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I know i'm a crappy writer, but I'm working on it.

Stories I'm going to write if I remember

Whitestar

Most of the characters from the first series are dead, Whitewing is leader coming out soon (hopefully)

Favorites

Books:

Harry Potter Series

The Cry of the Icemark series

Artemis Fowl Series

Abhorsen Series

Tamora Pierce books

Ender's Game

Midnighters

H.I.V.E. series (Higher Institute of Evil Education)

Eon Dragoneye Reborn (goes bye other names)

The Prophecy of the Stones

much more

Pairings:

Artemis/Minerva Holly/Trouble

Harry/Hermione

Lirael/Sameth Sabriel/Touchstone

Daine/Numair Kelandry/Neal etc.

Authors

Tamora Pierce

Orson Scott Card

Garth Nix

Fluer Bajor

Music:

Black eyed peas

Green Day

The Killers

Blondie

Timbaland

OAR

Cold Play

One Republic

There are more but I can't think of them

Hated

Books

Twilight (don't hate this so much as severely dislike it)

ummm yeah, thats pretty much it

Authors

James Patterson (he's a seriously crappy writer, but I don't know why I like his Max Ride series)

Stephenie Meyer (all her characters are WAY to perfect)

:Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

In () is my response

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

~Read This~

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~If you could read that, put it in your profile~

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.

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I like these poems but sadly, there not mine.

Roses are Red

Violets are blue

When god gave brains,

Where the hell were you!?

One bright morning...
in the middle of the night,
two dead boys went out to fight
there they stood back to back
and faced each other
drew their swords
and shot eachother.
the deaf policeman heard the noise
and came running to kill
the two dead boys.
If u dont believe my tale i swear its true ask the blind lady she saw it too!

Philosophical Quotes and Otherwise

Who first forged the bloody blade? Of Savage steel his soul was made

-Someone

Friendship is not a privilege granted by one, It is a choice made by two

-me

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky?

~Stanislaw J. Lec

You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.

~Navajo Proverb

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
- Winston Churchill

He who controls the past commands the future. He who commands the future conquers the past.

-George Orwell

"An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind"
Mahatma Ghandi

"In peace sons bury fathers, but war violates the order of nature, and fathers bury sons."
-Heroditus, greek historian c. 484-425 B.C.

If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things. -Plato

An open enemy is better than a false friend.
Source: (Greek)

Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill.
Source: (Greek)

Observe your enemies, for they first find your faults.
Source: (Greek)

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skipdown the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile.

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile. It only takes one review to get me excited.

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

If you read people’s profiles looking for stuff to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your

profile.

If you are a total clutz copy this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

your a bookworm and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If you REALLY REALLY want to know your blood type, copy this into your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the Rabbit should kill the kids who won't give him Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've never even heard of those shows, copy this in to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

The majority of the kids out there are unconcerned by the dismal state of their education, or the fact that their fanfiction is raping the English language. If you're part of the five percent of fanfiction writers/readers who do care about such things, cut and paste this, and then leave reviews for those poor souls who know not what they do. (I RAPE THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE TOO YAYYAY)

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

if you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your pro

if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your pro

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever read a 500 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. (I don't have a phone =D)
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who isn't obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, Liris, Meihua68

Female Come-Backs
Pick Up Line Comebacks, Add To It

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"

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This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination!

Do it! Bunny is awesomeful!

Copy & paste, man. Copy and paste.

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This is bunny's cousin, the bunny from Monty Python! He is awesomefull!

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Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination.

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Random Crap

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its OK to use a handicapped toilet?

Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

My knight in shining Armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. -

- What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

- Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws and differences and yet still sees the best in you.

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."

"Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it."

"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

You're a great friend, but if the zombies come chasing us, I'm tripping you.

Someday your prince will come. Mine took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

Do unto others before they do unto you.

Nothing is illegal until you get caught.

Be nice to your kids, they'll chose your nursing home.

If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.

Follow your dreams... except the one when you're at school in your underwear.

The more I know about men, the more I admire dogs.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there's be no place to put it all.

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.

I like children... fried.