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since: 03-28-09, id: 1881325, Profile Updated: 02-09-10
country: New Zealand
Author has written 10 stories for Twilight.

--Meeeee! The one on the right? Meh, the one looking at the camera. Yah. That's me. :)

About me (does anyone actually READ profiles?):

Team: Edward! (with a tiny bit of Emmett. Yay for Emmett!)

Fave Movies: Twilight and New Moon (OBVIOUSLY!) Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, Leap Year, Two Weeks Notice, Love Actually, H- someone covers mouth before she can go on (and on and on and on...)

Fave Tv Shows: GLEE! Ohmygod, glee...BIG BANG THEORY! (Sheldon+Me=SOULMATES!), Greay anatomy, coronation street...ok, yeah, basically I get addicted to soap operas. So once again, I shall not continue with this list. :)

Books: The Twilight Saga! Duh! Oh and anything by Marian Keyes. She's AWESOME and HYSTERICAL!

Ok, I seriously love all you fanfic people, so contact me!

Email: Laurenshamy@hotmail.com

Bebo: http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=6645396112 Only tell me your username and that before you do, otherwise I'll think you're some creepy old man and decline. (If you are a creepy old man, go away and please don't hurt me! Lol)

Twitter: http://twitter.com/Shamburga

Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1656675434

YES! UNIMMETT IS ON TWITTER! IT'S TRUE! (Sorry, I had to do it, he gave me Edward's boxers in exchange for an account). Follow him or he'll choke you with peanut butter: http://twitter.com/EmTheUnicorn

Add me on Bebo! http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=6645396112 Only tell me your username and that before you do, otherwise I'll think you're some creepy old man and decline. (If you are a creepy old man, go away and please don't hurt me! Lol)

Or email me! laurenshamy@hotmail.com

How to lose a vampire in ten days...

Chapter 16

The dress Bella picked out - (ugh! The other link wasn't working! So I just picked out a new (hideous) dress. Sorry! xx)

http://www.orble.com/userimages/user1452_1169955665.gif

Alice's pick (Thank God for Alice!)

http://www.fashionproducts.com/articles/blue-prom-dresses.jpg

Chapter 18

Bella's party dress

http://z.about.com/d/weddings/1/0/c/7/annekleindressruchedsilk.jpg

Follow my blog! Its basically all the Twilight related news I can get my little hands on, and my take on it all. :)

http://twigoss.blogspot.com/

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1. Revenge is Sweeter » reviews
After a very public break up in the school parking lot that involves Bella showing her underwear to the whole school, Edward Cullen and Isabella Swan declare war. Remaining friends with the ex? So not an option...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,626 - Reviews: 1875 - Updated: 9-22-10 - Published: 8-26-09 - Edward & Bella
2. Twilight Characters visit the set of TWILIGHT! » reviews
Woah! Why do Bella and Edward have mega-phones? Why is Catherine pulling her hair out? And you know that deer out the start of the movie? Who knew, but he's a DI-VA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 12,919 - Reviews: 522 - Updated: 7-4-10 - Published: 5-17-09
3. Emmett's 16 fun things to do in an elevator! » reviews
Emmett discovers a list so magical, he beleives it was created by unicorns! He must complete this list! 16 days, 16 fun things to do in an elevator. What could go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 32,545 - Reviews: 848 - Updated: 5-5-10 - Published: 4-19-09 - Emmett - Complete
4. 88 Things The New Moon Movie Has Taught Us » reviews
New Moon? Not educational? YEAH RIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 355 - Updated: 3-27-10 - Published: 1-31-10
5. 88 things the Twilight movie has taught us! » reviews
Twilight? Not educational? YEAH RIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 804 - Updated: 1-27-10 - Published: 8-10-09
6. I feel like I already know you » reviews
Date night is ALWAYS ruined by Bella and Edward's 'Just Friends' attitude. Their friends new policy: hook up or get out. So B and E hit the singles dating website to find their "True Love". They may be surprised at who that turns out to be...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,879 - Reviews: 1468 - Updated: 11-22-09 - Published: 6-16-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete
7. Gossip Girl AKA Jessica Stanley » reviews
Spotted: BS sporting an all black outfit, but thats nothing new, not after what happened last...NO! A silver volvo zipping past the "Welcome to Forks" sign. Could it be? Is EC really back?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,605 - Reviews: 282 - Updated: 8-26-09 - Published: 5-23-09 - Complete
8. How to lose a vampire in 10 days » reviews
Bella and Edward both receive bets from Jessica and Emmett. Jess bets Bella can't get a boyfriend to break up with her, Emmett thinks Edward's gay and says he can't get a girlfriend. Will they clash? Will their romance survive?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,064 - Reviews: 433 - Updated: 8-1-09 - Published: 4-6-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete
9. Twilight Speak! » reviews
A whole lot of twilight quotes, phrases, people and place names, plus their more honest, funny translations.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 132 - Updated: 7-17-09 - Published: 4-20-09 - Complete
10. Charlie Swan is taking 'Parental Control! » reviews
So we all know MTV's 'Parental Control? *Evil Minions nod heads* And we all know Charlie HATES Edward? *more nodding* So he's taking control! But who is the contestant pale with the obviously fake moustache? And why does he look so familiar?...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 150 - Updated: 5-14-09 - Published: 4-25-09 - Complete
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