opalish
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since: 03-22-02, id: 188153, Profile Updated: 01-15-09
country: USA
Author has written 126 stories for Stargate: SG-1, Song of the Lioness, Harry Potter, Alias, Angel, Firefly, Supernatural, Bleach, Gundam Wing/AC, Hikaru no Go, and Naruto.

Age: dear god, twenty-one.

Fic Status: Have begun new chapter fic, Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot. Is entirely pointless, silly in a way that might not actually be funny to anyone but me, and very obviously Overcoming!Writer's!Block fic, complete with painful amounts of exposition and the use and abuse of dashes and exclamations(!!). Have also written several oneshots of varying quality. Am inordinately fond of The Wendell That Wasn't, mostly 'cause the title's fun to say.

Invictus is abandoned. I don't regret writing it, because any writing experience is valuable, but frankly I find the whole thing kind of embarrassing. So please stop telling me I'm a big giant loser for not continuing the story. Every time someone asks me to update I get a little bit closer to posting an official ending, wherein rocks fall everyone dies THE END. (Epilogue: nineteen years later, everyone is still dead.)

On that note: many of my fics, particularly the ones from before '06, are crap. The mechanics aren't too bad, on a scale of meh to mind-scarring, but the stories themselves are self-indulgent, drenched in emo (coughProblemWithCupboardscough) and often wildly OOC. Plus, my writing style can be ridiculously pretentious at times, and by 'at times' I mean 'pretty much always'. I am not even touching the purple-prose thing, because that shit's infectious. SO. Read at your own risk.


PROFESSOR F: "What's blogging?"
STUDENT: "'My boyfriend dumped me. I hate him. He's fat.'"

PROFESSOR A: "He's, like, a dueler, like, for reals, he's dueled. Owen?"
STUDENT: "Totally."

PROFESSOR B: "It's true. You know...you don't know. I don't even know who you are."

PROFESSOR T: "If you're bleeding, you're not doing it right."

L: "Oh, just take your goat and go."

M: "Also, why am I so quotable? It is a burden to bear, but I do it well."
S: "I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. Er. I mean. YOU ARE SO RIGHT!"
M: "YOUR VOMIT IS THE VOMIT OF ENVY."
S: "No. It's stomach acid."

R: "There is love in this corner of the circle."


Note: I do occasionally post things on my LJ (username opalish, I'm sure you're all shocked to hear) before I post them here.


