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You know your addicted to harry potter when:

You make a wand and try to use it.

You call your least favorite teacher Snape.

You call your favorite teacher Dumbledore.

You wear robes to school or work.

You make "floo powder", get in the fire, and try to go to your friends' house.

You have read all the books more than four times.

You've been bookstore at midnight to get the latest Harry Potter book before all your friends.

... And then you stayed up all night wearing it.

You've worn a Harry Potter costume in public.

You have a crush on one of the Harry Potter characters.

You've gotten at least one of your friends addicted to Harry Potter.

You actually caught the "Wand Order" mistake before you heard/read about it.

You are upset at the New York Times for creating a seperate childrens best seller list because of the Harry Potter books.

Using clues in the book, you have attempted to find the exact geographical location of Hogwarts.

You have constructed a timeline of events in the Harry Potter books.

You have attempted to figure out the exact ages of all the Weasley children?

You have spent time contemplating which main characters will die by the time the series is over.

You've been to see all the Harry Potter movies on opening night. (Bonus points for standing in line in costume!)

You've read Harry Potter fanfic.

You've written Harry Potter fanfic.

You run a Harry Potter fansite.

You visit The Leaky Cauldron daily.

You've met other Harry Potter fans from online in real life.

You've participated in a Harry Potter RPG.

You've dreamed about Harry Potter.

You have a Harry Potter poster on your wall.

Each Halloween, there's no question what you'll dress up as...!

You've spent time doing a timeline to see if you would have been old enough to date a certain character when you were in high school.

You've vacationed to London, simply to search for the Leaky Cauldron.

You own a black lab named Sirius Black.

You've knitted a Weasley sweater or Harry Potter scarf.

You need to stop reading HBP when you...

1. Are still wearing black in mourning.

2. Ask your parents if the death of anyone you know is listed in the Obituary.

3. ...don't explain yourself when they ask who died.

4. Repeatedly report to the police that you know where Snape is hiding.

5. Keep repeating under your breath "the locket... the cup... the snake... something of Gryffindor or Ravenclaw's..."

6. Practice nonverbal spells.

7. Draw an extremely detailed Marauder's Map and obsessively check it to see where Malfoy is.

8. Try to Apparate and insist that you just need to get the hang of it.

9. ...mutter the "three D's" under your breath while you practice.

10. Comment to people that you enjoyed Dumbledore's Army because it was like having friends.

11. Randomly yell, "He will only be gone from the school when none here are loyal to him!" during class.

12. ...refuse to explain what you mean/who you're talking about.

13. Fire arrows in tribute to Dumbledore.

14. Proudly tell anyone who will listen that you are Dumbledore's man/woman through and through.

103 ways to piss off someone who hates Harry Potter

1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from you (Example: When in a car or an elevator). If you don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and Christmas and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their favorite song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their inbox with Harry Potter related e-mail and make sure the subjects are misleading.

9. Start singing a Sorting Hat song at random moments, pretend to forget what comes next, and ask if they know in a very loud voice.

10. Make them play Quidditch with you.

11. Give all of their friends Harry Potter related nicknames and act mortally offended when they don't know the history of their character.

12. Change your name to that of a Harry Potter character and start screaming when they don't address you as such in public.

13. Always speak with a British accent - especially if you aren't from the UK.

14. Refer to real places by Harry Potter names.

15. ...throw a fit if others don't use these names.

16. Draw round glasses and lightning bolt scars on every poster and picture you come across...in permanent marker.

17. Give long lectures about how the prophecy relates to every day life.

18. Give every room in your house a Harry Potter codename. ( Example: The living room becomes the Entrance Hall) and whenever someone asks you where something is, use these names.

19. Change them immediately if they figure out what the names refer to.

20. Constantly ask if they can see the thestrals too.

21. ...refuse to explain what a thestral is.

22. Say, "Anything off the trolley, dear?" in a fake British accent when offering anyone food.

23. Pretend you can do magic.

24. Constantly rearrange their furniture and blame it on indecisive house-elves.

25. Yell "Get away from me, Death Eater!" whenever they get near you.

26. Constantly compare them to Mrs. Figg.

27. ...laugh evilly if they ask who Mrs. Figg is.

28. Complain loudly about how your pictures don't move.

29. Whenever you're asked for advice, reply with "Three turns should do it" in a very serious voice.

30. Break any awkward silences by saying, "How 'bout them Chudley Cannons?"

31. Tell a very long joke using a random Harry Potter quote as the punchline and then laugh hysterically.

32. ...make sure the joke isn't funny.

33. Use the titles "You-Know-Who" and "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named" to refer to random people.

34. ... make sure no one knows who you're talking about.

