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since: 03-23-02, id: 188307, Profile Updated: 01-31-11
country: USA
Author has written 58 stories for Digimon, Yu-Gi-Oh, Medabots, Neopets, Courage: The Cowardly Dog, Song Fics, Legend of Zelda, Kingdom Hearts, Reboot, Jak and Daxter, Final Fantasy VII, Danny Phantom, Xiaolin Showdown, Tales of Symphonia, Shaman King, Anime X-overs, Fire Emblem, Sonic the Hedgehog, Super Robot Monkey Team, Homestar Runner, Batman, Gorillaz, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Ed, Edd n Eddy, Avatar: Last Airbender, Cartoon X-overs, X-overs, X-Men: Evolution, Black Cat, and Heroes.

Hello there, I am Gijinka Renamon, an aspiring writer and full-time otaku. I'd like to improve my writing skills, and writing fanfiction is a good way to do it. It's also supposed to be a fun little hobby, but I've noticed that people tend to take this stuff very seriously. However, I am fine with constructive criticism, so that I may improve my writings. Just go easy on me, okay? I have a fragile ego. Also, I give permission (for anyone who wants to) to MST some of my earlier works, back when I didn't even know what I was doing. Hey, I love a good riffing too, ya know.

Now that that's settled, more about me:

As mentioned previously, I am very fond of anime and certain video games, along with cartoons, comic books, and movies. I also tend to like things other people don't and am trying to be open-minded. So even if you disagree with me on certain things, I respect your opinion, so please respect mine. And if you looked at my old bio, you'll see that a LOT of things bug me/scare me/tick me off, so if you haven't guessed by now, I'm not what you'd call a "people person". But I don't mind chatting with other authors, and would gladly work on stories with anyone who wants to. (And maybe take suggestions for what they'd like to see/add in my stories).

I tend to procrastinate, however, so the stories might take a while...

Pairings I like:

The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Jimmy/Cindy, Sheen/Libby
All Grown Up: Tommy/Kimi
American Dragon Jake Long: Jake/Rose
As Told By Ginger: Darren/Ginger, Carl/Noel
Avatar: The Last Airbender: Aang/Katara, Zuko/Katara, Zuko/Mai, Sokka/Suki, Sokka/Toph, Aang/Toph
Axis Powers Hetalia: Holy Roman Empire/Chibitalia (and possibly Germany/North Italy...)
Beast Wars: Silverbolt/BlackArachnia
Ben 10: Alien Force/Ultimate Alien: Kevin/Gwen, Ben/Julie
Bleach: Ichigo/Rukia, Ichigo/Orohime
Brutal Legend: Eddie/Ophelia
Case Closed: Jimmy/Rachel
Code Lyoko: Ulrich/Yumi, Jeremie/Aelita
Codename Kids Next Door: Numbah 3/Numbah 4, Numbah 2/Numbah 5
Cyborg 009: 009/003
Danny Phantom: Danny/Sam
Digimon: Tai/Sora, Joe/Mimi, TK/Kari, Ken/Yolei, Takato/Rika
Fairly Oddparents: Timmy/Trixie, Timmy/Tootie, Cosmo/Wanda
Final Fantasy VII: Cloud/Tifa, Cloud/Aerith
Final Fantasy IX: Zidane/Garnet
Final Fantasy X: Tidus/Yuna
Fire Emblem: Eliwood/Ninian
Futurama: Fry/Leela
Galaxy Railways: Minabu/Louise
Harry Potter: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermoine
Hey Arnold: Arnold/Helga, Gerald/Phoebe
Inuyasha: Inuyasha/Kagome
Kim Possible: Ron/Kim
Kingdom Hearts: Sora/Kairi, Roxas/Namine
The Legend of Zelda: Link/Zelda
Mario games: Mario/Peach, Luigi,/Daisy
Naruto: Naruto/Sakura, Naruto/Hinata, Sasuke/Sakura
Oban Star Racers: Jordan/Molly
Phineas and Ferb: Phineas/Isabella, Jeremy/Candice
Pirates of the Carribean: Will/Elizabeth
Power Rangers: Tommy/Kimberly
Recess: TJ/Spinelli
Red VS Blue: Church/Tex
Sonic series (various): Sonic/Amy, Sonic/Sally, Knuckles/Rouge, Shadow/Rouge, Tails/Cosmo, Antoine/Bunnie, Tails/Cream
Spiderman: Peter Parker/Mary Jane Watson (F* you, Quesada)
Star Fox games: Fox/Krystal
Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go: Chiro/Jinmay, SPRX/Nova
Tales of the Abyss: Luke/Tear
Tales of Symphonia: Lloyd/Colette, Lloyd/Sheena, Zelos/Sheena, Genis/Presea, Emil/Marta
Tales of Vesperia: Yuri/Estelle
Teen Titans: Robin/Starfire, Robin/Raven, Beast Boy/Terra, Beast Boy/Raven, Kid Flash/Jinx
Total Drama Island/Action/World Tour: Owen/Izzy, Trent/Gwen, Duncan/Gwen, Duncan/Courtney, Geoff/Bridgette, Cody/Sierra (to a reasonable degree)
Transformers Animated: Optimus Prime/BlackArachnia
WALL-E: WALL-E/EVE, John/Mary
Wicked: Fieryo/Elphaba
Xaolin Showdown: Raimundo/Kimiko
Yu-Gi-Oh: Yugi/Tea, Joey/Mai
Yu-Gi-Oh GX: Jaden/Alexis