1. The Socially Unacceptable Courtship reviews
Of Hyuuga Hinata. "I am so not helping them with the hand-holding," Hanabi sighed. "Seriously." SasuHina cracktastic oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 137 - Published: 11-19-09 - Sasuke U. & Hinata H. - Complete
2. Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot » reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1205 - Updated: 10-31-09 - Published: 6-29-08 - Scorpius M. & Harry P.
3. The Difference reviews
The first time Shindo willingly brings up Sai without being goaded into it, they're playing a casual game at the salon.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 10-23-09 - Akira T. & Hikaru S. - Complete
4. Better Than Spandex reviews
Akira might have even felt a little touched by Shindo's staunch faith in his sportsmanship, if they hadn't been talking about their hypothetical mutant powers.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 61 - Published: 10-17-09 - Akira T. & Hikaru S. - Complete
5. Five Scenes Over a Goban reviews
Ichikawa laughs until she chokes, and Akira suddenly understands why Shindo spends so much of his time yelling at people to stop hitting him already. Slight HikaruAkira.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 112 - Published: 9-23-09 - Hikaru S. - Complete
6. The Desk reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 185 - Published: 9-23-09 - Harry P. - Complete
7. Call It Revolution reviews
He doesn't know why some people say Duo's eyes are violet. To him, they are very blue. 1x2, background 3x4.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-8-09 - Heero Y. & Duo M. - Complete
8. Harry Potter, Transdimensional Guidance Counselor » reviews
Part of being Head Auror is tracking down potential future heroes and villains and giving them a good talking-to. Harry really wishes he'd known this ahead of time. Multi-crossover crackfic WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,071 - Reviews: 365 - Updated: 8-7-09 - Published: 1-8-09 - Harry P.
9. Five Things Yumichika Doesn't Talk About reviews
Table manners are not your enemy, Ikkaku." Rated for 11th Division-ness.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-6-09 - Yumichika A. - Complete
10. Folks Like Us Do It In DeLoreans reviews
Castiel has a cunning plan. It involves Ruby, time travel, and setting up house to raise the Boy King right. Yes. Gen crackfic of epic proportions, yo.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 78 - Published: 1-10-09 - Castiel & Ruby
11. Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 238 - Published: 8-31-08 - Harry P. & Albus S. P. - Complete
12. The WorldSaving Properties of Hot Threesome Sex reviews
Harry's straight, he really is. Unfortunately, no one believes it but him. HarryLunaBlaise crackfic AHOY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 197 - Published: 8-26-08 - Harry P. - Complete
13. The Wendell That Wasn't reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 354 - Published: 7-15-08 - Ginny W. & Harry P. - Complete
14. Gossip Queens reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 327 - Published: 7-12-08 - Harry P. & Neville L. - Complete
15. Spice of Life reviews
Harry thinks Ginny's getting bored. Ginny thinks she's not nearly bored enough, really. Also, there may or may not be gerbils. PostDH HarryGinny crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 7-10-08 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete
16. Some Days reviews
Ginny's not like Harry. She doesn't get to talk to the dead. PostDH oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 7-10-08 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete
17. The Preservation of Memory reviews
Teddy Lupin's parents are dead, but he still finds traces of them in the oddest places. Oneshot, slight TeddyVictoire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 56 - Published: 7-3-08 - Teddy L. & Harry P. - Complete
18. Fathers of the Year reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 211 - Published: 7-2-08 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete
19. The Photograph of You and Me reviews
Gen WIaWSNB coda. No one should be able to pull off belligerent sincerity, but Sam's master of the mixed emotion, always has been, and there's a lump in Dean's throat that stops him from arguing back.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 12-27-07 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete
20. Revenge of the Genius Baby reviews
Sam, McKay, three tall, handsome, muscular nannies, and a baby destined to become a socially inept, emotionally stunted supergenius. Why yes, this is SamMcKay. Ish.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-2-06 - S. Carter - Complete
21. Rise and Shine reviews
WashZoe drabble. In which there is basking, and Wash's dinosaurs face imminent doom.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 11-6-06 - Wash & Zoe W. - Complete
22. Dumbledore's Man reviews
Every October, Harry visits the grave. PostHBP oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 116 - Published: 10-15-06 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete
