This is my profile

I like to write
I like to read
I like to bite
I do indeed

that was a poem
poor at best
not a poem
a suck fest

lymerics have five lines
mustn't have been properly taught
because when it comes to what defines
I guess I come up a little short

well maybe if i really try
i could write something that might comply
stupid rules i hate them so
but ability to follow them, i must show
i guess my four line days will have to die

no way that sounded so crap
like the fifth line wasn't quite on que
seriously whats the hap
wow that line fully blew

anyway let me share some infomation
btw I dont like abreviation
also when ever i attempt to spell
everything seems to go to hell

I'm in the most isolated place in the world
people say I'm very tall
when its wet, my hair gets curled
one day I'll rule you all
that was sinister I know
I didnt want you to know so soon
but my true colours are starting to show
annnnnnd i drive like a hoon

anyway I'm seventeen years old
this fanfiction stuff is very new
so if I may be so bold?
I ask you to read and review

be harsh now please
be harsh but fair
call me a sleaze
i wont really care

all this rhyming is just wasting time
maybe they want me to appreciate
that publishing cost more then a dime
I guess it's worth the two day wait