"Crossover Couples" I like:

Jack Spicer (Xaolin Showdown)/Rika Nonaka (Digimon Tamers)
Jake Long (American Dragon Jake Long)/Betty Barett (Atomic Betty)
Danny Fenton (Danny Phantom)/ Juniper Lee (The Life & Times of Juniper Lee)
Blossom (The Powerpuff Girls)/Dexter (Dexter's Laboratory)
Jimmy Neutron (The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron)/Danni Phantom (Danny Phantom)
Chase Young (Xaolin Showdown)/Azula (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Favorite quotes:

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Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.

You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings.You shalt avoid them if you hate them.

You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

You shalt paste this in your profile.

If you think that Flame Rising needs to get a life and quit bitchin about other people's works, put this in your profile.

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FAN FICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you want Invader Zim to come back, copy and paste this into your profile and sign your name: xx-A-Little-Birdie-xx, RulerofFire, MyWhiteLady, Invader Nyx, Serentochan, Zim'sMostLoyalServant, Gijinka Renamon

If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you think that stories that make fun of stereotypical fanfic ideas are funny, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, put this in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen, Erik's Muse, comix-freak, the epitome of randomness, Yessie55, Zim'sMostLoyalServant, Gijinka Renamon

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe in doing what you love, no matter what other people might think, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ship too many pairings but don't care, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against character bashing, even of the characters that you yourself dislike, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love animals as much as I do, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile.

If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, God is there. If you believe in God put this in your profile..

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes CRAPPY. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think the people who don't do copy/pastes are just too damn lazy, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you are obsessed with anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile!

If you are too lazy to care, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, Metroid-is-cool, The All Real Numbers Symbol, Darkwebx01, James Firebrand, Gijinka Renamon

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you hunt through people's profiles to find copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he loves you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is probably because your lap is warmer.

Why do we remember what we want to forget but why do we let what we want to remember slip away?

Smile. It confuses people.

Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among stars.

Before you insult somebody you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you insult them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If a constant liar says he's lying, is he telling the truth or lying?

Is the end of the end really the end, or a beginning?

If a tree falls in a forest with no one there to hear it, does it make a noise? (fine then, a forest of DEAD trees, if you're going to be picky about it...)

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone; where do you tell them to go?

If a turtle lost his shell, is he homeless or naked?

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you like OC's,copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever needed a witty comeback to keep your social status but couldn't think of one, then two hours later you think of the perfect thing to say, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it,copy and paste this to your profile.

