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since: 03-23-02, id: 188307, Profile Updated: 11-20-09
country: United States
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Author has written 59 stories for Digimon, Yu-Gi-Oh, Medabots, Neopets, Courage: The Cowardly Dog, Song Fics, Legend of Zelda, Kingdom Hearts, Reboot, Jak and Daxter, Final Fantasy VII, Danny Phantom, Xiaolin Showdown, Tales of Symphonia, Ring/Ringu, Shaman King, Anime X-overs, Fire Emblem, Sonic the Hedgehog, Super Robot Monkey Team, Homestar Runner, Batman, Gorillaz, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Ed, Edd n Eddy, Avatar: Last Airbender, Cartoon X-overs, X-overs, X-Men: Evolution, Black Cat, and Heroes.

Hello there, I am Gijinka Renamon, an aspiring writer and full-time otaku. I'd like to improve my writing skills, and writing fanfiction is a good way to do it. It's also supposed to be a fun little hobby, but I've noticed that people tend to take this stuff very seriously. However, I am fine with constructive criticism, so that I may improve my writings. Just go easy on me, okay? I have a fragile ego. Also, I give permission (for anyone who wants to) to MST some of my earlier works, back when I didn't even know what I was doing. Hey, I love a good riffing too, ya know.

Now that that's settled, more about me:

As mentioned previously, I am very fond of anime and certain video games, along with cartoons, comic books, and movies. I also tend to like things other people don't and am trying to be open-minded. So even if you disagree with me on certain things, I respect your opinion, so please respect mine. And if you looked at my old bio, you'll see that a LOT of things bug me/scare me/tick me off, so if you haven't guessed by now, I'm not what you'd call a "people person". But I don't mind chatting with other authors, and would gladly work on stories with anyone who wants to. (And maybe take suggestions for what they'd like to see/add in my stories).

I tend to procrastinate, however, so the stories might take a while...

Pairings I like:

The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Jimmy/Cindy, Sheen/Libby
All Grown Up: Tommy/Kimi
American Dragon Jake Long: Jake/Rose
As Told By Ginger: Darren/Ginger, Carll/Noel
Avatar: The Last Airbender: Aang/Katara, Zuko/Katara, Zuko/Mai, Sokka/Suki, Sokka/Toph, Aang/Toph
Beast Wars: Silverbolt/BlackArachnia
Ben 10: Alien Force: Kevin/Gwen (Don't care for the spin off, but I like this pairing)
Bleach: Ichigo/Rukia, Ichigo/Orohime
Brutal Legend: Eddie/Ophelia
Case Closed: Jimmy/Rachel
Code Lyoko: Ulrich/Yumi, Jeremie/Aelita
Codename Kids Next Door: Numbah 3/Numbah 4, Numbah 2/Numbah 5
Cyborg 009: 009/003
Danny Phantom: Danny/Sam
Digimon: Tai/Sora, Joe/Mimi, TK/Kari, Ken/Yolei, Takato/Rika
Fairly Oddparents: Timmy/Trixie, Timmy/Tootie, Cosmo/Wanda
Final Fantasy VII: Cloud/Tifa, Cloud/Aerith
Final Fantasy IX: Zidane/Garnet
Final Fantasy X: Tidus/Yuna
Fire Emblem: Eliwood/Ninian
Galaxy Railways: Minanu/Louise
Harry Potter: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermoine
Hey Arnold: Arnold/Helga, Gerald/Phoebe
Inuyasha: Inuyasha/Kagome
Kim Possible: Ron/Kim
Kingdom Hearts: Sora/Kairi, Roxas/Namine
The Legend of Zelda: Link/Zelda
Mario games: Mario/Peach, Luigi, Daisy
Naruto: Naruto/Sakura, Naruto/Hinata, Sasuke/Sakura
Oban Star Racers: Jordan/Molly
Phineas and Ferb: Phineas/Isabella, Jeremy/Candice
Pirates of the Carribean: Will/Elizabeth
Recess: TJ/Spinelli
Sonic series (various): Sonic/Amy, Sonic/Sally, Knuckles/Rouge, Shadow/Rouge, Tails/Cosmo, Antoine/Bunnie
Star Fox games: Fox/Krystal
Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go: Chiro/Jinmay, SPRX/Nova
Tales of the Abyss: Luke/Tear
Tales of Symphonia: Lloyd/Colette, Lloyd/Sheena, Zelos/Sheena, Genis/Presea
Tales of Vesperia: Yuri/Estelle
Teen Titans: Robin/Starfire, Robin/Raven, Beast Boy/Terra, Beast Boy/Raven, Kid Flash/Jinx
Total Drama Island/Action: Owen/Izzy, Trent/Gwen, Duncan/Courtney, Geoff/Bridgette
Transformers Animated: Optimus Prime/BlackArachnia
WALL-E: WALL-E/EVE, John/Mary
Wicked: Fieryo/Elphaba
Xaolin Showdown: Raimundo/Kimiko
Yu-Gi-Oh: Yugi/Tea, Joey/Mai
Yu-Gi-Oh GX: Jaden/Alexis

