For the purpose of this retarded ff account, my name is Spade Black... ...not that it matters, since later on I'll probably link this account to my many other accounts across the internet, which have different names attached to them.

Just so you know, I switch personalities frequently. Right now I'm pretty neutral, but most of the time I stay at one of two extremes. Those are:

-Hyper Mode: happy/psychotic, overly-optimistic, and likely to spew out meaningless things that give you the mental image of an idiot sitting there and grinning at their computer screen while jamming the "1" key on their keyboard.

-Killer Mode: angry/annoyed/depressed/bored, entirely pessimistic, and likely to give out bookloads of constructive criticism and/or opinions as well as sarcastic remarks all while making you confused as to whether I hate you or I'm just trying to help.

Hyper Mode kicks in when I'm fed large doses of music, yaoi, and Pepsi. Considering that fanfiction dot net is really just a huge collection of rabid fangirls and the occasional rare fanboy, that's actually not too bad.

Killer Mode shows up incredibly often, and is usually how I respond to everything. It shows up after doing just about anything. It's actually nowhere near as bad as it sounds; the words I used to describe it might have actually been too much. Killer Mode has nothing really "killer" about it--seeing as I never flame people or act outstanding cruel. Actually, the only way you would actually be bothered by said mode is if you get offended easily or your name is Meredith. (Do you see what I did there? That one false statement may have offended ten girls out there named "Meredith"...and two boys. That's the sort of "offense" I'm talking about. That's the sort of "bad" thing I would do in Killer Mode. If you thought that was pretty stupid and/or don't understand how that would be even the slightest bit offensive, congratulations--you are either apathetic, a total retard or just like me (if none of the three mentioned apply to you, that's okay too; I was just too damned lazy to mention every possibility)!

Neutral Mode is neither a mix of the two nor an entirely different personality altogether, but instead a sort of "this is official, so let's not use too much emotion" voice. It shows up on rare occasion and, as you've probably realized by this point, does not last long. I've already reverted back to Killer Mode. I'm IN Killer Mode. Excuse me for a moment--I have fanfictions to review.