Hi, so I'm JuJukins, formerly Bella's Sister. Why did you change my penname, you ask? A better question would be why I had my old penname. That was because I had joined this Twilight forum (back when I was obsessed with it), and I figured it would be easier if I used it too. At this point, though, I am so over it, and I figured I'd change it. JuJu is one of my nicknames, despite the fact that it is not in any way related to my name, and I tend to add -kins to the end of names for nicknames. Or I used to. But it still works. Anyways... yeah.

I finally bought my first volume of Vampire Knight! I'm completely up to date online, but I didn't actually own anything... until today. I was at the Lemon Festival (which is not nearly as fun as it sounds to a fanfiction-obsessed brain), and my friend and I ended up ditching and walking to Borders. I had some money, and I was like, you know what? I'm going to buy Vampire Knight! Oh! Volume 5 has all these scenes I love! So I bought it. So my world is now a happier place.

Sorry to anyone looking for the sequel to Kartik's Great And Terrible Beauty, that book is currrently loaned to a friend I don't see often. I swear I'll post a chapter when I get it back. Honest.

Name: I am NOT telling you my name, you stalker! You can call me JuJukins... or JuJu... or make up a name that starts with "Ju-" like Juliana or something... I like that name...

Age: Stalker... I'm a teenage girl, okay? Happy now?

Hobbies: This is probably the part where you start thinking I'm a total nutjob, but here goes. Crochet, writing, reading, Star Trek, singing, listening to music, plotting to kill annoying people, drumming, sailing, stalking, ranting... Okay, Star Trek isn't a hobby. So sue me. My parents are both lawyers, ha HA! Actually, I bought the official DS9 woman's uniform pattern, and I sewed it for my Halloween costume. It took freaking FOREVER, but it was totally worth it. So that sort of brings it into the realm of hobbies... never mind.

Favorites:

Animal: My favorite real animal would probably be a bunny, I'm kind of obsessed with them and tend to say the word "bunny" randomly. Try it, it's rather soothing. And also unicorns. And I really want a kitty but we live in a rental house that doesn't allow pets. Oh, and the unicorn thing reminds me: I was out for a walk with my dad the other day, and he was saying something about how this is the real world, you live here, blah blah blah, and I said it needed flying unicorns. Then my dad said, Are you kidding me? You think bird poop is bad? See, nobody thinks about practical things like that! and I started completely cracking up in the middle of the street.

Color: RAINBOW!! cue "rainbow" hand motion, which is suspiciously similar to the "everything" hand motion, as in "he's good at everything". But if you make me choose, I'll probably say blue. Or I'll be all, "Black, the color of death," or "Red, the color of blood," but I generally prefer cooler colors like blue, green,and purple. And RAINBOW!

Song: God, it changes a lot, depending on my mood and stuff. I reportedly like "emo" music, cough Dizzy cough but I can't help it!

Book: Way too many, but right now I've been reading a ton of manga! Okay, not a ton, but if hell freezes over and I have free time, that's what I'm doing. I LOVE VAMPIRE KNIGHT!!

Movie: I honestly don't watch a lot of movies. So. Oh, oh, oh! I know! The Matrix! That was all like, and then, and then it was, and yeah. Hehe. Though I must say, New Moon was pretty good (and my opinion totally has nothing to do with Taylor Lautner being shirtless the entire movie. Really.)

My Fictional Crushes: I've had a lot of these. Aragorn, Edward Cullen, Raoul, Mr. Darcy, Duncan Idaho, Julian Bashir, David, Kartik, Fang, Izark, Zero, Shiki, Takuma, Aidou, Jacob Black (he got added), L, Natsume, Tsubasa... The list goes on. It may even include Draco Malfoy. My friend's like, you have an imaginary boyfriend? And I said, first of all, it's not my imaginary boyfriend, it's my imaginary true love. And there are like ten of them. She pretended to be weirded out, but honestly, it's not like I'm the only one of my friends who does this. I asked her if she had never had a crush on Edward, and she had to admit she had. So HA!

Things My Mother Taught Me: (my mom has said so many of these, it's not even funny!)

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
You better pray that will come out of the carpet.

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
Because I said so, that’s why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
Shut your mouth and eat your supper.

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
Stop acting like your father!

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
Just wait until we get home.

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
You are going to get it when you get home!

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.

19. My mother taught me ESP.
Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you are cold?

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
You’re just like your father.

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!

"When nature calls, put it on hold!" - either some random website or my friend Steph.

"I am overflowing with sheep." - my idiotic brother Quinn, in reference to his latest board game, Settlers of Catan.