"Crossover Couples" I like:

Jack Spicer (Xaolin Showdown)/Rika Nonaka (Digimon Tamers)
Danny Fenton (Danny Phantom)/ Juniper Lee (The Life & Times of Juniper Lee)
Jimmy Neutron (The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron)/Danni Phantom (Danny Phantom)
Chase Young (Xaolin Showdown)/Azula (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Favorite quotes:

"I reject your reality and substitute my own!" - Adam Savage, Mythbusters

"Kids, don't use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs!"- Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic X

"I like me."- Caboose, Red Vs Blue

“I never use the words humanist or humanitarian, as to be human is to be capable of the worst crimes in nature.”- from Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West by Gregory Maguire

“Ignorance is no excuse. If anything, it itself is a crime.” -Regal Bryant, Tales of Symphonia

“People are unbearable! They don’t listen, except to lies, and they fight all the time and I have had enough!” - from The Search for Delicious by Natalie Babbit

“Unless someone cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it’s not.”- from The Lorax by Dr. Seuss

"My passionate sense of social justice and social responsibility has always contrasted oddly with my pronounced lack of need for direct contact with other human beings and human communities."- Albert Einstein

“Chaos is a friend of mine.”- Bob Dylan

"But I don't want to go among mad people." "Oh you can't help that, we're all mad here."- Alice and the Cheshire Cat, Alice in Wonderland

“Why so serious?” - The Joker (Heath Ledger), The Dark Knight

“All dreams are but another reality. Don’t forget.” - from Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire

“Church, there’s no such thing as ghosts. You’re one of them. You’re an AI. You… are the Alpha.” - Agent Washington, Red VS Blue: Reconstruction

"I never prayed before. I don't even know who I'm prayin' to. Maybe I'm to young to know how the world's supposed to be. But it's not supposed to be this. It can't be this. So... please..." -Huey Freeman, the Boondocks

"People frequently misunderstand serious art because it is often violent and unattractive. I wish the world were a prettier place, but I wouldn’t be honest as a writer if ignored the actual conditions around me.”-Joyce Carol Oates

"If we weren't crazy, we'd all go insane!"- from a bumper sticker

"Some people are alive only because it is illegal to shoot them."- from another bumper sticker

“I love mankind! Its' people I can’t stand!”-Linus, Peanuts

“Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need… roads.” - Doc Brown, Back to the Future

“Space ships are nice, but I think giant robots definitely rule!” - Seina Yamada, Tenchi Muyo GXP

“We’d so make terrible ninjas.” -Chameleon Boy, Legion of Superheroes

"So this is what a psychotic break feels like. Good to know.” - George, from Bob and George

"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun."- Ash, Army of Darkness

"Flash, stop heckling the supervillain!"- Green Lantern, Justice Leauge

"Buenas dias, cockbites. Guess who's back?"- Tex, Red vs Blue

"Everybody says you shouldn't be judgemental, but how can you help it when life is filled with so many idiots?"- Rat, Pearls Before Swine

"Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?" "Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"- Donnie and Frank, Donnie Darko

"When you have insomnia, you are never really asleep, and you're never really asleep."- from Fight Club

"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.”-Optimus Prime

“My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”-from The Princess Bride

"What are you doing?" "I'm speaking to Jose in his native tongue." "Well don't do that." "Why not?" "It makes me feel... left out." "...HUH?!" "Well, I don't speak Spanish." "..." "...Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo..." - Jeff, Peanut and Jose Jalepeno (on a Steek), Jeff Dunham: Arguing With Myself

"'Original' and 'horror movie'? Not these days..."- Strong Sad, from Homestarrunner.com

"Hey! I thought you didn't have a driver's license!" "You don't need a license to drive a sandwich!"- Patrick Star and Spongebob Squarepants, The Spongebob Squarepants Movie

