HI!!!! I am THE Bambi Birthday!!!! I love all things anime and manga and i am also the current queen of self-inflicted drama amongst my friends currently, my account is being shared between me and my bff Sasame, so some stories are hers. Read below to find out which.

IMPORTANT NOTE- some of the stories on here belong to my bff sasame and were written by her, here are the current ones:

-Naruto on Crack 1 (i help )

-All I Ever Needed

IMPORTANT NOTE 2- listen up! This goes for my stories and Sasame's stories! If you give a bad review and it's not constructive critisism or something to help us improve, then you better believe that i will do everything in my power to make you pay cause if your just gonna tell us that we suck and need to go kill ourselves then you're GOING DOWN! I KEEL YOU! I'm not gonna just sit around and let people be mean to us. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! YOUR FLAMES WILL BE USED TO TOAST THE MARSHMALLOWS THAT GO INTO MY SMORES AND YAOI!!!!!

152 things Hetalia fans will not do

1. I will not giggle whenever I see 'Maple' on anything partaining to quites in the show/comic
2. Nor will I giggle when I see sunflowers on children's cartoons
3. I will not check Hetalia LJ community during work.
4. I will not look up the new episode of Hetalia at work either
5. I laugh to loud and will get fired
6. I will not introduce people to Hetalia via doujinshi
7. even if it is G rated
8. I will also not bring said doujinshi to work/school
9. It is still considered inappropriate
10. I will not give myself a fly away like any of the nations when not in cosplay.
11. I will also not pretend it is an erogenous zone when people touch it
12. in cosplay or not
13. Again, it is innapropriate
14. I will not dress up like any nation and go to the UN building to attend as said nation
15. They will not get my obssession and will promptly kick me out
16. a civil suit may also be brought out against me by said nation
17. Dressing like China and eating at a Chinese buffet does not mean I will be treated special
18. I will not refer to my boyfriend/girlfriend/signifigent other as 'm'wife'
19. I will not ask my boyfriend to cosplay as Poland and make him wear a dress
20. Unless he wants to (probably not)
21. Just because I am dressed like Korea does not mean I can run up to others and grab thier chests
22. That is sexual harrassment
23. I will not cosplay France in his 'birthday suit'
24. That is aparrently also sexual harrasment
25. I will not attempt to drink pure vodka straight from the bottle
26. I will not sleep in class if I am dressed like Greece for the Greecian history teacher does not find it funny like I do
27. I will not use Hetalia in any history presentation I have (again anyway)
28. Showing England and France's 'marriage' episode is not suitable media for homophobic neighbors with knives. Ever.
29. Nor is the Olympic episode any better
30. If I see a child that looks like one of the mini nations, I will not ask the parents to take a picture of them
31. That labels me as a pedo
32. I am allowed to, however, if I am dressed as France
33. 'Nordic Ice' has nothing to do with Norway or Denmark despite the viking on the package
34. I will not burst out laughing when the world news is on.
35. I will not show the video of the 'Drunken Russia on a Forklift' to non-Hetalia people and call it such (see video under list to know what's going on)
36. I will not state I am part of the 'United States of Alfred' unless in company of other Hetalia people (only applies to US people)
37. I will also not state I am from 'United Kirkland' unless in said company
38. Reading a recipie book outloud like I am England only works in cosplay
39. any other time only makes people think I am evil (Silly people!)
40. If I meet people from Russia, I will not give them sunflowers as a peace offering
41. Cosplaying as any nation and going to WalMart/the mall to hang out is always acceptable
42. Acting in character in said places is as well (and it's fun!)
43. Holding up a cross to the Norwiegian (or any Nordic) exchange student is racist and everyone will wonder why I am ignoring the Romanian one
44. I will not buy a red hoodie and write 'One with Russia' on it
45. Nor will I do the same with any hoodie
46. Unless I actually live in Russia
47. Whenever I see someone eating a tomato, I will not burst into singing 'The Delicious Tomato Song'
48. I will not go to the VFW building dressed as Russia, Germany, Vietnam, Japan or Korea.
49. If I do, I am not to tell them that is who I am.
50. They may be old, but they have walkers and canes (and wheelchairs)
51. Drinking shots of gin continuously will not turn me into Britannia Angel
52. It may, however turn me into a nakid waiter.
53. I am not allowed to attempt the above
54. If someone tells me they are from Canada I will not ask if they have a pet polar bear
55. Nor will I ask any American if their best friend is an alien
56. I will not share the Hetalia lists with non-Hetalia people because they will not get it/get offended (this happend to me acttually D)
57. If I am trying to lure people into Hetalia, I will not refer to it as a 'WWII parody' to former or current army personel/veterans
58. The above rule can be omitted if the person is not easily offended
59. I will not laugh when I see a book about the UK next to or between books about the USA in a library.
60. The same is in effect for books about Italy and Germany
61. laughing on the inside is acceptable
62. Stating you are anyone's 'groping buddy' in public is actually quite funny but shall not be done on Sundays after 1PM
63. I will not demand to be the 'hero' in any project/skit in drama class
64. Should I become the hero, I will not take over the group.
65. This does not apply if I am in America
66. If my teacher asks to see what this 'Hetalia' is, I will not show them the Christmas comic.
67. Instead, I will show them Poland's Christmas dress
68. If my parents ask what Hetalia is, I will not reference the fact I ship incestuous couples, even if they are straight
69. If I am in a group Hetalia chat, I will not leave the chat window open for my parents to see while I go to the bathroom/away for longer than 5 seconds.
