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Author has written 18 stories for Stand By Me, School of Rock, Aliens in the Attic, and Big Time Rush. I am Sistokid. I like gay things. I like gay people. I think I have a gay fetish. That would explain a load, yeah? I have no excuse for my obsession with gay boys, and therefore there is no explanation for why I post any of this... stuff. Nor is there any real reason why I don't write girl/girl stories. I like girls, a whole lot. I just suck at writing about them. Go figure. As a twenty-year-old college student, I should not be so insanely addicted to this website, and I should be fully capable of writing a story that doesn't revolve around lesbians and gay men. But since I'm not, here are some products of my f-ed up obsession. So... yep. Also. Um, if, for some odd reason, an actor who protrays one of the characters I've written about ever finds my stories, then I'd like to say that I'm deeply sorry and that it's nothing personal. I'd like to say that, but to be honest, I'm convinced that ninety percent of the characters I smash together in Homosexual Wonderland are at least bisexual. Hell, I believe that everyone is bisexual, to some degree or another. But I tend to write about characters that already act pretty goddamn fruity around another of their gender. Deal with it, bitches. lovesistokid >>PS I now plan to post fics and junk to my tumblr, which I used to rarely use. Keep an eye on it here for fics I won't post here (for some reason it takes ages for me to approve a story for this site). | |||||
1. Wake Up, You've Got Boy Problems » reviewsSLASH. It's unbelievable how oblivious people can be when the one freaking person they should be with is sitting right next to them. Or lying right next to them. Or tackling them into the snow and simultaneously ripping their jacket off. Chris/GordieStand By Me - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,238 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 9-8-12 - Published: 12-9-092. The Perks of Being an Easter Bunny reviewsSLASH. Jett hated Easter. He hated the awful colors, the stupid rabbits, the ugly eggs, and most of all, he hated the idiot, snot-faced kids. Although Carlos was tolerable. Jett/Carlos. Oneshot.Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-9-12 - Jett S. & Carlos - Complete3. The Cruel Standards of Buying an Apartment » reviewsSLASH. All Zack and Freddy need to do is move into the stupid apartment; what could possibly go wrong? Besides, of course, fires, comas, pretending to be gay, and supremely squishy beds. Freddy/ZackSchool of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,268 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 2-11-12 - Published: 12-9-09 - Freddy J. & Zack M.4. Not Like the Movies » reviewsSLASH. Because you can't just break someone's heart, tear it out of their chest and stomp it to bits, and expect all to be forgiven. This is reality, and James can't charm his way out of this one. Kames and some fabulous Cargan.Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,775 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 2-11-12 - Published: 12-1-11 - James & Kendall5. Less Than a Fairy Tale reviewsSLASH. Invading your best friend's privacy is one thing. Invading his privacy and spilling his secret to the guy he has a crush on is a whole different level of terrible. But James does it anyway. Jarlos, minor one-sided Cargan. One-shot.Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,816 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-1-11 - James & Carlos - Complete6. Signing Your Sanity Away reviewsSLASH. It was BTR's first signing, and their first encounter with less-sane fans. But little did they know, those fans would have them questioning everything. Kames and Cargan. Oneshot.Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,924 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-28-11 - Kendall & James - Complete7. Ready For This » reviewsSLASH. Logan is on his way to the altar, preparing to marry his beautiful girlfriend. Of course, Carlos chooses that moment to let him know exactly how he feels. Logan/Carlos, slight Logan/Camille, slight James/Kendall. Three-shot.Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,254 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 9-19-11 - Published: 7-31-11 - Carlos & Logan - Complete8. Just Can't Leave Things Unfixed reviewsSLASH. It's been six years, and Logan finally musters up the courage to go back, and try to fix what he shattered. But six years is a long time, and he really doesn't deserve a second chance. Cargan, slight Kames. Oneshot.Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,779 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-29-11 - Carlos & Logan - Complete9. Please Don't Forget Me » reviewsSLASH. Carlos is only partially through his contract with the Marines, and Logan is getting worse without his best friend. So, naturally, James takes the sad boy to a crappy diner an hour away. Cargan. Kames if you squint. Two-Shot.Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,976 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 7-9-11 - Published: 6-29-11 - Carlos & Logan - Complete10. Do You Think Spongebob is Gay? reviewsSLASH. Carlos and Logan examine the homosexuality of Bikini Bottom's famous little sea sponge. Cargan. Oneshot.Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-7-11 - Carlos & Logan - Complete11. Going On a Blind Date reviewsSLASH. Determined to get him some action, Zack's flamboyant roommate sets the guitarist up on a blind date. His roommate's friend brings a girl for Zack to have dinner with, but it's not the girl who Zack finds interest in. Zack/Freddy. Oneshot.School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,350 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-7-11 - Freddy J. & Zack M. - Complete12. Getting Attention From An Attention Whore reviewsSLASH. Jake is being a stupid brat and avoiding his cousin. Tom must deal with him; *things* happen. Tom/Jake. Incesty-ish. Kind of. Oneshot.Aliens in the Attic - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,751 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-23-11 - Jake P. & Tom P. - Complete13. Back Alley reviewsSLASH. One day at a bar, Chris comes across the one person who he hasn't seen in two years, and although Chris wants nothing more than a second chance, Gordie still hates him. Chris/Gordie. Slight AU. Oneshot.Stand By Me - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,511 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-22-11 - Chris C. & Gordie L. - Complete14. Strawberry Cake reviewsSLASH. Jake was just making a cake and now the entire school thinks he's dating Tom. Angered texting and hiding in an art closet ensue. Tom/Jake. Oneshot.Aliens in the Attic - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,622 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-10-11 - Tom P. & Jake P. - Complete15. Just Once For the Rest of Their Lives reviewsSLASH. It only happened once. And Ace would never, ever admit to having liked it. Because he didn't, so don't be stupid and think otherwise. Denny/Ace. One-shot.Stand By Me - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,937 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-2-11 - Ace M. & Denny L. - Complete16. Fixing a Broken World reviewsSLASH. Tom gets a call about Jake, and soon finds himself left to piece together the broken boy. Because Jake is literally missing a part of himself and has lost everything. Kind of a military story. Tom/Jake. Oneshot.Aliens in the Attic - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,366 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-15-11 - Jake P. & Tom P. - Complete17. Close Contact reviewsSLASH. It's odd, their closeness. Tom notices the actual lack of space between himself and his cousin. At least contemplating it will give him something to do this weekend. Tom/Jake. Kind of incest-ish, I suppose.Aliens in the Attic - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-1-10 - Tom P. & Jake P. - Complete18. The Price of Milk reviewsSLASH. Gordie had just been getting a gallon of milk when some idiots decided to hold up the store. Of course, they end up wanting a hostage, and who do they pick? Wild guess, folks. Gordie/Chris. Oneshot.Stand By Me - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,572 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-25-10 - Chris C. & Gordie L. - Complete