"Even when I'm good, I'm still bad!"- Blackarachnia, Beast Wars

"...We're gonna need a bigger boat."- from Jaws

"YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! YOU BLEW IT ALL TO... wait. Hope I didn't do this."- Coop, Megas XLR

"Alons-y!"- The Doctor

"It's 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." "Hit it."- Elwood and Jake Blues, The Blues Brothers

"Shove it. You know where."- Yuri Volte Hyuga, Shadow Hearts Covenant

"DECAPATATIOOOOOONNN!!"- Eddie Riggs, Brutal Legend

"Uh-oh." "Don't tell me, we're about to go over a huge waterfall." "Yep." "sharp rocks at the bottom?" "Most likely." "Bring it on... BOOYEEAAH!!"- Pacha and Kuzco, The Emperor's New Groove

"GET DOWN!" "No!" "GET DOWN!" "No, no! Parakeet!" "DID YOU JUST SAY PARAKEET?"- Strong Mad and Strong Sad, from Homestarrunner.com

"It's my first stab at cliched villany. How am I doing?"- David Xanatos, Gargoyles

"With insomnia, nothing is real. Everything is just a copy of a copy of a copy."- from Fight Club

"Just this once, Rose, everyone lives!"- The Doctor, Doctor Who "The Doctor Dances"

"Redeemers? We're the Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force." "GO!"- Chiro and Otto, Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go

"You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"- The Joker (Jack Nicholson), Batman

"I want a lawyer! I want my phone call! I want a cheese sandwich!"- Harley Quinn, Batman the Animated Series

“Who wants to be normal?!”-Ben Tennyson, Ben 10: Secret of the Omnitrix

"Ray, if someone asks if you are a god, you say YES!"- Wintson Zeddmore, Ghostbusters

"Red, red, red. Does my outfit really stand out that much?"- Lloyd Irving, Tales of Symphonia

"Oh no... I broke history."-Hiro Nakamura, Heroes

“I like wearing a tuxedo when I kill people; it makes me feel like James Bond.”-Brock Sampson, the Venture Brothers

"Mike broke the Hubble! Mike broke the Hubble!"- Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot, Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

“Extremism makes things so inconvenient.”-Opus, Bloom County

"Django, I really appreciate this." "What, the offer to join us?" "No... (eyes narrow) You sticking out your hand like an idiot."- El Tigre and Django of the Dead, El Tigre

“The only thing more pathetic than Indians on TV is Indians watching Indians on TV.”-from the movie Smoke Signals

“Ah yes, a rag-tag band of heroes… the evil overlord’s greatest weakness.”-George, from Bob and George

"...Evil beware, we have waffles."- Raven, Teen Titans

"Less talky, more hitty!"- Hawkgirl, Justice League Unlimited

"Hey, where am I? (Pulls out a pair of binoculars) ...Waves? ...Hula girls! ...Pineapples? ...Hula girls! ...Surfboards? ...Hula girls! ...Hula girls! ...Hula girls!"- Freakazoid

"Zim, the machien says that the only career that you are suitable for is-" "Yes, yes, Lord of Humans! I will rule you all with an iron fist!" "No Zim, the machine has assigned you a career is fast food preparation." "Then I will make fast food with an iron fist! (points at another student) You! Obey the fist!" - Ms. Bitters and Zim, Invader Zim

"Dude! Get your butt out of my face!" "Can't move... deal with it!"- Puppet Beast Boy and Robin, Teen Titans

"Just keep swimming! Just keep swimming! Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming..."- Dory, Finding Nemo

“It’s hard to be serious when you’re naked!”-Garfield

"Is this a battle or a brunch?" -Seina Yamada, Tenchi Muyo GXP

"Sssshhh! My yeast is rising!" "...Nutloaf, Ed?"- Ed and Double D, Ed, Edd n' Eddy

"What's the point of being a diety if you can't smite people?"- Epsilon-Church, Red VS Blue: Recreation

"Son! You'd better not be summoning the walking dead up there!" "I'm not, Dad! And I said I was sorry!"- Professor Membrane and Dib, Invader Zim

"Jumpin' gyros! Optimus sure gets used to a new body fast!" "Well, what'd you expect? He changes 'em often enough!" (Cue rimshot) - Cheetor and Rattrap, Beast Wars

"Feel the pain... of those inferior beings... as you burn in hell!" - Kratos Aurion, Tales of Symphonia

