the-dark-knightess
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since: 04-01-09, id: 1886775, Profile Updated: 08-29-12
country: USA
Author has written 14 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, NCIS, X-Men: The Movie, CSI, Young Guns, Daniel Boone, Underworld, Boat That Rocked, and CSI: Miami.

I mostly take current movies, create my own character, and rewrite the story to fit her in. I do my best to be creative and original, but sometimes there is just no good way to change the scene or what happens in it.

Now, more about me in general. I'm 18 years old. A college freshman. I enjoy the internet, tv, movies, reading, acting, and music.

NEVER ever ask me who my favorite actor and/or actress is because it is always changing. Right now I would answer you: Ray Stevenson and myself. lol. But i'll probably be changing that at some point.

For those of you who have read my Elena Romanov/Victor Creed fics, I have decided that if they had a sitcom, their theme song would be Kiss with a Fist by Florence and the Machine. Look it up and think of them if you've read the stories...it goes perfectly.

Official member of the I'm In Love With Victor Creed And I Know I'm Crazy For It Club

If you thought that Michael Sheen would never hold any sex appeal to you, but quickly changed your mind after Underworld: Rise of the Lycans, post this in your profile

The majority of POTC fangirls squee over only Jack and Will. If you squee over James Norrington in any way, copy and paste this to your profile.

Quotes!

Sam: Did you pay any attention in history?
Dean: Sure! The shot heard around the world, how a bill becomes a law...
Sam: That's not school! That's Schoolhouse Rock!
Dean: ...Whatever.

Drunk Sam: (to Dean) You're bossy...and short.

The Count: Cuz if you shoot a bullet, someone dies. When you drop a bomb, many die. You hit a woman, love dies. But... if you say the f-word, nothing actually happens

The Count: Not mine, sir. I'm an American citizen and I don't give a hootenanny God damn about your nitpicking limey laws. I intend to broadcast from this ship 24 hours a day until the day I die. And then for a couple days after that.
Gavin Cavanagh: Not wanting to sound rude or anything, but don't you think that might be an ever so slightly monotonous experience for the listener?

'On-The-Hour' John: I've always lived for news and weather. Happy to die for them, too. Especially the weather.

Angus: The way I look at it, the world couldn't survive without my comedy, and who's going to have the moral backbone to play the Seekers when the mood is right?
Dave: They've split up.
Angus: I intend to celebrate the back catalogue.
Dave: I intend to stop you doing so.

Quentin: Your birthday is coming, and I haven't gotten you anything yet. It's difficult. What do you get a guy who has NOTHING?

Viktor: I should've crushed you under my heel the day you were born!
Lucian: Yes, you should have. (Stabs him through the mouth) But you didn't.

Lucian: Any sign of Sonja?
Raze: Nothing.
Xristo: With respect, Lucian, I do not see the wisdom in waiting for her. She is not one of us.
Lucian: Have you forgotten that she is the one who set us free?
Xristo: But she is a vampire! If she has betrayed you, she could lead them to us!
Lucian: (grabs him by the throat and slams him against a tree) Death Dealers will undoubtedly be on the hunt, and they will, eventually, find us, but not by her doing! (lets him go) I trust Sonja with my life, and as long as I am in command, so shall you. (walks away)
Sabas: (to Xristo) I told you not to say anything.

Tony Blair: (about the royal family) Will someone please save these people from themselves?

Cherie Blair: I don't know why I'm surprised. At the end of the day, all Labor Prime Ministers go gaga for the Queen.
Tony Blair: (staring at the TV as the Queen gives a speech) Hmm?

Ethan: Are lebians gay?
Ned: Alright! Enough! Enough questions. You, out the door, now...and yes, they are.

Charlie Bowdre: The Bird, by Josiah G. Scurlock. Once upon a midnight dreary, as I pondered weak and weary, there came a knocking at my...back porch...Ain't real original, is he?

Stuart Besser: I know. I know it sounds crazy...talking about...finding a crack in time. But, in point of fact, Gretchen, it is no more crazy than a dog finding a rainbow. Dogs are colorblind, Gretchen. They can't see color. Just like we can't see time. We can feel it. Oh, we can feel it passing, but we can't see it. It's just a blur. It's like we're riding in a super-sonic train and the world is just blowing by. But what if we could stop that train, Gretchen? Hm? What if we could stop that train, get out, and see time for what it really is. A world, a universe as unimaginable as color to a dog and as real...and tangible as that chair you're sitting in. If we could see it like that...I mean, really look at it, then...maybe we could see the flaws as well as the form. And that's it. That's all I've discovered. I'm just a...a guy who saw a crack in the chair that no one else could see. I'm that dog who found a rainbow only, uh...none of the other dogs believe me.

