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Author has written 12 stories for Bleach. Naturally my profile pic is the epically awesome Kenpachi Zaraki - bridging the divide between pirate and ninja. I want to be him when I grow up. If I grow up. Name: I have a few. Let's just say Felix for now. There's a story behind the pen name, but I'm not going to tell you. Well, maybe if you're nice. Age: Old enough to drink anywhere, and that's all that matters to me. Gender: Guess. In the interest of telling you a bit about myself, I'm sharing three quotes that I think sum me up - "Downhill - it's how I roll." - vicioux. "Endurance is nobler than strength, and patience than beauty." - John Ruskin. "If only it were so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere insidiously committing evil deeds, and it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?" - Alexander Solzhenitsyn. So essentially I'm just a massive Bleach fan and have decided, seeing as most of my favourite pairings are crack and therefore don't get enough love, that I will write my own. I'm usually a script writer, so this will be a bit of a change of pace (and style and theme and bloody everything) for me. Constructive reviews will be much appreciated though if you really, desperately want to flame just make sure that you have a valid reason and that you spell and punctuate correctly, otherwise I will open fire with a barrel o' mockery. Which is considerably less fun than a barrel o' monkeys, I can assure you. For the record, I'm all about the Grimm/Soi, Ulqui/Nel and Nemu/Jyuu (God, that sounds hilarious when I say it aloud. I don't even think that pairing has a name, but I like this one). Furthermore, unless the description says otherwise, my stories are all part of the post-war universe I have devised and are a series, of sorts. Despite my recent silence, I am still putting stuff together, some of which I hope to send your way very soon. I've gotten a lot of mail and such while I was away, so I figure I'll answer all of your questions at once: 1) Offers to translate or promote my work elsewhere are eagerly accepted, provided credit is given and you send me links. Seriously, that would be awesome, and thanks to those who have already offered. 2) The reading and chronological order of my work for my non-AU stuff goes like so - AWOL Oceans Apart Call You By A Different Name Five Shinigami Walk Into A Bar Sink Into Me Chrysalis ... And then it gets complicated. Boy Meets Girl happens halfway through Chrysalis, The Deep Breath and the Plunge starts after Sink Into Me and is still going on, and Guess Who's Coming to Dinner is just insane. Really. Your safest bet is to read them in the order I wrote them, but I still make no guarantees that you'll get sense out of them; getting sense out of me is challenging at the best of times. The two AU stories are part of something else I'm working on, but can stand alone as well, so read them however you choose. 3) Currently, I plan to write an IchiRuki within my AU setting and am starting a Nemu/Jyuu AU (say that aloud) that's a whole other ball game. That being said, I have no intention of bailing on my Stark/Yachiru - that particular piece of crack-tastic delight is getting written, so help me! 4) Thank you for all the lovely reviews. Seriously, they never fail to brighten my day. When I started this four years ago I had no idea if what I was doing would ever be read, let alone well received, so thank you to all my wonderfully enthusiastic readers. I can only hope to reward your patience properly. Anyway, all this craziness aside, read and enjoy! | |||||||
1. Restraint » reviewsWhen Grimmjow takes it upon himself to lecture you about restraint, you know you're in trouble. When he takes it upon himself to do so because of your screaming matches with an annoying midget coworker, you're in even more. And when you're also rather attracted to said midget... Ichigo Kurosaki may just be in over his head. Set in the 'Mixing Business With Pleasure' universe.Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,181 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 4-4-13 - Published: 10-12-12 - Ichigo K. & Rukia K.2. Judgement reviewsByakuya Kuchiki does not approve of Renji Abarai, and he especially does not approve of him being anywhere near Rukia. Jealousy has nothing to do with it... Much. A side story to 'Mixing Business With Pleasure'.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-1-11 - Byakuya K. & Renji A. - Complete3. The Deep Breath and the Plunge » reviewsThey'd thought it was over, but Sousuke Aizen's death had not ended the war, any more than their petty victories had made them whole again. The inhabitants of the Gotei Thirteen prepare to fight a war they thought they had already won.Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,484 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 9-27-11 - Published: 12-9-094. Mixing Business With Pleasure » reviewsWelcome to Shihoun Constructions, where the Kuchiki project is in full swing, the company president is ogling the head architect and company vice president Soi Fon is about to strangle one Grimmjow Jeagerjacques. Just another day at the office...Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,676 - Reviews: 88 - Updated: 7-6-11 - Published: 3-10-11 - Grimmjow J. & Suì-Fēng - Complete5. Chrysalis » reviewsA butterfly can hide in a chrysalis for months in order to avoid harsh conditions. Jyuushiro Ukitake can't help but think that, after almost a century of hiding in plain sight, it's time for Nemu Kurotsuchi to emerge from her protective shell.Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,534 - Reviews: 131 - Updated: 3-3-11 - Published: 12-9-09 - Nemu K. & J. Ukitake - Complete6. Boy Meets Girl reviewsBoy meets girl. Boy dumps girl on her ass and insults her. Girl ties boy up with Kido, saves boy's family but ends up wounded. Girl shoves zanpakuto into boy's chest and makes him a death god. And then... Well, is it any wonder they're so complicated?Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,450 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 12-29-10 - Ichigo K. & Rukia K. - Complete7. Guess Who's Coming to Dinner reviewsTo Orihime, family includes humans, Quincy, a Vizard and a lot of dead people. Family dinners, therefore, are best described as... interesting.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-19-10 - Complete8. AWOL reviewsNanao didn't have a clue what this 'Woodstock' was, but one thing was clear. She was going to retrieve her captain and make him rue the day he'd ever decided to go AWOL on her watch.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-19-10 - Nanao I. & Shunsui K. - Complete9. Oceans Apart reviewsBecause, despite everything, there is one sin Gin will not commit. A captain, a lieutenant and a traitor meet in battle.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,001 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 11-28-09 - G. Ichimaru & R. Matsumoto - Complete10. Sink Into Me » reviewsSoi Fon never liked having a lieutenant and when she gets stuck with an ex-Espada as the latest she is anything but pleased. Grimmjow always had problems with authority and a new captain isn't about to change his attitude. The Fourth are on standby...Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,121 - Reviews: 146 - Updated: 10-21-09 - Published: 6-13-09 - Grimmjow J. & Suì-Fēng - Complete11. Five Shinigami Walk Into a Bar reviewsThe unholy trinity that is Grimmjow, Rangiku and Maiko are giving Renji and his love life a helping hand whether he wants one or not . The target? Byakuya Kuchiki. The chances of this not ending in disaster? They'll get back to you on that one...Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,117 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-31-09 - Byakuya K. & Renji A. - Complete12. Call You By A Different Name » reviewsHe had not expected to defy Aizen. He had not expected to assist the woman's escape. He had not expected to spend more than five minutes at a time alone with Grimmjow and avoid giving in to the urge to kill him. And he had not expected her.Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,991 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 5-24-09 - Published: 3-29-09 - Neliel T. O./Nel & Ulquiorra - Complete
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