Anisettae Blackwirth
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since: 04-01-09, id: 1886130, Profile Updated: 10-06-09
country: USA
Author has written 1 story for Cantarella.

Everything random you never, ever wanted to know about me.

-I am female. Phear me.

-I have a cat.

-I wear glasses. =D

-I need music to live. Good music, that is.

-Because I wear glasses, I could never be an airplane pilot. You're safe.

-I am a rabid yaoi fan. And am starting to be a yuri fan under certain circumstances.

-I totally just thought that little "TOS" button up there meant Tales of Symphonia, not Terms of Service.

-I am obsessed with Tales of Symphonia. =D

-And Fire Emblem. And Good Omens. And Fruits Basket. And Tsubasa RC. And Legal Drug. And Negima, now that a certain detail has been revealed.

-Tales of Symphonia 2 is not horrible. Well, maybe it could use a little work.

-Anyone says "Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality", they will face my wrath.

-I have ADHLAS: Attention Deficit Hey Look A Squirrel.

-I in no way intended for that to be offensive to anyone who does have ADHD.

-I like to read. Insane amounts.

-Reading improves your vocabulary. lolwut.

-Mello is a walking advertisement for Hersheys. Fact.

-I like to draw.

-I didn't draw that avatar up there. I found it on some French site. If anyone knows who did draw it, tell me so I can worship him/her.

-I need a Deviantart account, but I keep procrastinating.

-I procrastinate.

-I should be doing my homework right now.

-I was born on August 24th, 19- BEEP. ERROR. Please consult your instruction manual for instructions.

Pairings I support, fangirl, and glomp

Tales of Symphonia: KratosxYuan, LloydxColette, SheenaxZelos, RatatoskxRichterxEmil

Tales of the Abyss: JadexGuy, GuyxLuke, AschxLuke, SynchxIon

Fire Emblem- Rekka no Ken: MatthewxGuy, LegaultxHeath, RathxWill, KentxSain, RavenxLucius, LynxFlorina, KentxLyn

Fire Emblem- PoR/RD: IkexSoren, NaesalaxTibarn (or the other way around winkwink), NaesalaxReyson, NaesalaxLeanne, BastianxVolke, BastianxLucia, ElinciaxGeoffrey, OscarxRhys

Kyo Kara Maoh: GunterxGwendal


Quotes~

since even he has a turn limit

THIS IS WHY BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE

GOD RUNS OUT OF TURNS

I HAVE FIGURED OUT THE GRAND MYSTERY OF RELIGION


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1. Never
Ficlet about what Volpe is not to Cesare- and what Chiaro is. Cesare/Chiaro, nothing explicit.
Cantarella - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Published: 7-15-09 - Complete