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since: 03-31-09, id: 1885538, Profile Updated: 09-28-09
country: United States
Author has written 33 stories for Desperate Housewives, and Melrose Place.

You scream louder than fiction and you get down on your knees and tear open your heart so I can love you and your disease.

Welcome: You can call me Sydney, Sydknee, CattfishCadd, and Katherine. I've been walking this Earth for fifteen years. I drink. Shhh. Don't tell the cops. =) I love red heads like Marcia Cross, Anneliese Van Der Pol, Kate Walsh, and Amy Adams. I write FANFICS, hoe! Read 'um. Yes, I date chickas, got a problem? I completely obsess over Marcia Cross. I wish I could own Dana Delany. I have an epically huge cleaning OCD. I have the craziest Desperate Housewives related dreams. My iPod is named Charles. Chuck for short. I listen to music 24/7. I'm bored, like, ALL THE TIME!

Movies: Cloverfield, Unaccompanied Minors, The Notebook, Stranger Than Fiction, Fight Club, Doubt, Live Nude Girls, Tombstone, Mean Girls, Legally Blonde, Harry Potter, Stand By Me, Freedom Writers, Sweeney Todd, The Break-Up, Spy Kids, How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days, He's Just Not That Into You, The Happening, Over The Hedge, Enchanted, Juno, The Hangover, Slumdog Millionaire, Moon Child, The Family Stone, Shallow Hal, Mr. Woodcock

Music: Jack Off Jill, The Beatles, Owl City, Within Temptation, Tokio Hotel, Nightwish, Dido, Imogen Heap, Marilyn Manson, Jeffree Star, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Freezepop, Nena, Liz Phair, Sugarcult, Madonna, Hellogoodbye, Three Days Grace, Sixpence None The Richer, Tarja Turunen, Najoua Belyzel, Kerli, Placebo, 3Oh!3, The Hold Steady, The Birthday Massacre, Jem, Kill Hannah, Alesana, brokenCYDE, Dot Dot Curve, Cobra Starship, Frou Frou, Reggie And The Full Effect, Brand-New, Millionaires, Carolyn Dawn Johnson, Superbus, Lady Gaga, Tracy Chapman, SHeDAISY, The Ting Tings, Better Than Ezra, Franz Ferdinand, Bjork, Polarkreis 18, Jennifer Rostock, Big D and The Kids Table, InnerPartySystem, Regina Spektor, The Silent Years

Shows: Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, Melrose Place, Sex In The City, Private Practice, Scrubs, House M.D, Family Guy, Chowder, The Marvelous Misadventures Of Flapjack, Who's Line Is It Anyway?, Wife Swap, Nanny 911, Reba

Actors: Dana Delany, Marcia Cross, Teri Hatcher, Hugh Laurie, Judy Greer, Felicity Huffman, Jennifer Aniston, James Denton, Meryl Streep, Helena Bonham Carter, Susan Sarandon, Doug Savant, Eva Amurri, Kiersten Warren, Miranda Richardson, Matthew McConaughey, Rachel Weisz, Rachel McAdams, Kate Hudson, Kyle MacLachlan, Shirley MacLaine, Judy Dench, Jennifer Saunders, Timothy Spall, Dawn French, Elizabeth Reaser, Christa Miller, Alan Rickman, Julie Andrews, Valerie Mahaffey, Anneliese Van Der Pol and Lizzy Caplan.