William Stryker: The warden tells me that your sentence was carried out by a firing squad at 1000 hours. How'd that go?
Logan: It tickled.

Feel my wrath, gorrilla throwin barrels! --Spike, Buffy TVS

I was once a badass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. And now, im just a big fluffy puppy with bad teeth. --Spike making fun of Angel, Angel the series

Why so serious? --Joker, TDK

Because sometimes truth isn't good enough. Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded. --Batman, TDK

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. --Harvey Dent, TDK

Because madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push! --Joker, TDK

So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you. --Gandalf, LOTR

Up is down. Well that is just maddeningly unhelpful! --Jack Sparrow, AWE

It's not easy being 6'3" and being called Huggy. -- Liev Schreiber

People always pronounce it Leave. I walk into a casting director's office and the first thing I usually hear is 'Leave!' -- Liev Schreiber

Liev Schreiber : Does your brain ever just go completely blank?
Jon Stewart: Mine? Mine is a blank slate constantly.
Liev Schreiber : They asked me backstage...you know, you have to check the mike sometimes, and make sure the mike is working.
Jon Stewart: Right.
Liev Schreiber : And I couldn't get past four. He said, "Would you count to ten?" And maybe it was nerves or something, but I couldn't get past four. I went 1, 2, 3...I didn't get past three!
Jon Stewart: Wow. I don't think that's nerves. I think that's a degenerative situation.

Liev Schreiber :(about the opening sequence of X-Men Origins: Wolverine) The WWII stuff was harder 'cuz there was a lot of wire-work and a lot of flying, and there was a couple of times that I went face first into that mountain I was going up, but that was all good. I mean, what guy doesn't want to fool around like Peter Pan?

Letterman: And what about your buddy, Hugh Jackman? You could take him, right?
Liev Schreiber : ...Have you seen him lately?

Life is unstable. There is a strength that comes from not being shocked or scared by the upheavals. --Christian Bale

Top 10 Songs(as of now, and not necessarily in that order)

1. When We Were Young, by Take That
2. Seven Devils, by Florence and the Machine
3. Everybody Loves Me, by OneRepublic
4. Thor Defeats the Destroyer, by Patrick Doyle
5. Rockelbel's Canon, by The Piano Guys
6. Cello Wars, by The Piano Guys
7. The Madam, by Jesper Kyd
8. The Showdown, by Carter Burwell
9. Hold the Ice, by Hans Zimmer
10. Rains of Castomere, by The Nationals

Top 10 Movies(as of now; not necessarily in that order)

1. The Three Musketeers (2011)
2. Thor
3. The Avengers
4. King Arthur
5. The Hunger Games
6. The Dark Knight Rises
7. The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
8. Amazing Grace
9. Sharpe's Sword
10. A Knight's Tale

Top 10 TV shows(as of now; not necessarily in that order)

1. Supernatural
2. HBO's Rome
3. Doctor Who (10th Dr only and preferably not with Rose Tyler)
4. Star Trek: The Next Generation
5. Game of Thrones
6. Sherlock
7. Family Guy
8. Longmire
9. Band of Brothers
10. Hell on Wheels

Top 10 Characters (as of now; in that order)

1. Titus Pullo (from Rome, played by Ray Stevenson)
2. Dagonet (from King Arthur, played by Ray Stevenson)
3. Volstagg (from Thor, played by Ray Stevenson)
4. Thor (from Thor/The Avengers, played by Chris Hemsworth)
5. Marcus Junius Brutus (from Rome, played by Tobias Menzies)
6. Gaius Julius Caesar (from Rome, played by Ciaran Hinds)
7. Yusuf Tazim (from Assassin's Creed: Revelations)
8. Jack Spears (from Sharpe's Sword, played by James Purefoy)
9. Mark Antony (from Rome, played by James Purefoy)
10. Sandor Clegane (from Game of Thrones, played by Rory McCann)