If you know someone who you would gladly push off a cliff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you hate obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT! If that's ever happened to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemanic122893, Ham-Kelly- now Chibi Corn Chip, DolphinInsomniac 15, Cosplay Chan, Umbreon Mastah, Mind Seeker, GespenstKAF,Darkwebx01, James Firebrand, Gijinka Renamon

If you think its AWESOME for people to review your stories, add your name to this list: Mr. Pichu, Mind Seeker, GespenstKAF, Darkwebx01. James Firebrand, Gijinka Renamon

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If nobody knows the real you, copy & paste this on your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you hate TV stations with a passion and wish for a change, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Gijinka Renamon

If you like both of the video games Prototype and inFAMOUS, and don't care what other people think, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like anime dubs and subs, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

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If you realize that copying and pasting stuff into one's profile is completely pointless, yet do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you and highlight:

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I think STRING ORCHESTRA is better than band, therefore I MUST be an out-of-date geek.

I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.

I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes much sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I don't like YAOI/YURI so I MUST be a homophobe.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I have ASPERGER SYNDROME so I MUST be a reclusive weirdo.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST hate gay people.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working on the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid having the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn too because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died because the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they found out I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed the doors on my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving christian parents he loves another male.
I am the one who cannot accept
Himself/Herself!

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murdered girl chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

(If anyone takes this seriously, there is now a counter chain being spread)

This is a true story. CHAIN LETTERS ARE ALL FAKE! Repost this if you agree.

Also, if you've tried actually looking up "Toma Sota Balcu," I'm sure you've found the article about it being an anagram warning us that robots will soon take over the world...or something like that.

UPDATE 6/12/10: If anyone's wondering why I haven't been writing lately, well, I guess I just haven't been in a writing mood lately, and have been on a bit of a personal hiatus. But I'll try to get some more stuff up as soon as I can.