35. Write letters to people (friends, neighbors...politicians) and ask them to join S.P.E.W.

36. ...hand fliers advertising it to random passerby.

37. Report Dumbledore's death to your local authorities.

38. Call them repeatedly asking if Percy Weasley is there and hang up before they can reply.

39. Pop up in place you're not supposed to be and insist that you were only trying to Apparate.

40. If you're late for something, blame it on your broken Time Turner.

41. Deck yourself out in all of your Harry Potter gear when you know you'll be going to a public place.

42. Walk past a wall over and over again, stopping randomly to bang on. When you receive weird stares, shout, "What?! I'm look for the Room of Requirement!"

43. Every time you see them, demand an explanation of why exactly they don't like Harry Potter.

44. If anyone tells you you'll go to hell for reading Harry Potter, either: a) jump and down and tell them that you can't wait; tell them you'll meet them there; c) sing "Weasley Is Our King" over and over again; or d) ask them to back up this claim with evidence, and laugh at them when they can't.

45. Play the soundtracks while they're stuck in your car.

46. ...add commentary. ( Oh, this is where they...)

47. When one of the movies is on TV, call to remind them.

48. ...every five minutes.

49. If they ask for your phone number, tell them it's 6-2-4-4-2.

50. Say "Alohomora!" everytime you open a door.

51. Sort every person you meet into one of the four Houses.

52. Follow them around while acting out a scene from the book doing very annoying voices for all the characters. Expect them to join in, and act offended when they don't.

53. Count down to some obscure Harry Potter event, whether it's Dumbledore's birthday, or when a Harry Potter DVD comes out. Keep saying: "87 (86, 85, etc.) more days!" in the middle of every conversation you have with your friend. Smile in a superior way when they ask what you're counting down to.

54. Start talking about a deceased Harry Potter character and suddenly burst into hysterical tears.

55. Refuse to be comforted.

56. Ask them to help you study for your O.W.L's and N.E.W.T's.

57. Knit them hats and insist that you're just trying to liberate them.

58. Talk to animals and insist that they're Animagi.

59. Treat them to lunch and then suddenly realize you can't pay for the meal since the restaurant doesn't accept Galleons, Sickles, or Knuts.

60. Run up to random men with long, dark hair and scream, "SIRIUS! I always knew you were alive!"

61. Point at modern electronic devices and loudly say, "Look at that! The things these Muggles come up with..."

62. Write letters to the editor of your local newspaper about the evils of our society ( Namely, Death Eaters and discrimination against friendly werewolves).

63. Send them numerous letters informing them that they have been selected to attend Hogwarts.

64. Carry around a shiny rock and proclaim that you possess the Sorcerer's Stone.

65. Say everything in a sing-song voice like Luna Lovegood.

66. End every converastion and/or letter with "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"

67. ...refuse to provide an explanation.

68. Tap all brick walls you encounter with an umbrella.

69. Say "Lumos" when turning on a light.

70. Point and grunt and insist that you're speaking Troll.

71. Refuse to wash your hair and explain that you're going for the Snape look.

72. Spend hours at a time trying to get your broom to fly.

73. Invite them over for the night and force them to watch the first three movies with you.

74. If they leave for any reason, restart the movie and tell them it's the Time Turner scene.

75. Shriek loudly and insist that you're speaking Mermish.

76. If you're asked to retrieve something, shout "Accio!" loudly.

77. ...when this doesn't work, throw a fit.

78. Demand to know what exactly the function of a rubber duck is.

79. Talk like Hagrid.

80. Point to garden gnomes and say, "Silly Muggles don't have a clue about what gnomes look like!" in a very loud voice.

81. Take them to a CD store and make them help you look for the newest Weird Sisters album.

82. Yell "Avada Kedavra" anytime they give the anti-HP lecture, then fake excruciating pain as your soul rips in two.

83. Write "Enemies of the Heir, BEWARE!" in red paint on their wall.

84. When confronted about the message, refuse to take responsibility and/or explain it further.

85. Hum Hedwig's Theme constantly and be sure to include any crescendos, decrescendos, accents, etc.

86. Petition to have Hedwig's Theme become the new National Anthem.

87. Wear all black and explain that you're in mourning over the death of "The Only One He Ever Feared."

88. ...when asked for am explanation of this cryptic title, cry hysterically.

89. Replace their entire movie collection with the Harry Potter films.

90. If they ask you about the weather, solemnly say, "Mars is bright tonight."

91. Print this out and use it as a checklist.

92. Insist that they subscribe for your new Harry Potter newsletter and when they say no, act like you've been seriously offended.

