. What are you, my mother?...you're not, right?...Anyways...I wanna start another story with Halo and Fable. Well? Isn't it cool? And it's gonna feature the Master Chief armour availale only in Fable 2 Limited Edition...(I feel like I'm advertising the game...they should pay me.)...I'm thinking of calling it, 'Hal's Story', you know, like 'Hal's Armour', which is the name of the coolest armour in Fable 2...has anyone noticed that I spell armour 'armour' instead of 'armor'? I used to spell it 'armor' back in Texas, but now, it's Canadian style...I'M BEING CONVERTED!!

June 13, 2009:

Uh...so yeah. I'm gonna say this once. Don't maybe probably or not expect updates until after the 24th of June. Why? Use your imagination...retards...oh, did I say that out loud? Oops. Whatever. I've written like, part of chapter 3, and then went on to chapter 4, cuz my attention spam calls for limited exposure to one idea at a time. Yeah. And I gots another story idea too. It's Halo/Fable crossover. Yeah, that's right, I like crossovers. Big Whoop, wanna fight about it?...ahem...sorry. So, don't expect chapter 3 until after the 24th, or maybe earlier, if I get around to it. You know, this whole paragraph was a waste of your time. I just killed like, ten seconds of your life. I'm so awesome!...whoa...I'm typing this on that profile update thingy, right? And, check this out, when you scroll down, the little blinking typing thing scrolls down with you! That is so cool!! What was I talking about? Whatever. I'm outta here.

Favorite Quotes:

- 'What you're about to see is top secret. Don't tell my mother." (Said by that Sector Seven dude in Transformers: Rise of the Fallen. Anybody get the feeling that that movie was a little over the top? I mean, the graphics were cool, but the content...shudders.)

- "You should be dead. You're not. You're welcome." (Said by Dr. McNinja from The Adventures of Dr. McNinja. He later gets a motorcycle with a rainbow on it...)

- "Master Chief blowing off telemarketers." (Said by Steve Downes when putting down the phone. If you don't know who Steve Downes is, then you are a total and complete noob. He's the voice of the Master freakin' Chief! Oh, sorry, Chief, didn't mean to sully your holy name there. My bad.)

- "When you take over the world, you're gonna make the world's language so vague that people will be so confused." (Said by a friend when I answered her question with "You know, it's over there, kinda, and it's that dude who does that thing and stuff, you know?" or something like that...damn, I'm doing it again...)

-"There goes the world's most corrupt middle-schooler." (Eyeshield- It's reffering to Hiruma, in case you don't know...)

- "How's the sattelite image, Alfred?" "Wonderful, sir. I can almost see your pointy ears." (From that weird movie with collaborations of scenes of batman from different artists...forgot what it's called...oh yeah,...oh, no wait, it's gone again...damn it!)

- "Why would you want to lose weight? I like being a fat, scarred, 56 year old dude with horns, red eyes, and a Mohican; doesn't stop the ladies, (and some misguided men,) either. Get fat, take off all your clothes and do vulgar thrusts at everyone until they're running around screaming..." (From a forum concerning Fable. And if you don't know what Fable is, then may God have mercy on your soul!! He had mercy on me cuz' I don't gots Fable 2, but made it one of my life's goals... )

- "There are somethings in life that are just plain wrong. Eating a cheese and peanut butter sandwich is one of them" (Me to mother when she said my little brother likes them. And I'm sorry if I insulted any of you who like cheese and peanut butter sandwiches...maybe I should try one...NAH!)

- "You stalked him?" "No, we all just happened to be going in the same direction for about 8 hours." (From 101 Reasons Why Snape is a Vampire by Moonlite Knight. Guess who's saying it. Read this fic! It's funny! and other stories! They're good! Oh, and review them too...)

- "Don't get close to him; his stupidity is contagious." (Said by Hiruma to that kicker dude from Bando Spiders. LOL Burn...)