23. Grey reviews
Heroes don't get fairytale endings, and rainbows eventually fade to grey. HarryGinny oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 72 - Published: 8-24-06 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete
24. The Birthday Present reviews
Harry's an idiot, and Ginny helps save the world without even trying. PostHBP HarryGinny oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 110 - Published: 8-9-06 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete
25. The Ballad of Annabelle Jones reviews
Harry runs into some trouble while searching for Slytherin's locket. Trouble named Annabelle Jones. Oneshot crackfic, and I make no apologies!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 8-6-06 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete
26. Said the Spider reviews
The first time Blaise kissed him, Harry bolted. PostHBP slashtastic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 123 - Published: 8-6-06 - Harry P. & Blaise Z. - Complete
27. Chocolate Frogs reviews
Harry had never heard the Second War referred to as a bit of unpleasantness before, and he found that it was almost…reassuring. Zabini didn't care about him and he didn't care about Zabini, and he didn't have to bother hiding. HarryBlaise slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,548 - Reviews: 71 - Published: 8-3-06 - Harry P. & Blaise Z. - Complete
28. The Raffle Ticket reviews
Buying a raffle ticket to fund SPEW was one thing, but being the prize was another thing entirely, and why, exactly, was he friends with Hermione in the first place? HPDM oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 61 - Published: 7-29-06 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete
29. The Day Harry Potter Retired reviews
Harry's done being a hero, but Snape may just be a god. Harry, Hermione, and a sky full of clouds. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 55 - Published: 7-28-06 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete
30. Whiskey reviews
A man, Mal thinks, shouldn't ought to get so turned around and dizzy, not on account of a woman. MalRiver oneshot, postBDM.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-28-06 - River & Mal - Complete
31. By Fives » reviews
It's Harry's fifteenth birthday, and he can't help realizing that nothing ever really changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 122 - Updated: 7-19-06 - Published: 7-6-06 - Harry P.
32. The Nature of Fire reviews
He doesn't see red when he finally catches up with Professor Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 6-14-06 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete
33. Life After reviews
Life after death in the wizarding world. HarryGinny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 6-4-06 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete
34. Harry Potter and the Insert Title Here reviews
How Harry defeated the Dark Lord. 'Flounce, little veela! Flounce like the wind.' PostHBP HarryGinny oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 156 - Published: 4-17-06 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete
35. Impractical Heroics » reviews
PostHBP, Harry has a plan. He also has a concussion and a close encounter of the Slytherin kind. This will not end well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 187 - Updated: 4-10-06 - Published: 4-4-06 - Harry P.
36. Beast to Bird reviews
After Miranda, River comforts Zoe. 'Wound's still open,' River murmurs, 'but now it's disinfected.'
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-24-06 - River & Zoe W. - Complete
37. Unraveled reviews
Love is just another madness that afflicts River Tam. Mostly MalRiver.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-21-06 - River & Mal - Complete
38. The Truth reviews
He almost writes the letter three times. Regulus and the truth.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 53 - Published: 1-8-06 - Regulus B. & Sirius B. - Complete
39. End of the World reviews
It's the end of the world as we know it, and Spike feels just fine. AngelSpike, way postNFA.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-5-06 - Angel & Spike - Complete
40. Second Best reviews
Angelus hated coming in second. Set after The Girl in Question, S5. AngelSpike.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-28-05 - Angel & Spike - Complete
41. The Greatest Evil reviews
PostNFA. Spike has a plan, and Angel knows that's NEVER good.
Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 12-13-05 - Angel & Spike - Complete
42. GreenEyed Monster reviews
During HBP, HarryGinny oneshot. Because no matter how much I love HG, that Monster in Harry's chest was totally lame.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 60 - Published: 12-10-05 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete
43. To the Flame reviews
PostHBP oneshot. 'He's never been mine, not really. I don't think a hero can belong to just one person.' HarryGinny, RemusSirius, RemusTonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 12-8-05 - Ginny W. & Harry P. - Complete
44. Operation Boyfriend Retention reviews