93. Potter Puppet Pals, anyone?

94. Knit them a maroon jumper every year - especially if maroon isn't their color.

95. When taking the stairs with them, stop and insist that you have to wait because the staircases are moving.

96. If someone turns off the lights, make a loud cracking sound and pretend to Apparate to the other side of the room.

97. Carry around a hip flask and refuse to drink anything anyone offers you.

98. Toss a small handful of fire and yell out, "Diagon Alley!"

99. If you go to a train station with them, loudly ask random people if they know where you can find Platform 9 3/4. Do this in an extremely fake British accent.

100. When your friend is checking sports scores, ask them if they can find out the score of the latest Quidditch match.

101. If they refuse, complain (loudly) that you missed the semi-final match between the Chudley Cannons and the Wimbourne Wasps and you need to know who will be advancing to the finals against the Tutshill Tornadoes.

102. At your next sleepover, draw a lightning-bolt scar on your forehead, and just as your friend is drifting off to sleep, grab your forehead and start screaming that you dreamed Voldemort killed your parents.

103. Fill a bowl with water and tie some tinsel to the end of your wand. Move the wand-tip from your temple to the bowl and pretend you're transferring your thoughts to a Pensieve, and ask not to be disturbed.

On a sadder note:

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

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Please if you would,
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If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

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The sorting hat says...

Hufflepuff!

Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot, and treat them just the same."

Hufflepuff students are friendly, fair-minded, modest, and hard-working. A well-known member was Cedric Diggory, who represented Hogwarts in the most recent Triwizard Tournament.

Ships I Support:

Remus/Sirius

James/Lily

Albus/Scorpius

Scorpius/Lily (II)

Ron/Hermione

Harry/Ginny

Hermione/Snape

Ginny/Remus

Draco/Harry (only if its super well written)

Harry/Hermione (only if its together with a ron/luna)

Ron/Luna (see above)

George/Angelina

Luna/Rolf

Molly/Arthur

Bill/Fleur

Remus/Tonks (if its really well written, and there is a more obvious reason than canon)

Draco/Astoria

Teddy/Victoire

Rose/Lysander

List your top ten favorite Harry Potter characters in no particular order.

1. Sirius

2. Remus

3. Harry

4. Ron

5. Belletrix

6. Snape

7. Draco

8. Slughorn

9. Fred

10. George

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Belletrix/Fred... ewwwwwwwwww nooooo i hope i NEVER have to read one of those

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Well the guy who played Harry was hot until the fifth movie now hes all ugly how hot? well on a scale of 1-10 he's like a 6

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Snape getting Sirius Pregnant... not humanly possible unless your into mpreg which is just wrong!

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

a good Fred fic... hmmmmm not Fred by himself but ive read a few good fred and georgecentric fics

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

No becuase Draco is a Death Eater and Remus is in the order plus Remus could be his dad it would be kinda creepy

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

Ron/Slughorn or Ron/Fred... neither becuase ron and slughorn is just wrong and fred and george is meant to be.

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

If Draco discovered Harry and Slughorn in a secret relationship. Um he would probably spread it around the whole school then have his father pay the minister of magic to get harry expelled for being in a relationship with a teacher then get slughorn fired for having a relationship with a student then get dumbledore fired for letting a teacher/student relationship go on in the school

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Always divided by friends and feuds. But now Remus and Severus are both Professors. What could it hurt for the defense teacher to spend one night with the potions master? But then a student see's something he wasn't supposed to now both their jobs are on the line

9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

A Ron/George fluff nope dont think so but if they do tell me i want to see this for myself

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Still Family: a Sirius and Belletrix fic

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

Ron enlistes the help of Hermione to lure Sirius to and empty room in Grimmauld place where ron wil be waiting then ron confesses his feeling to Sirius and kisses him

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?

A Draco/Fred fic... nope no friend writes that.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?

Hey Stephen, by taylor swift.

Name ten of your favorite Harry Potter characters in any order.
1) Sirius Black

2) Remus Lupin

3) Severus Snape

4) Draco Malfoy

5) Ron Weasley

6) Fred Weasley

7) George Weasley

8) Scorpius Malfoy

9) Romilda Vane

10) Gilderoy Lockhart

1) Have you ever read a 5/10 fic?

Ron/Lockhart? Ewwwww... please noooooooooo

2) Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?

Snape? hell ya!

3)What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?

Not possible...

4)Do you recall any good fics about 9?

no fics about Romilda suprisingly

5)Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?

no George and Snape are too different

6)4/8 or 4/9

Draco/Scorpius or Draco/Romilda? Draco/Romilda most deffinately

7) What would happen if 7 discovered 3 & 8 in a secret relationship?

if George discovered Snape and Scorpius in a relationship... i think he would die a little inside then spend the rest of his life in the mental ward of St. Mungos with those nice men with the needles

8)Is there such a thing as a 4/10 romantic fluff story?

god i hope not... Lockhart/Draco? ewwww

9)Suggest a title for a 1/5 hurt/comfort fic.

