Naturally my profile pic is the epically awesome Kenpachi Zaraki - bridging the divide between pirate and ninja. I want to be him when I grow up.

If I grow up.

Name: I have a few. Let's just say Felix for now. There's a story behind the pen name, but I'm not going to tell you. Well, maybe if you're nice.

Age: Old enough to drink anywhere, and that's all that matters to me.

Gender: Guess. Please, it will amuse me...

In the interest of telling you a bit about myself, I'm sharing two quotes that I think sum me up -

"I mean, don't get me wrong, having your intelligence underestimated can be amusing but when it happens all the freaken time it starts getting a little depressing, and you have to wonder, right? You'd think people would realise that if I were as dumb as I looked I'd have followed a stranger with candy long ago, but no, no such epiphany. So, to try and help, I dyed my hair and gave up being a blonde. You know what changed? Fuck all... No, that's not true. I don't get told the same immature and unamusing blonde jokes over and over anymore. I don't know, are we counting that as a step in the right direction?" - This mini rant brought to you by vicioux.

"If only it were so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere insidiously committing evil deeds, and it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?" - Alexander Solzhenitsyn.

So essentially I'm just a massive Bleach fan and have decided, seeing as most of my favourite pairings are crack and therefore don't get enough love, that I will write my own. I'm usually a script writer, so this will be a bit of a change of pace (and style and theme and bloody everything) for me. Constructive reviews will be much appreciated though if you really, desperately want to flame just make sure that you have a valid reason and that you spell and punctuate correctly, otherwise I will open fire with a barrel o' mockery.

Which is considerably less fun than a barrel o' monkeys, I can assure you.

For the record, I'm all about the Grimm/Soi, Ulqui/Nel and Nemu/Jyuu (God, that sounds hilarious when I say it aloud. I don't even think that pairing has a name, but I like this one). Furthermore, unless the description says otherwise, my stories are all part of the post-war universe I have devised and are a series, of sorts.

The madness has begun again! Yes, dear readers, I've embarked on a multi-chapter fic again. Better yet, I've embarked on two. At once.

...I may just be batshit insane. Good times.

Anyway, all this craziness aside, read and enjoy!