PostHBP, HarryGinny. Ginny Weasley was on a mission, and she was bloody well going to succeed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 97 - Published: 12-5-05 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete
45. A Right Hufflepuff reviews
PostHBP, Ron's POV. 'I swear, Harry's turned me into a right Hufflepuff.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 110 - Published: 12-5-05 - Harry P. & Ron W. - Complete
46. Harry Potter's Guide to the Dark Arts reviews
Harry Potter has once again showcased his pathological need for attention by writing and publishing a completely uninformative pamphlet on the Dark Arts. Utterly useless rubbish. – The Daily Prophet
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 363 - Published: 11-30-05 - Harry P. - Complete
47. The Hazards of Knowing It All reviews
Onesided CedricHarry, Hermione's POV. What's smart isn't always what's best.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 79 - Published: 11-29-05 - Cedric D. & Harry P. - Complete
48. Next Great Adventure reviews
When Dumbledore told him that death was the next great adventure, Harry hadn't thought he'd meant it quite so literally. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 105 - Published: 11-28-05 - Harry P. - Complete
49. Destructively Ever After reviews
Harry Potter was about to receive the Order of Merlin, First Class, and he was not best pleased. PostHBP HarryGinny oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 87 - Published: 11-27-05 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete
50. Ginny Weasley and the Pillow of Doom reviews
PostHBP, oneshot. In which Ginny angsts over Harry's absence, Fred and George are complete prats, and weaponry is employed to fight brotherly oppression. HarryGinny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 53 - Published: 11-27-05 - Ginny W. & George W. - Complete
51. Invictus » reviews
Harry Potter disappeared from Privet Drive when he was six years old. Now, ten years later, he's been found...and he's not about to be anyone's hero. ON HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,894 - Reviews: 2414 - Updated: 11-21-05 - Published: 1-22-05 - Harry P.
52. Crosswords reviews
And he spirals down, down and deeper down, forgetting and forgotten, but always, always, something brings him back. Oneshot of Sirius in Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 50 - Published: 8-31-05 - Sirius B. - Complete
53. Patchwork Perfection reviews
After all, dreams can be forgotten, pushed aside, left behind...but they never die.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 8-30-05 - Harry P. - Complete
54. Sugar Quills reviews
HBP spoilers and NevilleBlaise slash. Longbottom liked him, Blaise was certain of it. The adorably shy...no, the stupidly incompetent...no, the...the...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 96 - Published: 8-29-05 - Blaise Z. & Neville L. - Complete
55. Undead and Unashamed reviews
LilyJames. 'How about this: you go to the dance as my date, and I won't try to eat your brain.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 102 - Published: 8-28-05 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete
56. Dust reviews
RonHermione. And perhaps books have souls after all, and perhaps they can die...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 8-28-05 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete
57. Hero's Welcome » reviews
HBP spoilers, HarryGinny, and RonHermione. Harry's return home after Voldemort's defeat doesn't go quite as expected. Warning: bad jokes and pointlessness ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 112 - Updated: 8-27-05 - Published: 8-25-05 - Harry P. & Ginny W.
58. Keep from Crying reviews
She has Arthur, but he doesn't understand, can't understand what it's like to feel your entire world slip through your fingers and shatter on the ground.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-27-05 - Molly W. - Complete
59. SecondRate Star reviews
Regulus wishes, sometimes, that he had the nerve to be like Sirius, to defy their parents and make his own way through life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 8-25-05 - Sirius B. & Regulus B. - Complete
60. Narcissus Drowning reviews
Sarkney, SarkLauren. Sark prided himself on learning from others' mistakes.
Alias - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-24-05 - Sark, J. & Sydney B. - Complete
61. Wake Up Smiling reviews
SydVaughn drabble, and unmitigated fluff. She wakes up next to Vaughn almost every morning, and somehow life has never been better.
Alias - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-24-05 - Sydney B. & Vaughn, M. - Complete
62. Victory reviews
He tastes like ashes, and for the first time Sydney thinks she might have moved on while mourning him. SydVaughn drabble.
Alias - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-23-05 - Sydney B. & Vaughn, M. - Complete
63. Plan C reviews
Are you saying my plans aren't good? Jack demanded, stung. No respect. He got no respect at all.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-22-05 - Complete
64. The Scent of Fire reviews
By the dying fire's flickering amber light, he's almost beautiful. Season 3, SydVaughn.