For The Best: A Ron Weasley and Sirius Black fic

10)What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to suduce 1?

Draco would pay someone to kidnap Sirius and keep him locked away so he could have Sirius's delishesness all to himself

11)Do your read 7 het? How about 9 slash?

George het: yes. Romilda Vane slash: no

12) If you wrote a songfic about 10 which song would you choose.

"I'm too sexy for my Shirt" that song was written for Lockhart

13)If you wrote a 2/3/6 fic, what would the warning be?

Remus/Snape/Fred fic? Warnings: Slash, Threesomes, Student/Teacher Relations, and one of Snapes fabulous bitch slaps

14)What pick up line might 1 use on 7?

Sirius wouldn't have to say anything he just has to lift his eyebrows suggestively and George would on top of him snogging if 3 seconds flat

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List 12 characters from your fandom

1. Sirius

2. Remus L.

3. Ron

4. Draco

5. Snape

6. Hermione

7. Harry

8. Lily (I)

9. Bellatrix

10. Fleur

11. Fred

12. George

1. Have you ever read a Seven/Nine fic? Do you want to?

Harry/Bellatrix? never read one but I'd give it a try

2. Do you think Two is hot? How hot?

Remus is hot, very hot

3. What would happen if Eight got Three pregnant?’

If Lily(I) got Ron pregnant... Harry's mom and his best friend... that would be weird. If it did happen. Harry would probably die. Or go insane.

4. Can you recall any fics about Six?

Yes its called Hidden Changes and its all about Hermione

5. Would Four and Nine make a good couple?

would Draco and Bellatrix make a good couple... NO!!

6. One/Three or One/Eleven? Why?

Sirius/Ron or Sirius/Fred... Sirius and Ron because they are more alike

7. What would happen if Six walked in on Seven and Twelve having sex?

If Hermione walked in on Harry and George having sex. She would probably confront them about it to make sure she wasn't jumping to conclusions and then she would tell harry and george something along the lines of "I accept you no matter what and I promise not to tell Ron, Ginny or anyone else"

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Ron/Fleur fic. Flowers shouldn't go near fire. Fleur should have learned that the first time when Bill left her. But then she see's something in Ron that she hasn't seen before. Maybe it just depends on the flower

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Sirius/Lily: yes but I don't like them at all

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Playing With Fire: A Harry and George H/C fic

11. If you wrote a songfic about Five, what song would you choose?

What Hurts the Most: Rascal Flats. That song fits Snape so well.

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Sirius/Hermione/George? Warning threesome, cross-gen and very strange pairings.

13. "(9) and (10) are in a happy relationship until (10) runs off with (2). (9.), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11.) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (7).”

"Bellatrix and Fleur are in a happy relationship until Fleur runs off with Remus. Bellatrix, brokenhearted, has a hot one-nightstand with Fred. After a breif unhappy affair with George, she then follows Snape's advice and finds true love in Harry"... That sounds like a very screwed up soap opera.

14. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Lily and Harry, never was and never will be canon shudders

15. Who would make a better college professor: Six, or Eleven?

Hermione or Fred: Hermione hands down

16. Twelve sends Eight on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

George sends Lily on a misson to find out who the marauders are and who has what nickname she is going to succed (duh)

17. What would Five most likely be arrested for?

Snape would be arrested for being a spy... or being abnormally greasy...

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

My dad- "I'm going out with my four boy friends, we're going to sniff coke and drink vodka, and then when we're really high and druck, the five of us are going to have lots of unprotected sex" to which he replied "Okay, be home by 10"

Where are you?

The Loft

Look up. Now look back. What did you see?

A light

What's the last thing you ate?

Hot Pocket

What's your personality like?

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Who do you have a crush on?

which one?

What was the last thing you thought?

My many crushes and issues with said crushes... and whether or not I should join GSA

Say "George Bush". What's the first thing that comes to your mind?

He Bugs Gore

You now have a million dollars. What do you do?

Ralph Lauren... the Person

What are you eating/drinking right now?

Ravioli

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?

This answer

Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?

nothing, i don't have a globe.

Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?

side

What can you hear right now?

Selena Gomez and Demi Lavato screaming about how their one in the same

Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

-Hi, Dad -Hi...? -Hi -Is there any reason your yelling hi from the top of the stairs? -Just felt like it. -I think your turning strange -Turning?

Turn on the T.V. What show is on?

Jepordy

What happened last time you were typing here on this computer?

The appeared on the screen (gasp i know right?)

Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?

Trash can

If you could be anybody from Harry Potter who would you be?

Malfoy... if you've seen A Very Potter Musical you know what I mean

Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell?

I don't even know

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