"I'm going to put giant windows in the walls so people can walk into them (the windows) and be stupid." - the greatest study buddy ever. AKA Ali.

"I'm a giant mutated rubber ducky."- Ali again.

"Guess what I got you for your birthday? And no, it's not (insert name of crush here) as your personal slave." - Ali again!

"J'ai un ami. Il s'appelle Rubeus Hagrid. Il mesure trois metres." (translation: I have a friend named Rubeus Hagrid. He is three meters tall.)- this kid in my French class, when we were supposed to say our height or the height of a friend/relative for attendance.

"She's a tall person. Aren't you afraid of her?"- random girl, talking to my (two grades younger and much shorter) friend Marina after we hugged.

Little bro: "I want a Zero for my birthday." (a Zero is apparently some sort of Japanese submarine from WW2)
Me: "I want a Zero for my birthday too, but I don't think we're talking about the same thing."

"IMPEDE!" - my friend Dizzy, aka Azami217. She was randomly yelling this in class while I was trying to work on a fanfic. Needless to say, it was distracting.

"What? Shirtless guys? Is this something I should be reading?" - my mom. I'm pretty sure she meant to ask if it was something I should be reading, but it was hilarious nonetheless.

"Pretend like you're pole dancing!" - Hunter, attempting to convince me that I should, in fact, get on the bow and rock the boat.

"Ow! Don't whack me on the butt with the Iliad!" - me, to my li'l bro. How many times has it been necessary for you to say that?

Things My Strange Mind Throws Up: (all VK right now... hehe...)

Kaname: Then maybe I should kill you, since you’re one of her worries.
Zero: I TRIED THAT ALREADY, AND SHE STOPPED ME!

Why is it only squeeing fangirls in the Day Class of Cross Academy? Why are there never any drooling fanboys? (Except for the class rep.) I mean, guys are just as hormonal as girls, if not more so. You’d think they’d run around with cameras getting pantyshots. I can just picture Zero's expression when he finds these during a dorm inspection, can't you?

Kaname: RIPS HEART OUT
Me: WHOA THERE!
Zero: And I thought I was violent.
Me: Aw, Zero, you’re not violent, you just… have anger management issues. I mean, you pull out the Bloody Rose all the time but you hardly ever fire it! And you’re always really gentle when you suck Yuuki’s blood…
Zero: I asked you not to talk about that…
Me: Back on topic! Right! KANAME-SAMA, WTF!?

You know you have issues when you WANT someone to suck your blood... But I'm not worried about that, since I am so far PAST "having issues" that it's practically a sign I'm less insane than normal... right?

Stories:

We Will Still Love You: A teeny tiny VK ficlet in which Yuuki attempts to raise Zero's self-esteem.

The Zero Kiryuu Fanclub: A VK fic about a Zero fangirl at Cross Academy (who may or may not be me in disguise XD) who starts a club and stalks him. Since Zero totally ignores them, they do the next best thing and set him up with Yuuki. Humorous, obviously.

Model Rockets: A Vampire Knight fic in which Zero and Yuuki's science class builds model rockets. Yuuki apparently has issues with reading directions, and her mistakes end up having explosive consequences... Oh, that was a baaaad pun. Sorry. There's some Zero-->Yuuki if you pay attention (which Yuuki totally DOESN'T, lol).

You Taste Like Chocolate: a Vampire Knight fic about the first box of pocky Shiki and Rima shared, including their first day of modeling. SHIMA!

Kartik's Great and Terrible Beauty: a bunch of AGATB scenes from Kartik's POV. COMPLETE! Aren't you proud of me?

The Order Plays Truth or Dare: Also an AGATB fic. The title should be self-explanatory, though at the end I give in to the call of Kartik and write in some fluffyness. I think the story's over, or at any rate I found a place to end it, but I've had some people ask for more so there may be an epilogue if I feel so inspired.

Christine Tries Morphine: A POTO crackfic in which Christine gets a hold of Erik's morphine. In chapter two she gives Meg some as well.

Rain and Sarcasm: A totally sucky fanfic that I started back when I was obsessed with Twilight for the enjoyment of me and my friends. It has 4- count 'em!- 4 self inserts and has pretty much been discontinued unless my friends remember it and start bugging me. I might even delete it. Gasp!

Coming Not-So-Soon: I have some Vampire Knight stories in the works and ideas for some Maximum Ride fics. Plus some loose DS9 concepts floating around. And I will be writing a sequel to KGATB. But I am easily distracted and lose computer privileges often, not to mention the irritating demands of real life, so don't count on anything.