Alias - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-21-05 - Sydney B. & Vaughn, M. - Complete
65. Just to Belong reviews
Merope isn't sure, at first, why she keeps going back to Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-21-05 - Merope G. & Tom R. Sr. - Complete
66. Darkest Dreams reviews
Sarkney and SydVaughn. It's her darkest dreams that scare her.
Alias - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-15-05 - Sydney B. & Sark, J. - Complete
67. Freedom reviews
Regulus in present tense. Choices make us who we are, and freedom is a choice. HBP spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-14-05 - Regulus B. - Complete
68. Need reviews
Beware: HBP spoilers and nonfluffy HarryGinny. Denial's just a river in Egypt, and she doesn't need him at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 57 - Published: 8-13-05 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete
69. Unspoken reviews
HBP spoilers, and RonHermione. Some words are never spoken.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 8-12-05 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete
70. Fade to Morning reviews
They don't speak, but the silence is comfortable, rich with understanding and support. Post HBP. HarryGinny, HarryOC, GinnyNeville.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 8-4-05 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete
71. Grief and Healing reviews
There was a tender amusement in Remus' voice when he mentioned Harry that made Tonks' insides feel all gushy, like chocolate left out too long in the sun. She tried to remind herself sternly that she was an auror, tough and rough and mean. RS, RT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 7-27-05 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete
72. Beautiful reviews
But it had been Arthur who won her heart, and Arthur who kept it. She'd been beautiful, yes, but she'd never had eyes for anyone but the gawky redheaded Weasley boy with his awkward, lopsided smile. MollyArthur fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 60 - Published: 6-28-05 - Molly W. & Arthur W. - Complete
73. Perfect Wish reviews
Sirius' POV There will be sunlight, when he is free.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 6-27-05 - Sirius B. - Complete
74. Moonlight reviews
Sometimes, Remus hates the moon. He hates the deceptive way it glows, all purity and innocence. He hates the pretense, how the moon can make the night seem less cold, less deadly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 6-25-05 - Remus L. - Complete
75. Heaven reviews
Luna's POV. 'Sometimes, I wish others could see life the way I do.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 54 - Published: 6-13-05 - Luna L. - Complete
76. None So Blind reviews
...as those who refuse to see. Dumbledore visits Petunia the summer after Harry's fifth year. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 51 - Published: 6-9-05 - Albus D. & Petunia D. - Complete
77. Here and Now reviews
It's terribly easy, in the end, to decide to lose himself in his reflection. Harry and the Mirror of Erised, mentions of RHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 6-1-05 - Harry P. - Complete
78. Shades of Darkness reviews
When Harry hates, he does so with a passion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 5-26-05 - Harry P. - Complete
79. Drooble's Best Blowing Gum reviews
Once upon a time, there was a boy named Neville.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 5-22-05 - Neville L. - Complete
80. Doctor Jackson's Journals reviews
Daniel's account of his time on SG-1. - Am very young, apparently. And very stupid, according to race desperately in need of hair care.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 5-18-05 - D. Jackson
81. In Dreams reviews
Ginny never regrets loving Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 5-15-05 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete
82. Harry Potter and the Attack of UST reviews
Harry's feet continued to carry him towards Snape's office, while his mind was battered relentlessly by comments such as, 'I'm sure kissing Snape would be wonderful, even if he doesn't brush his teeth' and 'you know what they say about men with big noses'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 96 - Published: 5-2-05 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete
83. Sorting Hats reviews
Thus begins Vera Potter's time at Hogwarts... Continuation of Pet Names and Role Models.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 4-26-05 - Complete
84. Should Have Been reviews
SamJack, set in a future season. Daniel has a phone call to make. Warning: major character death.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-22-05 - Complete
85. Hell and High Water reviews
RHr. I wonder, as Ron slides an arm around my waist and pulls me tighter against his side, if Harry will need us anymore, now that Voldemort is gone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 3-1-05 - Hermione G. - Complete
86. Mary Sue and the Hogwarts Express reviews