-"Awesome! I knew there was a hero inside of you that wanted to get out!" "It was easy. Everytime I punched something I imagined it was your face." "Oh. Well, good job, then." (Said by Aquaman and his evil brother whats-his-face in Batman; the Brave and the Bold...Okay, man, I swear, that show is just so cheesy...)

- "Like this, I'm not Max Dylan, I'm...what did you call me?" "'Lightning Butt?'" "No! Not that!" (Electro and Spidey from the Spectacular Spider-man. Hey, any of you noticed that Peter has a mole? Ha Ha Ha!)

- "What are you supposed to be?" "I'm Scottish!" (Evil Villian Chick and 'Scottish!' Green Power Ranger from Power Ra gers RPM. Lol, d'you know that dude wears a kilt?! Ha Ha Ha!)

- "That's a face only a mother could love." "I don't have a mother!" (Retarded Villian Dude With Retarded Face and Yellow Girl Power Ranger. No wonder he's the bad guy. Dude was never loved enough when he was little...come to think of it, neither was I...)

- "'You've just witnessed my Killer Tackle! Accident? Hell no! I did it on purpose! I'll screw over anyone who gets in my way! Get the hell outta here if you don't want to die! YA-HA!!'...was what he said." (TV Announcer Lady quoting Hiruma posing as Eyeshield 21. Lol, I replayed that scene over and over ten times. You should hear the way it's said. It's damn funny!)

Favorite Manga (In no particular order because I'm a lazy @ss who doesn't want to use brain power to order them all...man, I suck)

- The Adventures of Dr. McNinja (More of a webcomic, really but this thing is WAY cool. I mean, the dude's a doctor AND a ninja! One of the two things I want to be!...or what my parents want me to be...)

- NaRUTo

- Katekyo Hitman Reborn

- 666 Satan (O-Parts Hunter) (Funny thing, this was made by Naruto's author's twin brother...can you believe that? I can, their drawing styles look THE FREAKIN' SAME!! OMGGGGGGG!!O_o)

- D.Gray-Man

- Death Note

- Amatsuki (Alot of people probably don't know about this manga, but I think it's pretty good...but, that's just me, what the hell do I know?)

- Fairy Tail? (Currently Reading so deciding...)

- Something else, but too tired and lazy to remember...

- Still something else...see above...

- OH!! Eyeshield 21!! How could I forget that??

- ...oh, and Fullmetal Alchemist!! YAH!!

Okay, that's it...for now...

Favorite Anime

- Yu-Gi-Oh (It's on here now because the abridged series has caused me to like it. But the japanese version where there is actual guns and not imaginary finger-pointing guns. What.)

- Katekyo Hitman Reborn

- Amatsuki (Only has like, 13 episodes, but they're not bad...)

- Naruto (DAMN YOU FILLERS!! GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!!)

- Bleach (heh heh, My mom thought I was watching a documentary about bleach the chemical when I screamed Bleach over and over again... )

- Eyeshield (I would like to see the english version, but then I heard that 4-kids got to it first...DAMN YOU 4-KIDS AND YOUR STRICT CENSOR SHIPS!! YOU KNOW WHEN THE THREE BROTHERS WERE FIRST CHASING SENA THEY DELETED THE BAT THEY WERE HOLDING AND IT LOOKED LIKE HE WAS DOING A RETARDED TWO-HANDED PUNCH!! GAAHHH!!"

- ...Damn, I forgot...

-Fullmetal Alchemist

-D.Gray-Man (Doesn't it suck that they only showed it up till 103 episodes? They didn't even show the part when the Order was haunted!! AAAHHHGGG!!)

- Rurouni Kenshin (But the ending was crappy. It just showed Kenshin and Kaoru walking down a beach. I'm pretty sure it was supposed to be meaningful and symbolistic, but my lazy mind is too damn immature to comprehend it..)

Favorite Games

-ALL HALO SERIES GAMES!! THE HALO SERIES ARE THE COMMANDMENTS OF THE UNIVERSE. ANYONE WHO BELIEVES THIS, JOIN ME!! Anyone who doesn't, I'll take away your Pokemon cards when I rule the world XP)

-Fable (Best freaking RPG game ever!! I mean, you get to be a freaking assassin and get fat and fart and play air guitar!! who doesn't love that?? And if you don't, then I'll confiscate your Yu-Gi-Oh cards when I take over the world...do people even collect those anymore??)