"Who the HELL do you think I am?!" - Kamina, Tenga Toppen Gurren Lagann

"I never want to see another naked man again." (Cut a stampede of naked guys rushing past) "...Don't look at me, I ain't biting no more butts."- Mulan and Mushu, Mulan

"Why'd you bring that ugly, mishapen stick?""She organized the protest party!" "Not Marzipan! ...Though, that's a pretty good one, gotta remember that..."- Strong Bad and Homestar Runner, Strong Bad's Cool Game for Awesome People Episode 2: Strongbadia the Free

"A hero is a hero, but everyone loves a good villain."- Ferb, Phineas and Ferb

"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubble gum!"- from They Live

"PASTAAAAAAAAA!"- (Northern) Italy, Axis Powers Hetalia

"But Invader's blood marches through my veins like radioactive rubber pants! Do not ignore my veins!"- Zim, Invader Zim

"Woohoo! I've been imprisoned on almost every continent! Now all I have to do is kill a penguin!"- Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

"Who you gonna call?" "Co-coco!" "They've been out of business for years!"- Wilt and Coco, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

"Slide on the soap. Slide on the soap. Slide on the soap. Slide on the soap."- Ed, Ed Edd & Eddy

"...Wow, he's nuttier than squirrel poop!"- Frieda Suarez, El Tigre

"I am not a fruit, no matter what anyone says!"- James, Pokemon

"Sir, I think you've gone mad with power." "Of course I have! You ever try going mad without power? It's boring, no one will listen to you."-from The Simpsons Movie

"I put the fires out!" "You made them worse!" "Worse, or better?"- Zim and Tallest Purple, Invader Zim

“If people were meant to pop out of bed, we’d all sleep in toasters.”-Garfield

"No more rhymes, now, I mean it!" "Anybody want a peanut?" "GAAAAH!" - Vinzetti and Fezzik, The Princess Bride

"I am not a thing! My name is Leonard Church, and you will fear my laser face!"- Epsilon-Church, Red VS Blue: Recreation

"HERE... COME... THE DRUMS!"- The Master, Doctor Who

"If you wake up in a different time, a different place, could you wake up as a different person?"- from Fight Club

"You do know that was crazy." "Well, sometimes crazy works." - Optimus Primal and Rattrap, Beast Wars

"Don't hesitate. When the time comes, just act!”-Wolf O’Donnel, Star Fox Assault

"What we have here is a failure of conscience."- from Megatokyo

"NOTHING CAN PROTECT YOU FROM ME! NOT MEN! NOT WEAPONS! NOT ARMOR!"- Alex Mercer, Prototype

"When it goes off, I'll be fine. It only affects computers, remember? And I... am a motherf--ing ghost."- Church, Red VS Blue: Reconstruction

"...and maybe there are forces in this universe we don't understand. But I stilll believe we make our own miracles."- Huey Freeman, the Boondocks

"So, until we meet again, stay gold. ...Bang..." T.O.M., Toonami

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I have ASPERGER SYNDROME so I MUST be a reclusive weirdo.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST hate gay people.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

