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Author has written 3 stories for Speed Racer, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Star Trek: 2009. Hi everyone!! I'm not going to lie to you, I have never ever published any of my stories before. I know, weird, huh? But I hope you willl enjoy all my stories that I get around to writing... I live in the Sunshine state now and I have moved around constantly. I have always loved any kind of Adventure story, because I can somehow relate to it. I really hope that you all enjoy my stories, and I hope to hear Reviews soon. Name : Lizzy Age : somewhere between 0 and 100. Take a guess. Here are some of my favs :) Movies- POTC, Tranformers 1 and 2, Star Wars, Inkheart, Speed Racer, King Kong, The Mummy 1,2, and 3, Van Helsing, Star Trek, G.I. Joe, alot of other movies, and ANY COMEDY! :P Books - Inkheart, the Da Vinci Code (and no, I don't think it's true), Maximum Ride, and any Lori Wick, Lauraine Snelling, or Francine Rivers book, and WAY WAY MORE! :) TV - History Channel, Discovery Channel, and NG Channel. And sometime MTV. These are not all my favs, just a scratch. This way you know my intrests! :P I also enjoy any books or fanfics written, so if any of you read my stories and have some to recommend, plz tell me!! For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. The bolded ones apply to me I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others.! We American's, we're a simple people... but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities. Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the motherfucker upside the head... Always remember this: If you don't attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours. Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they ticked me off. Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!! 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, 2) STAND silent and motionless in the 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look 12) TRY to make personal calls on the 13) DRAW a little square on the floor 14) WHEN there's only one other person 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they 16) ASK if you can push the button for 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. If you think Orochimaru is what you get when Michael Jackson and Voldemort have unprotected sex, copy and paste this into your profile If you think Sasuke's a manwhore who ditched his village for his own selfish purposes and he deserves to burn for all the screwups he's made, copy this into your profile If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you wonder who started these thingamawhatevers, copy this into your profile. If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile. Common sense is the enemy of comedy.' 'Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.' 'Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore study to be evil.' 'I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!' 'They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people.' 'If you laugh I will laugh. If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window I will laugh.' 'Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.' 'Define normal.' 98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you have insanly annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile If your friends act like idiots and you keep relativley sane copy and paste this into your profile If you tend to laugh your arse off at funny FanFics and everyone thinks you're wierd copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy this onto your profile I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less 16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll You know you lived in 2008 when... From a girl that realizes said things and has had the roll reversal of being so for a guy; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty If you could read that put it in your profile. A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. Month One Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this! THATS SO SAD A girl died in 1933.A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murderer chanted , Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia. If you are so obsessed with Musical Theatre that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile. If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile. If you are a theatre geek, copy this into your profile. The people in the world are black and white. If you would be the only green person in the world copy this into your profile If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. "I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile! Question: Why are British Guys so hot? Answer: (1) The accent. (2) The looks. (3) Just because God let it be. (Thank you so much) PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!! REMEMBER WHEN .. If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Mysterious Miracle, Frostpaw, Crazy Rayne, Alicegirl, Zandylion, Nightmare and Dream, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, ReganBaxter, CSIvHP11,Hawk's-Gal4077, Xqulth, lizzy-1809 FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile - Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. - Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. - No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes. - A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. - Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places. - Opportunities always look bigger going than coming. - Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it. - There is always one more imbecile than you counted on. - Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. - By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends. - Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. - Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world. - Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused If you're from the Twilight fandom, you are a Twi-hard. If you're from the Harry Potter fandom, you are a Potterhead. If you come from BOTH fandoms, you are a Twi-Potter. If you are proud to be Twi-Potter, copy and paste this in your profile! If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy, paste this into your profile, and add your name. KaidaThorn, KaidaWolfe, ZaraPotterCullen,Hawk's-Gal4077, Xqulth, lizzy-1809 I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile. Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile, and add your name KaidaThorn Gingerstar14 ZaraPotterCullen,Hawk's-Gal4077, Xqulth, lizzy-1809 Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile, and add your name. KaidaThorn Gingerstar14 ZaraPotterCullen,Hawk's-Gal4077, Xqulth, lizzy-1809 If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. lizzy-1809 :) PS If you haden't noticed my icon, I love the Gators and always will and I promise I won't put anyone down for not liking them! :) PSS I changed my icon, because I like Hawaiian flowers better than the Gators... | |||||
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