-Fable 2 (...wwwaaaahhhh!! I DON'T HAVE A 360 SO I CAN'T PLAY IT!! OR HALO 3 AND HALO WARS!! WAHHHHH!! I have made it my life's mission to get the Limited Edition Fable 2. You know why? 'Cuz there's an armor called Hal's armor that's a MEDIEVAL VERSION OF MASTER CHIEF'S MJOLNIR ARMOR!! AND IT COMES WITH A PLASMA SWORD AND EVERYTHING!! THAT THINK KICKS @SS!!)

-The Legend of Zelda, Twilight Princess and Phantom Hourglass (Needless to say, all Zelda games are just epics, epics man. They should remake the Ocarina of time for Wii, it has the best goddamned story line ever!!)

-Ninja Gaiden, Black, Dragon Sword (I still have yet to beat the spider ninjas on level 5, and beat the creepy mummies on difficult level in Dragon Sword...yup, I'm a noob...)

-Bioshock (Ok, I didn't really play it, just watched my brother played it, and, you know, supported him from the sidelines, 'cuz that's just what I do...yup, still a noob...)

-Guitar Hero (Raise your hand if you agree with me that this thing is just TOO DAMN FUNN!! WHOOOOO!!)

-Call Of Duty (You can't say that sniping enemies with the Springfield sniperrifle isn't fun, CUZ IT IS!!)

Favorite Books

-Darren Shan Cirque du Freak, and Demonata (Come on, vampires, demons, werewolves? That's a recipe for an awesome series!)

-Lord of the Rings (Classic...did an assignment on it for LA. I suck at English...)

-Harry Potter (The series was great, and fanfic crossovers with them are the best!!)

-Eragon (Dragons, dragons, and more dragons! What more could you want? maybe some robot androids from the future...)

-Artemis Fowl (Crimminal child genius, that says it all)

-Halo books (anything with Halo in it HAS to be good...correction, IS good...)

-Holes (If you haven't read this book, watch the movie. If you haven't seen the movie, read the book. It's about digging holes. How cool is that? I'm not being sarcastic. It actually is cool.)

-The Ranger's Apprentice (It's cool. READ IT!)

Favorite Movies and Shows

-Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Movie (I swear to god, I laughed throughout the entire thing. In fact, I haven't stopped...AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!)

-Lord of the Rings (Epic, like the book.)

-Secondhand Lions (Two old rich dudes try to accomodate their nephew, and they buy lots of stuff, along with a lion that likes to stay in the cornfield. It's really cool and funny.)

-The Bourne movies (Intense...)

-Harry Potter (Like I said, Harry Potter)

-Scary Movie (It's crude, it's rude, and it's funny as hell. You should get the box set)

-I am Legend (apocolyptic movie, hero dies at the end, but still damn cool)

-Fullmetal Alchemist Movie (Best anime series movie ever!!)

-Bleach Movies

-Pokemon movies and shows (Before things got retarded and they changed the voice actors. I think they now to the voices for this retarded show called Dinosaur King. Watched a bit, turned retarded, blew up the tv...)

-Anything by Steve Spielburg (I plan to become a director one day, prefferably before I rule the world and control all its forms of media...)

- Supernatural (Two brothers fight ghosts and werewolves and demons and monsters...awesome...until everything got all weird and awkward...)

- Red vs Blue: The Blood Gulch Chronicles, Out of Mind, something..., Reconstruction, Public Service Announcements... (Any self-respecting Halo fan would have seen this show on youtube...if you are a Halo Fan and have not seen or heard of this show, then I pity you, my friend, I truly, truly do...poor sod...)

Man, I'm tired. I'm going to sleep. Good night, or morning, or afternoon, or some weird, inter-dimensional space... (Snore)