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1. Kingdom Cartoon Hearts reviews
Dan and his friends dreamed of seeing other worlds, but never in their wildest dreams did they ever imagine an adventure like this... My second attempt at a Kingdom Hearts parody, hopefully this one will turn out better.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-9-09
2. Heroes: The Cellblock Tango reviews
The so-called 'Six Merry Murderesses' tell their stories of love, betrayal, anger, and revenge. Rated to be on the safe side.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-12-09 - Complete
3. Gijinka Renamon's SubShadow Emissary » reviews
When a dark force threatens the world, only a rag-tag band of fighters can rise to the challenge and defeat it.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-31-09 - Published: 2-19-09
4. Gijinka Renamon's Beauty and the Beast » reviews
A handsome prince is put under a terrible curse, and the only one who can free him is a beautiful maiden. But will love overcome the curse? Comments and helpful criticism welcomed.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,510 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-28-09 - Published: 9-15-08
5. Sari and Sonic reviews
He was a hostile alien experiment. She was a lonely little girl. When the two of them meet, neither of their worlds will ever be the same.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-20-08
6. Anime Hearts: Link of Memory reviews
After locking Anime Hearts, Kaneda and the Elric brothers find themselves in a mysterious castle, which may hold many great untold secrets...at the cost of their own memories. Summary pending
Anime X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-11-08
7. Anime Hearts » reviews
Join Shotaro Kaneda and the Elric brothers as they fight the Heartless and uncover their secrets... COMPLETE!
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,164 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 8-8-08 - Published: 2-14-05 - Complete
8. Gijinka Renamon's Danny reviews
A halfa boy goes on a quest with some unlikely allies to save a princess for a cruel king, only to fall in love in the process. Please read and review, but no flaming.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-29-08
9. The Cat's Luck reviews
Poor Train is having a very bad day. Set between episodes 13 and 14.
Black Cat - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-20-08 - Complete
10. The Fallen Hero reviews
When a heart falls to darkness, there will always be someone who suffers.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-15-08 - Judai Y. - Complete
11. Advent Children: XMen Evolution Style » reviews
Simply put, this is a parody of Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children with XMen: Evo characters.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,214 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-19-07 - Published: 4-30-07
12. 1999 reviews
A parody of Bowling for Soup's song 1985.
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-17-07 - Complete
13. Good Riddance Time of your Life reviews
A vidfic for the end of the series, using the song by Green Day.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-17-07 - Complete
14. Arthaladdin » reviews
An ordinary street rat comes across a magic crystal ball containing a powerful genie that will chnage his life forever... My first Disney parody, so please go easy on me.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,434 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-1-07 - Published: 3-25-07
15. Never Let You Go reviews
A songlike poem based of a certain event in Fire Emblem: The Blazing Sword.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-8-07 - Complete
16. No Sympathy for the Wicked reviews
[Season 2 Finale Spoilers] Zuko has a moment of comtemplation. Rated for safety.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-3-06 - Zuko - Complete
17. The Last Halloween reviews
A certain character we rarely see meets with one wellknown skeleton. Summary stinks, I know.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-31-06 - Complete
18. Introspective reviews
Zane muses on his past, and his future. Rated just to be sure.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-21-06 - Ryo M. - Complete
19. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past » reviews
A novelized version of the comic The Legend of Zelda A Link to the Past. This takes a long time to do, so be patient.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,471 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-24-06 - Published: 12-15-02 - Link
20. Gone, but Not Forgotten reviews
A sad tale based off El Manana. Rated for safety.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-5-06 - Complete
21. The New Digidestined » reviews
An evil force is corrupting Digimon, and it's up to a new group of Digidestined to stop it... ON HIATUS, no lonmger taking applications.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 8-7-05 - Published: 8-1-05
22. A Second Chance reviews
AU What if Zelos had a chance to make things right? MAJOR SPOILERS WARNING
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-3-05 - Zelos W. - Complete
23. The Wild Child reviews
My take on what happens after 'I, Chiro'. Somewhat AU.
Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-15-05 - Complete
24. Man or Monster? reviews
A poem inspired by one of the episodes.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-7-05 - Complete
25. Pirates of the Carribean: Homestar Runner Style! reviews
Join Homestar, Strong Bad, and Marzipan as they stop a bunch of evil cursed pirates! ON HIATUS
Homestar Runner - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 5-4-05
26. Spirited Hearts » reviews
Simply put, this is Spirited Away done with Kingdom Hearts characters. Flames will be used to make smores. NOW COMPLETED!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,927 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 4-30-05 - Published: 7-12-03 - Kairi & Sora - Complete
27. Thriller reviews
A vidfic to the song by Michael Jackson. Rated for general creepiness.
Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-16-05 - Complete
28. Melodies of Life reviews
A vidfic set to Melodies of Life from Final Fantasy IX.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-15-05 - Complete
29. With You reviews