This is a blatant parody of Mary Sue fics. - Mary Sue is headed to Hogwarts...but nothing goes the way she expects. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 128 - Published: 2-22-05 - Harry P. - Complete
87. The Problem With Cupboards reviews
As far as I can tell, the main problem with growing up in a cupboard is that it gets you used to living in a cage. - Harry's POV. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 116 - Published: 2-19-05 - Harry P. - Complete
88. The Cowardly Lion reviews
HPSS slash. How Severus Snape saved Harry Potter, and how Harry Potter fell in love with a greasyhaired, bignosed, sallowskinned git.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 72 - Published: 2-12-05 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete
89. A Grand Romance reviews
Nothing worth having comes easy, and maybe romance isn't quite what it seems. HarryGinny oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 2-10-05 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete
90. Role Models reviews
When Vera Potter was five years old, she found her role model. No one expected it to be Severus Snape. HarryGinny fluff fic, set after Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 73 - Published: 2-7-05 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete
91. Still Standing reviews
He's won the war. He's won the war and vanquished the villain, and he can't remember why he bothered.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 2-5-05 - Harry P. - Complete
92. Until the End reviews
Harry and Ginny on Sirius' birthday, post OotP. Everything about him was forbidding and unyielding. He had the air of a griffin ready to spring.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 1-29-05 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete
93. Fortune Favors the Bold reviews
BillHarry slash. Ginny was the first to recognize the signs. The reddened cheeks, the sidelong glances, the funny little smiles...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 190 - Published: 1-25-05 - Harry P. & Bill W. - Complete
94. Must Be Love reviews
HGSS. A quirk of Snape's lips, an arch of his eyebrows, a tilt of Hermione's head... They were holding their own conversation the whole meeting through, without saying a word. Harry's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 102 - Published: 1-23-05 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete
95. Pet Names reviews
HarryGinny fluff. Ginny decides her seven year old daughter needs a pet name. The daughter in question is less than pleased.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 1-23-05 - Ginny W. & Harry P. - Complete
96. Lucifer in Starlight » reviews
AU: Voldemort was a bit more cautious. So were the Potters. And now Harry's got a whole new load of problems. Slytherin!Harry with a number of twists.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,950 - Reviews: 248 - Updated: 1-20-05 - Published: 3-21-04 - Harry P. & Severus S.
97. Light reviews
Lying pale and vulnerable in an infirmary bed, Harry Potter had never looked less like a hero, and Ginny Weasley had never loved him more. Mentions of RHr and NL.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 1-19-05 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete
98. A Very Happy Birthday Indeed reviews
HarryGinny fluff. It's Ginny's eighteenth birthday, and has Harry got a surprise for her! Of course, this being Harry, he gets it all wrong... There's some minor RHr as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 56 - Published: 1-18-05 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete
99. Headline Material reviews
HarryGinny angst. Excerpt: And that's why I, Harry Potter, the Man Who Defeated Voldemort, am being sentenced to Azkaban for the next two years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 1-17-05 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete
100. Growing Up reviews
HarryGinny fluff. Growing up, Ginny always wanted to be like her brothers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 1-16-05 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete
101. Chess reviews
Ron and McGonagall play a game of chess. Ron loses his temper, Gryffindor loses points, and McGonagall loses a few comforting illusions. But maybe something's gained in the end... Slight RHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 144 - Published: 1-16-05 - Ron W. - Complete
102. Bitter reviews
HPSB. Yes, that means this is HarrySirius slash. Sirius is dead, and Harry remembers. Dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 56 - Published: 1-8-05 - Harry P. & Sirius B. - Complete
103. Go Gentle reviews
Harry has a letter to write, a decision to make, and a life to abandon...or possibly reclaim. Set Post-Hogwarts. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 1-4-05 - Harry P. - Complete
104. This Side of Silence reviews
Dumbledore learns something rather disturbing about Hogwarts' resident werewolf. Onesided HPRL. Yes, that means it's slashy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 1-1-05 - Remus L. & Harry P. - Complete
105. To Love reviews
