WHAT IS A JESSI?

A Jessi is me. I am a Jessi, the one and only, strange and beautiful Jessi Ray! I just recently got into writing fanfiction, and it was mainly my love of the Xenosaga games that got me there. But anyway I'm not really a writer, I like to draw and design more. My dream job is to be a video game character designer, but until then I pursue graphic design. I write fanfiction because it's fun. Oxymoron is a literary contradiction. Like an innocent criminal or a bitter sweet flavor. Basically it's too opposing things in a description. And since I can be very contridictory myself, and there is only one of me, I picked The Original Oxymoron to be my email adress a long time ago. And now I use it here. I also like to abrivate it as TOO sometimes in my author notes.

Stories:

Currently, I'm only working on one project which is a Final Fantasy X and Xenosaga crossover called Virgin Planet. It's my first fic, and I'm working hard on it so please read and review!

List of Stories:
-Virgin Planet:
Basically a "what if" fic. The Xenosaga characters join in on FFX's plot and folow the main party in efforts to try and get home. There will be lots of twist and I'm trying to make it hard to predict the ultimate end, so please read it if you like both of those games.

Favorite Pairings:
Tidus x Yuna
Jr. x Momo
Albedo x Jr.
Albedo x Momo x Jr
KOS-MOS x Shion
chaos x KOS-MOS
Sora x Riku x Kairi
Roxas x Axel x Namine
L x Light x Misa
Matsuda x Misa (lol)
Matt x Mello
Gaignun x Shion
Kratos x Raine
Zelos x everyone
Richter x Emil
Genis x Presea
Shizuma x Nagisa

Favorite Anime/Manga:
OMG I feel so out dated... uhh:
-FLCL
-Death Note
-Full Metal Alchemist
-OHSHC
-Strawberry Panic (Thanks to cat for that one!)

Favorite videogames:
Xenosagaaaaaaaaaaaaa : D
Final Fantasy X
Tales of Symphonia
Okami
Legend of Zelda
Super Smash Bros
Final Fantasy XII
Wild Arms 4
Kingdom Hearts

Characters of Epic Win:
KOS-MOS
Albedo (cat hates him but idc : ) lunitics pwn)
Waka (Okami, NOT ffx)
Issun
Alice (ToS2)
Alice (Twilight)
Jr.
Haruko
L
Tidus
Yuna
Rikku
Auron
Baltheir
Fran
Roxas
Riku
Namine
Orgy XIII (could not resist)
Gaignun
Citrine
Arnuad!!
Kratos (ToS)
Shizuma
Matt (Death Note)
Amaterasu
Linebeck
Midna
Sheena
Raine
Richter

12 of your favorite video game characters (in no particular order) and answer some questions! (I saw this PURE GREATNESS on Albedo's Jerusalem's page and HAD to do it!)

1) Albedo

2) Kratos (ToS, NOT God of War.)

3) Yuna

4) KOS-MOS

5) Issun

6) Midna

7) Alice (ToS 2)

8) Arnuad

9) Roxas

10) Fran

11) Waka (Okami)

12) Jr.

1. Have you ever read a six/eleven fic before?

Midna and Waka. Well Midna would be calling Waka an idiot all the time and he would be shouting out random prophacies for the future. RANDOMLY. Midna is kind of easily annoyed, so I think Waka would get on her nerves. As for Waka, idk he seems like he would try and be super romantic, since you know he's a flamboyant french speaking japanese prophet with a blade named after foreplay. He doesn't show it much but he's definiately got some romance/sexuality in him.

2. Do you think Four is hot? If so, how hot?

Ohhhh yes. Hottest andriod ever.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

ROFL. Jr. impregnating Arnuad?

Arnaud: THIS IS NOT LOGICALLY POSIBLE! D: WTF!
Jr.: Get over it sissy, you're ganna have my baby so quit wining. Didn't you say you were the Adult in this relationship?
Arnaud: Uhhh not any more! panics
Jr.: What a wuss. He wasn't even that good in bed either. pfffttt
Arnaud: I HEARD THAT! My surpirior logic is great in bed and YOU KNOW IT!

4. Do you recall any fics about Nine?

None in particular, but I know I've skimed some fics about Roxas

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Kratos and Midna? I don't think so. Kratos can't love, and Midna is one of those tough go get 'em girls/imps/princesses of twilight. But maybe under the right circumstances.

6. Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic

The only two FF characters on my list end up together... here we go:

High summoner Yuna is living a happy peaceful life as a gullwing until one day the celcious is hijacked by sky pirates. There she meets an enigmatic viera named Fran, and her supposed lover Baltheir. However, when Yuna is alone in a holding room with the viera, things heat up. Could it be bunny love?

My god that was terrible. Leave me alone with two hot gaming chicks and I write a lemon. XD

7. Is there such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Albedo x Arnuad?! HAHAHAHAH Arnuad is a sissy. He would run away screaming, for realz. Then again, they both have that love for knowledge and such so maybe that could be their common ground? Like maybe Arnuad would want to help Albedo? idk.

8. Would anyone on your friends list ever write a Two/Four/Five?

Kratos/KOS-MOS/Issun would be hard core. HAHAHAH That would be awesome. Issun would be like "Mannn she may be robotic, but that chick is STACKED!" and Kratos would probably value her for her fighting skills. And Kossy, being Kossy, would be indiferent unless the two got in a fight then she would turn into Mary Kossy and stop them. As for who would write this, Tylida would be my best bet because she's played all of those games. Cat probably wouldn't... she isn't much for that stuff and hasn't played ToS or Okami. I'm not sure about Sadaytion, but nothing indicates to me that she would.

9. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Albedo/Midna/Jr.: Warning: This is going to be extremely disterbing, weird, and hot at the same time.

10. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?

Fran/Kratos?:

"Hey there angel boy, you look a little loney tonight."

That was totally OCC and baaaad

11. Cuter Couple: Five/Nine or Ten/Twelve?

Issun/Roxas or Fran/Jr.? WTF? XDD Those are two of the weirdest pairings, but I'm going with Fran and Jr., because Issun is womonizing bug, and Roxas is a semi-emo nobody. I think Jr., at least would be attracted to Fran. I mean who's NOT attracted to Fran? I think Fran would be indiferent though, their personalities don't match up. Fran and Gaignun would be interesting, on a side note, just seeing how Gaignun is a secret pimp.

12. What would six say if they saw eight and three kissing?

Midna sees Arnuad and Yuna kissing...

"Sheesh get a room."

13. How would you feel if eleven died?

If Waka died, it would be a national TRAGITY. D: I think I would die from a lack of... WAKANESS!

14. Which is a more disturbing pair? One/Four or One/Seven?

Albedo and KOS-MOS or Albedo and Alice... OMG I LOVE BOTH OF THOSE. I've actually thought about writing for both... in some weird slashish way. I mean Albedo and KOS-MOS are the two most badass people in xenosaga and Albedo and Alice are both crazy sadist. Plus Alice is a Loli... which Albedo would definately like. He'd like her whips too no doubt.

15. Would Eight ever want to kill Five?

Arnuad would want to kill Issun if he thought he was a bug in his bathtub. He get's in the tub, sees Issun and freaks out, and steps on him. He peels him off of his foot, old timey cartoon style and Issun get's pissed off and whacks him on the head.

16. Would Four or Nine ever get sad if Twelve got run over by a car?

KOS-MOS is kind of a tough one. She knows Jr., and is one of his companions but at the same time she is very cold... I think she would be sad, and but not show it unless she reverted to Mary Kosmos... then she would. Roxas would probably care, but being a nobody he wouldn't linger on it for long. On a side note, Jr. is way too cool to be hit by a car. That's a really lame death.

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "

Albedo and Alice are in a happy relationship until Roxas runs off with KOS-MOS. Albedo, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Waka and a brief unhappy affair with Jr., then follows the wise advice of Issun and finds true love with Yuna.

ROFL. That was great. Alice and Albedo, as I explained earlier are almost perfection together because they're both demanding sadist who enjoy pain. Roxas and KOS-MOS...? That's a little weird I admit, but I'd still entertain the idea. HOT ONE NIGHT STAND WITH WAKA?! That's just greatness in a can! I mean French Mixing Lunitic x French Mixing Flamboyant Prophet is just MADE OF WIN. I should write a fic with that... And I could also see Jr. Easily being his unhappy affair. I'm Albedo x Jr. all the way, but Jr. would try and push him away and he would get tired of it. I could see Issun giving the wise advice of "Quit dating guys and get yourself a stacked sexy mama like that summoner chick who lives down the road. She has great mellons!" At which point Albedo is attracted to Yuna's innocence (not nessisarily her melons) and she wants to help him with his mind and other issues, but still loves him for the crazy maniac he is.

THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL! plots