I Am the Real Number Five
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since: 04-02-09, id: 1887717, Profile Updated: 05-28-11
country: New Zealand
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight.

Siena ~ Australian ~ American ~ Caramel hair ~ tan ~ 80s rock ~ staying up till the early morning ~ swears on my arms ~ reading ~ writing ~ drawing ~ 15 going on 16 ~ bitch of a brother ~ tomboy ~ jeans ~ boys ~ kittens ~ pokemon ~ bitch ~ swiss balls ~ gangsta hats ~ lava lamps ~ fairy lights ~ fiji ~ sunglasses ~ ipod ~ foreign coins ~ Rolling Stones ~ Paramore ~ Bruno Mars ~ Blueberries ~ photography ~ Family Guy ~ black nail polish ~ arms full of bracelets ~ marshmallows ~ Philadelphia ~ Twilight ~ Vampire Academy ~ Hunger Games ~ Robert Pattinson ~ John Grisham ~ Glee ~~~~ to be continued.

BEST DAY OF THE YEAR - 25TH OF August, 1995 :)

Old Pennames: SienaCullen


BANDS -- Metallica ~ ACDC ~ Pink Floyd ~ Gun n Roses ~ KISS ~ Aerosmith~ The Beastie Boys ~ The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus ~ Linkin Park ~ Paramore ~ Fall Out Boy ~ Foo Fighters ~ Panic At The Disco ~ My Chemical Romance ~ Nirvana ~ The Runaways ~ Eminem ~ Pearl Jam ~ Rhianna ~ Billy Talent ~ Evanescence ~ Pink ~ Kings of Leon ~ The Rolling Stones ~ Muse ~ And more than I can't think of right now...


If your life was a movie what would the sound track be like?

Opening Credits: This Love- Maroon 5
Waking Up: Bad Romance - Lady Gaga
First Day At School: The Violet Hour - Sea Wolf
Falling In Love: Empire State of Mind - Jay-Z and Alicia Keys
Fight Song: My Immortal - Evanescence
Breaking Up: When I'm Gone - Eminem
Prom Night: I Got Money Now - Pink
Life: I JUST HAD SEX (XDDDDDD)
Mental Breakdown: Toxic - Britney Spears
Driving: Timshel - Mumford and Sons
Flashback: Heavy In Your Arms - Florence + The Machine
Getting Back Together: No Sound But the Wind - Editors
Wedding: Manhattan - Kings Of Leon
Birth of A Child: Foreign Land - Eskimo Joe
Final Battle: Paint It Black - The Rolling Stones
Funeral Song: Goodbye - Miley Cyrus (D:)
Final Credits: Breathe - Taylor Swift

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
I'll Never See Your Face Again - Rhianna/Maroon 5

IF SOMEONE SAYS "THE TRUTH IS, I LIKE YOU" YOU SAY?
Closer - Ne-Yo

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Till I Collapse - Eminem

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Whatever You Like - T.I.

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Gimme Shelter - The Rolling Stones

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Nobody Knows - Pink (LOL)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Need - Hana Pestle

\WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Long Distance - Bruno Mars

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Beautiful - Christina Aguleira (Aw :)

WHAT DO (DID) YOUR TEACHERS THINK OF YOU?
Fingers - Pink

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Nowhere To Go - Backstreet Boys

WHAT IS YOUR OBSESSION?
Runaway - Pink

WHAT IS 2+2?
4 Minutes - Madonna ft Justin Timberlake (O_O)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Count On Me - Bruno Mars

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
I Belong To You - Muse (Aw :)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR WORST ENEMY?
All I Wanted - Paramore

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Love The Way You Lie - Eminem ft. Rhianna

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
The Only Exception - Paramore

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
As Long As You Love Me - Backstreet Boys

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
You Could Be Happy - Snow Patrol (D:)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Butterflies - Alana Lee

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?

Cry - Rhianna

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Rehab - Rhianna (O.o)


92% of teens have turned to pop and hip-hop.If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy and paste this message.


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to Hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
.I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST be a WHORE with a BIG BUTT
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
.I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA…
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (that’s stupid)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes sometimes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I’m HOMESCHOOLED so I MUST be a SOCIAL REJECT with no friends, or a SPELLING BEE winner.
I used to CUT so I'm EMO.


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