HarryGinny fluff. Scheming!Zacharias. She grinned, looking absolutely stunning in the moonlight. 'I love you, you utter moron. Now kiss me.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 12-31-04 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete
106. Midnight reviews
Harry knows that a prayer is a wish that won't ever be granted. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-31-04 - Harry P. - Complete
107. Green reviews
Severus Snape was, by nature, a man of obsession. Onesided HPSS, rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-31-04 - Severus S. & Harry P. - Complete
108. At First Sight reviews
If there was one sin, Ginny later decided, one unforgivable sin shared by the world, it was that no one saw Harry. Not Ron, not Hermione, and until that moment, not her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 88 - Published: 12-27-04 - Ginny W. & Harry P. - Complete
109. Golden reviews
HPSS. ...because you know, when you hurt, that you're alive. You know, if you're bleeding, that you can fight. And you know that what you have, what you have isn't weak, isn't golden...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 11-30-04 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete
110. A Simple Story reviews
Loony Luna has a simple little story to tell, about The Hero and The Villain. A teeny bit of HG. 'The Hero always wins because, in the end, he has the most to lose.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 11-30-04 - Luna L. & Harry P. - Complete
111. Three Parts of a Whole reviews
RHHr...yes, it's a Trio threesome. Hermione's POV. 'He doesn't laugh often. He normally doesn't even smile anymore, unless he's alone with Ron and me.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 11-27-04 - Hermione G. & Harry P. - Complete
112. How It Ends reviews
...in the end, only two bodies remain untouched by the fire: and neither shall live...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 11-27-04 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete
113. Epitaph reviews
She knew what he wanted she'd planned on it, expected it. Because Ginny Weasley understood love, and so she understood Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 11-25-04 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete
114. Majesty and Mischief » reviews
Convent!Alanna. Because it's classic. NOT AJ! - Chapter Fourteen: House Arrest
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,126 - Reviews: 481 - Updated: 11-10-04 - Published: 3-21-04 - Tortall
115. Like Diamonds reviews
Ginny's POV. I remember when I first saw him, and I thought that he had the most beautiful green eyes, eyes that glowed like emeralds.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 11-10-04 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete
116. Life and Legend reviews
DMHP Draco Malfoy knew better. He'd loved the boy, after all. But Draco could never have loved the legend.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 78 - Published: 9-18-04 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete
117. Blood and Laughter reviews
Did you laugh when he died? o0o Harry's pissed. Snape's amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 9-17-04 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete
118. And Beggars Will Ride reviews
A boy lives in a cupboard, a strange, pale boy with green eyes and a wistful smile. Dumbledore's thoughts on Harry from PSSS through OotP. Manipulative!Dumbledore
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 96 - Published: 9-17-04 - Albus D. & Harry P. - Complete
119. Breaking Harry Potter reviews
Nothing good can come, when you've no happy memories.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 7-12-04 - Harry P. - Complete
120. The Words Left Unsaid reviews
Set during Heroes Part 2: Sam and Daniel have a little talk about loss and love and words left unsaid.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-2-04 - S. Carter & D. Jackson - Complete
121. Faith reviews
Just what was Daniel so passionate about when he asked Jack that infamous question in Window of Opportunity? Now you know.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 3-21-04 - Published: 8-10-02 - J. O'Neill - Complete
122. She's Like Coffee reviews
Warning: horribly, terribly corny. SG1's guys contemplate Sam.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-21-04 - S. Carter - Complete
123. Snow in Summer reviews
Remus Lupin as a child. His mother muses. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 3-21-04 - Remus L. - Complete
124. Happily Ever After Is For Wimps reviews
1st Season, PostEmancipation: SG1, meet Jonas Hansen.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 10-23-02 - S. Carter - Complete
125. Men Are From Chulak, Women Are From Cimmeria reviews
The differences between the fairer gender and the stinkier. Or, the differences between women and men. Or Sam with PMS
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 10-18-02 - S. Carter & J. Fraiser - Complete
126. It's a Military Thing reviews
Epilogue to Descent. Sam and Jonas have a little talk about love, duty, honor, and Jack O'Neill.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-18-02 - S. Carter & J. Quinn - Complete