Hi!! I usually don't publish, but I added two oneshots yesterday. Check them out and help me improve them!

(And yes. I overuse exclamation points. !!)

Pen name: Damage Report

Real name: Kelly

Status:Cookie

Age: 16

Means of communication:email

Favorite ff types: Humor with a touch of romance.

Favorite Youtuber: Shanedawsontv and Whatthebuck and Sxephil (He's definitely not sexy~)

Favorite song: Belle of the Boulevard by Dashboard Confessional, Someday by Rob Tomas

Favorite Artist: Lily Allen

Favorite Manga: GinTama by Sorachi Hideaki

Appearance: Short. Asian. Smiling.

Pet Peeve: When someone rates my writing low without giving me a reason/ correcting anything.

Motto: Life would be so much easier if I knew how to fly. You know, metaphorically. (While I was typing "fly", I accidentally typed "fuck")

I'm not much of a writer, unless you count the occasional AP prompt in school. Then I have to be a writer because I have stereotypical Asian parents. Let me tell you. Every stereotype you've heard about immigrant Asian parents, for the most part, true. They expect you to be Stephen Hawking or Steve Jobs; they expect you to be the next Miss America; they expect you to have lots of friends; they expect you to be compassionate. They expect that you stay at home all the times, unless they're leaving with you. Hell, they even expect you to be gorgeous! It's tiring!! It's a wonder I'm not bleeding from my wrists right now! And have you ever been an Asian parents' favorite? Well, those expectations are doubly so for me. I would probably get yelled at for having a Fan Fiction account and actually using it to publish. True story: I brought home a 3.7 GPA. I got an HALF AN HOUR lecture on not trying my best or, my personal favorite, living up to my potential. And Asian immigrants are the most racist and bigotted people you will probably meet. Well, besides white supremacists.And they are not above smacking you around Even now, when someone even reaches towards me, I flinch. I guess the reason I love my favorite song so much is because I identify with it. Moving on, this is not a sob story. Gah! I'm such a pity-evoking rambler! Don't mind me; I'll have my revenge on society soon enough. So...yeah. Read my stories and review or I might fall into depression and kill myself. _

Stories

His Face A oneshot crossover. It's a parody, so even if it's a bit serious, it's supposed to be funny. Please laugh at it!

On a Condition Something that actually happened to me, if not all on the same day. And make no mistake: Half of my class goes to the library after school to work.

Starts with Goodbye Something my Pandora inspired.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in.If you are part of the five percent who aren't,copy this,and paste it to your profile,and add your name to this list.AnimeKittyCafe,Hyperactivly Bored,Gem W,Bara-Minamino,Yavie Aelinel,Crazy Billie Joe loving freak,shadow929,The astrology Nerd,brown-eyed angelofmusic,piratesswriter/fairy to be,The gypsy-pirate queen,watching-wishing-waiting,100- Harry- Potter-,Dark Hershey, Kitsuru, DamageReport

If you've ever pulled a door that says push, or pushed a door that said pull, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have OORFS (Over Obsessive Rabid Fangirl Syndrome) And proud of it, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you never want to change, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. (except I'm not crazy, I'm INSANE!)

Can you fill this out without lying? You've been tagged, so now you need to answer all the questions HONESTLY.

1. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?

Special K cereal with all the fixings. (that just means milk)

2. Where was your profile picture taken?

from the web

3. Can you play Guitar Hero?

of course, but while majorly sucking at it.

4. Name someone who made you laugh today.

Aminah, dear

5. How late did you stay up last night and why?

one something in the morning. reading in bed.

6. If you could move somewhere else, would you?

of course

7. Ever been kissed under fireworks?

no :(

8. Which of your friends lives closest to you?

pretty sure its adrienne

9. Do you believe exs can be friends?

of course

10. How do you feel about Dr Pepper?

that you need a doctor after drinking it. a surgeon to amputate your tongue and a psychiatrist for a psych consult to see if you're suicidal

11. When was the last time you cried really hard?

after verbal abuse

12. Who took your profile picture?

well, as i stated before i found it on a website so...

13. Who was the last person you took a picture of?

Adrienne. we had just put make up on her

14. Was yesterday better than today?

majorly. no saturday school

15. Can you live a day without TV?

of course...on tuesdays, saturdays, and maybe friday

16. Are you upset about anything?

as always @_@

17. Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?

a DUHH statement

18. Are you a bad influence?

at times, maybe. pretty much depends :)

19. Night out or night in?

deff, night out

20. What items could you not go without during the day?

some one to poke me awake

21. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?

never

22. What does the last text message in your cell phone inbox say?

damn chain mail

23. How do you feel about your life right now?

in the sounds of my bff Richard, Blegh

24. Do you hate any one?

with a passion unknown to me otherwise

25. If we were to look in your inbox, what would we find?

ff updates. i still use email, even if that makes me OLD FASHIONED

26. Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass?

no, because of...poppy seed muffins...the giant...costco ones!

27. Has anyone ever called you perfect before?

yes, albeit sarcastically

28. What song is stuck in your head?

Defying Gravity, the Kurt version on Glee

29. Someone knocks on your window at 2:00 a.m, who do you want it to be?

Someone with a gun so I can shoot them for waking me up at two in the freakin' morning.

30. Do you want to have grandkids before you’re 50?

hopefully, if my kid is not under aged.

31. Name something you have to do tomorrow.

sleep

32. Do you think too much or too little?

too much.

33. Do you smile a lot?

haha, favorite activity :D