"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" - Albus Dumbledore

Hello, I hope you are all doing well?

I AM NOW OBSESSED WITH THE 'Night World' SERIES, AND SCOTT WESTERFIELD BOOKS.

Yeah, I'm pretty random, and people get bored with me in like, 5 minutes.

My name is Tierney.

My Pirate name is Cap'n Jen Knockboots. (I took a quiz thingy... It was fun. :D)

My element is fire. (I love fire... It's deadly beauty... The fact that it cannot be tamed... I feel like I'm in a cheap romance novel... -Laughs her ass off- Plus I'm Sagittarius, which means that my astrological element is also fire.)

Actually... I'm really Ophiuchus, not Sagittarius. Ophiuchus is the thirteenth astrological sign that they don't count. -Shrugs- Ophiuchus doesn't have an astrological element from which I can find though...

I, TierneyJean, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy,

regardless of the number of reviews, it's age, or anything else.

I have joined the Review Revolution.

Post this same thing in your profile and spread the love.

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Pirates are cool. The color blue reminds me of chocolate and Edward Cullen. if two gooses are geese, would two mooses be meese? and if two foots are feet, wouldn't it be two feetball? walrus! AHAHAHAHA!! LUKE I AM YOUR FATHA!! i hate lacrosse. don't ask why. i want some toast. DO THE BARTMAN! Ringringringringringringring BANANA PHONE!! if you are random, copy and paste this, then add something random of your own.

If you think those kids should give that godforsaken Trix rabbit some trix, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think the kids should lay off of Lucky and let him have his Lucky Charms in peace, copy and past this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely gorgeous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight. Crazy is when all your friends are scared of you because you are so hyper. Crazy is when you threaten your friends with a free trip to Italy and a vampire mafia if they don't read Twilight. Crazy is when you threaten to bite people if they don't quit whatever it is they are doing. Crazy is hissing Alice-style at people in the hallway when they laugh at you for being in a wheelchair. crazy is when you walk into a door then shout at it for being in your way, oh and then tell it that your never speaking to it again! Crazy is running into walls then apologizing for it. Crazy is when you go hunting for the person carrying the penguin's lost magickal power. = If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, GentleInAMoshPit, Gothic Tiger, Amras Felagund, TrixieStixs, Mikemjn5, unknown20troper, Volleyballgurl09, WhitePhoenixFlame

My name is Chris.

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong

I can't speak at all

Or else I'm locked up

All day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe i'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He's already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Chris

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

If you believe child abuse is wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.Nerds are cool.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Commandments of a Teenager

Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long)

Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)

Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them)

Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan, Jayleen-Cullen-Whitlock-Hale, Emmett or Edward, Volleyballgurl09, WhitePhoenixFlame

That is EXACTLY like me! Kinda creepy... -Laughs-

My favourite animal is a wolf, penguins in VERY close second.

MY WEIRD THEORIES.

Why some people are afraid of commitment.

They're afraid that if they gets seriously involved with someone something bad will happen to their partner. For instance, they'll chew a lot of bubblegum and be stupid trying to break the world record for largest bubble. While they're blowing this super large bubble, it will slowly expand and suck in their beloved. They'll spit out the gum so the bubble doesn't pop, so that they can take a picture of course!, and not know his or her partner is in there. The bubble will float away and they'll never see them again.

Why Penguins are black and white.

There used to be MAGICAL penguins of all different colours, Purple, Orange, you get the idea. But when it came time to put all the animals on Noah's freakin' arc, he couldn't take two green, two purple, two blue, ect. So he took one black and one white to stand for all the colours in between. They Eh... Yeah we don't need to go into that, and VOILA! White and black penguin. But sadly, the MAGIC was lost when all the colours weren't there. They say that there's only one person who has a chance of bringing the power back, and that person thyself has the power. They'd have to be willing to give that power up. Sadly, if that person is anything like Paris Hilton, they'll be a greedy bitch and keep all the power to themselves! (Not really what I would do, I think the penguins should have it!)

Marco Polo.

So Polo is calling out 'Marco' to get Marco's attention, right? Which means that Marco never calls to Polo first, but only answers when he HAS to. Why he does this, is because Marco cheated on Polo's wife. And is to ashamed of himself to talk to his buddy. Marco is a meanie...

Okay, so I was going through all the crap I wrote in kindegarten threw fifth grade. I found this story I wrote in third and thought I should share it with you. I'm not changing ANYTHING! I'm typing it EXACTLY the way I wrote it! Mispellings and punctuations errors and all!

Here it is...

Aliens disguised their space ship into a rock! Now they're spreading alien eggs to destroy us all! "What Is This World Coming To"! My hypothosis is that the aliens came from Neptune. They're probley red and scaley. There queen is purple though, and she commanded them to destroy all the other eight planets including EARTH! Once they invade the whole world we will surrender to them and perish!... Ive seen some red silhouettes at night, watch out! note; Lock your doors and windows.

I saw that this was... Really short after I wrote it on the computer... But in third grade my handwriting was really big... So it took up two pages! -Laughs-

MY FAVOURITE NUMBER!!

