Age: That's for me to know and you to never find out :D

Where I live: In the Universe

Gender: I'M A GIRL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!! jeez...

Place of birth: A hospital

About me:

I Like Pie, I'm unusually VERY hyper- ish, and I'm a complete and total band geek. I love chocolate, anime/manga, books (ex:Harry Potter, Twilight, Blue is for Magic, etc.), anything with hot vampires (See Twilight before), music, and writing. I'm also very weird (obviously) and I DIDN'T LOSE MY BRAIN!!
I sold it on E-bay

Avatar: My two main OC's. Ember (in the pink with brown hair) from New World, Big Trouble and Mica from Bending Chantments.

"I know I'm not perfect,
and don't intend to be,
but before you start pointing fingers,
make sure your hands are clean."
-Bob Marley

My FAVORITE line in the twilight series:
"Marry me first."
-Edward Cullen (his condition to turn Bella into a Vampire)

Retard: What's the Enterprise?
Me and friends: SHAME UPON YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY!! SLAP!!
- One day in Science

Me: BANAGOS ARE AWESOME!!
Friend: What are banagos?
Me: Idk my bff Jill...
Friend: My names not Jill...
Me: Yes but no one said you weren't!
Friend: Good point.
- Randomness on a Band Trip

My friend (lets call her Bob!) steals another friends (hmmm... Larry!) cell phone, Bob texts Larry's boyfriend and told him that she (pretending to be Larry) loves him.
Larry gets mad at Bob and Texts her boyfriend to tell him that Bob stole her phone, this is how the conversation went down:
Larry: your not mad are you?
Larry's BF: No, rather quite amused accualy...
Me and Bob: -shakes head- Only you... Only you would date a guy who would say that...

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If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

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If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you cried when Steve Irwin died, copy and paste this in your profile

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, v i x u n d e r m y b e d, MegaKiraraLover/MKL (go us geeky/nerdy kids!), XxWierdchikxX

like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you want to annoy someone just for the heck of it, copy & paste this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you know a video game character or video game weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), organization-mischeif15 (sighs so emarassing... I'm such a clutz.), Your Sweet Suicide (several times a day!), MegaKiraraLover/MKL (yay, fellow idiotic clutzes that have no coordination! GO US!!), XxWierdchikxX (coordination is for loosers!!)

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says it's my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry," I scream
But it's now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh, please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

Please help spread awareness that not all children are as happy as they appear. Even if they're not in the movies, humans can be excellent actors and go to unimaginable lengths to conceal pain and betrayal. Copy and paste this to your profile if you think child abuse is wrong

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, v i x u n d e r m y b e d, MegaKiraraLover/MKL (go us geeky/nerdy kids!), XxWierdchikxX

If you cried when Steve Irwin died, copy and paste this in your profile

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, v i x u n d e r m y b e d, MegaKiraraLover/MKL (go us geeky/nerdy kids!), XxWierdchikxX

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. If weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (they did in the 80's)

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other that no one else gets, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

if you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile

If you think that anime should rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! Sasuke's Baby Girl93, MegaKiraraLover (MKL)(dude, totally), XxWierdchikxX

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

Bad spellers of the world UNITE! If you are a bad speller and proud of it copy this to your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile. (i may not be homo, but i have friends who are--don't hate, peeps! please, just don't hate 'cause of what someone does in the bedroom! would you hate someone who was strait just because of who they are? or maybe you hate animal-lovers who wish to cuddle an animal (not in a weird way, i mean)? i don't think being preferable to someone of the same sex is wrong! done rambling, okay, move on.)

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

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If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Here are 25 ways to annoy your parents

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. Pretend to have amnesia.

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Say all of the words in a film.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!"

11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"

12. Talk to a pen.

13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.

14. Try and climb the wall.

15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT SNOG YOU!"

16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.

17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"

18. Eat your hair.

19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."

20. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!"

21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!"

22. Pretend to be a phone.

23. Try to swim in the floor.

24. Tap on their door all night

25. When they say a word from a song you know burst into that song

things to annoy your parents even more:

1. take their car keys and put them somewhere else, and when they ask you about it, say "maybe a ghost took it"

2. get a pinata made to look like them

3. when they ask you what their doing, say "existing"

4. whenever they tell you something say "oh my god, no way"

5. when they say the name of a store, say their slogan or sing their song.

6. pretened to vaccum with your imaginary vaccum (don't forget to make noises)

7. when the phone rings, yell at it " HELLO? HELLO? I CAN HEAR YOU! HELLO?

8. put a mouse trap infront of the computer mouse.

9. ask your parent a question, then the next day ask it again, and the next day, etc. until you forget

10. when they yell at you, tell them to use their inside voice.

11. have all of your friends call you in one night. (it really works. i tried this one!! X3)

12. wear a turtle neck and follo them around saying "turtle turtle"

13. speak to them in another language (if you don't know any, either make one up, or use baka(idiot))

14. wear a bucket on your head (i know someone who did it and it works really well)

15. sing everything you say

16. draw a face on a balloon and call it wilson and carry it around, constantly talking to it.

17. fall in love with a wine bottle

18. when their friends come over pretend to be drunk with your wine bottle spouse

You know you live in 2009 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they
don't
have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace/Fanfiction.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just
pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Have a key, walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!!

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get inspired to write at random moments through the day put this on your profile.

I'm The Kind of Girl who would...

I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apoligizes.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather act stupid than smart.

I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life. (JASPER HALE and EDWARD CULLEN !!)

I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it.

Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.

Thou shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

Thou shalt have thy opinions but shalt not insult pairings. Thou shalt avoid them if thou hates them.

Thou shalt keep an open mind about stories even if thou despise the pairing.

Thou shalt paste this in thy profile

Check out my dragon eggs, yo... :P http://dragcave.net/view/3uRa"> src="http://dragcave.net/image/3uRa.gif

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