1. The Temporary Exception » reviews
Women weren't allowed on Radio Rock. That was a rule from the start. However, that was before Quentin met Chelsea and her radio-worthy voice. Now, she's the temporary exception to the rule, and craziness ensues. Especially when gorgeous Gavin arrives.
Boat That Rocked - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,856 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-9-11 - Published: 5-4-11 - Complete
2. Of Love and War and Something Called a Lycan » reviews
As the 1st female Lycan, things weren't going to be easy for Vera. She was to be a different type of slave than the others, but Lucian just happened to get thrown into her cell on the eve of his rebellion, and it didn't take much to convice her. oc/sabas
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,751 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 4-20-11 - Published: 4-4-11 - Lucian
3. Warrior Maiden of the Cherokee » reviews
As Mingo's sister, one can only expect that Kehana would be destined for adventures. Just a conglomerate of episodes from the show with Kehana, beginning with backstory, and then A Rope for Mingo. Episodes probably won't be in order.
Daniel Boone - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-4-11
4. The Motivation Called Revenge » reviews
Sequel to Betrayal and Desolation. Elena Romanov and Victor Creed's drama is not over yet. In this story of murder, revenge, sorrow, and yes, mushy emotional love scenes, the two lovers overcome a huge loss and a rift in their relationship.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,842 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10-29-10 - Published: 4-5-10 - Sabretooth
5. It's No Dime Novel » reviews
It ain't easy being a pistoleer. No one knows this better than Julie Kahn. She kept out of trouble, but learned the craft. Then, them government boys screwed it all up. They killed the man she loved, and that...led her to the Regulators. fllws movie plot
Young Guns - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Western - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,951 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-2-10
6. Keeping Keppler » reviews
Sierra McGregor wasn't looking for love in Vegas. She was there because Horatio sent her. She was there to work. But that couldn't stop the emotions. And the emotions couldn't stop the bullet. Michael Keppler/OC, during Grissom's season 7 sabbatical
Crossover - CSI & CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,158 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-2-10 - Published: 4-6-10
7. Your Eyes: Sabertooth's Song reviews
One has to wonder, what situation might make Victor Creed...sing? A one shot sequel to An Empath's Creed. Not enough RENT to really make a crossover. Victor/OC. Story is better than summary, i swear. Rated T to be safe.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-14-10 - Sabretooth - Complete
8. Betrayal and Desolation » reviews
I hated what I had to do, but it protected my family and I wanted him to get what he wanted without me screwing it up. But the backstabbing was getting to be a bit much. I'm not sure how much longer I can hang on. Victor Creed/OC, Origins based, bad sumry
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,849 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 2-14-10 - Published: 1-1-10 - Sabretooth - Complete
9. An Empath's Creed » reviews
The beast she knew him to be was seemingly gone. But was he really gone? And if he breaks loose again, can she tame him? OC/Origins Sabretooth, OC point of view, some sexual content, language too
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,225 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 1-1-10 - Published: 12-28-09 - Wolverine & Sabretooth - Complete
10. A Blast from the Past reviews
Sierra McGregor has worked w/the CSI Miami crew for 5 yrs and is happy doing so, but when a Navy officer turns up dead and NCIS is called, she's going to be confronted by her unresolved past. Crime part won't b great, but the drama will. OC/Tony, OC/Ryan
Crossover - NCIS & CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-30-09
11. The Twisted Fate of Love » reviews
Sequel to For the Love of a Bat. Only a month after the Joker was caught, he's back. Laura Dawes is torn between the love of justice that Bruce/Batman inspired and the love of chaos that the Joker inspired. Loved by both. Loving both. Who will she choose?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,232 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 4-19-09 - Published: 4-13-09 - Bruce W./Batman & Joker - Complete
12. For the Love of a Bat » reviews
This story follows Laura Dawes, younger sister of Rachel Dawes. Rated T to be safe. Very much like the movie! Spoilers! I own none of the characters except Laura. I don't own all the situations either. Epilogue up! Look for a sequel!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,597 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 4-12-09 - Published: 4-3-09 - Complete
13. What's in a Laugh? reviews
Shows what some characters think of the Joker and his laugh. Just another random 'free time at school' thing. Hope you like it! I own no one!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-10-09 - Complete
14. Dynamite, Gunpowder, and Gasoline reviews
Just a little poem I wrote during my free time at school today. It's from the Joker's POV. Enjoy!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-8-09 - Joker - Complete