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1. Kingdom Cartoon Hearts reviews
Dan and his friends dreamed of seeing other worlds, but never in their wildest dreams did they ever imagine an adventure like this... My second attempt at a Kingdom Hearts parody, hopefully this one will turn out better.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-9-09
2. Heroes: The Cellblock Tango reviews
The so-called 'Six Merry Murderesses' tell their stories of love, betrayal, anger, and revenge. Rated to be on the safe side. NOW EDITER FOR BETTER READING.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-12-09 - Complete
3. Gijinka Renamon's SubShadow Emissary » reviews
When a dark force threatens the world, only a rag-tag band of fighters can rise to the challenge and defeat it.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-31-09 - Published: 2-19-09
4. Gijinka Renamon's Beauty and the Beast » reviews
A handsome prince is put under a terrible curse, and the only one who can free him is a beautiful maiden. But will love overcome the curse? Comments and helpful criticism welcomed.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,510 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-28-09 - Published: 9-15-08
5. Sari and Sonic reviews
He was a hostile alien experiment. She was a lonely little girl. When the two of them meet, neither of their worlds will ever be the same.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-20-08
6. Anime Hearts: Link of Memory reviews
After locking Anime Hearts, Kaneda and the Elric brothers find themselves in a mysterious castle, which may hold many great untold secrets...at the cost of their own memories. Summary pending
Anime X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-11-08
7. Anime Hearts » reviews
Join Shotaro Kaneda and the Elric brothers as they fight the Heartless and uncover their secrets... COMPLETE!
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,164 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 8-8-08 - Published: 2-14-05 - Complete
8. Gijinka Renamon's Danny reviews
A halfa boy goes on a quest with some unlikely allies to save a princess for a cruel king, only to fall in love in the process. Please read and review, but no flaming.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-29-08
9. The Cat's Luck reviews
Poor Train is having a very bad day. Set between episodes 13 and 14.
Black Cat - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-20-08 - Complete
10. The Fallen Hero reviews
When a heart falls to darkness, there will always be someone who suffers.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-15-08 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y. - Complete
11. Advent Children: XMen Evolution Style » reviews
Simply put, this is a parody of Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children with XMen: Evo characters.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,214 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-19-07 - Published: 4-30-07
12. 1999 reviews
A parody of Bowling for Soup's song 1985.
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-17-07 - Complete
13. Good Riddance Time of your Life reviews
A vidfic for the end of the series, using the song by Green Day.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-17-07 - Complete
14. Arthaladdin » reviews
An ordinary street rat comes across a magic crystal ball containing a powerful genie that will chnage his life forever... My first Disney parody, so please go easy on me.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,434 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-1-07 - Published: 3-25-07
15. Never Let You Go reviews
A songlike poem based of a certain event in Fire Emblem: The Blazing Sword.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-8-07 - Complete
16. No Sympathy for the Wicked reviews
Season 2 Finale Spoilers Zuko has a moment of comtemplation. Rated for safety.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-3-06 - Zuko - Complete
17. The Last Halloween reviews
A certain character we rarely see meets with one wellknown skeleton. Summary stinks, I know.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-31-06 - Complete
18. Introspective reviews
Zane muses on his past, and his future. Rated just to be sure.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-21-06 - Zane T./Ryō M. - Complete
19. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past » reviews
A novelized version of the comic The Legend of Zelda A Link to the Past. This takes a long time to do, so be patient.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,471 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-24-06 - Published: 12-15-02 - Link
20. Gone, but Not Forgotten reviews
A sad tale based off El Manana. Rated for safety.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-5-06 - Complete
21. The New Digidestined » reviews
An evil force is corrupting Digimon, and it's up to a new group of Digidestined to stop it... ON HIATUS, no lonmger taking applications.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 8-7-05 - Published: 8-1-05
22. A Second Chance reviews
AU What if Zelos had a chance to make things right? MAJOR SPOILERS WARNING
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-3-05 - Zelos W. - Complete
23. The Wild Child reviews
My take on what happens after 'I, Chiro'. Somewhat AU.
Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-15-05 - Complete
24. Man or Monster? reviews
A poem inspired by one of the episodes.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-7-05 - Complete
25. Pirates of the Carribean: Homestar Runner Style! reviews
Join Homestar, Strong Bad, and Marzipan as they stop a bunch of evil cursed pirates! ON HIATUS
Homestar Runner - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 5-4-05
26. Spirited Hearts » reviews
Simply put, this is Spirited Away done with Kingdom Hearts characters. Flames will be used to make smores. NOW COMPLETED!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,927 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 4-30-05 - Published: 7-12-03 - Kairi & Sora - Complete
27. Thriller reviews
A vidfic to the song by Michael Jackson. Rated for general creepiness.
Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-16-05 - Complete
28. Melodies of Life reviews