70. I will not cry when walking into a Chick-a-fila or KFC and start screaming about my army of pet chicks
71. The above is only void if I am dressed as Prussia
72. I will not got off on any member of con staff that says my guns for Switzerland look too real
73. Because they most likely are and should not be there
74. Iron skillets actually kill people when beaten over the head so I will not hit anyone with one that makes me mad
75. Unless I have a VERY good lawyer
76. ...Even if I have a very good lawyer
77. If a pairing I despise pops up on my screen, I will not actually claw my eyes out, though I am allowed to make noises that make others think that
78. Calling that Brittish kid in your class 'Iggy' was only funny the first time.
79. When someone hits me, I will not scream 'Maple!'
80. However, creating my own 'kolkolkolkol' aura is acceptable
81. When I see blonde twins, I will not dub them 'America' and Canada'
82, Nor will I dub brunette twins 'North and South Italy'
83. Playing horror video games as America is always acceptable
84. I will not dye my little brother's hair blonde so I have a Holy Roman Empire of my own
85. Nor will I dye his hair brunette so I have a Chibitalia of my own.
86. That being said, if his hair already is brunette I will not put him in the dress Hungary put Chibitalia in
89. It will caus eme to be grounded for a long time
90. I will not draw Donald Duck as Germany on my notes for WWII
91. I will also not draw ItalyxGermany doodles on anything I must turn in to my teacher.
92. Starting a group sing and dance along of 'Marukaite Chikyuu' is only accpetable at conventions and on Hetalia Day
93. Unless it is at the park or someone's home
94. Everywhere else will consider it 'disturbing the peace' and have you removed.
95. Going to the zoo and asking the zookeeper if you can ride the kangaroo in an Autralian accent is funny, but you will not get to ride the kangaroo
96. Flirting with girls as France is wonderfully hilarious if they believe you are truely male
97. It is not, however, encouraged.
98. When I put the turkey in the oven, I am not to make jokes about how Greece finally triumphed and laugh maniacly.
99. Anything stating I can NOT do something should not be considered a challenge
100. I will not put 'Poland's Rule' into effect in boardgame RISK
101. I will also not ask 'One with Russia?' each time it is my turn (If I have taken over Russia)
102. I will not buy said boardgame with intent of breaking rules 100 and 101
103. I will not put my groceries on the check-out counter slowly
104. Nor will I start a major conversation if I am the cashier
105. I will not stalk my love intrest.
106. I will also not strangle him/her with a scarf/pole/hands/anything
107. I will not yell out "I LOVE YOU -insert country name here-!!!!" in public
108. Especially if I am in a country that hates the one I yell.
109. I will not draw/imagine Sweden as Swedish Chef
110. ...Rule 109 is now void and no longer applies
111. I will not refer to Rome as 'Trojan Man'
112. I will not stare in disbelief if someone can successfully names the Baltics without reference to Hetalia
113. Speakers in my boobs that play Ukraine's sound effect will only make people stare at them more and look very confused
114. Decorating my room in Hello Kitty at my age is bad
115. The above rule is a lie
116. I will not use any character as a model for my character in plays
117. Even if that ditsy girl I am doing is totally Poland with boobs
118. 'AHHH MOTHERLAND" Will not put images of Russia in a frilly apron making cookies in my head
119. Asking people to see their 'Beautiful tracts of land' will only get me slapped
120. I will not run around on England's birthday and ask people to hold my spotted dick
121. Somehow, that is sexual harrassment
122. 'Special Relationships' only mean...'that' in fanfiction, doujinshi, and France's brain...not in history class
123. I am not allowed to giggle during geography when the teacher mentions countries being invaded or 'Diplomatic relationships'
124. The French teacher is not impressed I can say any of France's pick up lines in French and he/she never will be.
125. It disturbs the class and plants band ideas in my classmates heads.
126. Who say they will be trying out said lines on our trip to Canada
127. I am not allowed to try those lines in Canada
128. Japan does not draw doujinshi of the other nations and I will stop saying such things...for now
129. I will not ask my parents what my heritage is and then have to explain to them why I am laughing so hard
130. I will not draw Hetalia characters in a Left for Dead 2 parody
131. Nor will I write one
132. In the event I slip on the above two, I will not give Canada moltov cocktails
133. England will not have the electric guitar
134. Niether China nor Russia will have the AK-47
135 and America will NOT have the chainsaw
136.In light of the above, I will also not make ANY cross referances to Hetalia in REPO! The Genteic Opera.
137. Which means that I can not say that Pavi is France with a creeper face.
138. And Switzerland is not his brother Luigi.
139. And most certainly, England isn't secretly the Genetic Repo Man
140. China is not an Iron Chef.
141. Canada is not secretly apart of Organization XIII
142. Building a potato launcher for class is not a suitable idea, even if I am of German decent.
143. It is a waist of good potatoes.
144. I am not allowed to check the kitchen at an Italian restraunt to see if either Italy brother is the head chef
145. The same goes for any French restraunt and France
146. I will not look up insults for any country to yell at people when I am mad
147. I will not give anyone the Vicky and then feel insulted/shocked when they wonder what I'm doing
148. Drawing countries such as Korea, China, Vietnam, and Nigeria enjoying thier local delecacies may cause me to become very ill. I will not do it.
149. Looking up social no-nos for the sake of fanart/fanfiction/doujinshi/cosplay is not acceptable (Oh yes it is!)
150. Shows with the titles 'Wild -insert country here-' does not refer to thier rebelious years.
151. I will follow these rules like they were my life
152. I will consider this list void as I am Greece and was asleep through it all