Why hello thar.

You have appeared to stumble into my little corner of FanFiction.net ... the corner of she who fears no fish!

I'm fifteen and I currently reside in the UK ... in Rochester. Which is the place where many of the Dickens novels were set! The place is obviously beginning to rub off on me...

I'm a major Who fan ... more or less up to the point that if you say, "David Tennant.", I grab my net and scream, "WHERE?!" and I also love Torchwood. I need to read and write as much as I need to breathe, and I am also nocturnal. I don't sleep. I just DON'T SLEEP!

I was also born with a speech defect, where the right side of my mouth didn't develop properly. However, with some careful speech therapy, I've managed to over come it. But it can be seen more whenever I'm tired of frustrated.

I love everyone on this site and myself, and I continue to point and laugh at people who say I have a big forehead.

MY SHIPS!

Doctor Who - TenRose, 10.5/Rose and Jack/Hand for itty bitty giggles.
Torchwood - Jack/Ianto and Jack/Gwen. Yes, I ship Gwack. So shoot me. :P
Ashes to Ashes - Gene/Alex. I want her to GO BACK and have sardonic children.

I'm not homophobic, but I've never appreciated slash up until recently (When Ianto died. That was just so sad and beautiful.) Or femslash. I also hate reading things that aren't really cannon. LETS KEEP IT CANNON, PEOPLES!

Soooo...anways...keep it real...just be yourself, and check under your bed to see if I'm there. (Chances are that I am. I go Gadget Monster hunting. He lives under beds and eats your gadgets. Proof? I haven't seen my DS in TWO YEARS. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!)

16/07/09 - OH WOW! AN UPDATE! AREN'T YOU LUCKY?!
I am pleased to inform my viewing public that another Doctor Who (Did you know I absolutley LOVE that show?!) and Harry Potter crossover is in the works! "The Nightmare that is the Study Timetables" accompanies my previous crossover, The Science of Magic! A desperate Ron and Harry have been landed with the dreaded study timetables, and after a small scuffle with the Doctor, steal the Sonic Screwdriver in an attempt to get the bloody things to shut up. Of course, after a few bad words and another scuffle, the Doctor agrees to join Ron and Harry in their quest to DESTROY THE TIMETABLES! I can't wait for you to all to read it, and I'm even considering it to be my best work yet! (I can be vain. WHO SAYS I CAN'T?!)
Thanks to my good friend Eddie Franco's endless persistence, I am beginning to work on a book! (And I hope no one ran away screaming after reading that. Coz' I'll come after you. Don't think I won't. ¬¬) I hope I can get it done one day - its seen sooooo many rewrites that I got bored of it at one point. But I know I'm onto something with the plotline and characterization I've got now, so fingers crossed!
And to those who have read one of my fics, Feline Feriociousness. (I can't be bothered to go and check the spelling. So sue me. :P) Will know that my maniac cat - Minstrel - was featured in it. What people don't know is that I have another cat, Whispy. (Who is actually named Whispa, after the chocolate, but its got shortened over the years.) She was unfortunatley involved in a fight with another cat, and she was bitten on the neck. The teeth went straight through her vocal chords and got her windpipe. She is fine - thank God - but she has lost her meow and can only croak at us. Its a heartbreaking noise and we don't know if she'll got her wonderful little meow back. So - fingers crossed for that too.
And, unfortunatley, my school closed yesterday. If you look to see my small rant about it, please visit my latest fic, "Hello!". Wait for it...ITS A DOCTOR WHO ONE! SUPRISING OR WHAT, HEY?!
And look - here comes another crossover! After learning that Mister Tennant was going to appear in the sequel to one of my favourite films of all time - St Trinians - I have decided to write a Doctor Who/St Trinians crossover to celebrate! For those of you who don't know, St Trinians is based on a series of cartoons about a school for unruly girls with no other place to go. Its a place of mayhem and chaos, were bombs are made in chemistry and people are regulary run over by tractors. Mister Tennant will play the villanious Lord Promfrey, who is a member of a woman hating society. When the St Trinians girls find out that their head mistress is realted to priates, they go on a hunt for treasure to solve their financial troubles. Of course, Lord Promfrey hears of the legend of Fritton's Gold, and a full out war ensues for the buried treasure. The first film made a tidy £15,000,000 at the box office, so who know what it will make this time?! Count down to December the 18th, peoples!
Update ends. Thank you for your time.

25/08/09 - I saw this on my friend's LuckyBlackCat's profile, so I'd thought I'd do it too! All the stuff in bold is me.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to he-double hocky sticks.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a w
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a w
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a s.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fuck them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG A
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a w
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small p
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOUR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a w myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS-DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FAN-GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm a tomboy SO I must be LESBIAN
I'm a TOMBOY so I MUST be athletic
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a geek
I'm BRITISH so I MUST think a cup of tea will solve everything.

Anyways...I'm planning a great big massive fic full of my OCs...sound any good to you? I'm not so sure myself.