A vidfic set to Melodies of Life from Final Fantasy IX.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-15-05 - Complete
29. With You reviews
The aftermath of a cruel twist of fate... And those involved feel the pain caused by it... WARNING: MAJOR GAME SPOILERS! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! May also have some OOCness.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-30-05 - Complete
30. The Time Has Come reviews
A songfic set to The Time Has Come from the Pokemon '2BA Master' soundtrack. WARNING: spoilers for the end of the series!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-16-05 - Yūgi M. - Complete
31. Runaway reviews
A companion story to Somewhere I Belong, but slightly different than that one. Set to Linkin Park's Runway in Genis' P.O.V.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-31-05 - Genis S. & Lloyd I. - Complete
32. Deep Thoughts reviews
One character sits and thinks about his friends turning evil.
Shaman King - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-23-05 - Lyserg D. - Complete
33. Shadow Games reviews
A vidfic set to 'Shadow Games' from YuGiOh the Movie.WARNING: May hold spoilers, so read at your own risk.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-9-05 - Complete
34. Serenity reviews
After that fateful duel, Yami thinks about what he's done.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-17-04 - Yami Yūgi
35. Somewhere I Belong reviews
A songfic set to 'Somewhere I Belong' by Linkin Park in Lloyd's P.O.V. May have spoilers, and is rated for some swearing.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-19-04 - Lloyd I. & Genis S. - Complete
36. Whisper reviews
Raimundo faces his inner demons. A vidfic set to Whisper by Evanesecene.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 9-17-04 - Raimundo - Complete
37. Hello reviews
A vidfic set to Hello, by Evanescence.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-16-04 - Danny F. & Sam M. - Complete
38. My Immortal reviews
A vidfic inspired by Evanescence's My Immortal. SPOILERS WARNING
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-23-04 - Tifa L. & Cloud S. - Complete
39. Innocence Lost reviews
A vidfic to Man Research Clapper by Gorillaz. Kinda wierd, but if you listen to the song, it might make some sense.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-3-03 - Jak M. - Complete
40. I Won't Say I'm in Love reviews
A little song fic to I Won't Say I'm in Love from Disney's Hercules. Coupling: JoeyMai
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-26-03 - Mai K. & K. Jounouchi
41. Wake Me Up Inside reviews
Matrix thinks about the things he's done in his past. A song fic to "Bring Me to Life" by Evanescence.
Reboot - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-19-03
42. Cyborg YuGiOh reviews
Seven kids from around the globe are kidnapped by the sinister Dark Shadow organization. Now, they have to fight to protect the world from Dark Shadow's evils! A Cyborg 009 parody. Flames will be fired at Black Ghost's leader.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-10-03
43. If Only Tears Could Bring You Back to Me reviews
A song fic about Ken. May have a bit of OOCness. Set to If Only Tears Could Bring You Back by Midnight Sons.
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-1-03 - Ken I. - Complete
44. In The End reviews
A Songfic to In the End by Linkin Park.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-1-03 - Complete
45. Kingdom Hearts 2: The Next Adventure » reviews
Yaaay! My first Kingdom Hearts Fanfic! Prepare for the greatest adventure yet! If you don't like Mary Sues, then don't read this. Flames will be used to cook brownies.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 5-28-03 - Published: 1-11-03
46. Digimon: Zero Five » reviews
Get ready for the next chapter in the Digimon Saga!
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-26-02 - Published: 11-25-02
47. Pegasus Went Down to Domino reviews
The YuGiOh version of the song The Devil Went Down to Georgia by the Charlie Daniels Band.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-25-02 - Yūgi M. & Pegasus C. - Complete
48. Card Tamers reviews
After Pegasus' defeat, the cards suddenly come to life! Now, with the help of a new friend, Yugi and his pals must save the world once again!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-18-02
49. Serenity's Song reviews
A parody of Hailey's Song by Eminem, with bleepedout curses.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-15-02 - K. Jounouchi - Complete
50. American Pie reviews
I wrote this on September 11. No flames please.
Song Fics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-15-02 - Complete
51. Tears for a Nation » reviews
This is how I think the characters of Yugioh may have acted on September 11, 2001.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 9-1-02 - Published: 5-19-02 - Complete
52. 25 Years Later » reviews
25 years after the Digidestined defeated Apocalymon, their children must stop an new evil...
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-12-02 - Published: 7-27-02
53. Things Get Weird in Nowhere reviews
For the record, this is NOT a copy off of Silioquy Addams' Courage the Cowardly Dog/Gorillaz crossover. This one actulaly has the Gorillaz in it! Rated PG for Murdoc's mouth.
Courage: The Cowardly Dog - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-2-02
54. The Sloth Chronicles reviews
An insight into the past of the evil Dr. Sloth. Kind of a whimsy thing. Don't review if you don't like it.
Neopets - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-12-02 - Complete
55. Face To Face reviews
Songfic to the Daft Punk song Face to Face. for the end of Season 1. NO YAOI!
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-2-02 - Yamato I./Matt & Taichi Y./Tai K. - Complete
56. Digital Love reviews
When Ikki dreams about Erika, what does it mean? My first song fic.
Medabots - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-1-02 - Complete
57. The New Tamers reviews
Another new spinoff by me on the third season.
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-21-02
58. Digimon Tamers from the Future reviews
What happens when the Digimon Tamers' kids appear when they are kids? Read and find out!
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-17-02
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