95 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile if you're part of the 5 percent yelling JUMP!!

Before you reply to any messages, please remember that I am a 17 yr old male and would prefer it if you addressed me as such.

If you have been flamed by me (which is rare - I have an unusually high tolerance to garbage), understand that there was a reason (which I will have pointed out in my review).

The one thing I absolutely loathe is authors saying "Please NO Flames" or anything along those lines. If you have written a fanfiction, it is your responsibility to ensure that the fiction is atleast of a certain standard. If the fiction is complete rubbish:

a) You're wasting your time

b) You have no life

c) You derive sadistic pleasure from causing intense intellectual pain to those who spend their time reading your fiction

As a determined altruist and humanitarian, I plead you NOT to subject us to the horrors of garbage.

Have a good day.