The aftermath of a cruel twist of fate... And those involved feel the pain caused by it... WARNING: MAJOR GAME SPOILERS! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! May also have some OOCness.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-30-05 - Complete
30. The Time Has Come reviews
A songfic set to The Time Has Come from the Pokemon '2BA Master' soundtrack. WARNING: spoilers for the end of the series!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-16-05 - Yūgi M. - Complete
31. Runaway reviews
A companion story to Somewhere I Belong, but slightly different than that one. Set to Linkin Park's Runway in Genis' P.O.V.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-31-05 - Genis S. & Lloyd I. - Complete
32. Deep Thoughts reviews
One character sits and thinks about his friends turning evil.
Shaman King - Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-23-05 - Lyserg D. - Complete
33. Shadow Games reviews
A vidfic set to 'Shadow Games' from YuGiOh the Movie.WARNING: May hold spoilers, so read at your own risk.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-9-05 - Complete
34. Serenity reviews
After that fateful duel, Yami thinks about what he's done.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-17-04 - Yami Yūgi
35. A Suprising Ending reviews
Just a different take on the movie's ending. AU, I guess.
Ring/Ringu - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-9-04 - Complete
36. Somewhere I Belong reviews
A songfic set to 'Somewhere I Belong' by Linkin Park in Lloyd's P.O.V. May have spoilers, and is rated for some swearing.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-19-04 - Lloyd I. & Genis S. - Complete
37. Whisper reviews
Raimundo faces his inner demons. A vidfic set to Whisper by Evanesecene.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 9-17-04 - Raimundo - Complete
38. Hello reviews
A vidfic set to Hello, by Evanescence.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-16-04 - Danny F. & Sam M. - Complete
39. My Immortal reviews
A vidfic inspired by Evanescence's My Immortal. SPOILERS WARNING
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-23-04 - Tifa L. & Cloud S. - Complete
40. Innocence Lost reviews
A vidfic to Man Research Clapper by Gorillaz. Kinda wierd, but if you listen to the song, it might make some sense.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-3-03 - Jak M. - Complete
41. I Won't Say I'm in Love reviews
A little song fic to I Won't Say I'm in Love from Disney's Hercules. Coupling: JoeyMai
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-26-03 - Mai K. & K. Jounouchi
42. Wake Me Up Inside reviews
Matrix thinks about the things he's done in his past. A song fic to "Bring Me to Life" by Evanescence.
Reboot - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-19-03
43. Cyborg YuGiOh reviews
Seven kids from around the globe are kidnapped by the sinister Dark Shadow organization. Now, they have to fight to protect the world from Dark Shadow's evils! A Cyborg 009 parody. Flames will be fired at Black Ghost's leader.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-10-03
44. If Only Tears Could Bring You Back to Me reviews
A song fic about Ken. May have a bit of OOCness. Set to If Only Tears Could Bring You Back by Midnight Sons.
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-1-03 - Ken I. - Complete
45. In The End reviews
A Songfic to In the End by Linkin Park.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-1-03 - Complete
46. Kingdom Hearts 2: The Next Adventure » reviews
Yaaay! My first Kingdom Hearts Fanfic!! Prepare for the greatest adventure yet! If you don't like Mary Sues, then don't read this. Flames will be used to cook brownies.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 5-28-03 - Published: 1-11-03
47. Digimon: Zero Five » reviews
Get ready for the next chapter in the Digimon Saga!!!
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-26-02 - Published: 11-25-02
48. Pegasus Went Down to Domino reviews
The YuGiOh version of the song The Devil Went Down to Georgia by the Charlie Daniels Band.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 11-25-02 - Yūgi M. & Pegasus C. - Complete
49. Card Tamers reviews
After Pegasus' defeat, the cards suddenly come to life! Now, with the help of a new friend, Yugi and his pals must save the world once again!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-18-02
50. Serenity's Song reviews
A parody of Hailey's Song by Eminem, with bleepedout curses.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Parody/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-15-02 - K. Jounouchi - Complete
51. American Pie reviews
I wrote this on September 11. No flames please.
Song Fics - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-15-02 - Complete
52. Tears for a Nation » reviews
This is how I think the characters of Yugioh may have acted on September 11, 2001.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 9-1-02 - Published: 5-19-02 - Complete
53. 25 Years Later » reviews
25 years after the Digidestined defeated Apocalymon, their children must stop an new evil...
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-12-02 - Published: 7-27-02
54. Things Get Weird in Nowhere reviews
For the record, this is NOT a copy off of Silioquy Addams' Courage the Cowardly Dog/Gorillaz crossover. This one actulaly has the Gorillaz in it! Rated PG for Murdoc's mouth.
Courage: The Cowardly Dog - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-2-02
55. The Sloth Chronicles reviews
An insight into the past of the evil Dr. Sloth. Kind of a whimsy thing. Don't review if you don't like it.
Neopets - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-12-02 - Complete
56. Face To Face reviews
Songfic to the Daft Punk song Face to Face. for the end of Season 1. NO YAOI!
Digimon - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-2-02 - Yamato I./Matt & Taichi Y./Tai K. - Complete
57. Digital Love reviews
When Ikki dreams about Erika, what does it mean? My first song fic.
Medabots - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-1-02 - Complete
58. The New Tamers reviews
Another new spinoff by me on the third season.
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-21-02
59. Digimon Tamers from the Future reviews
What happens when the Digimon Tamers' kids appear when they are kids? Read and find out!
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-17-02
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