720

REASONS WHY A BANANA IS A DEADLY WEAPON OF WAR:

1.) Brutal weapon: Hit someone with it. It'll make you feel better. :D

2.) It's healthful: Eat it. It's good for you.

3.) Can be used for stealth reasons: Take peal and place it on the ground. Someone walks by. They slip. No proof it was you.

4.) Recruiting: Go deep into forest with a guy who can speak ape/monkey. Find an ape/monkey. Give bananas as peace offering. They take bananas, and in return, join and fight in your army. ;)

Why do I come up with stupid shit like this?

FOR PEOPLE BEING STALKED BY A STALKER: READ!!

The only way to rid yourself of a stalker, is to stalk the stalker.

(Don't really attemp, if this stalker is the sick, rapist murderer type... Yeeaaahhh... :D)

Can you read this?

http://learnenglish.ecenglish.com/lessons/can-you-read

If you don't check GOOGLE before asking a question, visit this link.

http://justfuckinggoogleit.com/

(No offense intended :D)

MY PREDICTIONS FOR THE FOUTH BOOK IN THE INHERITANCE CYCLE: (Whenever I come up with something else I will post it) MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS FOR THIRD BOOK IF YOU HAVEN'T READ IT YET!

1.) The last Dragon will hatch. Okay, so that one is EVERYONE'S prediction.

2.) We find out who Orik's mum is. I think it's Glumra.

3.) I think ERAGON and ANGELA hook up. If you really think about it... I mean, after Arya spills her guts (That sounds so dispassionate of me...) about Faolin... and I'm actually thinking that Angela is immortal too. Remember, Arya says something to Nusuada about few people as old as elves, I really don't know, but something like that, and then Angela says, and me. So as Eragon needs someone who can live... well... not really forever, but you get the idea, he and Angela will fall in love.

BOOKS, BOOK SERIES, SAGAS, QUARTETS, TRILOGIES, CYCLES, ECT. THAT I STRONGLY RECOMMEND YOU READ! (In no particular order, I love the all the same! Okay... So MAAAAAAYYYYYYYBBBBEE Harry Potter a little more... -Laughs-

Harry Potter Series - by J. K. Rowling

the Night World Series - by LJane Smith/L.J. Smith/LisaJ Smith WHATEVER THE HECK SHE GOES BY NOW! :D

Twilight Saga - by Stephenie Meyer

Three Sisters Island trilogy - by Nora Roberts

Three Fates - by Nora Roberts

Anything else by Nora Roberts

Peeps - by Scott Westerfield

Anything else by Scott Westerfield

Septimus Heap series - by Angie Sage

It Girl Series - by Ciecily Von Ziegesar

Circle of Magic quartet - by Tamora Pierce

Song of the Lioness quartet - by Tamora Pierce

Percy Jackson Trilogy - by Rick Riordan

The Inheritance Cycle - by Christopher Paolini

The Artemis Fowl Series - by Eion Colfer

The Old Kingdom Trilogy (AKA Abhorsen Trilogy) - by Garth Nix

The Thief Lord - by Cornelia Funke

I know I'm forgetting some... Crap... I'll post more if I read more or I remember ;P

IF YOUR STILL READING!

...Hi!

AWESOME VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE:

Look up:

1.) Potter Puppet Pals - They. Are. Hilarious. Watch ALL of the videos, you won't regret it!

2.) Charlie the Unicorn - Wow. Watch, and laugh until you fall out of your chair!

3.) Joe Jonas dancing to Single Ladies - Haha...

4.) Dane Cook - I especially like The koolaid one... Teheheheh...

5.) Jeff Dunham, jingle bombs - He's hilarious!

6.) Three doors down, Kryptonite - The video... I love it! Watch all of it!

7.) Fred videos - Laughs until she falls out of chair

8.) Pete and Toby, 1 and 2 - Oh my fucking God they're hilarious!

9.) SEARCH THE CHANNELS - 'ShaneDawsonTV' ShaneDawsonTV2' 'TheStation' 'TheStation2' and 'BrittneyLouiseTaylor' (Not sure if I spelled the last one right...)

Shane Dawson... I swear, if you look him up, you will die of laughter watching his videos. (Makes a lot of sexual jokes though... You have been warned. -Laughs her ass off-)

I'm to lazy to post anymore right now... I might later, ;)

THIS IS A PICTURE OF A GIANT RUBBER DUCKY! -Squeals!-

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/news/pail13.jpg

Who says words don't hurt?

http://www.wunderkraut.com/art/words.JPG

WAND SWAP: HERMIONE'S BALL OUTFIT

Colour of the dress robes - http://images.celebrateexpress.com/mgen/merchandiser/46081.jpg

Shoes - http://urbangraceinteriors.typepad.com/the_blog/images/2007/10/23/gold_flats_target_2.jpg

Mask - http://www.ssb5.net/users/30631/dsp_ma565_l.jpg

In the story, the outside gold on the mask is as dark as the gold on the shoes.

WAND SWAP: DRACO'S MASK

Mask - http://cms.dallasvintageshop.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/black_and_gold_mask.jpg

In the story, it looks the same, but the golden edge is silver, and a solid line.