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1. Come Cover Me
Devistation. Complication. Addiction. Using Nightwish's "Come Cover Me."
Desperate Housewives - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Published: 10-1-09 - Bree & Katherine - Complete
2. I Learned That From You
I wrote you a note that said I'd always miss you. Italics besides the lyrics are memories. Bree's POV Song: "I Learned That From You" by Sara Evans
Desperate Housewives - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Published: 10-1-09 - Bree & Katherine - Complete
3. Don't Stop reviews
Some ways of life are too dangerous to talk about. All wives. Song: "Don't Stop" by InnerPartySystem
Desperate Housewives - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-7-09 - Complete
4. You Must've Been A Cheerleader » reviews
Edie needs a date for one of her friends' parties. Will she go for one of her friends, or the perky brunette cheerleader?
Desperate Housewives - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-7-09 - Published: 8-28-09 - Edie & Susan
5. Comatose
Before Kimberly awakes from her coma, she thinks of what she's going to say to Michael. Song: "Comatose" by Skillet.
Melrose Place - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Published: 9-2-09 - Complete
6. If Only If Only You Were There Like You Promised reviews
Kimberly's dreaming. My first MP fiction, so be nice :P Spoilery if you didn't see S2.
Melrose Place - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-30-09 - Complete
7. Unlove You » reviews
The season 1, episode 15 break-up between Mike and Susan. my way Song: "Unlove You" by Ashley Tisdale.
Desperate Housewives - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-28-09 - Mike & Susan - Complete
8. Prove It reviews
Katherine accuses Mike of not loving her. He shows otherwise.
Desperate Housewives - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-28-09 - Mike & Katherine - Complete
9. Pure Melody, Natural Rhythm
This is how I thought the Pizzeria robbery should've went... Lynette's P.O.V
Desperate Housewives - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Published: 8-28-09 - Lynette - Complete
10. Save If For The Bedroom
Mike isn't 100% percent committed to this Katherine chick. During season 5. Song: "Save It For The Bedroom" by You Me At Six.
Desperate Housewives - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Published: 8-28-09 - Mike & Susan - Complete
11. Unbeautiful
Katherine knows Mike loves Susan. Mike makes a break in his and Katherine's relationship, but who's the one that's dramatic? Song: "Unbeautiful" by Lesley Roy.
Desperate Housewives - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Published: 8-28-09 - Katherine & Mike - Complete
12. Together
Susan loves Mike, she really does, but she doesn't think this marriage is going to work out between them. During the five year gap. Susan's POV. Song: "Together" by Avril Lavigne.
Desperate Housewives - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Published: 8-28-09 - Mike & Susan - Complete
13. Will You, Baby, When I Need You?
Lynette is fed up with Nora's insane antics.
Desperate Housewives - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Published: 8-27-09 - Lynette - Complete
14. Touch The Body That Holds The Soul
He met the infectious red head at a bar.
Desperate Housewives - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Published: 8-27-09 - Mike & Bree - Complete
15. There's A Second Chance For Everything
Lynette is Gabrielle's saftey net.
Desperate Housewives - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Published: 8-27-09 - Lynette & Gabrielle - Complete
16. The Silence In The Room
Katherine thinks Bree's shifting away. Bree thinks Katherine's an attention grabber.
Desperate Housewives - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Published: 8-27-09 - Bree & Katherine - Complete
17. Sex And Sugar Is The Flavour reviews
What will Bree do when she's all alone in her house with Karl? Staged during the "break-in"
Desperate Housewives - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-27-09 - Bree & Karl - Complete
18. Strawberry Gashes
Katherine and Mike get married. The new bride wants to remain friends with Mike's ex, but she doesn't know, until they get to the reception. Song: "Strawberry Gashes" by Jack Off Jill.
Desperate Housewives - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Published: 8-27-09 - Katherine & Susan - Complete
19. Psychobabble
Bree wants to leave Orson. Though he might have other plans. Song: "Psychobabble" bu Frou Frou.
Desperate Housewives - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Published: 8-27-09 - Orson & Bree - Complete
20. Pretty Girl
Wayne ends Katherine's horrid cries. Song: "Pretty Girl" by Sugarcult.
Desperate Housewives - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Published: 8-27-09 - Katherine - Complete
21. Loving Me, Loving You
Bree makes Katherine even happier with what she says.
Desperate Housewives - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Published: 8-27-09 - Bree & Katherine - Complete
22. If You're Gone
Alcohol won't exactly make your dreams a reality. Bree's P.O.V. Kathree. Song: "If You're Gone" by Matchbox Twenty.
Desperate Housewives - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Published: 8-27-09 - Bree & Katherine - Complete
23. I Was Made For You
Bree and Katherine finally act on their feelings for each other. Song: "The Story" by Brandi Carlile.
Desperate Housewives - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Published: 8-27-09 - Katherine & Bree - Complete
24. I Don't Love You
Bree thinks Rex is messing around with another woman. Bree's P.O.V. Song: "I Don't Love You" by My Chemical Romance.
Desperate Housewives - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Published: 8-27-09 - Bree & Rex - Complete
25. Don't Cross That Line reviews
Mike left Katherine and went to Susan. What happens when Katherine comes to Mike and Susan's party with another man, preferably Susan's ex husband?
Desperate Housewives - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-27-09 - Mike & Katherine - Complete
26. Burning Hair And Scented Candles reviews
Edie tries to take Bree to a single's bar, but they never make it there.
Desperate Housewives - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-27-09 - Bree & Edie - Complete
27. Birds, Bees, Piano Keys reviews
Bree shows Karl a talent she never knew she had.
Desperate Housewives - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-27-09 - Karl & Bree - Complete
28. Checklists reviews
Tom runs into Bree at the supermarket and spills his feelings for her. Too bad she doesn't feel the same.
Desperate Housewives - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-24-09 - Bree & Tom - Complete
29. The Misery Was Looking For Me » reviews
Bree finds herself in an abusive relationship with the last person she thought she would ever be with. She finds someone who loves her for who she is and won't hurt her. Being with the one she loves makes for horrible consequences. Multiple pairings.
Desperate Housewives - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,363 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-24-09 - Published: 4-16-09 - Lynette & Bree - Complete
30. Check Yes, Juliet reviews
Bree's addiction to alcohol returned, but she ends up doing something that she thought she would never do. Is the alcohol clouding her system? Or is this something she wanted to do all along?
Desperate Housewives - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-10-09 - Tom & Bree - Complete
31. Afternoon Jogs reviews
Edie asks Susan to go jogging with her, but it's not the jogging Susan thinks. Sudie.
Desperate Housewives - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-5-09 - Edie & Susan - Complete
32. She Makes Everything Better » reviews
Bree and Katherine had been lonely ever since their husbands left them. What happens when they are together? Kathree.
Desperate Housewives - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,922 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-23-09 - Published: 4-4-09 - Bree & Katherine - Complete
33. Complicated reviews
What happens when Bree realizes that she has feelings for a neighbor? Song: "Complicated" by Carolyn Dawn Johnson
Desperate Housewives - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-4-09 - Lynette & Bree - Complete
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